I’m Really a Superstar

There is so much joy online.

Zhang Ye’s fans are all excited!

The other neutral spectators were also overjoyed. They all knew that Tang Dazhang had hit a brick wall this time and had provoked a gangster!

"If Life Deceived You", this poem is much simpler than "Sleepwalking Tianmu Says Farewell". It is not only easy to understand, but also a very artistic poem. However, if you don't read this poem alone , but put it in Zhang Ye's mouth and said it, and the taste changed all of a sudden. There are hazy poetry schools, symbolic poetry schools, etc., but Zhang Ye... is obviously a curse poet. A poem that looks normal, a poem that is indifferent and soft inside and out, expresses life and thinking. , but in Zhang Ye's writing, your mother showed her offensive power and used this poem to scold people. This ability to make people laugh and cry is also amazing! "Novel" novel chapters are updated the fastest

Be unique!

This is the only one!

There is no second one in the entire literary and poetry world!

This is Zhang Ye's literature, this is Zhang Ye's semicolon-free style!

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zero point.

A moment has passed.

The Internet was still busy, and Zhang Ye's cell phone that he threw on the bedside suddenly rang. Who was this in the middle of the night? He reached for it and saw, oh, it's Lao Yao's cell phone number!

He quickly answered, "Hey, Lao Yao!"

Yao Jiancai's listless voice sounded over there, "Brother, where are you following?"

"I'm at home. What's wrong with you? From the police station?" Zhang Ye was holding back his words, "Are you okay, Yǒushì? I've called you for several days but I haven't gotten through!"

Yao Jiancai said cheerfully: "Forget it, I just came out of the police station at night. You are the only one in your house, right?"

Zhang Ye said: "Yes."

Yao Jiancai said: "Then you wait for me."

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "You just came out, why don't you go home?"

"I'm back. Now I've been kicked out by my lover. Oh, it's hard to explain. It's hard to explain. Please send me your home address.

Brother, I definitely have no place to live these days, so I have no choice but to join you. "Yao Jiancai's voice was very bitter and miserable.

Zhang Ye sweated and said, "Okay, then come on."

After hanging up the line, he immediately sent the address to Lao Yao.

About twenty minutes later, Lao Yao called again, "Brother, I'll be there soon. Come downstairs and pick me up. Hurry up."

Hey.

You're such an adult, why do you still need to pick it up?

Zhang Ye had no choice but to put on a coat and go downstairs. As soon as he went out, he saw a taxi with double pumps flashing and stopped at the door of the unit downstairs.

As soon as the car door opened, Yao Jiancai got out of the car with a bag of beer and immediately waved to Zhang Ye, "I don't have enough money. Please help me settle the knot quickly. Master has been waiting for a long time."

Zhang Ye said: "Khan, is it so miserable?"

Yao Jiancai was filled with depression, "What do you mean, hurry up."

Zhang Ye took out a hundred yuan and gave it to the taxi driver, then turned around and took the elevator upstairs with Yao Jiancai, back to his home.

As soon as he entered the room, Zhang Ye said: "Sit wherever you want. The place at home is small, so it's okay."

Yao Jiancai looked at the room, "It's okay, it's not too small. Brother, I just have a place to sleep now. Oh, it's so hard!" He sat on a chair and put the beer in his hand on the table, "At home Is there anything to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in the past few days, and I didn’t even eat at night. I’m so hungry.”

"Is instant noodles okay?" Zhang Ye asked.

"Anything is fine," Yao Jiancai said.

Zhang Ye said: "Okay, then I'll get a bag too."

Yao Jiancai took out the bottles of wine and said, "Well, let's eat and drink."

Zhang Ye went there to make boiled noodles and asked, "What's going on with you? Why can't you go home? What happened to the KTV that day?"

Yao Jiancai patted his leg, "His grandma! I get angry when I say this. Brother, don't you know? Don't you understand? I'm a serious person, why would I go to find a young lady! You didn't come that day either , we sang, and the brothers felt better after drinking. I originally thought about going home, but it was quite late, but those idiots insisted on pinching my feet and back, and I was too embarrassed not to go, and then They all picked a female technician. As soon as I took off my shirt and lay down, the woman pinched my back a few times before the police came in. A bunch of people escorted us back to the branch without saying a word. I'm a prostitute, I'm a fool, you think I'm not fucking unjust? I'm a kid! They detained me for three or four days, and then told me tonight that the investigation was clear, and it wasn't a prostitute, so I could leave. Isn't this a scam? !”

Zhang Ye said: "Then you'll be fine."

"Why is everything okay?" Yao Jiancai said angrily: "Now the shit basin is on my head, and the media has reported it. Even if it is found out, others won't believe it. I have contacted the company, and I also want to contact the relevant departments above. I tried to communicate, but they didn’t reply. Whether the list of bad artists can be cancelled is still a matter of fact. A friend in my agency who is responsible for this matter told me not to have high hopes, because Document No. 43 has just been issued, which is drastic. The ground has just fallen, and it is difficult to remove my name now. It will probably take half a year at the earliest, or even a year if it goes slower."

When the water boiled, Zhang Ye threw instant noodle seasoning into it, "What's wrong with sister-in-law?"

Yao Jiancai said angrily: "Your sister-in-law doesn't believe me either. She must have said that I was fooling around and got out of the police station because of connections. Damn it, if I had connections, I would have been imprisoned for three or four days! This time I Home, my daughter didn’t even care about my nose or eyes, and stopped talking to me. In the end, I didn’t even have a warm meal. I asked your sister-in-law to kick me out at night, and I only had one hundred yuan on me. Money, walking around on the street in such a miserable way, it brings tears to my eyes when I talk about it, who do you think I hired? This is an unreasonable disaster for me!"

Zhang Ye said happily: "Who do you think I recruited?"

When Yao Jiancai heard this, he opened a can of beer with a pop and said, "I've heard about you, too. You're miserable. Your mother is very unlucky for both of us, ah!"

The noodles are ready.

Hot air spurts.

Zhang Ye brought it over, "One bowl per person."

"Drink some." Yao Jiancai gave him beer.

Zhang Ye took it and took a sip, "Wow, it feels good!"

Yao Jiancai ate the noodles and immediately commented: "Well, the cooking is not very good. The fire is strong. It will be more delicious if it is stronger."

Zhang Ye rolled his eyes, "It's better to eat some."

Yao Jiancai said with a pun: "Yeah, it's not easy for us to have food to eat now." After a pause, he ate several mouthfuls of noodles, raised his head and chewed: "Brother, we are also messing around. You can no longer be in the entertainment industry, your job is lost, what are your plans in the future?"

Zhang Ye said: "I haven't thought about it. Anyway, if I have a chance, I will definitely want to stay in this circle. I don't want to leave."

Yao Jiancai sighed and said: "Brother, do you think I want to leave? I've done a good job and I don't want to leave either, but now the blocking order has been issued. If no one wants me to make movies or TV series anymore, what else can I do? ? The same goes for you. I heard about it when I just came out of the police station at night. Your novel was even removed from the shelves? You also paid the publisher several million in liquidated damages? The copyright was withdrawn from you? "

Zhang Ye spread his hands and said, "I am now penniless and bankrupt."

Yao Jiancai said: "Why are you giving it to them? If you want to go to court, just go to court with them. You can't pay that much money, and the grandsons of these publishing houses don't care!"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "I'm too lazy to argue with them. That would only lower my stature, so I'll give them whatever they want. I'll leave this debt to be settled later."

Yao Jiancai said: "Stop bragging, do you still want to settle accounts with others? We are both in trouble now. It has been so many days and you still haven't accepted this reality? Let me tell you, after I came out from the police station, I As soon as I saw the release of Document No. 43 and the list of bad artists, I knew in my heart that our acting careers were completely over. Even if I still had a chance to come back in a year, who would still know me by then? Will you still ask me to film a movie? You have to start all over again, and with the title of an artist who has done bad things, your reputation is gone. The audience will definitely not buy it, and neither will you. Hey, it actually won't take a year, that's all. God, how much the popularity of the people on the misdeeds list has dropped, they have already hit rock bottom, didn’t you look at it?”

Zhang Ye smiled and said nothing.

Yao Jiancai took his mobile phone and searched the Internet for his current ranking. He pointed at the screen and said, "Look, my popularity has plummeted!"

He used to be ranked at the top among fourth-tier artists, but now after a few days, he has suddenly become a middle-ranking among fourth-tier artists, dropping more than a dozen places!

Yao Jiancai pointed again, "Look at Xiao Li, Lao Hong, and the others. Each one is harder than the other. This banning order is simply fatal. No one can escape. Alas, everyone should find another way out." After finishing, Yao Jiancai flipped through it again, "Let me show you how much you dropped. Well, I found it!" As soon as he saw Zhang Ye's ranking, Yao Jiancai subconsciously handed the phone over to him for a look, but within a second After the bell, Yao Jiancai reacted suddenly, called out, quickly took the phone back and put it in front of him to stare at it!

Zhang Ye leisurely ate noodles and drank beer.

Yao Jiancai was stunned and said: "No Kěnéng! Why didn't you fall?" Then he looked like he fainted, "Not only did you not fall! Your fucking ranking also improved?"

Lao Yao couldn't believe his eyes!