I’m Really a Superstar

the next day.

At noon, CCTV game scene.

Today’s recording location is different. It is no longer the small recording hall in the original building, but a hall, or an auditorium, on the second underground floor. It can accommodate about two to three thousand people inside and outside, upstairs and downstairs. The audience, the scene is really not small. This place was originally only open to some small parties, but today it was provided to the National Cross Talk Competition. This is the venue for the third and final round of preliminaries. The entire competition is merged here, and the whole process is During the online live broadcast, every contestant who passed the first two rounds of preliminaries will draw lots and perform in order, so the final round of competition is also relatively long. One hundred sets of entries will take about three days.

The venue was already full of people.

In the first row are some leaders, such as the leaders of CCTV, the chairman of the Cross Talk Association, colleagues in the folk arts industry, and even the judges of the competition. Tang Dazhang and Xu Wenxiang, etc. are all sitting in the front row.

"Xiao Tang."

"Master Xu."

"You two are pretty good apprentices."

"Haha, it's not ready yet, it needs to be polished."

Many cross talk actors chatted together.

An area on the right side of the mouth is reserved for the 500 contestants who have advanced to the first round. Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are also in it.

In the back and upstairs, everyone is there, including colleagues, media, and cooperative units. More than 80% of them are viewers. There are lucky viewers who have been drawn in the microbó lottery, and there are also tickets that have been distributed. There are thousands of employees from sponsoring units.

"look forward to."

"Who do you like best?"

"Of course it's Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai!"

"Haha, I also like their cross talk, it's really a masterpiece!"

"But they are in big trouble today. They have been warned by their superiors, their colleagues are boycotting them, and even the column team has issued an ultimatum. I really don't know what they will say today."

"Yesterday at the cross talk conference, I heard that the 'Seven Deadly Sins' of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were listed. How about Zhang Ye always calling Yao Jiancai by the name of 'Dad', how about using dirty words in his mouth, these people? Ah, they are really tormenting, I think they are just jealous!"

"Whether we continue talking about the so-called vulgar cross talk, or compromise and talk about educational cross talk, Teacher Zhang Ye and Teacher Yao Jiancai must make a decision."

Taking a seat in the middle row, Tian Bin is also here. He is an announcer for CCTV Radio. He also got a ticket today to watch the game of his old colleague Zhang Ye.

On stage.

The hosts appeared, a man and a woman.

"Dear leaders, distinguished guests, and distinguished audiences, good afternoon to everyone!"

The first step is to unveil the vote count for the second round of preliminaries. Among the 500 groups of players, the top 100 players will advance to participate in the final round of preliminaries.

After a lot of scene talk and countless sensational words, the answer was revealed!

First place: Anonymous, 1.28 million votes!

When they saw this number of votes, the whole audience gasped!

No one is paying much attention to the votes of the next ninety-nine people. It has lost suspense. Looking at the votes of those who started in second place, thirty-one, twenty-five, nine thousand, eight thousand eight hundred Twenty-five, six thousand and seven, it is simply impossible to see! Anonymous received no fraction of the fraction of the votes he received,

They are several times or even dozens of times higher than them. What a joke! In fact, in the past competitions last year, the number of votes was not so low. There had to be someone with 50,000 or 100,000 votes. But this year, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai were so brutal, standing out and leading the way. All the votes were collected, so that other people's votes were as miserable as "Baidu Qihang has no text"!

Discussions broke out in the audience.

Everyone knows that the unknown persons are Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai.

However, the host did not mention the first place. The list flashed and then turned off. The host directly announced the promoted contestants without reading the names of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai and skipped them over. The overall tone remained unchanged. They could competition, but CCTV 11 will not give them any publicity.

Half an hour later, the draw began.

In the seating area on the right, Yao Jiancai turned his head and said, "The sooner we talk, the better?"

"Yeah." Zhang Ye smiled, "I wanted to talk about it earlier today."

Yao Jiancai said: "I'm afraid that if we tell you too late, it won't be our turn. If our competition is scheduled to take place on the third day, the people in the cross talk world don't know what kind of trouble it will cause. Who knows who will be the best by then?" As soon as Fang's pressure came, the program team immediately disqualified us."

Zhang Ye narrowed his eyes and said, "It depends on your luck. It's best to be the first to say it."

As soon as he finished speaking, the lottery on the big screen at the main stage stopped. Many people were stunned when they saw the first contestant to be chosen as the first player in the opening ceremony.

The female host also pondered for a moment and announced: "The first group of contestants, No. 8 in Group C."

No names were mentioned, but everyone knows that this is the previous group player number of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai!

Yao Jiancai clapped his legs and smiled, "Okay, brother, let's start the show? It's just what I want, haha. I found out why we have such good luck these two days?"

Zhang Ye knew that it was probably not luck, but the "skill" this guy had activated - lowering the difficulty.

Over there, a staff member quickly found them and said, "You two, go backstage and prepare, it will start soon." Although there are still 100 people behind the draw, the first group to appear must be prepared in advance. .

So, under the watchful eyes of many people present, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai went backstage.

…

Side stage.

A small meeting was held on site.

The person in charge of the column team said: "I repeat it again! There must be no more problems today! The radio and television have already warned us about the cross talk competition! If the works of bad artists are broadcast again, we will not be able to live with it. Please take everything seriously!"

"clear."

"Don't worry this time."

Someone asked: "What about Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's first game?"

Apparently the person in charge had already discussed it with the TV station, "They will have ten minutes of competition, full commercials, not a single frame, the camera will be cut the first second!"

Everyone nodded, "Okay."

The person in charge repeated: "Don't make any mistakes!"

Their previous two live broadcasts to Zhang Ye and the two had already made the higher-ups extremely angry. If they did it again, they would not be able to bear the consequences and they would all be doomed!

Another half hour passed.

The final round of preliminaries of the National Crosstalk Competition has officially begun!

When the host was about to announce the entrance of the contestants, backstage, the person in charge immediately gave instructions, "Now, commercial break, cut!"

A staff member quickly said, "Okay!"

The person in charge was really scared, "Check again."

"The commercial has already been broadcast," the man said.

The person in charge said: "Confirm again in other places."

Seven or eight staff members all started busy, and then said: "It's really no problem, leader."

The person in charge just hummed.

However, CCTV is destined to be haunted these days. An employee took advantage of the break to pick up a lunch box and take a few mouthfuls of it. A power bank placed next to him was charging. Without any warning, the power bank started charging. The bag exploded with a bang, and the young man immediately trembled in fright. With a shake of his hand, the lunch box flew to the instrument in front. His elbow accidentally touched two buttons on the console, clatter.

The power bank happened to fly to the place next to where everyone put their clothes, and it started to light up. It ignited a few down jackets, and it spread all of a sudden!

"ah!"

"on fire!"

"Quickly put out the fire! Put out the fire!"

"Ouch!"

Everyone was in a hurry and quickly put out the fire. The live broadcast had already been adjusted anyway, so they didn't watch it anymore. It was important to put out the fire, otherwise the equipment would be completely destroyed!

…

online.

Thousands of viewers are waiting for the live broadcast of the cross talk competition.

"It's Zhang Ye's turn!"

"Yes, he is the first to appear!"

"Haha, I can't wait!"

"Hey, damn, why are there commercials?"

"Is it clear that Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai will not be broadcast?"

"Oh no, the screen is back again, hahaha! Teacher Zhang and Teacher Yao appear!"

…

In the auditorium.

The female host smiled and announced, "Now, we invite the first group of contestants, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai." This time, the names were read out, because the host had also received the notice early, and the performances of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai would definitely not be the best. It's been broadcast, so the announcement doesn't matter.

Yao Jiancai appeared first.

Zhang Ye came up closely behind.

As soon as they appeared, the people in the folk arts and cross talk circles in the front row had no reaction, but the audience of several thousand people suddenly burst into applause and shouted "Baidu has no Qihangwen". Many people saw him. The two of them were slapping their legs and laughing non-stop, and some people who particularly liked them were whistling and making noises.

The crosstalk actors all frowned.

The cross talk contestants were not too happy either.

Only some people in the media looked at each other and talked in low voices. No matter how others scolded Zhang Ye, no matter whether his peers recognized him or not, Zhang Ye's popularity alone was really unmatched by anyone in the cross talk circle. After all, it is still a niche culture. How many times have you heard that cross talk can express the popularity of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai? In the past, this was unthinkable!

Then, everyone stared at the stage with their own thoughts.

Will you compromise?

Will Mr. Zhang be recruited into the cross talk world?

Although everyone knows Zhang Ye's character, he is the kind of guy who "loves so and so", but at this moment, everyone still dare not confirm, and they are still not sure what Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai will say, because after all, they have been kidnapped, and the whole country After all, the crosstalk competition is their last resort. If they are disqualified, then the two of them will have no way out and sign up for other talent shows or competitions? With the record of this cross talk competition, there is no way they would dare to let them participate in another competition. The column team probably would not allow Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai to participate because of the reputation they were questioned about. There is no doubt about it!

The microphone is adjusted.

Zhang Ye stood on the stage and looked upstairs and downstairs. He smiled slightly and said, "There are a lot of people here."

Yao Jiancai nodded and said: "That's right, they are all here to listen to cross talk."

Zhang Ye said: "This is the beginning of a performance for you by the two of us. Are you willing to listen, willing to listen, or willing to listen? I will never force it!"

Yao Jiancai said in amusement, "Oh, you don't insist on it?"

Just these two sentences, just these two opening sentences, the thousands of spectators below burst into laughter. Such skill made the several crosstalk artists in front frown slightly.

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "We actually love to come to places like TV stations to talk about cross talk."

Yao Jiancai asked: "Why?"

Zhang Ye: "Because it's so foggy here."

"Ah?" Yao Jiancai said.

Many people in the CCTV program team's expressions changed when they heard this!

Zhang Ye pointed to both sides, "There are leaders over there. You see those cross talk artists on TV. They burst into thunderous applause when they appear on the stage. There is applause as soon as they open their mouths."

Yao Jiancai was puzzled, "Just ask?"

Zhang Ye pinched his throat and imitated: "Today... swish... I'll... swish... everyone... swish... talk about a cross talk... swish... it's not good... Wow." He looked at the audience and said, "Everyone applauds even if they say something bad. Look how good today is."

Yao Jiancai: "What's wrong?"

Zhang Ye pointed downwards, "Not a single person applauded."

The audience was stunned, laughed, clapped their hands, and gave the warmest applause!

Firstly, they were really amused, and secondly, the way Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai opened the show today made everyone aware that Teacher Zhang, you should say whatever you want, and didn’t care about that at all. Warnings and ultimatums, but still going its own way! As soon as it started, it damaged the TV station and those artists who often appeared on TV to talk about cross talk. They were like a hedgehog, pricking whoever they caught, and they were completely let go!

Today's cross talk is definitely not easy!

Zhang Ye: "Thank you for your applause. Many people like us."

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "Everyone praised it."

Zhang Ye smacked his lips, "Of course, there are some controversies."

Yao Jiancai tilted his head and said, "You can remove some of the two words. They are basically all disputes."

Audience: "Hey!!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Zhang Ye said with a smile: "Some official people said, Zhang Ye, your cross talk is very vulgar. You always insult Mr. Yao, what a father and son. This method is wrong, and the impact will be very bad. It will Those who spoil the audience will have a negative impact!"

Yao Jiancai said helplessly: "Someone said so."

Zhang Ye narrowed his eyes and said: "I'm just wondering. Are the relevant departments too harsh on cross talk? Do you underestimate the audience's IQ? Oh, they were filming a movie over there, and one person stabbed another to death, you know It’s fake. They film a TV series over there, one plays the father and the other plays the son. You know it’s fake. They write novels over there, and the protagonist flies over walls and walls to save the world. You know it’s fake. I’m surprised! How did we end up here? Is everything here true?”

When the audience heard this, they all applauded!

"well said!"

"That's right!"

Yao Jiancai smiled and said: "It's a bit harsh."

Zhang Ye said: "Let the cross talk go. We are just two non-mainstream young actors talking about cross talk. We are not as capable as those mainstream cross talk celebrities. Oh, all the pollution in the society has not taught everyone bad. After listening to a cross talk between the two of us, The audience was led astray? They all went out to kill people and set fires? You guys overestimate us too!"

The audience burst into laughter: "Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye said: "To be honest, if Teacher Yao and I really had this ability, how could we talk about cross talk?"

Yao Jiancai also laughed, "I'm not that capable."

Bang bang bang!

Applause again!

Everyone's appetite was instantly whetted. If Zhang Ye said it in the form of irony in yesterday's "I Want to Go Against the Three Customs", then today's cross talk is direct irony, two completely different styles of irony. Teacher Zhang Ye is going to demonstrate his skills in cursing in various aspects and levels!

The leaders of the relevant departments in the front row all looked gloomy!

Each of the crosstalk actors looked uglier than the last. No one expected that, despite the radio and television's further announcement and the serious warning from the program team, Zhang Ye still went his own way and even scolded them even harder. In their eyes, this was simply It's unimaginable!

The surname is Zhang!

You are going crazy!

Are the relevant departments scolding you? You really don’t want to stay in the entertainment industry!

Today, both Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai knew that this was their last performance in the cross talk competition, so they simply stopped hiding and dodging. In this competition, Zhang Ye just wanted to say something happy, I don't care who you are! So, he took out all the "Guo Degang Crosstalk Collection". In this scene, he wanted to piece together many of Lao Guo's jokes, such as (to be continued) [] If you like this work, you are welcome to create it World Chinese website rewards, member clicks, and your support are my biggest motivation. )