I’m Really a Superstar

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in the room.

The atmosphere was slightly awkward.

Chen Feng had just been blown into the sky by Lu Yuhu, and he himself acquiesced, but now Rao Aimin randomly caught a tenant who matched all his couplets perfectly, not only matched, but also satirized in the couplets He pretended to be aggressive, his face was swollen from the beating

Pretending to be who?

Who pretends to be who, who is like who?

Swearing at people with couplets, what level has your mother reached?

Chenchen smirked, and said to Zhang Ye: "I'll just say you can do it, I'm optimistic about you."

"It's just you ghost, speak well." Zhang Ye shook Chenchen's head for a while.

Rao Aimin looked at her junior brother and Chen Feng out of the corner of her eyes, "Why don't you talk? Is it even better? I'm a good tenant, right?"

Lu Yuhu said angrily: "Senior sister, how can this place be okay? Who is your tenant? Although I don't know much about couplets, I can tell the difference."

"Him?" Rao Aimin asked out of control.

Chen Feng said helplessly: "Let me be convinced too, who is this?"

"Hey, wait a minute" Lu Yuhu said suddenly: "If you can use couplets to curse people and are good at it, I dare you, you can't be Teacher Zhang Ye, right? By the way, Chenchen seemed to call you Zhang Ye just now."

Zhang Ye smiled.

Chen Feng was stunned, Zhang Ye? That Zhang Ye?

"It's really you!" Lu Yuhu slapped his forehead suddenly, looked at Rao Aimin dumbfounded and said, "Senior Sister, you are too careless, why is Zhang Ye your tenant? Why do you live here? Oh, cooperating with you Ask my brother to compare his literary literacy with Mr. Zhang Ye? Are you bullying? I read the news in the past two days. Mr. Zhang Ye has joined Peking University and teaches literature in the Chinese Department. He is a professional literature lecturer. Ah, senior sister, you are cheating our brothers, you are not authentic, you are not authentic."

Chenchen chuckled.

Lu Yuhu glared, "Chenchen, you cheated on your Uncle Lu and didn't even tell me."

Rao Aimin spread his hands and said: "You kid said it yourself, we don't want to compare, but you insist on not leaving, you must meddle in your own business, who do you blame?"

Lu Yuhu: "..."

Chen Feng has also stepped down now. If he lost to others, he would really lose face, but if he loses to Zhang Ye, a Peking University literature lecturer, then there is nothing to say. He is an amateur literature lover, but the other party is a professional. He has a specialization in art. Comparing with others in this area is not comparable in itself, and it is normal to lose.

And even if his teacher came in person, he probably wouldn't be Zhang Ye's opponent, let alone an amateur.

Chen Feng stretched out his hand generously, "Mr. Zhang Ye, thank you for your advice just now."

Zhang Ye took a look and shook hands with him, "Hello, I was sorry just now. It's nothing else, but I can't talk about giving advice." His attitude has changed, and Zhang Ye doesn't care anymore. This is not a rivalry, " Originally, I didn't want to fight any couplets." This is indeed, he said before and forget it.

Chen Feng said with a smile: "You didn't want to be right just now. You were saving face for me. I was rude, but fortunately I asked you for advice. These couplets have troubled my teacher for a long time. I will go back and give it to the teacher. He must be very happy, and if it is released at that time, we will definitely indicate that the second couplet is from you."

Zhang Ye said casually, "It's fine."

Still a little embarrassed, Chen Feng pretended to look at his watch, "Oh, it's already this time, then we won't bother you, Lao Lu, let's go."

Lu Yuhu smacked his lips and said, "I haven't eaten white fungus porridge yet."

What are you going to eat? Chen Feng loses face because he doesn't want to stay for a long time, and he can see that Rao Aimin has no interest in him at all, and it doesn't make sense to stay. Besides, Lao Lu's senior sister is indeed older than him. How old, age is not so appropriate.

Blind date, it’s easy to get together and easy to break up, and it’s still friends if it doesn’t work out.

"Senior Sister, let's withdraw, and come to have a meal next time." Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng said goodbye and left. Neither of them held any grudges too much, so it was smoothed over.

Once they left, the three of them were left in the family.

Chenchen's eyes flickered, "Zhang Ye, you are amazing."

Zhang Ye said proudly, "That is, who is your Uncle Zhang?"

"It's amazing." Chenchen praised.

Zhang Ye froze for a moment, "Of course, um, but it is indeed a bully. I claim to be the second in terms of literary accomplishments in couplets, and no one dares to be the number one. Hey, what are you doing today, little guy?" So abnormal, praising me so much? Have you finally realized your Uncle Zhang's ability?"

"Yes, I understand." While speaking, Chenchen took out a small notebook and said, "Zhang Ye, you helped me with my Chinese homework."

Zhang Ye fainted, "Wait for me here with you."

Rao Aimin patted his niece, "Write it yourself, hurry up."

The little adult Chenchen generally curled his lips, and reluctantly went back to the hut.

In the living room, only Zhang Ye and Rao Aimin were left.

Alone, widowed, and no one around, Zhang Ye's heart skipped a beat, and he stretched out his hand dishonestly, touched Rao Aimin's waist, and in an instant, began to touch her beautiful butt wrapped in a long skirt.

all meat

Elasticity in one hand

Rao Aimin laughed, "You're getting fatter and bolder, right? Let you go once or twice, and you'll push me three times and four times, is it itchy?"

Zhang Ye took courage and said in a low voice, "Didn't I miss you?"

"Get out, get your stinky hands away." Rao Aimin glanced at him.

Zhang Ye stiffened his neck and coaxed, "No!"

"Do you want to take it?"

"...don't take it"

"Row"

"Hey, stop, stop, stop, I broke my arm"

"Hehe, take it or not?"

"Talk well if you have something to say"

Rao Aimin pinched Zhang Ye's acupuncture points on his shoulders, and his entire shoulders and arms went limp all of a sudden, and he didn't have any strength at all. This time, he's not bragging - he was forced, he grinned in pain.

Rao Aimin let go of his arm, squinted at him, and said in a low voice, "Stop touching me in the future, if Chenchen sees it, I'll unload you, brat."

Zhang Ye sneered and said, "The child is doing homework, it's not like he didn't see it."

Rao Aimin ignored him, and sat leisurely on the sofa, Erlang raised his leg, "You said that you will wash the dishes today, you kid will play on the Internet after dinner, and the dishes are still reserved for you, go and order some work. "

Zhang Ye asked in confusion, "Did I mention that I do the dishes?"

Rao Aimin looked over unkindly, "Really?"

"All right, all right, I said what I said." Zhang Ye had no choice but to go to the kitchen.

Rao Aimin burst out laughing, and scolded with a smile: "You little bastard." Then he said loudly: "Don't fool me, brush Yujing, I'll check later

"Got it." Zhang Ye felt that he was an exploited labor force, alas, but who let him take advantage of it? The landlord aunt's advantage is not so easy to take advantage of.

Wash the dishes.

Brush the pan.

Wipe the table and sweep the floor.

This is more than half an hour.

"Xiao Zhang." Rao Aimin commanded, "Make a pot of hot water."

Zhang Ye stared, "I'm a teacher of the people after all, are you really trying to do it to me?"

Rao Aimin stared at him, "Then you think you have been away for a month, who cleaned up your house for you? Ah? Who washed your bed sheets and quilts for you? Ah? Who put the cockroach medicine on your floor for you? Who gave you the dead cockroaches? Did you sweep it? Hurry up and work, no matter what, the rabbit is more diligent than you."

Zhang Ye was at a loss for words, so he didn't say a word, so it's okay. His house was indeed cleaned up by the landlord aunt, and he couldn't refute it.

I'm finally done.

It's past eight o'clock.

Chenchen came out of the room rubbing his eyes, "Auntie, I finished my homework and I'm sleepy."

"Well, go to bed." Rao Aimin said.

Zhang Ye also said, "I'm sleepy too."

Rao Aimin hummed, "Go away."

Zhang Ye blinked, "I live here. I tell Chenchen stories at night. Recently, I have created a few new fairy tales, which are very interesting."

Rao Aimin smiled, "Are you going by yourself or should I throw you away?"

Zhang Ye said to Chenchen: "Uncle will tell you a story to lull you to sleep, will you listen?"

Chenchen yawned, "I don't listen, I'm sleepy, and I want to sleep now." As he spoke, he climbed up to the second floor clumsily.

Zhang Ye sweated, this wicked child, he didn't give you brother Zhang face too much, you don't listen to the story, why did the buddy sneak into your aunt's bedroom

"Are you going?" Rao Aimin looked at him.

Zhang Ye was thick-skinned, and said, "Oh, I'm suddenly not sleepy anymore, I'll stay a little longer."

"You're not sleepy, I'm sleepy." Rao Aimin raised her chin and stood up, "Hurry up and go to your lecture tomorrow, don't hang around with me." After a pause, she smiled and said: "You You really have a leisurely mind, I heard that many people in the industry will go to Peking University to listen to your public lecture tomorrow, right? There are people in the education field and people in the literary field. I don’t know how much commotion will be caused tomorrow. Do you want to play tricks on me? Think about how to explain your "Dream of Red Mansions" first. If you don't speak well, your boy's reputation will be rotten, and you won't be able to escape if you mistake someone's hat. Remember to save some money first. Ah, don’t let Peking University expel you, you have no money to pay the rent.”

Zhang Ye said leisurely, "You don't have to worry about that. Since I dare to say that about Lou Meng, I'm sure. What I'm most concerned about right now is not this. What I'm most worried about is... Where will I stay tonight?" Ah, I always feel that my house has a cloudy atmosphere, and it is not suitable for living today. I figured out that Feng Shui is the best and most suitable place for me to sleep today. It is a duplex room... Eh, don't do it, don't do it to me walk by yourself"

bang

the door is closed

Zhang Ye was thrown out by the landlord aunt with a depressed face, alas, life is as lonely as snow

He had no choice but to return to his home honestly, and prepared the materials for tomorrow, then made the bed, and got into the bed safely.

Tomorrow is an important day, Zhang Ye is ready