I am Vardy

( ) The whole world stopped abruptly at that moment, and all eyes were on the white object that fell from Rooney's pants.

Everyone's eyeballs were wide open, almost bulging. This scene, I'm afraid, has never happened before on the green field, and it will never happen in the future.

Rooney didn't notice it at first, but felt that something had fallen out of his pants. At that time, he was still thinking, what's in his pants?

But when he realized that the people around him were all dumbfounded as if they were looking at God, he turned his head belatedly.

Then, Rooney petrified the whole person.

God!

What's that?

How the hell did this really fall out of my pants?

Rooney wished he could get into the cracks in the ground and bury himself.

There was no way for the game not to stop. The referee walked over and picked up the white object on the ground with a very disgusted expression. At this time, a close-up shot was shot, and everyone finally confirmed that it was the aunt's towel.

It's not unreasonable for the earth to boil. Rooney's aunt's towel can fall out of his pants. This is as outrageous as the earth's de-orbiting and flying out of the solar system, but it happened in front of our eyes.

Speaking of which, even if it is a women's football game, I have never seen someone drop a aunt's towel on the turf casually, and it is not the slightest embarrassment.

What's more, it's a male player, he also uses aunt towels?

As a world-class star, although Fatty has all kinds of rumors about heavy tastes, no one thought that Fatty would appear in such a suffocating situation in such a big scene as the European Cup. This is not just a rumor, but It's become a complete scandal.

"Aunt Rooney is here, bleeding profusely, otherwise I don't think a strong man would stick on his aunt's scarf!"

"If Wayne Rooney said after the game that he put on a Band-Aid, I wouldn't believe it!"

"The aunt's towel is very clean and there is no blood on it. This is very telling. Rooney and Vardy have been together for a long time, and they have already become funny. This aunt's towel is obviously used by Rooney to keep warm!"

"Usually when such weird things happen to someone, I only have one thought, that is, I was tricked by Vardy and wait for the truth!"

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Everyone looked at Rooney with half a smile,

It was unbearable, and there was even a lot of contempt, which gave Rooney the urge to hang himself immediately.

"I said it wasn't mine, do you believe it?" Rooney had a bitter face, as if he could cry at any time.

But what responded to him was the referee rolling his eyes. After so many years of law enforcement, he has seen everything on the court, but he has never seen a aunt's towel falling out of his pants. Today is really an eye-opener. I am afraid that this will become his referee. The most unforgettable game of my career.

The referee walked out of the field with his aunt's towel. He didn't want this thing to stay on the sacred green field for a second.

Vardy was already rolling on the bench laughing all over the floor at this time, and the England teammates were also laughing heartlessly. If you don't know, you will definitely think they are enemies.

"Aunt's towel was stuffed into Wayne's pants just now, right?" Ferdinand asked Vardy in a low voice while laughing until his stomach ached.

Vardy glanced at Ferdinand, but did not speak.

Give you a look, you experience it yourself.

Ferdinand understood in seconds, and he also knew that such a nonsense thing, no matter how weird Rooney was, he would definitely not be able to do it. It must have been plotted by Vardy.

Of course, they were also accomplices just now.

The booing in the stands was so loud that it could even knock Rooney over. No matter how rough Rooney's nerves were, he couldn't stand such a shameful thing, and his face was as red as a monkey's butt.

He could already imagine that the newspapers and public opinion would say this about him tomorrow, and he might be nailed to the pillar of shame in football.

He has also realized that this aunt's towel must have been stuffed in when Vardy and a few other animals rubbed him just now, but unfortunately he didn't realize it at the time.

If Valdy was standing in front of him now, he would definitely put his aunt's pia on Vardy's face, and let this bastard experience the feeling of intimate contact with his aunt.

After a long time, the stadium did not calm down, but the game had to restart.

The embarrassing thing is that every time Rooney takes the ball, the stadium is full of laughter.

Usually a player takes the ball, if it is a home game, there may be cheers, if it is an away game, there may be endless boos, this is normal.

But what's the matter with the continuous laughter now? Hearing this sound, I don't know how many people laughed out of breath.

How embarrassing Rooney is. Since becoming a professional player, he has never been so embarrassed on the court.

So that when Rooney was running, he was so embarrassed that he didn't know whether to step on his left leg or his right leg first, and then he was careless, and without any physical contact, he fell into a twist on the court.

Naturally, a bigger wave of laughter came, and Rooney lay on the ground covering his face, unwilling to get up, let him just die like this!

Eventually, the game was over.

England defeated Poland 2-0, won all three games in the group stage, and advanced to the knockout round with their heads held high.

It's just that when everyone mentions this game many years later, all they think of is that touch of white...

When the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game, Rooney, who had been playing dead, suddenly broke out and rushed directly to the bench, with the momentum of a tiger descending a mountain, as if he was really going to eat people.

If Vardy noticed Rooney rushing towards him, he must have slipped away, anyway, Rooney couldn't run him.

But the problem is that Vardy really didn't notice, and then he was knocked down on the bench by the furious Rooney, and received a lot of old punches.

What the unscrupulous teammates like to do most is to add insult to injury. Seeing that Vardy is about to be ravaged, they have no intention of saving Vardy at all. Instead, they have joined the ranks of rubbing Vardy. For a while, the entire bench is full of Vardy the sound of calling.

The reporters all took pictures of this scene. Thinking of Rooney falling out of his aunt's towel on the court, it is obviously the truth.

It's just something to tease Vardy.

Vardy screamed and begged for mercy. He knew that this time he really wanted to get to know Monica when he went back, and he would introduce it to Rooney later, otherwise Rooney would really fight him hard next time.

Heynckes couldn't help but smile as he looked at the hilarious players. Such an atmosphere in the team was undoubtedly what he wanted most.

There are so many big names in the England team, and it is very likely that there will be cliques in the dressing room, all kinds of chaos, and it is not easy to manage.

But with a living treasure like Vardy, there is no need to worry about this problem. He has this charm to unite England as a whole.

Don't look at Rooney beating Vardy, but the relationship between them is unbreakable.

Now Heynckes is already thinking about the future.

Beckham is at the end of his career. If he maintains his condition well, he can still participate in the 10-year World Cup, but after that, he will definitely fade out of the national team.

At that time, who is the most suitable candidate for England captain?

If qualifications are not considered, then Vardy must be the best candidate.

Strong and able to adjust the team atmosphere well, this is the basic quality of an excellent captain.

Of course, it is a bit one-sided to think about the problem this way. With Vardy’s funny attributes, if he really becomes the leader, then the entire Three Lions may become a funny concentration camp in the future. At that time, I am afraid that the world football will be in England. trembling under the reign of terror.

Well, these things are still far away. At that time, I don’t know whether I am the England coach or not. Let’s talk about it at that time.

In the post-match press conference, all the matters related to the game were not the focus. Is there any suspense for England to win Poland?

All the attention is on the aunt's towel that Rooney dropped. This is definitely a news that shocked the football world.

It is naturally impossible for Rooney to attend the press conference, and it is too late to hide.

So the reporters all threw the question to Heynckes, which is also embarrassing for the old coach. At such an age, it doesn't count that he needs to worry about the team's affairs, and he also has a headache about an aunt's towel.

Of course, even if he knew the truth, Heynckes would not tell it. Rooney still has to save face!

"I don't really know much, but what I'm trying to say is, isn't that a Band-Aid?"

The reporters are also helpless in the face of the old man who doesn't like oil and salt. His mouth grows on other people, so they can't go up and force it open, right?

But the facts are there, no one can deny this, they can concoct news at will, anyway, they can do whatever they want to attract attention.

Back at the hotel at night, signed a series of unequal treaties with Vardy, such as holding 3 parties to apologize, finding ten young models for him to soothe his wounded heart, and introducing Monica to him, etc., finally It was Rooney who calmed down.

However, Vardy still admires Rooney's big heart. If he drops his aunt's scarf on the field, he will definitely be forced to quit football from then on.

Really shameless to see people again!

The next day, without exception, aunt's towel became a unified sensitive word in all media. When those non-fans opened the newspaper, they were almost blinded by the magnified aunt's towel on the front page.

When did newspapers start to use auntie towels to increase sales when they were so heavy-handed?

With such doubts, everyone knew Rooney's great deeds. Because of this incident, Rooney further expanded his popularity. From a football superstar to a truly world-renowned figure, this is a blessing in disguise!

Of course, such a reputation is not very good, at least a normal man would not fall out of his aunt's towel from his pants, and Rooney is also notorious.

Later, when Rooney published his autobiography, he also focused on this well-known experience, and also revealed that he was tricked by Vardy at the time, and he was actually very innocent.

However, Vardy's autobiography later said something else. In the chapter on friendship, Vardy also told this story.

"I have already reminded Wayne not to play with his aunt's scarf on, but once some people make a decision, they will never change it. Obviously Wayne is such a person, and everyone knows..."