I’m Really a Superstar

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cabin.

Chenchen made a sound.

"Cut what?" Zhang Ye asked.

Chenchen nuzzled in the direction of the door, "Here comes someone who can be more pretentious than you."

"Are you listening too?" Zhang Ye didn't get angry this time and said cheerfully: "This guy is a bit pretentious, he's in the company, he's in ancient books, he's in his father's business, is that interesting?

Chenchen said while doing his homework: "My aunt won't like him."

Zhang Ye coughed and said, "Little guy, do you think your aunt likes me?"

"You?" Chenchen looked at him for a while, "You can't beat my aunt."

Zhang Ye raised his shoulders, "What if your Uncle Zhang beat her one day?"

The corner of Chenchen's mouth twitched twice, "...Haha, let's wait until you have beaten me. Don't brag. You have never practiced martial arts. You can't even beat Xiao Luzi."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "That's not necessarily the case." Rao Aimin was definitely good at it, so there was no need to ask, but Lao Rao's junior brother was obviously much worse than Lao Rao. It's hard to say without trying it. In fact, Zhang Ye himself didn't I don’t know what stage his kung fu is at, I have no idea.

living room.

Rao Aimin said: "The first couplet is good."

Lu Yuhu encouraged: "Senior sister versus one?"

"I don't know how. I don't have this literary background." Rao Aimin drank tea by herself.

Chen Feng said with a smile on his face: "It doesn't matter, I am not right about the first and second couplets either. We can discuss it with each other and maybe we can figure it out when we get some inspiration."

Rao Aimin put down her tea cup, "I'm not interested in studying this, and it's getting late. Xiao Luzi, senior sister won't send you a gift."

Lu Yuhu said: "Senior sister, why are you so boring? We are all here, so you have to give me some face. Lao Chen has a high level of literary literacy. Just talk to him and you will know. Didn't you just Do you appreciate talented people? Lao Chen is one of the best. I am not bragging on behalf of my buddy. There are not many people in the whole capital who can compare with his literary level. He has even published a collection of essays."

Chen Feng pretended to be modest and said: "It's not that evil.

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Lu Yuhu said: "Come on, this is not the time to be humble. My senior sister said before that she admires two kinds of people, those who can beat her and those who are talented."

Chen Feng smiled and said, "I have practiced judo for several years."

Rao Aimin was happy, "Young man, do you want to practice your tone with me?"

Young man? Chen Feng knew that the other party didn't take him seriously, and he was a little angry. He really meant this. Just practice, I, a grown man, can't beat you? Even if you have practiced Baguazhang, this senior sister's status is based on her seniority. She doesn't even have any muscles. Of course Chen Feng is not afraid. He has really been practicing judo since he was a child. He stopped for a few years, but his skills are still there. , he and Lu Yuhu also met in the gym. He admitted that he was definitely not Lu Yuhu's opponent, far from it, but Rao Aimin was a woman, so he naturally didn't care.

But when Lu Yuhu heard this, he almost vomited blood. Seeing that Rao Aimin had already stood up, Lu Yuhu rushed to stop him in horror, "Sister, please calm down. Senior sister, please calm down. Lao Chen has no other intentions. He didn't want to argue with you. You Hurry up and sit down, I'm going to panic when you look like this."

Chen Feng was startled, "Old Lu."

Lu Yuhu looked back at him dumbfounded, "Old Chen, please hurry up. You are just a three-legged cat in judo, and you still compete with my senior sister? You are really good at it. Didn't I tell you? This is the leader of Baguazhang of our generation. Senior sister, seniority is not based on age, understand?"

Not by age?

Is it arranged by time?

Chen Feng didn't believe it. This woman was more powerful than Lu Yuhu?

Of course, Lu Yuhu actually had something to say about Rao Aimin, and he couldn't say anything about it. Chen Feng didn't understand things about the martial arts world. After all, he was not from this circle, and he didn't know "Rao Aimin" in the martial arts world. What do these three words mean?

Rao Aimin sat down again.

Lu Yuhu wiped his sweat and said: "Let's not take action. We will make friends with our writings. We will make friends with our writings."

Rao Aimin attacked and said: "I admire the talented master, but he is still far away. Do you think your senior sister has never seen the world? She is so easy to fool."

Chen Feng really can't listen anymore, Gonghuo

Lu Yuhu immediately said: "If my brother doesn't have literary talent, then there won't be anyone else in the capital. Of course, I'm talking about the younger generation."

Rao Aimin was annoyed, "I said, do you want to get out of here? Are you going to do something with me?"

Lu Yuhu knew the temper of the senior sister, and said with a playful smile: "Please match the first couplet, and we will leave. We have not yet learned how to make friends through literature."

Rao Aimin glanced at him, "Okay, are you in Changxing City? Are you still here with me?"

Lu Yuhu said: "I brought my brother here just to have a late-night snack with you. I have only sat down for a few minutes. How can I leave like this? I haven't had your specialty white fungus porridge for more than half a year. This I have to drink several bowls at a time, and I have to pack it up and take it back to order some."

"You were talking about literature just now, right?" Rao Aimin crossed her legs.

"Yes, you don't know or understand my brother's talent, that's why you say this. If you were" Lu Yuhu, you would still give Chen Feng a few blows.

Rao Aimin interrupted directly, "Xiao Zhang, come here."

The door opened. Zhang Ye just listened briefly, but because he was chatting with Chenchen later, he didn't listen much, "Auntie Landlady? What's wrong?"

Chenchen also came out to watch the fun.

Rao Aimin then sneered at Lu Yuhu and said, "Don't you want to have a late-night snack? OK, if your friend's literary talent can match that of my tenant, let alone white fungus porridge, I will cook it for you all."

Lu Yuhu became greedy when he heard this, and said in surprise: "Senior sister, this is what you said, and you keep your promise."

"That's what I said," Rao Aimin chuckled.

Lu Yuhu slapped his thigh, "Haha, Lao Chen, we are in for a treat today. My senior sister's cooking skills are so good that you will never forget them once you eat them."

Chen Feng was angry in his heart, but he pretended to smile on his face, "Okay, I also want to try Ms. Rao's cooking skills. Is it as amazing as Lao Lu said?"

Rao Aimin raised her lips, "Let's compare first and then talk. It's too early to talk."

Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng both laughed and said nothing. How about comparing yourself to a random tenant you picked up? What else is this? He doesn’t even understand the format of couplets and how to align them neatly.

Talking about literature with Zhang Ye?

Comparing couplets with Zhang Ye?

When Chenchen saw this, he chuckled.

Zhang Ye looked at Chen Feng, who was a bit pretentious. In fact, he was not interested at all. He was competing with others. Isn't this bullying? "Auntie Landlady, forget it."

Rao Aimin stared at him, shifted her legs and said, "Stop talking nonsense."

Chenchen also cheered and said, "Zhang Ye, you can do it."

What do you mean I can do it? Zhang Ye smiled bitterly. He was really not interested in comparing literature with a layman. "Okay, how about matching couplets?"

Lu Yuhu smiled and said: "Yes, come on brother."

Hey, Zhang Ye?

This name sounds familiar.

However, Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng didn't care and looked on with smiles.

Zhang Ye also walked over and took a look at the table.

First couplet: Qian Bagua, Kun Bagua, Eight Eight Sixty-Four Hexagrams, Hexagrams Qian and Kun are determined

Zhang Ye had no expression on his face and looked indifferent. He knew that Chen Feng was deliberately looking for a topic with Rao Aimin. It was probably Lu Yuhu's idea, so he made a couplet about gossip. Zhang Ye didn't even think about it. I picked up the pen, but found that there was no brush at hand.

"Use mine." Chenchen brought a pencil.

Zhang Ye took it and wrote under the first couplet: "Nine sounds of Luan, nine sounds of Phoenix, eighty-one sounds of nine and nine, the sound of Luan and Phoenix singing together." The couplets in this world basically existed in his world.

This couplet comes out.

Lu Yuhu was stunned

Chen Feng was also stunned for a moment, "This..." He just kept saying that he didn't have a second line. In fact, how could it be possible? He did have a second line, but it was definitely not as neat and artistic as the young man in front of him. The other person's second line was actually It's better than his, and the other party obviously didn't use his brain or think about it.

what's the situation?

Who is this tenant?

Rao Aimin smiled and said, "Is that right?"

Lu Yuhu coughed and said, "Senior sister, you are a tenant..."

Chen Feng was unconvinced, opened his mouth and stared at Zhang Ye and said: "When you travel to the West Lake, you pick up the tin pot, and the tin pot drops the West Lake Xihu tin pot." This is not the first couplet he came up with, but what he asked about from his teacher. These couplets are also His teacher was unable to correct him or was not very neat, so he took it out now. He had been showing off for a long time, and he had already shown off his skills. Now he didn't want to lose face in front of his friends and Rao Aimin.

Zhang Ye said helplessly: "I took the clothes I took when I traveled to the Xishan Mountains, but I cherished the good ones when I left the Xishan Mountains."

Lu Yuhu exclaimed: "That's right."

Chen Feng's expression changed, "Laugh when you open your mouth, laugh at the past and laugh at the present."

Zhang Ye said listlessly: "A big belly can accommodate you, but how can the heaven and earth accommodate you?"

Chen Feng said with a black face: "A white snake crosses the river, and a red sun appears above its head."

Zhang Ye yawned and said, "A blue dragon hangs on the wall, covered with thousands of gold stars."

Damn it, this is a riddle couplet. The answer to his first couplet is an oil lamp, and the second couplet the opponent gave is also a riddle couplet - Scales.

Chen Feng was dumbfounded.

Lu Yuhu was also stunned for a while.

Zhang Ye felt sleepy and said, "Is it almost done?"

However, Chen Feng was still unwilling to give in. He gritted his teeth and said, "If you look at me, I am not me. If you look at me, I am not me either."

Zhang Ye wasn't too happy either. It was just a couplet, and it wasn't over yet, so he directly gave the second line, "Whoever pretends to look like whom, whoever pretends to look like that"

This second line seems to be nothing, it seems to be about acting, and what you act like.

But when I think about it carefully, why do I always feel that the purpose of this second line is that your mother is scolding someone?

Who is pretending?

Chen Feng's face turned green.

Rao Aimin was overjoyed, "What's the matter? Are you still competing?"

Chen Feng didn't say anything anymore. Are you still competing? She is younger than you, and the couplets he wrote cannot even be compared to himself and his teacher, but the person opposite him not only responded to them, not only did they respond neatly and concurred with the artistic conception, but he even made curses and sarcastic remarks. Even any fool knows that the literary level of the two of them is completely different.