I am Vardy

The style of the World Footballer's Trophy is the same, customized every year, and then engraved with the year and so on.

At this time last year, Vardy took one home. Although it was not too rare, he would not stop wiping it for a few minutes every day, and even wanted to sleep with his arms around him, but he often took it out to have a look, so he was very familiar with it.

Why do you feel that the color in your hand is different from the one at home?

The golden light at home looks like it is made of pure gold;

But this one in front of me doesn't feel like pure gold!

Is FIFA already stingy to this extent?

This color is not even gold-plated, it is clearly copper!

That's going too far.

At this time, Bailey came up again carrying the silver and bronze trophies.

Vardy stared at the bronze trophy in Bailey's hand, and finally knew what was going on in his heart!

What the hell is wrong!

The golden trophy in Bailey's hand is the real gold trophy.

At this moment, Valdy really felt like a beeping dog.

This oolong is really big!

Forget it, give FIFA a face and don't make troubles. Vardy is really funny, but there is no need to create tension with the whole world.

So Vardy put the trophy behind him quietly, trying not to let everyone see it.

Kaka and Rooney received the trophy from Pele with good expressions on their faces.

It's just that Rooney is a little strange. Shouldn't the third trophy be copper? Why does the color in his hand shine so brightly?

At this time, the host asked the three winners to stand together and take a group photo with the trophy. This must be a process.

But if there are really three people holding a group photo with the trophy and comparing them directly, everyone will be able to see the problem.

So Vardy felt that, otherwise, the group photo would not be taken.

Deliberately ignoring this link, Vardy thought of giving a speech in front of the podium, which can be regarded as saving face for FIFA.

But what Vardy didn't expect was that Blatter not only didn't give up his position, but also made a gesture of invitation to Vardy and asked him to take a group photo.

Whoa, don't blame me!

Vardy turned around and walked up to Kaka and Rooney, holding the trophy in front of him.

Let's see who loses face in the end!

If you don't hold them together, you may not be able to tell the difference, and you won't notice this, but when the three trophies are placed together at close range, everyone can see that something is wrong.

How do you feel that Rooney's is more like pure gold than the gold trophy in Vardy's hands?

Although the luster is all yellow, the subtle differences are still very obvious.

There was an uproar, and everyone was discussing in the audience, as if something incredible had happened.

Although Blatter on the stage didn't know what the audience was talking about, but this kind of reaction must have happened.

On closer inspection, Blatter's jaw almost didn't drop.

How did the World Player of the Year pure gold trophy end up in Wayne Rooney's arms?

Looking at Vardy again, it is clear that he is holding the bronze trophy for third place.

what is happening?

Didn't you see the two swapping just now?

That can only explain one problem, Bailey, the crow, made a mistake!

What should we do at this time?

Only then did he understand why Vardy didn't want to take a group photo just now. He clearly planned to save face for FIFA, but in the end he screwed up again.

Since this is already the case, it is even more impossible to change it here. Anyway, when public opinion emerges, it can be explained by the lighting effect of the scene. After the award ceremony is over, it is better to change it in private.

After the group photo, Vardy hugged Kaka and Rooney respectively, but when hugging Rooney, Vardy whispered in Rooney's ear: "They got the trophy wrong,

What you took is my trophy, let you play with it for a while, remember to return it to me later! "

Rooney was stunned for a while, and his already silly expression became even more confused.

This can be wrong, FIFA is going to heaven!

However, Rooney still rubbed the trophy in his hand reluctantly. It turned out that this is the pure gold trophy for the first place in the world footballer.

When it was Vardy's turn to speak, he didn't say anything out of the ordinary. Even if you don't need to pay attention to your image, there is a limit, okay?

After the award ceremony was all over, Vardy snatched his pure gold trophy from Rooney, and then threw the bronze medal to Rooney.

"Take it, this is yours!" The disgusted expression on his face made Rooney almost desperate with Vardy.

Ignoring Rooney's entanglement, Vardy flew back to Milan overnight. He was really afraid that Rooney would follow him and force him to meet Monica.

The next day, the whole world of football was full of news that Vardy was awarded the World Footballer of the Year. Although the European Ballon d'Or was more professional, the popularity of the World Footballer of the Year was obviously better.

It seems that many people who are not fans may only know the World Footballer, because this name is bigger.

Vardy has won this honor again and is already a well-deserved No. 1 person in the world. It is difficult for the media to find suitable words to praise Vardy.

This is the lack of languages ​​in this world. In other words, Vardy is too strong, so that all the beautiful words are used over and over again, and it is difficult to have new ones.

Of course, the "Waqiu" headed by Lineker have frequently made shocking words, blowing Vardy to a new height, a new realm, as if it has surpassed the entire earth, and is heading towards the vast universe.

Ronaldo was once called an alien because his strength no longer belongs to this earth.

But Vardy is different. Everyone still thinks that Vardy is a person from the earth, but he is the strongest person on this earth. He has broken through the boundaries of the earth. The starting point is the earth. His goal is to conquer the entire universe.

At this time, no one said that Inter Milan paid 100 million euros to buy Vardy. Everyone thinks that Inter Milan has taken advantage of it. Even the German professional website "Transfer Market" has estimated that Vardy has reached a full 100 million. EUR.

You must know that the "Transfer Market"'s evaluation of the player's worth is only based on the player's ability and age. In practice, it has reference value, but it is difficult to start a family at this price.

How can you buy something without a premium?

Even if Inter Milan doesn't want Vardy anymore, if others don't take 120 million, they don't even need to talk about it.

Of course, there are only a handful of wealthy clubs that can spend more than 100 million euros to buy players, so Vardy can only play for a few wealthy clubs throughout his career.

No one will think that Vardy is the World Footballer of the World who is funny. He is funny, but it does not mean that he does not have the strength to match the honor of the World Footballer.

You can't score a goal if you are funny, and you can't win if you are funny. If anyone thinks that Vardy is just a funny, then he is the biggest funny.

When the media touted Vardy, some people also noticed the wrong trophy.

In fact, the photos are too obvious.

If it is a photo of Vardy holding the trophy alone, then you may not be able to see anything, after all, it can be explained by the light when the photo was taken.

But the group photo of the three of them together cannot be explained.

No matter how you look at it, Vardy's one doesn't look like gold, but Rooney's one looks more like it.

Everyone was overjoyed, it turned out that Rooney is the World Player of the Year today, otherwise why would he be awarded the gold medal!

It seems that FIFA doesn't like Doubi!

Ignoring the uproar of public opinion, Vardy came to the training ground to participate in training after returning to Milan.

After being congratulated by his teammates, Vardy met Balotelli who seemed to be taking drugs. This guy's expression was as if he had sex with more than a dozen women in one night, with infinite satisfaction in his weakness.

What the hell was this guy doing in a women's prison?

"Brother, it's really enjoyable, let's go together next time!" Balotte said to Vardy with an extremely intoxicated expression.

Vardy is speechless, do you really think it is a nightclub where you can flirt with girls at will?

But looking at Balotelli's state, Vardy didn't think it was unusual. After all, generally speaking, women who commit crimes are most likely to be beautiful. If nothing else, if you deceive others, if you look like O Like Terman, who are you kidding?

Think about how terrifying it would be for a group of women who have been hungry and thirsty in prison for an unknown amount of time to suddenly see a male creature!

According to Balotelli himself, as soon as he entered, all the prisoners in the women's prison were about to riot.

As one can imagine the magnificent scene, Balotelli simply enjoyed the treatment of only a group of beauties and him alone on the earth in the end of the world.

It's no wonder that Balotte couldn't think of leaving.

"Or let's have a prison party next time, it's a great idea!" Balotelli said triumphantly.

Vardy really knelt down to his brain circuit.

After finally getting rid of Balotelli's entanglement, Vardy can finally train safely, and the next few games will not be so easy.

In the 17th round of Serie A, Inter Milan challenged Cagliari away.

Facing a conservative opponent, Inter Milan did not leave any illusions for the opponent, and won the game cleanly. Vardy's early goal killed the suspense of the game, and at the same time assisted Ibrahimovic with a goal. The tacit understanding between the two rising day by day.

Next, the Coppa Italia game also kicked off. Inter Milan's opponent is Reggina, who is also a Serie A team.

Reggina is currently ranked 19th in Serie A, deeply mired in relegation, and has no intention of making a breakthrough in the cup, so they did not send a main lineup in the game at all.

Inter Milan is full of rotation, all substitutes and young players have got a chance, and the main players are resting and preparing for the Milan Derby next week.

That's right, the first round of the Milan derby this season is about to begin.

Inter Milan defeated Roma and Juventus. I am afraid that the only thing in Serie A that can stop Inter Milan is their city rival AC Milan.

Before this peak battle, Inter Milan's substitute lineup also won the Coppa Italia cleanly, killing the suspense in the first round and leaving no chance for the opponent to comeback.

At present, the goal of Inter Milan is very clear. The league and the Champions League must be fought to the end, and the depth of the Inter Milan bench is sufficient. Even if they send a substitute lineup to compete in the Coppa Italia, they are also very competitive for the championship. Therefore, they want the triple crown king. )!!