I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me

Asked by Gu Ye, the man gave an awkward stun, then immediately explained nervously: "I was too tired that day, sitting tired beside the bed and fell asleep. Master Gu, you have to believe me, all I said It's true! "

"You lie to me is to deceive yourself, and you are responsible for your own life." Gu Yemou sank, "You add me on WeChat, take a selfie to me, I will see if you are in danger of life now. "

No more than a minute, the other side added Gu Ye's WeChat and sent a selfie. The person in the photo Gu Ye only glanced and responded indifferently: I have no time in the past two days, you wait for me on Saturday night Go back when you have time.

The other party asked anxiously: Master Gu means that I am not in danger for the time being?

Gu Ye replied: Can't see clearly in the photo.

The other party asked no more, Gu Ye did not return, and called Xie Cheng: "I can see from this person's face that this person is a typical unscrupulous offspring, a treacherous generation, and his parents did not support him when he lived and died They will not be buried afterwards, and their children's obligations will not be fulfilled. "

Xie Cheng cursed: "Don't save this bastard!"

"Let him suffer a few days of sin, and I promised him to see it on Saturday. Anyway, I have to go there. The old lady's body must be found. In case of harming innocent people, it is sin."

The man could not reach Gu Ye and contacted Jie Cheng, and Jie Cheng also told him: "Only Saturday has time, you have to live bravely."

This made Fu Ximing's heart just a little bit more down, so to speak, is it difficult for him to survive? His wife asked anxiously, "Does the master say when is coming?"

Fu Ximing said angrily: "Speaking of Saturday, these masters talked very well, and the **** didn't know they were in a hurry!"

As soon as his wife heard this, she immediately cried, "So how do we spend the night? Your mother will come back tonight, what shall we do? Or let's go, don't stop in this mountain."

"Do you think I don't want to leave? If we go, the villagers must not poke us with a spine?"

Fu Ximing has a son and a daughter, and now the two children are also scared. The little girl is more arrogant. "I don't want to live in this poor place. There are bugs and mosquitoes. I want to go home."

His son was fed up here too. "I want to go too. I have nothing to eat or drink, and mosquitoes are still in groups. I'm going crazy!"

When the mother saw the child protested, he tentatively asked, "Will I take the child back first?"

Fu Ximing said angrily: "No one can go? You go, haven't I been scolded all the same?"

"You're afraid of being scolded by you? Don't be afraid of our lives! You're all like this, what reputation do you still care about?"

The couple quarreled at home. The small courtyard like the farmhouse is not soundproof. The neighbors passing by can hear it. Several old ladies chatting on the street are shaking their heads when they hear, "This is not conscience, don't say Daughters-in-law and women are not filial, neither will they be pro-sons. "

"The old mother is more than eighty. She left her to live alone in her hometown. She died at home a few days ago, and no one knew it. Until the third day, Dachun next door found that she hadn't left the house. And found that the door was covert. His mother died at the door. The body was smelly on such a hot day. "

"The most annoying thing is that the villagers helped change his mother's clothes and waited for him to die. He came back the next day. His daughter-in-law also wore a pair of red shoes and deserved his mother to take the corpse! "

"A real corpse? Wouldn't it be that he didn't want to spend money on funerals, buried it?"

"Who knows, this kind of unconscience might as well be unproductive! If Wenwen is still alive, it won't make her mother suffer so hard."

"Wenwen is a filial piety, but unfortunately it was earlier than her mother died. It is said that she gave her mother an insurance when she was young, and she had already paid enough years."

"I guess, if there is, this insurance will not reach the old sister-in-law, or she has suffered so hard."

...

While several old ladies were talking, Fu Ximing's daughter-in-law and her two children came out with her luggage. Several old ladies stopped talking, and the woman did not even say hello, and left the box.

There is only Fu Ximing left in the family. There is not much popularity. I feel that the temperature in the family has dropped a lot. Now the old mother's body has not been found. He may come back to him at night. He can't sit at home. After smoking two cigarettes, I went out and planned to ask a few people to help me find it before it was dark.

As a result, no matter what he said, the people in the village said that they were not available. One was the person who was afraid of scamming, what should I do? The second is that he doesn't look down on Fu Ximing and doesn't help him. Fu Ximing had no choice but to walk around boldly, and didn't dare to go to a too remote place. Before it was dark, he ran home and hid. After closing the door, he held a fishing net, and trembled in the corner.

Feeding the mosquitoes at half-berth, there was no movement outside, and Fu Ximing was sleepy, wondering if his mother would come tonight? When he was playing drums in his heart, he heard a scream of a meow, and Fu Ximing was tense, and his nervousness suddenly raised his throat, his face pale, and he clutched the net in his hand.

Immediately afterwards, the door knocked loudly, three long and two short. When I heard this, Fu Ximing's tears came down. It really came! The old mother is back!

With a squeak, the door was pushed open from the outside. An old lady with a cat face moved in stiffly from the outside. Her figure was slender, dry and thin, and she already had a smell of corpse. When he turned his head, his neck clicked, and a pair of green cat eyes flashed with strange light in the night.

Fu Xi was so scared that he vomited and stood up from the corner with his teeth trembling. While his mother hadn't found him, in order to survive, he plucked up the courage and buckled the fishing net on the fuck. The old lady's thin body was surrounded by fishing nets and could not break free for a moment. Fu Ximing bundled his mother into a bitch, and said, "Mom, please don't make any noise! ​​Do you know what happened when you got into the ground? The son did have something wrong before, but I was born by you, tiger poison It ’s not pie! I promise you will burn your buns and burn paper every new year and holiday so that you can have a good life over there. Please close your eyes! "

The old lady suddenly stopped struggling. Fu Ximing thought her mother had listened to what she said, and she was pleased, and then she persuaded, "Mom, I'll give you ... Ah!"

Before the words were finished, Fu Ximing was flung out vigorously. The old lady tore a hole in the fishing net with sharp nails and looked at him fiercely. Fu Ximing was frightened. Climb, run out of the house, and yell while running: "Help !!!!"

Neighbors around were awakened by the scream, "Willn't it ... come back again?"

"Oh my god, is that a corpse?"

"I always thought he said it on purpose and wanted to save money on funerals."

"Tell my mother that she can't let her go out to play tomorrow. What should I do if she really bites her?"

"Turn off the lights, close the door, it's scary!"

...

Fu Ximing shouted for a long time. No one came out to help him. The old lady's green eyes were like a radar. No matter where he hid, the other party could find him. If it was not slow, grab him a few hundred. Time.

As soon as Fu Ximing was found, he madly apologized to his mother, but unfortunately, no matter what he said, the old lady wore a cat face, angered his teeth, and the places where his long nails scratched Can leave a claw mark.

Fu Ximing ran for a night, even though he was not caught by the old lady, but he was scared enough. When it was dawn, a chicken roared, and the old lady gave him a deep look and hid stand up. Fu Ximing's entire body collapsed, his pants were wet, and he was lying down on the grass with no energy. He didn't know where he had gone and how to go back.

After exhausting his energy, Fu Ximing slept for two hours in the grass and was awakened by someone passing by. The other side was startled. "I thought I had encountered a dead person and almost called the police."

Fu Ximing got up with a broken face and wanted to understand, yes, why didn't he call the police? It's a shame to be ashamed. You're dead, are you afraid to spread it?

Not long after, there were two old policemen who were not too young. After listening to Fu Ximing's story, they looked at each other and saw speechless in each other's eyes. "What age are these? Fraud?"

Fu Ximing pointed to his face, "I'm not joking with you, you see my wolf is chased by my mother!"

The old policeman asked slowly: "You are Fu Ximing, I have heard of you, and your mother is not filial when you are alive."

Fu Ximing couldn't hang on his face, and said anxiously, "I won't say anything else, I will call my mother and lose her body. Help me find it!"

"Okay, wait." The uncle police recorded him. "Let's go back and ask someone, you find it yourself."

The two police uncles went back and said that the people in the police team felt that they were fresh. They were the ones who ran out of their bodies. The police team couldn't find a free man, so they arranged two intern police officers to help find them with the two uncles. As a result, they couldn't find them all afternoon.

After the incident last night, the doors of the village were closed. I was afraid that the old lady would go to their house. No one dared to look for it. His eyes were dark and Fu Ximing would not let the police go. "I will be killed by my mother after you leave!"

The young policeman couldn't help but, "Are you fantasizing? The body becomes a cat and kills you, you ... you should go to the hospital for a check."

The police have fewer people and many things. There is really no time to waste manpower with such a case that he is not involved in. He has to write a report when they go back. They leave the sentence "Let's find it tomorrow."

Fu Ximing's spirit was close to collapse, and he was tortured in two days. No one expected that night. The old lady returned. There are still three long and two short knocks. Tonight ’s action is no longer so stiff. I almost caught Fu Ximing several times. Fu Ximing could n’t carry it. He ran outside the village that night. Don't want to stay here.

Gu Ye calculated that it was almost time, and if something went wrong, something would happen. Then he drove to understand Cheng, rushed here, and contacted Fu Ximing halfway. "We are going to your home now, you go back and wait, do n’t run away . "

Fu Ximing ran for dozens of nights, and his car was driven away by his wife. He did not locate, did not navigate, and ran frantically for a long time without knowing where he was. When he went back, he sat down on the side of the road, holding his hungry stomach, and wept, "This is going to kill me!"

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For the first time, Xie Cheng sat in such a sports car and found snacks in the car. He hummed and sang while eating, "Your dad, didn't scold you? Your father is more old-fashioned than my master. He didn't say Are you extravagant? "

Gu Ye drew in the corner of his mouth. "Ask me knowingly! My father thinks this car is too baggy. I still go to school. I can just buy a scooter. Let me throw it to the basement. He buys me a Land Rover and I can drive. He went to play in the mud, and he gave me a new one if he broke down. In short, driving this kind of car is like some kind of unscrupulous and rich second generation.

Xie Cheng gave a hand for snacks, "Land Rover ... replacement?"

The poor people who can't afford a car can't understand the thinking of your rich people!

Gu Yeqingxing said: "Fortunately, my mother is guarding me, saying that the car is not yet five million, it is not expensive, and it is not profitable. Why ca n’t you spend it? According to my mother's preference, this car is too clean. It should be dyed red or colorful, that's called Lafeng. "

Xie Cheng severely dismantled Gu Ye's two packs of snacks and used his domineering arrogance to eat his reserved grain. "The rich lady, my preferences are so different from us, haha."

Gu Ye glanced at him, "You leave me a bag of potato chips, this is my favorite."

Xie Cheng grabbed a lot of gags and chewed with cheeks.

Gu Ye had an urge to throw him down!

"How old is Tang recently?"

"It's okay, he can't walk, he can't move, but his brain is very smart. Every day, the nanny pushes him out to walk." Xie Cheng laughed: "He went to the park every day to play chess with a group of old men, and became the king of park chess!"

Gu Ye was amused. "It's fine, just come back."

Xie Cheng also thought about it, "when he is alive, do his best to be filial, and leave no regrets."

Near noon, the two talents arrived in the small mountain village where Fu Ximing was located. Xie Cheng was already full of snacks and was full of emotion. "The air here is so good. I did not expect that there is such a leisure place in Emperor Capital, there are mountains and water." , Suitable for resorts. "

Gu Ye pulled out a bag from the trunk, "I ate lunch first, and I was busy in the afternoon."

"Crouch! You keep your inventory!" Xie Cheng saw the canned food and box lunch that Gu Ye brought out. "You even brought rice!"

Gu Ye smiled, "My mother is afraid that I will not be convinced, and I will do it in the morning."

Xie Cheng couldn't eat anymore, and unfortunately took a box of canned donkey meat and slowly ate it. "Children with mothers are like a treasure, children without mothers are like grass."

Gu Ye smiled, "for my heart."

Xie Cheng sighed, "This is the kind of caring and unintentional son you have."

Gu Ye knew that he was talking about the person to be rescued today, and sneered at the corner of his mouth.

As soon as the two had finished eating, they saw a man walking back from the village entrance. He was about forty years old and his face was yellow. When he saw a sports car parked at the village entrance, he gave a subconscious glance and Gu Ye opened it. The window, looked at the person critically, "You are Fu Ximing, I'm Gu Ye."

"Master Gu ?!" Fu Ximing did not expect that the legendary Master Gu was so young, and looked at the car again, his expression cynical, and his face sank suddenly. "Are you really a master?"

"Don't believe us? Bye ~"

"Don't go!" Fu Ximing anxiously blocked the way, "The two masters saved me! As long as I found my mother's body and let her be buried, I promise you everything!"

The outside of the car was hot. Gu Ye was blowing the air conditioner. He didn't want to get out of the car and talked to him. "Here we can help you."

"Sure to be honest, I have done this, and I lie to you what?" Fu Ximing looked at himself. The wolf was already unable to see the original color of his clothes. He was hungry and hot, his eyes were swollen and he looked I went to the food and water in the car and licked my chapped lips, and said poorly: "When I came back, my mother was gone, and on the bed was the body of the old cat she raised. I suspected, It's the cat who made her a corpse, and her face has become a cat's face. "

Gu Ye skimmed his lips, "To be honest."

Fu Ximing was anxious, "I just met the cat corpse! I'm telling the truth!"

Gu Ye asked indifferently: "Since I know that cats can make people corpse, why aren't people guarding in the middle of the night? Even corpses, not all corpses can get up. Only when there is strong resentment and unwillingness before dying, will corpses get up. .What did you do to make your old mother so dissatisfied? "

Fu Ximing embarrassed himself with a sweat and explained with guilty conscience: "My mother called me a few days ago and said I was uncomfortable and asked me to come back. I was too busy to come back. I didn't come back. This ... Maybe She is angry. "

Xie Cheng couldn't listen and scolded: "That is to say, your mother may not die when you return!"

Fu Ximing's expression was stubborn and he did not dare to squeak.

Gu Ye continued to ask him, "How long did your mother die before you came back?"

"This, I was ..."

"Fart!" Xie Cheng pointed at his nose and scolded, "You came back at that time, why is nobody keeping the spirit?" Because Tang became older after Tang became older, which made Jie Cheng know what the elderly people would be without care. In the end, I have to be filial.

Gu Ye shook his shoulders and calmed him down, "Fuximing, you ca n’t tell the truth, we ca n’t help you, we have to know where to make your mother angry, after you know your mother is dead, you go What did you do? "

Fu Ximing froze for a moment, realizing that Gu Ye was really a master and had seen him through.

"Don't say?" Gu Ye sneered, "Then we are gone."

"Don't leave! The two masters can help me!" Fu Ximing collapsed and fell to his knees, crouched on the ground, covering his face, and cried, "I have children! I don't want to die! I'm wrong! I said! My mother has an insurance. My sister gave it to her while she was alive. The insurance money has always been for me to help her get it! How many thousands a month, I ... "Fu Ximing said here, he couldn't say anything," I heard my daughter-in-law, and I'm sorry for her elderly! "

Xie Cheng was disgusted. "So you didn't come back to collect your mother's corpse when you got the news. Did you get insurance?"

Gu Ye asked disgustedly: "Your old mother didn't receive much money when she was alive?"

Fu Ximing's embarrassing hate could not put her head under the car. "She, she can't spend it, I give her pocket money every month."

Xie Chengqi scolded angrily: "Why do you support you! The crow also knows how to feed, and you are not as good as a bird!"

Gu Ye Leng asked with a smile: "Have you heard an old saying, sleeping in an old cat room, passed down from generation to generation, you treat your mother like this, after you get old, hum."

Fu Ximing was frightened by this sentence. "No, it won't."

"Will it be your problem," Gu Ye said, looking at the time, indifferently: "It is not impossible to save you, but it depends on you."

Fu Ximing's eyes lit up, "I can!"

"Call your wife back, and bear the mistakes together." Gu Ye Leng looked at the other side with his face, "Your wife, I hope it is also a toss, and the old man's body will be retrieved at night. You two don't say anything, why? Comfort the elderly in the spirit of heaven? "

Fu Ximing hurriedly called his wife. His wife naturally didn't want to come back and said that the two started to quarrel.

Xie Cheng looked at the other in disgust, "This kind of person is disgusting to save him."

Gu Yemu was cold. "Take a step back and let the old man get into the ground for peace. Some people's lives will be doomed when he is dead."