I Have A Bunch Of Earth Player

Chapter 302

“Cousin, don’t you chew betel nuts?” In the corridor outside the door, the little cousin handed a betel nut skillfully.

Pu Yunchuan waved his hand, and the other party smiled. He bit the betel nut into his mouth. The professional immediately stained his teeth purple. Pu Yunchuan frowned when he saw it, “You guys will add cigarettes to the betel nut at a young age. You are going to heaven.” Yeah, you are…”

“Look at you, cousin, when did you not waver when you were young? When your cousin is your age, you don’t have the energy to think about waves. You see that you have very little hair now…..Huh? Cousin.. .. Your hair volume seems to be a bit more than last year, not as bald as before…”

“Really?” Pu Yunchuan touched his hair, then reacted, and hurriedly said angrily: “When did the labor and capital become bald? That is, the hairline is slightly higher. Is it okay to leave the baldness early?”

While talking, suddenly the phone rang, and the singing of the ancient Phoenix legend suddenly burst.

The little cousin’s face twitched when he heard the singing: “Cousin, you can change the ringtone as soon as possible. My mom found you a blind date…you…it’s too LOW… .”

“You know what a fart… Mature men listen to the legend of Phoenix…” Pu Yunchuan gave him a blank look and then answered the phone: “Who is it?”

“Fatty, the Cavaliers Academy test has started, where are you? Not online yet?”

“Um…” Pu Yunchuan was taken aback, and then whispered: “It’s a bit inconvenient at a relative’s house. Can this story be slowed down?”

“How to slow it down?” The dog on the phone rolled his eyes and said, “Are you a stand-alone game in your house? Slowly, if you don’t go online and you are assigned your name by someone else, this task will be a failure. Let me tell you, if those of us who are doing long-term tasks fail, then we will lose our money. After we went back, several farms and ranches were open in the same period. We have to move bricks!”

“Don’t… You can help me think of a way to delay the time, I immediately find a machine to go online…” Pu Yunchuan was anxious when he heard that he was going to continue to move bricks. Later, I still live by moving bricks. Isn’t this as sad as reality?

The game can’t be pretended, so what’s the meaning of life?

Thinking of this, Pu Yunchuan quickly asked: “Little cousin, do you have a virtual machine at home?”

“Yes, yes…. It was originally in the Big sis room, but the Big sis room has to be furnished with a new room. Now it is in the grandma’s room…”

“Good, good, if you have one…Take me there quickly…” Pu Yunchuan said hurriedly.

“Cousin is going to play games at this time?” The little cousin suddenly looked weird and reminded: “The girlfriend that my mother introduced to you has about ten minutes to reach the battlefield…”

“I’m going online to do a task, and I will come out soon…” Pu Yunchuan said quickly.

It seems that the cousin’s lack of a girlfriend is not only because of his looks…the little cousin said silently.

The two walked all the way into grandma’s room and saw the virtual machine placed in the center. Pu Yunchuan’s eyes lit up and he plugged in the power and sat in.

“The size is a bit small…” Pu Yunchuan suddenly frowned.

“Isn’t bullshit…” The little cousin rolled his eyes suddenly. This virtual machine was bought by the old lady. Of course, the size is tailored to her. If you feel relaxed, can she get married? ?

“By the way, what games does the cousin play?” The little cousin asked the little cousin curiously, seeing how obsessed his cousin was, even the blind date.

“Xinghai…” Pu Yunchuan verified the game fingerprint.

“Xinghai? Brother, do you have a number?” The little cousin suddenly became energetic.

“Do you know this game?” Pu Yunchuan stunned.

“Who doesn’t know now? This magical work has gone crazy on the Internet. I found out a long time ago. Now there are two thousand places in the queue…”

“That’s not bad…” Pu Yunchuan nodded first, but then suddenly remembered something, and quickly said: “Uh…No…You’re only thirteen years old, can’t you get into a virtual machine?”

The state clearly stipulates that minors cannot enter the virtual world…

“Eh… there is always a way…” the little cousin smiled.

When Pu Yunchuan heard the words, he suddenly curled his lips, and couldn’t help but sigh that children are really good now, and what should be enjoyed by adults are now enjoyed in advance, such as betel nuts, such as girlfriends…

“How’s the cousin mixing in the sea of ​​stars?” the little cousin asked curiously.

“That’s not going to tease you…” As soon as this was mentioned, Pu Yunchuan finally found a trace of the dignity of being a brother, and said proudly: “Who doesn’t know me in the game, the first wise brother G?”

“The origin of all evils said in the wizard forum, G. You are too beautiful and you are your cousin?” The little cousin was suddenly in awe, more shocked than knowing that the other party is an eleven-year-old player.

“Shhh, keep a low profile!” Pu Yunchuan suddenly smiled triumphantly.

As soon as the voice fell, a familiar electronic sound came: Dear player: G, you are so beautiful. Hello, you have logged in to the game. You will enter the game interface in ten seconds. Please don’t disturb.

“Huh?” The cousin on the side was taken aback suddenly, how did he feel that his cousin was glowing?

Could it be….. This is the legendary pretend halo?

That’s not right…. This f*ck seems to be really light. Isn’t this a problem with the virtual machine?

My cousin quickly stood up when he thought of this, and hurriedly said, “Hey, cousin…” Before the voice fell, a strong light flashed by, and then Pu Yunchuan in the game cabin disappeared…

The little cousin stayed in place in a daze, with a dazed expression on his face…

This… What’s the situation?

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On the other side, on the road, a middle-aged woman who looked six or seventeenths like her little cousin led a pair of mother and daughter along the way.

“What do you think your nephew does?” the mother among the mother and daughter asked curiously.

“It seems to be a piece of computer software, and the salary is still quite high, 10,000 to 20,000 a month…” The woman who was obviously the mother of her little cousin quickly helped her nephew to say good things.

“Program Ape?” the girl behind him asked after hearing the words.

The girls are more delicate and belong to the kind of Xiaojiabiyu type. This kind of girl is obviously very popular with adults.

“It seems to be…” Aunt nodded.

When the girl heard this, her pretty brows frowned slightly, obviously a little disappointed.

This is actually not that she has a prejudice against the profession of programmers…but…women in this world have prejudices against the profession of programmers…

After all, greasy has a reputation, most of whom are engaged in this trip are either fat houses or bald heads, and few boutiques survive…

In the blind date field, their teachers are the only class, the nature of their work is respected, the working environment is relatively simple, and there are more vacations, and they are not as busy as other jobs. They have a lot of time to take care of the family, which can be said to be the most popular on the market. type.

In comparison, doctors and civil servants can only be in second gear, while in comparison with men, programmers are obviously out of fifth gear!

The status is slightly higher than that of moving bricks, lower than Lan Xiang’s graduated excavator and New Oriental chef…..

In contrast, it is almost as unpopular as female sales or female public relations.

Seeing the woman showing this look, her aunt panicked in her heart and quickly said: “But my nephew is relatively honest and has a gentle personality. He never loses his temper, and can save money normally. After working for a few years, the money is kept in the bank. Yes, it’s the type of living at home, and…” said his aunt whispered: “His father’s home has just been demolished, and he has lost several houses and two large commercial facades. He has only one house. only son….”

“This…” The woman’s mother’s eyes lit up, and the girl’s face looked a little better.

It sounds like the conditions are pretty good… Although the programmer is greasy, but the salary is also high, and there are so many houses and facades, it is still a choice to look at…but the premise cannot be a fat house. …Or bald…