I’m Really a Superstar

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Nine forty-five.

The outer door of the recording studio finally opened.

Here, the door that leads directly into the recording studio from the inner corridor of the unit is called the inner door, which is the entrance for the staff. The door of a long passage leading directly from the lobby to the recording studio is called the outer door. Under the guidance of the staff, the audience enters the recording studio No. 7 through this entrance.

"Wow"

“Nicely decorated”

“This stage is quite dazzling.”

"Is that Zhang Ye?"

"It's him, he saw a living person."

As soon as everyone came in, several little girls started to admire.

The stage design is of course the work of Zhang Ye. He drew on the stages of "Tonight's Post-8 Talk Show" and "One Weekly Show" from his world.

The audience took their seats one after another, and the one hundred seats were quickly filled.

At this time, at the staff passage, Dong Shanshan pushed open the door and came in late. After entering, she glanced at Zhang Ye and gave him an encouraging and sexy smile.

"Shanshan, here." Zhang Han, who has a good relationship with her, waved.

Dong Shanshan sat in the second row, and Zhang Han had already reserved a place for her.

Zhang Ye took a breath and said to Mai: "Are all departments ready?"

"The lights are ready."

“Camera OK”

"The audience is here, the door is closed"

Everyone responded one after another and everything was ready.

Zhang Ye nodded and said: "Okay, one minute countdown, ready to start."

The fourth sister has recorded many programs and is very professional. She reminded Zhang Ye: "Xiaoteacher Zhang, first record everyone's smiles and applause. You can direct it."

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "No need, Fourth Sister, that's too fake.

"

The fourth sister said: "Is it fake? Everyone is like this."

Zhang Ye attaches great importance to professional ethics, "Everyone will laugh if they want to. If you don't want to laugh, there's nothing you can do about it. You can't force it."

The fourth sister said helplessly: "Okay, you are in charge, I will do as you say."

The countdown has started here, but many people in the audience below are still chatting, as if they are listless and not that interested in the program.

"What are you looking at?"

"Oh, the stock has fallen again."

"You also trade in stocks? Me too. It's been really bad these days. The market is green every day. It makes me feel bad. Why has it fallen so much?"

"Hey, isn't this Lao Zhang? You also won the audience seat? What a coincidence, you drove here, right? Come back and take me all the way."

"I don't drive. Isn't it important to travel green now? The news says that foreigners don't drive to work, they all take cars. I will follow suit."

"Are you really lying?"

“Sweat, it’s actually too much of a traffic jam.”

"Hahaha, too. If you drive, you won't be able to arrive at eleven o'clock."

"Let's keep our voices down, the show is about to start."

"Let's start from the beginning. I regret coming back this time. Haven't you heard? This show has been criticized badly on the Internet. Everyone can't say it well."

"Yeah, I can't even look at it."

"I've heard too many jokes, what new ideas can I come up with?"

"That's right, can you name Hua'er? I really don't believe it."

"It's said well on the Internet. What kind of talk show is this? I think it's just a joke show. Why is it called a talk show? I really don't understand it."

The audience murmured, and some people didn’t know why they came. As soon as they came, they leaned back on their chairs, closed their eyes and fell asleep. They looked like they had no expectations at all.

Looking at the audience's reaction, Zhang Ye smiled and said nothing.

The company leaders, Dong Shanshan, A Qian Xiaoyu and others are a little worried. It would be fine if a few people are not optimistic about it, but now so many viewers have almost no expectations? This is not normal. Does it mean that the starting point of setting up this column itself may have serious problems? They all sighed deeply in their hearts. The other competing network hosts may not care much about how bad Zhang Ye's program is, but as Zhang Ye's old classmate, Dong Shanshan is probably better than the others. Everyone is worried and concerned.

Countdown ends

The show officially started

Brush, the screen behind Zhang Ye started to play the opening m

"You only smell my perfume, but don't see my sweat. You have your rules, and I have my choices. You deny my present, and I decide my future..."

The audience has seen this thing countless times. Whenever I watch the video these days, the first commercial is "I Speak for Myself". The first time I watched Hot Blood, I became numb after the tenth time I watched it. So after watching this, those few The audience who was dazed and ready to go to bed became even sleepier.

But finally, a turning point occurred

"I am Zhang Ye, I speak for myself"

Zhang Ye poured a bag of salt into his mouth, and the letters suddenly shattered and were replaced with - "I feed myself a bag of salt."

One girl burst out laughing, and the eyes of many viewers also lit up. This gave them a small surprise. Some people thought it was funny, while others didn't think it was particularly funny, but it was still very funny. Humor can make people smile involuntarily

What a great opening

This title is amazing

At this time, the few people who were about to fall asleep were also stunned for a moment and then sat up. This new column seemed to make them a little bit more interested.

After the opening credits were played, the screen suddenly cut into the recording studio.

There was no one on the stage, Zhang Ye had gone behind the scenes.

Only one voice was heard, obviously Zhang Ye's voice, "Okay, please welcome our famous host... Zhang Ye is here."

"Hahaha"

"Pfft"

"How can you welcome yourself?"

Many people were amused, even Wang Bei and Aqian showed their faces.

The curtain opened, Zhang Ye came up from the backstage, waved to everyone: "Hello everyone, I am Zhang Ye, thank you, thank you, this is the scene of Zhang Ye's Talk Show, welcome everyone" and then added, "Bracket, there should be thunderous applause here"

"babble"

"babble"

Everyone was happy again and cheered. This "咿" is a common language in the world. During cross talk, they often stop and hear it in the audience.

Wang Xiong even laughed, "This Xiao Zhang"

The audience was very generous and applauded loudly

Looking at the audience and the glorious stage, Zhang Ye was very excited. This was his new position, this was his new show. He wanted to say yes, but he had to say yes. Seeing that the atmosphere was mobilized When he came up, Zhang Ye didn't say any nonsense and started his personal performance while the iron was hot. He held a few pieces of cardboard in his hand, something the size of a business card. This was a setting and joke in "Rampage Incident". Zhang Ye felt that Yes, I used it in the opening, "After I left the TV station, many friends were very concerned about my whereabouts, and they also launched an activity to help Zhang Ye find a job. Thank you everyone, you have seen it now, this is my new job and new column, the staff just gave me a few fan letters before I went on stage. Let me read them to see what kind of sincere care and concern my enthusiastic fans have sent me."

Fan mail?

There is no such link? Who wrote to you? The concerns of passionate and sincere fans? Wang Xiong and Zhang Ye’s colleagues were all puzzled.

Just listen to Zhang Ye take out the first card, lower his head and read: "Look at the first fan, the most tenderness of bowing his head, he said like this Zhang Ye, I'm going to fuck you sister, why don't you have a new one?" Column, do you believe it or not? I smashed the glass in your house, you bastard." Zhang Ye paused, threw the card away, and said with a smile: "I am so touched by the concerns and enthusiasm of the fans. Thank you, thank you."

Everyone squirted

Concerned about your sister

People are obviously scolding you.

Zhang Ye read the next one, "The second letter is from a person who claims to be a die-hard fan. He said this, Zhang Ye, if you don't post a new column this week, I will die." Zhang Ye wiped his sweat. Dudai raised his head and faced the camera and said: "This letter was sent more than a month ago and was received yesterday. So what? I'm sorry, my die-hard fan brother. I thought about it for a long time, but I really don't have the courage to reply to you."

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed again

Dong Shanshan slapped her thigh, overjoyed

Zhang Ye continued to read: "The third letter, wow, this was sent to me by a female fan..." Zhang Ye lowered his head with excitement and read: "I really want to have a child with you Zhang Ye "

The audience below all exclaimed in surprise.

"Wow"

After saying that, Zhang Ye's face was stunned, and he continued to read in a weak tone: "...Please convey this sentence...to Teacher Dong Shanshan."

Audience: "Hahahahaha"

The camera immediately showed Dong Shanshan below

Dong Shanshan was stunned and burst into laughter. Why did you take me with you?

Wang Bei, who was next to her, also patted the armrest and laughed so hard, "Oh, I'm so happy."

Zhang Ye looked at the letter with a speechless expression, and made a gesture, gritting his teeth in front of the camera, and slowly read out the words "Please convey this sentence to Teacher Dong Shanshan" on the back of the card one by one. The dots were torn off. This was not in "Rampage Incident", but was the wisdom added by Zhang Ye himself. He smiled obscenely, cleared his throat, raised his head and read again: "...I really want to be with you. "Child Zhang Ye" immediately spread his hands and sighed: "Oh, today's fans are so enthusiastic, so enthusiastic."

"babble"

"babble"

The audience burst into laughter

So shameless haha

Where is your bottom line?

Zhang Ye ignored everyone's cheers and continued to turn over a new card, "Well, another fan said this, Teacher Zhang Ye, I really like your hosting style. Well, can you please tell me this? Mr. Dong Shanshan..." At this point, Zhang Ye tore up the card directly and threw it away as if he had never read it before, "Hehehehe, okay, let's not talk about these useless things, let's get to the point together. "

Dong Shanshan looked at Zhang Ye with a dumbfounded expression.

"Ouch"

"I can not make it"

"It's so funny"

"It's so funny"

The audience reacted strongly