I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

Fu Ximing tried his best to persuade his wife to come back: "All the masters are here, what are you afraid of? Just be a daughter-in-law and wife, and you will be done if you are cremated. Even if you come for me, come back ... you can't get through without it Ah, what should she do again? She came to me these two days. I almost died. Do you know? How do you live with my mother-in-law when you die, you have to raise two children by yourself. "

His wife was scared when she heard this. "Okay, I'll go back. The child doesn't have to go back."

Fu Ximing also took a step back, "The child doesn't have to come back, you send your mother there."

After hearing this, Gu Ye smirked and beckoned to Xie Cheng, "Let ’s go find out, where is the old lady hiding?"

Gu Yehe Xie Cheng walked around, and found a large chimney on the hill opposite the village. Gu Ye pointed to there, "There is corpse gas over there."

"Wow, how did you see this? Why didn't I learn?"

Gu Ye disgusted, "Did you really study hard?"

Xie Chenggan laughed twice, "Are you really only twenty? How do you learn so much?"

"My master left a lot of books for me to show you someday."

After a briefing, Gu Ye was too generous, and even showed his martial arts things to him. He was moved, and he quickly waved his hand. "Forget it, no need. The book knows me. I don't want to know it."

Gu Ye was desperate for this heartless and heartless man. If he liked it, he would go to school. If he didn't like it, he wouldn't learn. Why didn't Mr. Tang kill him?

Finally met a passing villager, Gu Yehan asked with a smile: "Uncle, what is that?"

At first glance, they knew that they were not locals. The uncle asked with a smile: "You two are here for tourism? The place is not a good spot. It used to be a brick burner and was abandoned long ago. . You two don't go, dangerous. "

Gu Ye nodded cleverly. After thanking the uncle, he looked there and "pumped" his mouth. "No, it's too tired to climb up."

Xie Cheng has gone back, "Let's wait for her to come, it's too hot, get back on the car."

Two hours later, Fu Ximing's wife Xia Yanjun returned, and Xie Cheng raised an eyebrow and asked, "The two are not too far away, two hours' drive, so you don't usually come back?"

Xia Yanjun smiled awkwardly, "This is really a busy work."

She laughed with a dull voice. The laughter seemed to be squeezed out of her throat. There was a saying, "Open your mouth with a long smile and laugh at Yin, and her voice should be guilty." Gu Ye knew that she was not a good thing at the first sight. Don't bother talking to her.

Xia Yanjun asked, "Have my mother-in-law's body been found?"

Xie Cheng raised his eyebrows, and Dang Erlang said, "Willn't she come back at night by herself?"

Both were afraid, "Wasn't she waiting for her when she returns ..."

Gu Yedan said, "As long as you listen to me, she won't hurt you. Are everything ready for the funeral?"

They both laughed and were not prepared.

Gu Ye said angrily: "Go and prepare now, Mai Yi Xiaobu is ready, the old man's shroud coffin, aren't you all ready?"

Fu Ximing hurriedly said, "I'll prepare right away."

"Just two of you, what about this funeral? Go ask someone for help. Are there not many neighbors here?"

Fu Ximing said in distress: "They are not coming, they are afraid."

Gu Ye cold-faced, "They don't dare to come, then go and ask, go from house to house, and hoe, please, how can I teach this kind of thing?"

"This ... go hoe?" Xia Yanjun's facial features wrinkled, and he hoeed someone he didn't know. What a matter!

Xie Cheng couldn't stand it. "If you want to survive, just do it. Invite everyone, especially the elders in the village. Do you want to sew your filial clothes?"

Xia Yanjun asked dissatisfied: "How can there be such a troublesome funeral in this era?"

Gu Ye asked: "Why can't the old lady be mad at the corpses this time? If you don't do this, you can calm her old man's anger?"

Although Xia Yanjun was aggrieved, he also knew that he was unreasonable. In order to settle the matter, he had to suffer.

Fu Ximing hurried round, "We will go in a while, what else to do?"

Gu Yedan said, "Please bring back the helpers and buy everything. At night, you two kneel in the door, and you kneel to pick up the old lady."

Xia Yanjun was a little annoyed. As soon as she wanted to speak, Fu Ximing dragged her, "Don't say it, we listen to the master."

Gu Ye glanced at Xia Yanjun, "Go ask someone now, and you can't be idle tomorrow, so be prepared."

The two returned to the car and sat. Gu Ye called home. "Mom, I won't go back tonight. You don't need to look for me at home. It takes at least two days to go back."

Mrs Gu worried: "Be careful about safety, don't buy some gastrointestinal medicine first, but don't eat rice in the mountain and diarrhea."

Gu Ye couldn't laugh or cry. Did his mother really give up her fourth child? Here comes my son!

After hanging up the phone, Gu Ye asked Xie Cheng: "What are we going to eat at night, not much left."

Xie Cheng smiled Mimi, "I have checked the nearby restaurants and hotels, and out of this small mountain village, walking 60 kilometers north, there is a resort that can eat and live."

Gu Ye was speechless. "Are you rich?"

"You do!"

"I didn't, you please at night!"

"I ask ... I can only ask you to eat instant noodles, tonight is extravagant!" Jie Cheng patted his thigh and said excitedly: "You can have two hams per person, plus a pack of spicy sticks!"

Gu Yefu, how poor is it?

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Fu Ximing and his wife went to the neighbors and asked for help. Now, because of the old lady's corpse, every family is scared and no one wants to come, but the streets have been around for so many years. He said so sincerely, and I heard that he invited the master to come, and the neighbors couldn't hide his face, and he hesitated for a long time, then hesitated, "Let's go, I'll be there soon."

It was hard to invite one, and the couple went to another steamed bun. It took two hours to invite the elders in the village and those who could help, and it was half past four.

After they came, the elders asked, "You have nothing, let's do what?"

Fu Ximing left his wife to entertain everyone, and took a few people to the town to buy funeral things, and they tossed until late in the evening before they returned.

Several old ladies sew filial clothes and hats while counting Xia Yanjun, "You were not filial when your mother was alive, and you deserve this."

Xia Yanjun flushed with anger, but could not help but drive them away. The more she did, the more the old ladies looked at her unpleasantly. I didn't want to say more. I can't help it now. You run it, I say a few words, and run Xia Yanjun out of her house, swearing to her husband, "This is done, I will never come to this village again, all the people in this backcountry are all Diaomin! I will not be dead again if I come back!"

Fu Ximing coaxed: "You have to get rid of today's things first. You can take out all the vegetables I bought and make a table. Please help the folks to eat."

"They scold me and I still serve them?"

"Let ’s not be bothered or afraid of spending money. Do n’t squeak a little bit wronged. It ’s gone, nothing, you understand."

Xia Yanjun had no choice but to follow suit. However, none of the folks stayed behind to eat their meals and left after finishing the work, leaving a table of dishes on the table.

Xia Yanjun said angrily: "They don't eat, let's eat it ourselves!"

Fu Ximing stood up, "I'll invite the two masters in, let's eat together."

Xia Yanjun rolled his eyes and muttered in a low voice: "I don't know where the two masters with hairless mouths invited, tossing blindly."

Fu Ximing approached Gu Ye and asked, "Two masters, would you like to have dinner at home?"

Gu Ye holding instant noodles, "No need, we bought it ourselves."

The dinner was promised. They went out to find a supermarket, bought a few buckets of instant noodles and ham sausage, and borrowed the pots of the folks to burn a few bottles of mineral water. They did n’t eat instant noodles for a long time. Very fragrant.

Xie Cheng opened a box of canned food left at noon and said indifferently, "We have a gutsy stomach and stomach. We can only use mineral water for our meals. Your meal, he will be sick and will have diarrhea. Please come back."

Fu Ximing knew that they looked down on him and left embarrassingly. One hundred filial piety comes first, filial piety is a traditional Chinese virtue, but because of filial piety, everyone is despised.

After eating, Gu Ye took a nap in the car for a while, and Fu Ximing came again, and asked in fear: "It's dark today. Would you both sit at home?"

Gu Ye Xie Cheng got out of the car and looked into the house. Everything was ready. The door was open, a small bed was set up, and the head of the bed was facing the door. This was for the old lady.

Gu Ye pointed at the door, "You two, kneeling at the door, wearing Ma Ma Dai Xiao, wait for the old lady to come back."

Because Fu Ximing persuaded his wife again while eating, his wife no longer resisted, and the two of them cooperated to get dressed and knelt at the door trembling.

Gu Ye and Xie Cheng moved a stool and sat in the yard, waiting for the old lady to return. His eyes narrowed to eleven o'clock, and the legs of his two knees were numb, and there was a meow outside the door.

"Here comes, she comes." Fu Ximing was frightened and his wife wanted to run.

Xie Cheng tapped the chair leg with his whip, "Don't move, kneel well, whoever moves your mother will grab someone first!"

The couple were so frightened that they couldn't move, the old lady's figure ran in quickly, and she moved abnormally quickly. When she saw Pima Daixiao's son and daughter-in-law, she froze and stood still.

Xie Cheng jumped up in excitement, "Well, this is the legendary walking corpse? I really saw it for the first time! Really a cat face! She looked at me! Gu Ye she looked at me! What should I do?"

Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "You close your mouth! Scared her away! Grab it!"

"How did the walking dead catch? I haven't!"

"Grabbing like a ghost, what about your whip?"

"Yeah!" Xie Cheng threw out the whip in his hand and entangled the old lady's body. His whip was specially made, and he added something to restrain evil spirits, which was not comparable to Fu Ximing's fishing net. The old lady struggled a few times without breaking away, and was pulled to her by the next second.

Gu Ye immediately flung out the rune paper and stuck it to the forehead of the old lady, and the old man immediately moved.

Observing her cat face up close is even more scary. The hair on the face is already very dense, and no one can see it as a person. Especially the green eyes, the more they looked, the more embarrassing they were. The old woman's face was directly facing her son and daughter-in-law, and the kneeling couple almost fainted.

Gu Ye glared at them, "What a silly thing to do, nine heads, please go back!"

Xie Cheng reminded: "Be loud, or your mother won't hear."

Both couples were scared to death, and after hearing this, they quickly banged their heads, and the man cried as he scratched his head. "Mom, I'm sorry! I know I'm wrong! My son gave you a hoe!"

Gu Ye and Xie Cheng looked at each other and lifted the old lady back to bed. They came at exactly the right time, and the old lady's body did not stiffen or rot anymore, her body was horrible, and the cat's soul had melted into her body. If you come a few days late, the old lady will become a zombie completely, and see who kind of bite.

Gu Ye motioned: "Hold her, I pull the cat's soul out."

Xie Cheng stood on the bed and held the old man's shoulder. Gu Ye pinched a finger in his left hand, took out a cinnabar pen in his right hand, drew a magic charm in the void, put it on the old man's forehead, and hooked the cat's soul After staying, pull hard.

The cat naturally did not want to come out, screaming sternly, and as she barked, the old man's body was constantly struggling, and the powerful solution was about to hold back. Gu Ye left Lei Guang's left hand, and the cat's spirit was immediately frustrated. Taking this opportunity, Gu Ye pulled the cat's soul out and put it in a small bottle. The old man's body didn't move for a moment, and the hair on his face subsided little by little, turning into the original appearance. The corpses were very serious and the rancid odor was more pronounced.

Gu Ye said to the two couples: "You two kneel and stay overnight, to keep your mother alive, the incense can't be broken, the cry can't stop, don't even think about being lazy, if you get her up again, no one can save you."

"We know that we are kneeling."

After the scene just now, both of them were frightened. Now their legs are soft. Let them get up, and they dare not get up. Now what Gu Ye said, they are all the same as the decree, and they knelt so hard. Hem and cried for a night.

The next morning, Gu Ye, who had slept in the car, told Fu Ximing: "Get up and move around, eat, go to a neighbor's house to invite someone, take your mother's body to cremate, and bury it in the afternoon."

Both breathed a sigh of relief, cremated, and she couldn't get up, so they didn't need to suffer.

Xie Cheng's secret rubbing reminded: "Don't think about burying this thing and it's over, people are dead, and the soul is still there? The first seven, thirty-seven, fifty-seven, and endless."

The couple were so scared that their faces changed again, and collapsed and asked, "So troublesome?"

"Trouble? When you're alive, you can be filial, can you have this day? It's good to keep your two lives," Gu Ye waved with disapproval, "Hurry up."

The two knelt for a whole night, they couldn't walk anymore, and their throats were dumb. They helped each other to find some leftovers, and ate two indiscriminately. Looking at the old lady lying at the door again, they were horrified at heart, and they could bury her all at once.

The couple clenched their teeth and insisted on hoeing their neighbors again. I heard that the old lady had been found. Everyone was afraid to come. The couple's mouths were almost worn out, and the buns and heads were almost fainted, so they invited a few people over.

Mainly the old lady's body had smelled, and now the weather was hot, otherwise Gu Ye could toss them for a few days. In the morning to go to the cremation, the couple also kneeled away and greeted, kneeling broke.

Fu Ximing's father died early. His mother had to bury with his father, and he had to dig up the grave. The two couples wrapped around the grave and Dai Xiao turned around and gave a **** to their parents. It is for others to see. Crying and crying, I really ca n’t cry. I have a tired heart to die, and I ’m tired of crying.

Finally the old lady's ashes were buried, and both of them were lying on the grave, and they couldn't get up on the ground, and they were exhausted, almost exhausted.

Gu Ye stood behind them indifferently, "You two can't carry it now? It's not over yet. Does your mother still look at you in the spirit of heaven?"

The positions of the two kneeling there were stiff, and Fu Ximing's wife burst into tears, "Why isn't it finished? I don't want to live until now!"

"All right," Gu Ye watched the grave seriously. "Did the old lady hear that? Your daughter-in-law wants to serve you."

"No! I didn't mean that!" Xia Yanjun was frightened by Gu Ye's serious attitude. Could it be that her mother-in-law was watching them? She hurriedly gave her mother-in-law a **** and said in panic: "What else do we need to do, we must do it!"

Gu Ye Dandan said: "I walked past a Yanluo Temple in seven days, and it took seven or seven forty-nine days to reach the end. In these seven or forty-nine days, your mother-in-law may return at any time."

The couple kneeling on the ground were frightened, "So, what shall we do?"

"It's very simple. You and the other wear sisal and filial piety every day, kneeling for seven, seven, forty-nine days, until the old man has gone, you go back."

When they heard this, they had to kneel for so many days. Is this the end of a summer vacation? When the heat did not die, they had to peel off their skins, and both had a look of protest on their faces.

Xie Cheng tapped the whip in his hand and rubbed secretly: "If you want to survive, you have to kneel. In the future, during the New Year, the first day and the fifteenth, don't forget to put on incense paper, you must know the ghost door Wide open, the old man can come back and see you. "

The couple was frightened by this sentence. Fu Ximing already regretted it at this time. If he could be filial and filial, it would not be today.

When Gu Ye was leaving, he opened the lid of the small porcelain bottle and buried it in the old man's grave. Xie Cheng saw it, but didn't ask at the scene. He didn't ask Gu Ye until he left this small village: "You left that cat's soul?"

Gu Ye explained: "This cat was raised by an old man. It is an old cat in his twenties. Because the owner died, he was overly sad and his heart failure died. This time the old man got half of his body's credit. . This animal, especially the old one, is spiritual. I told it, if the couple did not do what I said, they did not kneel for seven or seven or forty-nine days ... "

Xie Cheng smiled. "This old cat has to toss them."

Gu Ye smiled, "Yes, and they are not filial, this cause and effect is already owed, and they will get retribution from their children."

Xie Cheng said with emotion: "Still answering that sentence, sleeping in the old cat room, passed down from generation to generation."

First send Jie Cheng back, Gu Ye took the opportunity to look at Tang Lao, and told Jie Cheng before leaving, "If you encounter such a disgusting man's **** in the future, you don't need to find me and deal with it yourself."

Xie Cheng nodded and promised, but he did not believe it. Just now, he received another list of "Daddy's ghost wants to kill me", which is not a good thing, it is probably right now, I'm afraid Gu Ye will want to make friends with him. He decided to talk about it tomorrow.

Gu Ye drove home. His parents were in his own company. He hadn't been off work yet. Only Gu Yang played games at home. The child's pursuit has changed. The goal of life has changed from flying an airplane to driving an armored vehicle, to building a rocket and driving a submarine. Later, he became a doctor, a police officer, and a scientist ... Finally, the child has set his last goal in life: to Be a professional gamer with ideals, morals and dreams!

Therefore, the child is still trying to play the game after the parents beat him countless times.

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes and twitched his fingers at his younger brother, "Old fourth, come."

Gu Yang's fart ran over, already a tip higher than Gu Ye, tall and strong, the only constant is the smile on his face, clean and pure, a look of sunshine.

Gu Ye said deeply, "My stupid brother, you have grown up. As an older brother, I have an obligation to let you know the sinister world, the complexity of society, and the darkness of human nature."