I’m Really a Superstar

The atmosphere was high!

The online audience also applauded!

Zhang Ye's series of satirical jokes about South Korea have pushed everyone's emotions to a peak. Everyone is happy and relieved watching the live broadcast or watching the scene. Except for a few people, most people in the country have a bad impression of Bangzi. , it can even be said to be very bad. This nation is so loud. Now this is theirs, and now that is theirs. The Chinese people have long hated them to the bone for the things they have been doing over and over again. When they can go, the domestic media also It was just a protest, and domestic entertainment programs could only ridicule these things, which was not painful at all. Until today, this situation has been completely changed!

There is a program called "Zhang Ye Talk Show" in China!

A brave guy named Zhang Ye appeared in China!

Zhang Ye, a man who is not afraid of anything, started to scold South Korea from the beginning of this episode until the show was almost coming to an end!

Didi.

Feng Guiqin in the audience received a text message from a staff member of the company's technical department. She lowered her head and read it, and smiled slightly.

"What's wrong, Mr. Feng?" Wang Xiong asked.

Feng Guiqin raised her phone and said, "The number of people online has been calculated."

Another little old man next to him asked: "How much?"

Feng Guiqin smiled, "There are currently 2.9 million people online, and this number is still increasing!"

When the little old man and Wang Xiong heard this, as well as some colleagues in the company nearby, they all secretly took a breath of air!

Think back to the first episode of "Zhang Ye's Talk Show", which only had two million clicks after the broadcast. For this live broadcast, there are almost three million people online at this moment? Is this program your mother's plan to break through 10 million views? What is the concept of ten million? No one dares to even think about it! Teacher Zhang Ye’s new column is not only the column with the highest number of clicks in the first issue of online TV, but also the first live broadcast column on online TV. After winning these two honors, it will now have the highest number of clicks in a single issue in the history of online TV and the highest number of clicks in a single issue. Highest average clicks?

"How long is the live broadcast left?" Feng Guiqin asked.

Wang Xiong looked at his watch, "There are still six to seven minutes."

Feng Guiqin nodded, "It should be no problem if the number of online viewers exceeds 3 million. In 24 hours, it won't be a problem if this issue reaches 10 million views!"

…

on Weibo.

The program has been aired for more than 20 minutes, and it has already spread a lot on the Internet. Some people who don’t pay attention to these, and don’t like to watch entertainment programs, may never take the initiative to care, but as a way to provoke a dispute, this time It is obviously impossible for him not to know about the person involved in the incident - Li Puyu. Even if he doesn't pay attention to this, even if he doesn't understand Chinese, his agent and translator will tell him!

Then, after being silent for a long time, Li Puyu finally spoke: "I reserve the right to pursue legal responsibility for infringements and personal attacks that have had a bad impact on me!" Any fool can tell at a glance that Li Puyu's words are true. What Zhang Ye said.

His stupid fan immediately responded!

"Zhang Ye, go to hell!"

"You actually angered my Li Puyu!" No

"Zhang Ye! You stupid pig! You will be punished!"

"Yes! Hold him legally accountable! Go to court and sue him!"

"What Zhang Ye said was so unpleasant! It makes people hate him so much! How could he say that to us, Li Puyu! What happened to South Korea? Everything in South Korea is better than the Republic!"

Another group of people also started to fight back.

"A bunch of idiot fans! They simply can't communicate!"

"How about Korea? You go to Korea! Get out of here!"

"You don't know it yet! Who started the trouble first? It was Li Puyu, whom you admire and respect! He was the one who first accused Zhang Ye of not being able to go off-script for such a long time. He was cheating. He had a teleprompter, but What is the fact? Everyone has seen that this episode of "Zhang Ye's Talk Show" was broadcast live. Several cameras were clearly visible. There was no teleprompter at all. Zhang Ye did not bring a headset, and it was impossible for the director to prompt the teleprompter. For more than 20 minutes, he was the only one doing the show without script based on his strength and experience! Yes, there are not many hosts in the country who can have such strength, but Zhang Ye is one of them. Zhang Ye That’s it! Why are you still talking nonsense? Are you still suing Zhang Ye? Don’t make me laugh. If you want to sue, it’s Zhang Ye who is suing Li Puyu for defamation and personal attack! It’s not Li Puyu’s turn to sue first!”

…

Middle of the stage.

Zhang Ye enjoyed everyone's cheers and applause.

The eyes of the audience were all bright and shining with anticipation. Although they all knew that the column might not have much time left, everyone still looked forward to Zhang Ye saying something more and swearing a few more words. It was really enjoyable. !

But Zhang Ye seemed to stop talking, "Now that we have popularized the knowledge about kimchi, let's talk about other things."

The audience looked disappointed and said something else? Not talking about sticks?

As a result, Zhang Ye immediately said: "Forget it, there's no point in talking about other things, let's talk about South Korea!"

"Hahahaha!" the audience cheered: "Hey!!"

Sure enough, Zhang Ye lived up to everyone's expectations. After telling so many insults, he still didn't stop. This is what happens if you offend Zhang Ye. This guy is too vengeful, and he is a master who never suffers. Why don't you curse me? ? Then I have to scold you ten times!

Just listen to Zhang Ye continue to say with unfinished meaning: "I encountered something a while ago, as you all know, I am famous now, and many people follow me." His eyes were filled with tears.

"babble!"

"Ha ha!"

Zhang Ye spread his hands and said: "As a result, there was a news from South Korea two days ago saying, Zhang Ye, you are also a Korean, Smecta. I was shocked at the time. Do you know? No, Me? Korean? It’s impossible to get along with me. I, Miao Hong, am from Beijing. Then the other party said, Zhang Ye, you are our Korean, Smecta. When I asked why, he said, look Aren’t many people on the Internet calling you that—the cold-faced smiler!”

The audience below was confused for a moment, and then they all understood!

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh, I'm gone!"

"A cold-faced comedian? The co-author is a Korean cold-faced comedian!"

…

On the Internet, many idiot fans are flooding the screen!

"Block Zhang Ye!"

"He is so wicked!"

"It's full of nonsense!"

"Why did the Koreans offend you? Are you scolding them so harshly?"

…

At this time, the on-site director gave Zhang Ye a signal that there were still five minutes.

Zhang Ye looked at the audience and didn't care too much about the time, because he had already calculated it in his mind, "When this program is broadcast live, you see, there will definitely be a large number of Korean artists and fans coming to scold me. Alas, actually speaking, I It's really not appropriate to say this. This will offend a lot of people, but... I just said this!" Zhang Ye stared at the camera and pointed at them and said: "If you don't accept it, bite me!"

"Hahaha!"

"strongly support!"

"That's right! Come and bite us!"

The audience burst out laughing again, grinning from ear to ear!

Zhang Ye's expression just now was really a bit awkward, and he didn't have the bearing and demeanor of a famous host or writer at all. But at this moment, Zhang Ye is the cutest in the eyes of many viewers. This is called really daring to speak. ! I will scold you! Not convinced? Come and bite me!

The company leaders and colleagues in the audience also smiled helplessly. There was really nothing they could do against Teacher Zhang Ye!

After teasing those sticks, Zhang Ye still said enthusiastically: "Oh, I talked too much today. Well, actually, I always say that South Korea is not good. It's really not good. In fact, I want to thank the Republic of Korea here. I'm not being hypocritical. , I’m not pretending, I really want to thank them. It’s you who have made outstanding contributions to China’s entertainment industry time and time again, and it’s you who have spared no effort to contribute to China’s talk show industry! To be honest, without this magical country, my talk show might have ended in two episodes, because there is nothing more to say. Just when I was worried that my hair was falling out every day and I didn’t know how to continue recording more episodes, I happened to watch When I arrived at the world map and saw the Republic of Korea, I was instantly refreshed. At that time, I felt... Recording the last one hundred and eighty issues was the most conservative estimate! I even had a feeling that as long as the Republic of Korea existed, there would be no country in China. The talk show career will surely flourish, and there will never be no jokes! So here, I want to bow to you in front of the camera, and I thank you on behalf of the Chinese entertainment industry! You are the real heroes behind the scenes!" said Well, Zhang Ye really bowed deeply to the camera!

The audience couldn't help it, they were all laughing crazy!

"Ouch hahahaha!"

"I can't breathe!"

“Teacher Zhang’s mouth is so disrespectful!”

"Thank you after scolding someone? You are so mean!"

Today’s jokes are quite mixed. Some come from various talk show columns, some come from cross talk, some come from the Internet in his world and come from the wisdom of netizens, and some are original creations of Zhang Ye himself. He is also a graduate after all. Yes, there is no way there is not a little ink in the stomach.

The time is almost up.

Zhang Ye pressed his hands, interrupting everyone's laughter and applause, and then said with a smile: "That's it for today's program. Let's finally summarize today's topic. Koreans invented printing? Koreans invented it. Invented Chinese characters? Did the Koreans invent the Dragon Boat Festival? Some people couldn’t help but ask, what did the Chinese invent?” Zhang Ye tugged on his suit and said, “Let me tell you, the Chinese did not invent the Koreans!”

There isn’t a single curse word in this paragraph!

But it was the most scolding sentence among Zhang Ye's jokes today!

When the audience heard this, many people stood up from their seats impulsively and clapped, "Okay! That's great! Hahaha!"

"Invented Koreans?"

"That's right, they were originally 'invented' by us!"

"Teacher Zhang, you didn't use any curse words when you cursed someone, and your mother did some tricks!"

"Oh, for the first time today, I feel a little sympathy for those gangsters! When they meet such a stinky rogue like Teacher Zhang Ye! They only deserve to be scolded!

"That's awesome!"

"Give Zhang Ye 100,000 likes!"

"Teacher Zhang! You are our role model!"

"I seem to have seen it! The stick guys who are watching the show must have cried with anger! Hahaha! Express (WEN) sympathy (LE) ()!"

(To be continued)【】. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Chuangshi to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation. )