I Have A Bunch Of Earth Player

Question 301

“Mom….. I gave all the money. It doesn’t matter if people go or not?” Pu Yunchuan was dragged by a middle-aged woman like a pig, with a fat face full of reluctance. .

“Nonsense…” the middle-aged woman turned her head and glared at Pu Yunchuan and said: “That’s your cousin, what is it like if your brother is not here?”

“Exactly…” Pu Yunchuan said with a curl of his lips: “Besides, he is usually unfamiliar. I haven’t contacted him for two or three years. I was suddenly so attentive two days ago. Isn’t it just for the gift money?”

“What are you talking about?” The woman stared at him: “This is a human relationship. You don’t pay it back if you give it away. Doesn’t it need to deliberately stare at you?”

“That’s not sure…” Pu Yunchuan pouted his lips and said: “My…maybe I don’t have to pay it back in my lifetime…”

“You still have a face to say!” The middle-aged woman didn’t hit Pu Yunchuan’s head when she heard the words: “It’s almost her thirtieth birthday. I haven’t found a wife for my old lady. I really lost my Pu family. Face…..”

Pu Yunchuan held his head, feeling no pain or itching, a little strange in his heart, my mother seemed to be very hard at that moment, did it feel at all? Could it be that you are more pitiful?

“Let me tell you, this time your aunt gave you one of the photos, that is your cousin’s friend. That girl is handsome and is still an elementary school teacher. You have to be able to show my old lady and I will be better. Don’t lose it to my old lady. face…”

“I knew…” Pu Yunchuan rolled his eyes, and his heart became more helpless.

Kicked and beaten by his mother, Pu Yunchuan was driven all the way to his mother’s home, looking like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.

At this time, there were several tables of mahjong in the living room of my grandfather’s house. My mother first took Pu Yunchuan to recognize her relatives. In the past, my mother would bring him over for a round every year. But there were too many people to recognize him. .

But this year, I don’t know why, Pu Yunchuan suddenly found that he seemed to be quite impressed. Many times before his mother started introducing, Pu Yunchuan called out the title, what kind of grandpa, fourth uncle, etc., and felt that the information seemed to come from his own mind. It broke out in the corner…

The old people who were shouted were also taken aback, and then smiled: “Oh, Chuanwazi finally remembered the person?”

Pu Yunchuan was also taken aback. He didn’t understand why he was so alive today…

“Um… not bad… not bad, the mental head is a little better than before…” Grandpa looked at him and smiled: “It’s not as greasy as before….. ”

“Um…Yes…Is it?” Pu Yunchuan was stunned again. He had been driving for three hours on the road just now. According to his own physique, he should have already started to see oil on his face, right?

When he was curious, he took a photo with the phone, and found that the reflection on the screen seemed completely different from the past. The hair was fresh and the face was clean. Although it was still a fat face, it looked a lot more energetic. …

Is it because Head & Shoulders is used? Pu Yunchuan curiously touched his head and said in his heart.

“Have you been looking for a daughter-in-law?” Pu Yunchuan had not had time to be happy for two seconds, and the first one of the relatives’ three straight shots came.

“No…No…” Pu Yunchuan said with a guilty conscience.

“Where did you buy the house?”

“I haven’t bought it yet…”

“Yeah… Which school did you graduate from? What kind of job are you doing now? How much is the salary?”

Pu Yunchuan: “…………”

A series of combos made Pu Yunchuan tired of parrying, turning around to ask his mother for help, only to find that his mother had already ran to the table to play cards at some point… Suddenly, Pu Yunchuan felt miserable.

You brought your son into the wolf’s den, you are in control…

After all the relatives found that he had a miserable life, no car, no house, no wife, they all arrogantly used their own children to compare him with a few words, and finally let him leave contentedly.

Pu Yunchuan fled in embarrassed relief, and found his little cousin in the next corner. Theoretically speaking, he should have gone to chat with his peers when he escaped from his elders.

But Pu Yunchuan is a little guilty. First of all, he doesn’t know how to play cards, and the young people at that table and his age seem to be not of the same grade as him. They are all dressed well, holding Apple’s latest models of mobile phones, and the keys hanging around their waists are not. Baoniu is Audi…

He remembered that these cousins ​​seemed to be unable to go to work with relatives because they couldn’t get to school at the beginning, right? Why are there so many? I have been working for so many years and I am still reluctant to buy a domestic Changan…..

So in the end, who is making rumors that the programmer is a high-paying profession?

When he came to the little cousin, Pu Yunchuan looked at the other party. At this time, the other party was using his mobile phone to put a virtual screen to play the Honor League.

He remembered that his little cousin seemed to be only twelve years old, and he was actually playing competitive games at a young age. He has a future…

Pu Yunchuan suddenly felt like finding a year-long acquaintance…

At this time, the opponent had just finished the game, and two failed typings appeared on the screen. The little cousin’s immature face showed annoyance, and said angrily: “Spicy chicken is on the order, fuck your uncle!!!”

Looking at this fragrant little cousin, Pu Yunchuan narrowed his eyes slightly and showed a smile on his face: “If you lose, just come back, don’t be impatient, the more impatient the mentality, the easier it will be to kneel… “Pu Yunchuan talked about his many years of experience!

“Huh?” The child turned around and looked at Pu Yunchuan when he heard the words. After seeing the person, he was taken aback for a while and said: “Cousin, you also play this?”

“Play a little, play a little, 11-year-old player.” Pu Yunchuan smiled slightly.

The child immediately became in awe, and quickly said: “The cousin will help me play a round, I will be promoted to the tournament, if I lose again, I will fail the promotion!”

“That’s it…” Pu Yunchuan moved his muscles slightly after hearing the words, and said lightly: I haven’t played for a long time, just give it a try. Don’t blame me if you pit it…

The cousin looked happy: “It’s easy to talk…”

“That’s right….. Which bronze are you advancing?”

The little cousin was taken aback when he said this.

Looking at the other party’s expression, Pu Yunchuan suddenly became serious, and said to himself: Is his cousin already a silver player at a young age? The aptitude is extraordinary, so it seems that I have to do my best this time.

“I…. Advanced master…” the cousin was taken aback for a moment.

Grandmaster?

Pu Yunchuan’s eyelids twitched, apparently a little unbelievable, and then quickly adjusted the opponent’s game data and looked at it. Ma Dan, it is really a one-hundred-win point… the key is still the number of the king….

This f*ck…..

Are the little dolls so good now?

Pu Yunchuan was silent for a while, then turned off the screen and said: “Your Big sis is married, so many relatives are here, it’s not good for you to keep playing games…Let’s talk about something else…”

“Oh…” The little cousin nodded obediently.

“Are you in sixth grade or first grade this year?” Pu Yunchuan asked in an elder attitude.

“First day…”

“Oh, how about studying? You can’t be as loose as you are in elementary school when you arrive in junior high school. If you don’t pay close attention to it, it will be difficult to make up for late stage if you don’t lay a good foundation. How many points did you score?”

Cousin: “More than six hundred and eighty, average test, not as good as my girlfriend…”

Pu Yunchuan: “…”

“Eh? Cousin, where are you going?” Seeing Pu Yunchuan not saying a word, the little cousin got up and walked outside and asked quickly, thinking that he had said something wrong?

Oops, it’s not good! It seems that he has exposed his premature love, he won’t sue my mother, will he?

Pu Yunchuan: “I… Go and smoke a cigarette to calm down…”

“Let’s go together, cousin…” The little cousin quickly stood up for fear that the other party would tell him, and took out a bag of emperor from the bag and stuffed it into Pu Yunchuan’s arms.

Pu Yunchuan looked at the other party’s skillful technique, and silently retracted the Double Happiness he was about to take out.

It’s better to finish it early and go back to play games…Pu Yunchuan thought silently.