I am Vardy

According to the agreement, Balotelli completed his hat-trick and came to Vardy happily, hoping that Vardy could fulfill his promise and take him to visit the women's prison. It was this belief that supported Balotelli to perform an incredible hat-trick Miracle, in his mind, raiding the Women's Prison at night is much more important than performing a hat-trick.

His brain circuit is really hard to understand, he thinks like this - a hat-trick can be played in any game, but if you attack a women's prison at night, I'm afraid it won't be those female prisoners...

Vardy is also out of luck. Through the agent and the club, Balotelli made an appointment to visit the women's prison and play football with the female prisoners. In fact, this is also a kind of community activity, but it is a bit off the beaten path.

Then Balotelli was sent away.

The women's prison is the purpose, Vardy is just a stepping stone, there is no difference between him and him.

Although Vardy is also quite curious, he really has no time to be crazy with Balotelli now, because he is going to Zurich, Switzerland to participate in the FIFA annual awards ceremony.

This is not the first time Vardy has gone. Last time, Vardy took the honor of World Player of the Year here. Although he only shared it with Cannavaro, this is exactly how he reached the pinnacle of world football. start.

One year has passed, and this time, no one will share this honor with him, not even Kaka, who is super god, is not qualified.

In fact, there is no suspense about the results of the selection. Regardless of the long list of candidates, most of them may not even get a vote in the end. Those who get votes because of their outstanding performance will only be Vardy's foil.

The European Ballon d'Or was announced earlier than the World Footballer of the Year. Although the focus of the two is different, if the players have both strength and fame, then there is really no difference between them.

Regardless of his strength or reputation, Vardy has already stood at the top of world football. How could he let the title fall aside?

Therefore, regardless of Kaka or Rooney, this visit to Zurich is a role for the prince to study.

That's right, the final three candidates previously announced by FIFA are Kaka, Rooney and Vardy.

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Vardy did not rush to Zurich early. On the one hand, he did not want to appear too anxious, and on the other hand, he wanted to avoid Rooney.

This guy has been obsessed with Monica Bellucci on the phone, and now that we meet, he will definitely pester Vardy forever.

So in order to avoid trouble, Vardy simply hid himself.

But when it came time to attend the awards ceremony, Vardy had no way to hide.

"Where's my Monica?"

Usually when old friends meet, a warm hug is indispensable, but Rooney obviously won't take the usual path, he went directly to Vardy's next three ways to greet him, and at the same time he didn't forget his obsession.

Vardy really didn't want to get entangled with Rooney on this issue, so he quickly changed the subject: "Hey, why does your hair feel a lot longer?"

This topic can easily resonate with Rooney. Sure enough, Rooney rubbed his hair with a complacent expression.

But before Rooney could show off how he grew his hair, Kaka arrived and greeted them both with a smile.

Of course, there is no deep hatred with Kaka, and even both Vardy and Rooney like the personable Kaka very much.

You know, Vardy and Kaka are recognized football CPs, and they are well matched, and there are not a few fans who support them together.

After chatting awkwardly for a while, the FIFA awards ceremony officially began.

Vardy is not used to wearing a suit and restrains himself very uncomfortable, but the whole awards ceremony is stinky and long, which makes him very uncomfortable to sit.

Similar awards ceremony, the process is similar in any place, the first must be the speech of the leader, regardless of whether his speech is useful or not, let's show his face first to show the importance.

Blatter spent a long time on BB above, and Vardy didn't hear any practical significance, but the response below was very enthusiastic and full of flattery.

What makes Vardy puzzled is why every FIFA awards ceremony has to be combined with high art. Could this make football look bigger and turn football into high art?

The two opera singers sang heartily on the stage, especially the woman, whose voice was so high that it almost broke the roof of the theater.

If it's a beautiful woman, then Vardy will bear it, but the problem is, good guy, that woman is so fat, she can almost fit the male partner next to her.

Spicy eyes.

Vardy really suspected that this was one of the ways Blatter blackmailed money. He spent 1,000 euros to invite an art master to help out, and the art master gave him a kickback of 500 in return, so there was no trace of greed.

All the best!

Anyway, Vardy couldn't appreciate this thing anymore, and sat there expressionless, his eyes straightened.

However, Vardy raised Rooney's psychological bottom line in his heart, because Rooney didn't have any thoughts about that woman.

Also, although the age is suitable, and Rooney also likes plump, the problem is that plump and fat are completely different things, at least this time Rooney is not hungry.

After Blatter finished singing and the opera was over, it was replaced by Bailey's crow's mouth. As today's award presenter, Bailey also gave a good speech, encouraging everyone in a senior tone.

It's okay, Bailey can do whatever he wants, as long as he doesn't predict the outcome of the game.

The awards are announced one by one, among which Vardy is really interested.

The fair play award went to Barcelona, ​​because Barcelona provided the chest advertisement to UNICEF for free, which was well received by the international football community.

Although he doesn't like Barcelona very much, it is difficult for Vardy to tell whether Barcelona is wrong about this point. This item is worth millions of euros in income every season!

Then the FIFA President's Award was presented, and the winner was Pele, no wonder the old guy was so embarrassing today!

Next there are two youth player awards, namely the best player in the U21 World Youth Championship and the best player in the U17 World Youth Championship.

The two little guys who won the award are actually acquaintances of Vardy, and they have watched them play football in previous lives.

The winner of the best player in the U21 World Youth Championship is the Argentine player Sergio Aguero.

Strictly speaking, Aguero and Vardy, who were born in 1988, are actually players of the same age group. Since Aguero can receive it, then Vardy is also eligible because he is not yet 21 years old.

But the problem is, England didn't make it to the World Youth Championship at all...

That's a pity!

If Aguero knew Vardy's thoughts, he would burst into tears.

You are the World Footballer, and you still come to grab the best player in our village competition?

Do you mind?

The best player of the U17 World Youth Championship was awarded to the German player Toni Kroos, a midfielder who will be popular in the future, and has already begun to emerge on the world stage at a young age.

But he doesn't have to worry, Vardy won't compete with him for this award, because Vardy is over 17 years old!

There is no suspense in the selection of Miss World Football. Brazilian pure man Mata defeated his old rival Prinz and won the award again.

Vardy always feels that Mata is very likely to be a transgender person, otherwise how could he play so well!

Even if she is asked to play men's football, she may not be unable to play, she is quite animal anyway.

Finally, finally arrived at the grand finale of this awards ceremony - World Footballer of the Year.

The three candidates have already been announced, and at this moment, they are sitting in the first row.

The host introduced the performance of the three players in the past year, and then on the big screen was a highlight of their performance in the past season. Accompanied by the explosive BGM, it really made people feel excited.

Of course, Vardy is definitely the most dazzling, his highlight time is longer than Kaka and Rooney combined, and on this occasion, FIFA will not add any funny content in the video, even if Vardy's amazing moments and As many teasing moments...

At the end of the video, Bailey came up with the World Footballer of the Year trophy and placed it on the podium.

Blatter's expression became more serious, and the audience was silent, waiting for the final result.

Everyone's attention is focused on the three candidates, and Vardy is undoubtedly the last one to pay attention to, because everyone knows that the World Footballer will never be left behind.

"The 2007 FIFA World Player of the Year Honoree is Jamie Vardy!"

After a brief pause, Blatter announced the final winner with a higher decibel voice. At this moment, the scene was full of cheers.

Vardy thought he would still be very excited, but when his name came out of Blatter's mouth, he seemed to no longer feel the excitement.

Perhaps, this should be the honor plus the indifference behind it!

Gently tidying up his suit, Vardy smiled and stood up slowly.

Rooney also stood up happily and hugged Vardy vigorously, but he didn't say anything, just grinning silly.

Of course, Rooney would refute, I was a blessing smile, how could it be a smirk!

Kaka also stood up gracefully, hugged Vardy, and then congratulated softly.

Only then did Vardy turn around and walk onto the podium, shook hands with the host, and Blatter, and finally hugged Pele, and then took the World Player of the Year trophy from Pele.

Turning to face the audience, holding up the trophy with both hands, Vardy smiled brightly amidst the warm applause and cheers of the audience.

At this time, Vardy's highlights began to play on the big screen again. Compared with before, this time it is obviously more shocking.

In the end, the video freezes in Vardy's roaring celebration.

The applause has not stopped for a long time. This is everyone's most sincere recognition of Vardy. Vardy's performance in the past year is absolutely worthy of the trophy and honor of the World Footballer.

Then, Blatter will announce who is the second and who is the third among Rooney and Kaka, and then the two will also go on stage to receive the silver and bronze awards.

Although everyone knows that Kaka must be second and Rooney must be third, but official confirmation is still needed. ) Download Free Reader!!