I’m Really a Superstar

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That night.

Living room at home.

Dong Shanshan looked away from the computer screen and smiled: "You have become famous again this time."

"Not much." Zhang Ye didn't take it seriously and said, "In the end, you still have to read my new column.

Dong Shanshan shook his fingers, crystal nails dangled in front of his eyes, reflecting the light, flashing and shining brightly, "One code equals one code, I'm talking about your advertisement, haha, believe it or not, I Dare I say that your "I Speak for Myself" today has definitely increased your visibility and popularity more than the three or four episodes of "Hundred Schools Forum" you recorded. Although "Hundred Schools Forum" is broadcast on TV, it is also available on the Internet. After all, 80 or even 90 percent of the attention on the video is around the capital. People in other areas also watch it online, but they are a minority after all. But this time it is different. I gave it to you. The promotion is from several video websites. If it is an ordinary work, it will naturally not be as wide as the spread of TV media. Even local TV stations are better than the Internet. But the problem is that your advertisement is now popular and everyone is talking about it. Under such circumstances, the communication on the Internet is much wider than the communication on TV, and the advertisement promotes you personally. Now, it is estimated that many people across the country who did not know you before know your name."

Zhang Ye is also satisfied with this promotion. Other celebrities may not pay much attention to this, but Zhang Ye is different. He does not have as good appearance as others, so he can only make up for it by other methods, such as this promotion advertisement. Zhang Ye does not want to Let go of any opportunity to become famous

advertise?

Even if it is an advertisement, he must do his best

"Hey, it's already nine o'clock?" Zhang Ye looked at his watch.

Dong Shanshan patted her mouth and yawned, "Okay, I'm going to sleep first."

Zhang Ye nodded and said, "You go ahead and take a shower. After you take a shower, I'll take a shower too, and then get ready to rest. I have to get up early tomorrow. It's time to prepare a new column."

"Me too, I should be busy tomorrow." When he walked into the bathroom, Dong Shanshan didn't close the door. He picked up his toothbrush and brushed his teeth. Suddenly he remembered something and said vaguely to the outside: "Well, that's right." She took off the toothpaste and rinsed her mouth. She washed her face and removed her makeup, and said: "The name of my column has been decided, it will be called "Internet Talent Show", but the slogan has not been decided yet. Tomorrow will be the in-site promotion of my column. Can you help me?" I want one?

Zhang Ye thought about it, "Is it called believing in dreams and believing in miracles?"

Dong Shanshan thought about it for a moment, "Okay, this is good, that's it. Haha, your brain is good, you can come up with good ideas when you open your mouth."

This slogan was actually the slogan for "China's Got Talent" in Zhang Ye's world. He didn't change a word and threw it directly to Dong Shanshan.

After washing, Dong Shanshan wrote down the slogan given by Zhang Ye, and then went back to the house to sleep.

Zhang Ye went to take a hot shower. After coming out, he moved his computer back to the bedroom, lay down on the bed comfortably, and continued to glance at his notebook.

"Zhang Ye."

"Call Teacher Zhang"

"Has Teacher Zhang slept?"

This is the base camp of Zhang Ye's fan group in Tieba. Now the number is getting bigger and bigger. It already has more than 16,000 fans. This is different from the meager number of fans that can easily reach hundreds or tens of millions. That is just the number of followers. , imaginary, and this is the fan group established by Zhang Ye. Most of them are real die-hard fans. To put it simply, they are the kind of people who "really do it when something happens". They are not just people who watch the fun. The cohesion of his fan group , this was demonstrated after Zhang Ye was taken away by the police station. Everyone was very united.

Zhang Ye doesn't have to reply to those messy things on Weibo, just watch them with amusement, but he must pay attention to his own fan group.

"I'm here, just about to go to sleep." Zhang Ye replied.

A small bar owner said excitedly: "Haha, it was blown up by Teacher Zhang."

The person who posted the picture below was of a little girl holding a doll. She shouted: "Wow, I am so excited to see a real person for the first time, Mr. Zhang, I love you, I love you."

"Oh my god, I'm actually so close to Teacher Zhang Ye"

"The sofa is gone. Tiger touched Teacher Zhang from the air."

"Zhang Ye, you are our role model. I was inspired by your advertisement today."

The owner of the bar said, "You are destroying the formation too much. You may not know it when you first join, but Teacher Zhang will come here often. You will definitely see him often in the future. Let me talk first, Teacher Zhang, "I am here for myself" "Endorsement" is great. After publishing your works, didn't you always say a few words about yourself? Recently, you haven't written any poems, so no one can join in the fun, and your enthusiasm has been seriously affected."

I think back then, under the leadership of Zhang Ye, almost all of his poems were adapted by everyone, and we played with it endlessly for a long time. Is this addictive?

Zhang Ye was happy, "Okay."

"Really?"

“Haha sit and wait”

"What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"

"You can see the newcomer upstairs. Hehehe, Teacher Zhang's self-deprecation and everyone's adaptation of his works have become a traditional project of our fan club. This kind of activity can only be seen here with Teacher Zhang."

"Curious"

"Me too, what on earth?"

"You'll know it just by looking at it."

Seeing the fans so crowded around him, Zhang Ye didn't hesitate and posted a separate post directly on the forum, "You only see my weight, but not my efforts. You have your muscles and I have my belly." Fatty, you laugh at my legs that are not thin enough and my hands are not strong enough. I pity your lack of fun in losing weight. You can despise our body shape, but we will prove whose era this is. Losing weight is a journey destined to be painful, and the road is full of rebounds and body distortions. , but so what? Even if you faint from hunger, you still have to look stylish. I am a fat man and I speak for myself."

Chen Outi?

Shouldn’t it be called Zhang Yeti now?

After seeing Zhang Ye's new version of "I Speak for Myself", everyone burst into laughter

"puff"

"I squirted"

"Hahahahaha"

"Teacher Zhang, you are so funny."

"You have your muscles, and I have my belly? Haha, do you want to be so humorous? You'll laugh to death. Is this what you call self-deprecating?"

Suddenly, fans kept commenting

"Let me give you one... You only see my scores, but not my efforts. You have your test paper, I have my answers, and you laugh at me that my score is not high enough... I am a student, and I speak for myself. "

"Ha ha"

"The cow upstairs"

“It’s so well written”

"I'll try too, I'll try too"

Everyone adapted it one after another and was very happy

Finally, someone posted the original text of Zhang Ye's endorsement of Fat Man on Weibo, which immediately attracted tens of thousands of people to watch. From meager to Tieba, they followed suit and adapted it. With Zhang Ye taking the lead, the tide of adaptation became ferocious. , I believe it will definitely increase the popularity of Zhang Ye and his advertisements.

"You guys are too much"

"Teacher Zhang is cheating on himself again? Then I must be counted among them."

"I am flat-chested and I speak for myself"

"I am a hard worker and I speak for myself"

Such formats filled the fan club's post bar, and some people even joined his fan club directly without leaving.

Let's all have fun together

Let’s all have fun together

Zhang Ye was satisfied. He saw his fans having fun with some passers-by who had scolded him before. Zhang Ye was also very happy. In the eyes of others, the entertainment industry is very deep, the people are dirty, and the background is complicated, but in Zhang Ye's eyes Come on, the entertainment industry in his eyes is actually very simple. I entertain you, and you entertain me, that's all.

Hey yo hey

Take a look

Look how philosophical this guy is.