I am Vardy

( ) Needless to say, England is strong. Even if they come off the bench, they can still play Poland without temper.

It is definitely the most difficult time for a shooter to sit on the bench and watch others score goals.

Of course Vardy is happy when his teammates score goals, but it would be even better if the goal is replaced by himself.

Vardy really endured very hard!

Defoe and Vardy have a good relationship, mainly because Vardy feels that Defoe has a good character, so he is willing to pull him into a small group.

But after seeing Defoe yelling at him, Vardy regretted this decision a bit.

Defoe naturally knew that Vardy couldn't sit on the bench, so he deliberately ran to the bench to celebrate after scoring a goal, and deliberately teased Vardy, which is exactly what the so-called bad friends are.

That shy look made Vardy want to kick him back on the court.

The fans were cheering, but Vardy's face was always covered with black lines. Not surprisingly, I'm afraid the next storm is coming.

After the game restarted, Vardy was going to have a wave against Defoe, at least play him well.

Anyway, the game has stabilized, so it doesn't hurt to make a fuss.

Thinking of this, Vardy slipped over, opened Defoe's backpack, took out Defoe's mobile phone, and dialed the police station.

"Hello, police station, how can I help you?"

The voice of the police came from the other end of the phone, but the Austrian spoke German, which Vardy couldn't understand at all.

"Can you speak English?"

After getting an affirmative answer, Vardy smirked and cried in a distressed voice: "My mother is going to give me a little brother soon, and I'm afraid she won't like me after she has a brother, what should I do? "

The policeman on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, and he didn't turn his head around for a while.

Call the police for this kind of thing?

But in a flash, an idea popped up in the policeman's mind, wouldn't this young man want to commit suicide?

The startled policeman hurried to appease Vardy.

"I think the birth of a new life is the most beautiful thing,

and......"

The police organized their own language. In his opinion, it is absolutely what the police should do to prevent a person from committing suicide.

But before he finished speaking, Vardy interrupted him.

"Please wait a moment!"

"Uh, well..."

Vardy walked quickly to the sidelines, covered the microphone of his mobile phone, and yelled at Defoe on the field.

"Jermaine, come and answer the phone, your mother is going to give you a little brother!"

Not only Defoe heard it, but most of the players on the field, everyone on the bench, and even the fans in the front row of the stands heard it.

In an instant, there was even a cold field in this area.

Defoe was completely stunned. He clearly heard what Vardy shouted, so he was surprised and inexplicable.

My mother gave birth to a younger brother?

Why didn't I hear the news at all?

When I went home last time, my mother didn't have a big belly!

I have to say that Defoe didn't doubt Vardy's words at all. Seeing Vardy holding his phone in his hand, he just felt incredible.

I hurried to the sidelines and took the phone from Vardy, not knowing what mood I was in.

"Hello?"

The policeman on the other end of the phone heard someone talking, and immediately uttered a series of words he organized just now.

"I don't think your mother will ignore you just because she has another child. You must know that maternal love is the greatest and most difficult thing in the world. She must love you the most, so please don't feel wronged. Don't be anxious, and you will gradually find that you like your younger brother very much, even more than your mother..."

Defoe was confused and didn't know what to say.

Who's on the phone?

Why talk to yourself in an educational tone?

However, the content of the words was related to this incident. Defoe was really big as a cow for a while, and he had already quickly associated it in his mind.

"Could it be the doctor at the hospital on the other end of the phone. When my mother called me, I was worried that I couldn't accept the news, so I enlightened myself first?"

Well, that's the only possibility.

"Oh, I understand what you said, can you please give my mother the phone number?" Defoe said helplessly.

This time it was the policeman on the other end of the phone who was in a daze.

Give your mother the phone?

Shouldn't I be the one telling you this!

Could it be that the person opposite has hallucinated because of this incident?

"Sir, I'm sorry your mother isn't here with us, maybe she should be in the hospital, but I think you can still have a good chat with your mother, and then you will realize how much she loves you, and there is no Change, please believe me!"

Defoe was completely black, what was he talking on the other end of the phone?

"who are you?"

If he didn't find it incredible, he must have thought that his mother had been kidnapped.

"I'm a policeman, a policeman who is willing to help you solve your problems! Didn't you call the police!" The policeman was also puzzled, thinking that the person who called the police must have gone insane, poor child!

Defoe pressed the phone without hesitation. Even if he was stupid at this time, he knew that he might be played.

Then I looked up and saw Vardy laughing until his stomach cramped. Defoe really wanted to go up and fight Vardy.

But before Defoe took action, Heynckes had already congratulated him with a smile.

"Congratulations, it feels good to have a brother, and congratulations to your mother, please convey my regards to her!"

Defoe felt that he vomited three liters of blood in an instant, and he couldn't die anymore!

Teammates and even the opponent's players came over to congratulate him, seeing their solemn appearance, Defoe's whole body was numb.

At this time, the fans in front of the TV expressed great joy.

"Congratulations to Defoe's mother for giving birth. With Defoe's talent, his younger brother must not be bad. He is likely to become a leader in England in the future!"

"When I received a call on the court and heard that my mother had given birth to a younger brother, I always thought it was too funny!"

"Defoe scored a goal, and my mother has only one younger brother. If Defoe scored twice, will he have twins by this time?"

"It always feels inexplicable, but seeing Valdy's wretched look, I vaguely know the truth!"

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Defoe returned to the court with a black line on his face, while Vardy picked up the phone that Defoe dropped, laughing uncontrollably.

This guy is so stupid and easy to deceive, as expected, honest people are easy to bully.

Of course, this is just Vardy's joke, and it won't make Defoe fight him desperately.

When Vardy returned to the bench, Rooney asked with a smirk: "Jermaine's mother really gave him a younger brother?"

Vardy shrugged and replied angrily: "If you don't mind, I can also ask your mother to give you a younger brother in minutes!"

Rooney laughed, "Forget it, it's fine!"

At the end of the first half, neither side scored again, and England entered the intermission with a two-goal lead over Poland.

Vardy clearly saw Defoe's resentful eyes when he was off the field, not to mention how emotional he was.

Of course, Vardy won't particularly care, this is what will happen to you.

During the intermission, Vardy and the main players of this substitute were warming up on the sidelines, greeting and interacting with the fans in the stands from time to time, which attracted even bigger applause and cheers. Vardy, the good Austrian Friends, England has been completely turned into Austria's home team.

The only regret is that it is impossible for England to play in Austria all the time. If they reach the semi-finals, according to the schedule, they will have to move to Switzerland. In the finals, they will be able to return to Vienna, Austria.

After the start of the second half of the game, Vardy was still sitting on the bench bored, watching the game aimlessly while thinking about how to clean up Rooney.

Bundle?

Vardy really doesn't want to use the technique that has been used before.

After thinking for a long time, Vardy didn't have any good ideas.

And until the 70th minute of the game, Heynckes had to make substitution adjustments, and Rooney and Gerrard were ready to appear at the same time.

Vardy's eyes suddenly lit up, looking at Rooney who was taking off his clothes and putting on his shoes, he thought of a good idea.

Immediately enter the system to make a wish and ask for something, which is not worth much, so the system will not have a big mouth.

Of course, any convenience store sells this thing, but Vardy can't buy it.

Next, when Rooney was bouncing around on the spot, Vardy gave Ferdinand and others a look, and the strong sense of tacit understanding made them immediately understand what Vardy meant.

Vardy held Rooney, and several people rushed over and pressed the little fat man to the ground, looking like they were about to commit violence.

Rooney was quite happy to be on the field, but he was caught off guard. He really didn't know how to offend these big guys.

Taking advantage of the confusion, Vardy secretly stuffed the wished things into Rooney's big underpants, and then released Rooney with everyone until there was a dead ball on the field.

As the coach, Heynckes didn't care about the nonsense of the players. The pressure of the competition was high, and it was good for them to decompress in this way, so he just watched this scene with a smile on his side.

Rooney managed to get up and tidy up his clothes. The fourth official here has already held up the sign for a substitution. The little fat man hurried to the sidelines, ready to exchange entry with his teammates. Because time was running out, he didn't realize that there were too many players in his underpants. a little bit of something.

Wayne Rooney replaced Defoe who scored and obviously did not give Defoe's mother the chance to have twins...

There was applause from the sidelines, not only for the off-field players, but also for the on-field players.

Rooney touched the turf with his body, and then ran into the field. After holding back for most of the game, he finally got the chance to play. The little fat man couldn't help but want to release his passion.

I want to score!

No one can stop me!

Shouting loudly in his heart, the expression on Rooney's face also became heroic, and he sprinted towards the opponent's half.

However, at the moment when Rooney sprinted with all his explosive power, the things in his shorts finally slipped and fell onto the turf.

That touch of white made the whole world in an uproar...