I’m Really a Superstar

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Zhang Ye finished worshiping the ceiling.

Laughter started, and applause also followed.

Zhang Ye's joke was so timely that it was picked up almost a second after the loud noise. Moreover, it was not the ordinary rescue words that hosts usually use when encountering live broadcast accidents, but it actually brought out a humorous tone. He turned an accident into a joke and made the audience laugh. If it weren't for the fact that the audience could actually see a large light stand falling down on an area on the left side of the stage, the light would go out and the glass would be gone. Broken, they really thought this was a situation arranged in advance just for Zhang Ye to take this joke.

So clever

Just as appropriate as dealing with black people just now

online.

Everyone waiting to see Zhang Ye's joke was stunned.

"Depend on"

"Can this be connected?"

"Is there such a way to save the situation?"

Those Korean fans who scolded Zhang Ye suddenly stopped talking.

As soon as their momentum dropped, Zhang Ye's fans and angry youths started to criticize Zhang Ye while the iron was hot.

"Haha, a bunch of idiots"

"You still read Teacher Zhang's jokes? You are so funny."

"Who is Zhang Ye? How many shows has Zhang Ye done? If you don't have this kind of adaptability,

How dare an online TV station let Teacher Zhang Ye do a live broadcast?"

"You guys underestimate Teacher Zhang Ye too much"

"Teacher Zhang is so domineering. This is a perfect rescue."

"Oh no, Teacher Zhang's sentence of 'let's leave as soon as we finish recording' really made me laugh. Hahahaha. I only found out about Zhang Ye last week, but why am I so in love with him now?" ? Now no matter what Zhang Ye says, I want to laugh as soon as I hear him speak. Have you ever been in this situation? "

"Me too, I feel happy when I see Zhang Ye."

Many people from other network TV stations and some media colleagues who watched the live broadcast on the Internet gave Zhang Ye a thumbs up in their hearts after seeing his performance.

on site.

Wang Xiong was amazed

Other colleagues of Zhang Ye and the staff of the "Zhang Ye Talk Show" column team couldn't help but applaud along with the audience. With Zhang Ye's response, what was originally going to be a live broadcast accident magically turned into something rotten. Even if they are professionals or even network hosts, they believe that they will never be able to achieve the level of Zhang Ye in this kind of environment and pressure.

Feng Guiqin smiled happily and turned to look at Wang Xiong, "I'll just say Xiao Zhang."

Wang Xiong had always disapproved of live broadcasting before, but now he was finally relieved and exclaimed: "This little teacher Zhang, your reaction is too fast, haha."

A company leader next to him, the little old man, asked in surprise: "When will our network TV department recruit such a talent?"

Feng Guiqin smiled and said, "I just hired you. You were on a business trip and were not in Shanghai at that time."

The little old man kept nodding his head, "This person is well recruited. There are not many excellent hosts in the country who can have such reaction speed and adaptability. Even if there are some, they have all been recruited by traditional TV stations, and they still have There are a lot of contract restrictions and liquidated damages, so it is difficult to dig out. Our company poached this Xiao Zhang, how much liquidated damages did we pay to the other party's TV station? Five hundred thousand? One million?"

Feng Guiqin said with a smile: "Not a penny of liquidated damages was paid. Xiao Zhang was fired by Beijing TV Station. He is dressed in white and has no contract."

The little old man was overjoyed, "Is there such a good thing? Is the Beijing TV station stupid? Such a powerful host dares to let it go?"

"The things inside are quite complicated, and I don't understand them in detail." Feng Guiqin said, "But what is certain is that we did get a bargain." In fact, before recruiting Zhang Ye, the company had already considered and analyzed it. , they felt that Zhang Ye was a double-edged sword that could hurt others as well as themselves. To be honest, they took a gamble. Looking back now, they really made the right gamble.

On stage.

Several surprises were resolved by Zhang Ye. He was also sweating a little on his back. In fact, he was the only one who knew that the reason why this guy could react so quickly was because a similar incident had happened on the "8 Post Talk Show Tonight". The situation was just the movement in the background. Even if Zhang Ye didn't take the memory search capsule, he still remembered that episode of the program, so he took Wang Zijian's words and used them.

call.

Finally I can live broadcast properly.

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Thank you everyone for watching today's Zhang Ye Talk Show." I am the host Zhang Ye. Many people should have heard of today's show. Yes, this episode is a live broadcast, so even as one of the best in the industry "The host, I can't help but feel a little nervous." He straightened his tie.

"babble"

"babble"

The audience booed

Zhang Ye seemed not to have heard and continued cheerfully, "The first episode of the program was aired, and the response from the audience was very good. The click-through rate of the program is also rising. Some people praise our program, some criticize it, and some people criticize our program. Having said that, Zhang Ye, you are lying. You are deceiving consumers. How could you possibly go unscripted for such a long column? This is impossible, absolutely impossible."

I'm coming

Let’s get straight to the point.

The audience's eyes lit up. Everyone knew who the person who questioned Zhang Ye was. It was Li Puyu and his idiot fans.

Zhang Ye suddenly looked at the camera and said, "I want to say that you guessed it right."

"ah?"

"What's the meaning?"

"Isn't it really off-script?"

"No, you didn't see the teleprompter?"

Zhang Ye pointed to the camera in front of his empty body, and vividly drew the shape of a podium with his hand, "You guys who watched the live broadcast don't understand, but in fact the audience can see it clearly, right here in front of me, right, right here. There is a platform with all the manuscripts of my program on it. Some netizens who watched the live broadcast asked, oh, why can’t we see it? Well, actually, it’s not your fault. It’s the technical processing of our company Weiwo. It’s so powerful, I have a friend...her name is Dong Shanshan."

Because of the first episode, everyone can't help but laugh when they hear Dong Shanshan's name.

Dong Shanshan looked innocent, "..."

Wang Bei laughed, "I'm talking about you Shanshan again."

Zhang Ye said: "Friends who have read the first issue should all know her. She is my college classmate. Yes, the one who went to the stock exchange when she was homesick. When she was in school, she was good at studying. In particular, my computer technology is very advanced, so whether it was the previous episode or this live broadcast, I begged Teacher Dong Shanshan to help me do some computer processing." He pointed at the camera and said: "Friends in the audience in front of the screen, You can’t see the table in front of me because it was erased by Teacher Shanshan. Yes, this table was erased frame by frame.”

P off?

How can I pm the live broadcast?

Only then did everyone understand what it meant, and they all laughed, "Hahaha"

Zhang Ye said to the audience: "Every audience can see this stage, right?"

"right"

"That's right haha"

"Pfft, there is a platform and I can prove it."

The audience at the scene also shouted and cheered, and everyone was so happy that they died.

Dong Shanshan and Wang Bei Aqian were also amused. This was a self-deprecating satire. This kind of joke is usually not easy to use, but they didn't expect it to be played so well by Zhang Ye. It seemed that Zhang Ye didn't have any counterattack in the face of those doubts. , but he admitted it, but in fact this kind of sarcasm is more powerful and joyful than a direct counterattack. On the surface, Zhang Ye was mocking himself, talking nonsense like there was a stage in front of him, but the sarcasm was metaphorical. , he was actually scolding those people who didn’t believe that he was completely unscripted, as being mentally retarded and lacking common sense.

People watching the live broadcast online were also crazy about it

"Ouch, hahahaha"

"Teacher Zhang said that's great."

"Teacher Zhang Ye, if you say that, then the Korean guy might really believe it. His IQ is infinitely close to zero. He might post a message saying, "Look, look, look, what am I saying?" Zhang Ye has a prompt. It’s a device, hahaha”

"I started mocking Li Puyu for his low IQ. As expected, Teacher Zhang still has the same temper. He moved from Beijing to Shanghai, but his temper remains the same."

"Mighty"

"Angrily praise Teacher Zhang Ye"

"What am I talking about? Li Puyu, are you scolding Zhang Ye? You really don't know who he is! How many months have passed? Among the popular curse words on the Internet, the top five are still firmly occupied by teacher Zhang Ye. Hey, no one can surpass you and you still scold him? Aren’t you seeking death? With his mouth, a living person can say he is dead, and a dead person can say he is alive. Hahaha, look, have you been scolded?"

The audience also enjoyed hearing it

But they thought that was the end, that Teacher Zhang Ye should curse and talk about other topics, but the next moment, they felt that they were too naive.

Zhang Ye stared at the camera and said: "So, that Korean friend who scolded me on Weibo, you guessed it, I was really shocked. I didn't expect you to see this. This is the method I used. Cheating, oh, it’s so embarrassing, I didn’t expect that there are people outside the world and there is a world outside the world.”

"Ha ha ha ha"

"Li Puyu is just a loser"

An audience member at the bottom shouted so loudly that everyone heard him

Zhang Ye hurriedly interrupted: "Don't curse, don't curse. In fact, if everyone has something to say, it's fine. It's just conflicts caused by cultural concepts and regional differences, which are all understandable."

The man was stunned, "Huh?"

A Qian also blinked, "How can Teacher Zhang speak for Bangzi?"

Other viewers and netizens on the Internet also looked at it incomprehensibly. No way, this is not Zhang Ye's style.

Zhang Ye was unexpectedly very arrogant and said sincerely: "I feel helpless when I see those people scolding Teacher Li Puyu. Everyone has their shining points. I want to ask, have you heard of his songs? Look. Have you watched his TV series? Do you know what kind of person he is?"

Everyone was speechless for a moment.

Ask yourself, many of them have really never seen Li Puyu's drama, they just scolded Bangzi because he was too hateful.

The young man who just cursed at the scene even lowered his head, feeling ashamed of what he had done.

Teacher Zhang Ye is more elegant. Teacher Zhang Ye is so generous. He actually speaks for Li Puyu so objectively.

Then I heard Zhang Ye speak righteously and objectively: "So I have always believed that when you have watched his TV series, entered his world, and understood him as deeply as I have, you will definitely have the same feelings as me. An idea - what kind of field thing is this?"

The young man who was confessing had a look of astonishment on his face, and then he covered his stomach with an ouch and fell down laughing, "Hahahaha, ouch, I'm so angry that I'm so angry."

Other spectators also stayed for a second

Immediately, a roar of laughter suddenly exploded

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