I’m Really a Superstar

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"Sleepwalking Tianmu chants farewell"

This is an ancient poetry poem written by Li Bai, a famous poet on Earth, by Zhang Ye. He did not write all the original text because it involves some characters that may not exist in this world, so Zhang Ye intercepted the main paragraphs. This poem is similar to Zhang Ye's previous poem. Compared with the poems and essays that were taken out, they are obviously more obscure. It is not easy for people without any literary literacy or experience in poetry and essays to understand them.

The poem was sent out

Many people don't understand

Many people are realizing it word by word

There were also some people with relatively high literary literacy who could understand it at a glance, and they were once again stunned by Zhang Ye's poems.

You can really write with just a lift of your pen.

And you can write such a powerful poem casually? Or that kind of ancient poetry style? A poem about immortality that is almost rare to see? Did you get chicken blood?

This poem immediately caused a shock

One person was certified as the CEO of a trading company: "What a poem about immortality."

The Weibo account of a newly debuted female writer said, "What a literary talent that makes me unhappy, Zhang Ye, I have learned a lesson today, and I am ashamed of myself."

"What do you mean?"

“Is this poem awesome?”

"Who will translate it? I really can't understand it."

"I'm crying. I'm begging for translation. I'm so anxious. I regret not studying Chinese properly. I can't even understand my idol's poems. But I understand the last sentence."

"Haha, I understand that sentence too. It's very domineering."

"It's not just domineering, it's Teacher Zhang Ye's arrogance and character."

At that moment, an expert immediately gave a translation of the entire poem, and also listed some code words and annotations one by one, so that everyone could understand it at a glance.

"Oh my god"

"This poem is great"

"Awesome, I like Zhang Ye like this. He dares to speak, do, scold and hit."

"I didn't know about Zhang Ye until I saw the list of bad artists before. I had never seen his works before. Now after reading his poem, I found that this person is very powerful and very likable. Hehe , is the fan club still recruiting? You can count me as my favorite celebrity who likes to make trouble."

Those who had been slandering Zhang Ye all looked unhappy. No one expected that after Zhang Ye fired yesterday, there would be another one today.

What did you say in the last sentence?

An Neng can bend his eyebrows and bend his waist to serve the powerful? Make me unhappy?

At this moment, those who had read the translation of the poem, even those who didn't like Zhang Ye, suddenly felt a little overwhelmed. Damn, you really dare to speak. Do you think the trouble you caused is not big enough?

The words expressed in the poem are really too proud

You want me to bow my head?

You want me to just go with the flow?

You want me to grovel?

Sorry, it's impossible

Why? Because I'm not fucking happy

Home.

After Zhang Ye finished sending it, he read it again, nodded slightly, and was very satisfied with the poem. Was he afraid of getting into trouble? Of course he is not afraid. The matter is already big enough now and Zhang Ye has already blocked it. This is already the worst outcome. How much worse can it be? So this guy is not afraid that the problem will be serious, but he is afraid that if the problem is not serious, you won't make it easier for me? Okay, then don't let anyone have an easy time

I may not be able to do anything else.

I may not be good at serious things.

But than causing trouble? I say second, no one dares to say first

Zhang Ye's temper also rose. This temper was not one of anger, but a deep yearning and excitement for the fight. This guy got excited and got out of control.

online.

on chat software.

Many people had already discussed it, but after seeing Zhang Ye's poem, many people actually changed their signatures to read "An Neng is able to bend his eyebrows and bend his waist to serve the powerful, which makes me unhappy."

This poem is popular

Countless people retweeted it at one time

Although the major news media have restricted their reporting on Zhang Ye, this kind of blocking also has a certain degree. It is impossible to reach out and block Zhang Ye's meager amount, because as long as his meager amount is not suspected of illegal crimes, it is impossible. Being blocked. Blocking refers to being blocked on the terminal. It does not also deprive Zhang Ye of all his personal rights as a citizen. No one except the judicial authorities has this right.

So even if there is a knife on it, this poem is still rampant on Weibo. Countless people have seen it and countless comments have been made.

Boom

Boom

When the clock struck midnight, no one needed to discuss it. They all rushed to the celebrity rating website to see the latest list rankings.

Tang Dazhang is still the fourth line

Zhang Ye: The third-to-last third-tier star

When netizens saw this, they all shouted incredulously

“Rising again”

"Zhang Ye's ranking is one higher."

"Let me go! The earth can no longer stop Teacher Zhang Ye."

“Hahahahahaha, fans of Tang Dazhang and Tang Dazhang made me laugh so hard.”

"At this moment, I feel embarrassed for Old Tang and his fans. They were already embarrassed once yesterday, and today they were slapped in the face by Zhang Ye again."

"Teacher Zhang Ye, please let Teacher Tang Dazhang go. It's not easy for people to climb to this position. It's not easy for them to step on you and criticize you."

"puff"

"Haha, let Old Tang go."

“Old Tang’s fans may have turned green in the face”

"Teacher Zhang is going to defy heaven"

"Riding the wind and waves against the sky"

"Has Teacher Zhang really been banned? His popularity is increasing day by day, why can't I feel it?"

On this day, Tang Dazhang and his fans were silent again.

The popularity and fame of other artists on the list of bad artists have plummeted, and some have even been significantly downgraded. It's a bleak situation

Only Zhang Ye stands out, but your mother is still moving forward bravely

the next day.

From day to night, Zhang Ye's ranking went down again. A poem is obviously not as effective as a program or a song. Because you can't watch it back and forth every day, it goes up as fast as it goes up. Tang Dazhang below is again. I caught up with him once under the promotion of the National Cross Talk Sketch Competition.

"Is it the head office this time?"

"Fuck, if I can't surpass Zhang Ye and get to the third level today, I'm going to go crazy."

"No, there will definitely be no problem today."

"Zhang Ye can't resist the general trend, this is the general trend."

Many people who hate Zhang Ye are still shouting.

But this time, many of Zhang Ye's enemies learned the lesson and didn't even speak. They wanted to wait until the matter was settled before talking.

As a result, at eleven o'clock in the evening, Zhang Ye's meager body moved again.

"if life has cheated you"

if life has cheated you.

Don't be sad, don't be impatient

Calmness is needed on gloomy days:

Believe it, happy days will come.

My heart is always looking forward to the future;

Now I am often melancholy:

Everything is fleeting and everything will pass;

And what has passed will become a kind nostalgia.

Tang Dazhang: "..."

Deputy Director Jia: "..."

Fans of Tang Dazhang: "..."

Zhang Ye's fans: "..."

It's midnight and the artist rankings have been refreshed

Zhang Ye continues to be a third-tier star, but Tang Dazhang still hasn’t come up

After seeing this result, countless people were silent for a moment, and they couldn't help shouting: "What a fool!"

"Zhang Ye is so fierce."

“One song is better than the other”

"Teacher Zhang is so calm and open-minded. Yes, everything will pass."

"Upstairs, hahahaha, I bet you guessed wrong. Zhang Ye is so open-minded. He is just making trouble. This poem was not written by him at all, but was given to Tang Dazhang. The first time they celebrated Tang Dazhang, they were ruined by Zhang Ye. The second time they celebrated, they were ruined by Zhang Ye. Now it is the third time Tang Dazhang and they were slapped in the face again, so Zhang Ye Say to them...if life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient, you need to be calm and believe in the melancholy days, happy days will come."

"Ah, it's true."

"It's too damaging to laugh at Teacher Zhang."

"Hahaha, this is really a poem for Tang Dazhang and others."

"I wonder why it doesn't read as boldly as Zhang Ye's other poems? Your sister, it turned out to be a satire for Tang Dazhang. Old Tang is probably dying. You said you are too. You have nothing to do to offend Zhang Ye. Well, who in the entertainment industry doesn’t know his bad temper?”

"It's Tang Dazhang's fault, but he's also to blame. Those who have old and new grudges with Zhang Ye can just scold Teacher Zhang Ye, but Zhang Ye didn't attack you, Tang Dazhang, right? You're lucky, seeing Zhang Ye After being banned, you just want to come over and step on it. You keep stepping on it and see who is stepping on whom now. We don’t need to say how famous Zhang Ye’s poems are, right? Everyone in the circle admits it, even if it has always been The literary world that is at odds with Zhang Ye cannot deny that Zhang Ye's poetry is a classic. Such a poem will definitely be passed down. If people mention this song "If Life Deceived You" in the next year, it will definitely become an allusion to Tang Dazhang. , you will be laughed at by future generations for the rest of your life. Ordinary pain will definitely not hurt you, but this is not ordinary pain, this is pain for a lifetime or even the next life and the next life."

"Tang Dazhang should learn a lesson this time. It's definitely painful for Zhang Ye to satirize his poems to this extent. Teacher Zhang Ye is also telling everyone that Zhang Ye has been banned, but he This mouth is still there, and so is his pen. Don’t think that Mr. Zhang is easy to bully and it’s not always clear who he can bully.”

"quite funny"

“I have to take a screenshot as a souvenir hahaha”

"I feel so sorry for Old Tang"

"Comrade Old Tang, stay calm, don't be sad, don't be impatient, you need to be calm in melancholy days."

Tang Dazhang's fans were all irritated and came up to curse him one after another. However, facing the powerful and battle-experienced Zhang Ye's navy, they were obviously no match. As soon as the scolding battle started, they were defeated by Zhang Ye's navy. He was drowned out by the colorful curses he learned from Zhang Ye.