I am Vardy

Seeing Vardy finally enter the field in embarrassment, the teammates laughed until their stomach hurt again. They have never encountered such a thing after playing football for so many years.

Since Vardy's arrival, I feel that life has been much more exciting. What I have experienced in this small half of the season has even surpassed the entire previous career.

Of course, Vardy was very upset, although it was because of his own mistakes, but on this issue, is it really necessary to be so serious?

You have already recognized me, so do you still have to go to the police station to issue a certificate proving "I am me"?

It really doesn't make sense.

Vardy was very upset, and naturally he had to vent his unhappiness on his opponents, so CSKA Moscow was out of luck!

Only two minutes into the game, Vardy and Stankovic entered the penalty area after completing cooperation on the right. They shot with their left foot and directly broke the goal of CSKA Moscow. At that time, the entire stadium was silent and did not react. There were even many fans Didn't have time to walk into the field.

I believe that when these fans walked into the stadium and found that the team had fallen behind, they didn't know what kind of mood they would feel.

This is not over. Ten minutes later, Vardy hit the wall with Figo on the left, but was finally knocked down by the opponent on the penalty area line, creating a free kick in a good position.

Vardy personally took the penalty, the full moon scimitar reappeared, and the ball drew a terrible arc straight into the dead corner of the goal.

In less than 15 minutes, the away game Inter Milan had already led by two goals. With such a result, the home fans felt as uncomfortable as eating flies.

Of course, if they knew that Vardy's outburst was only because he was stopped by the stadium security, I don't know how they would feel.

At the end of the first half, Vardy broke through from the left and made a pass from the bottom, giving Ibrahimovic an assist. Inter Milan also entered the intermission with a score of 3:0.

CSKA Moscow had absolutely no power to fight back. The quick and concise attack had no penetrating power in front of Inter Milan's seasoned midfielder. Usually it did not require a defensive line, and it was easily resolved.

In the second half, CSKA Moscow had completely given up the counterattack and went all out to defend, just to save a few losses and look better, but Inter Milan didn't intend to save face for them at all.

In the 67th minute, Vardy finally scored a hat-trick in front of the goal after receiving a cross from Figo. At this time, his unhappiness finally vented.

But CSKA Moscow is about to cry, should it be so cruel?

The current Inter Milan is really unreasonable. Whether it is in Serie A or the Champions League, it still maintains a proud record of unbeaten victories. It is difficult for even opponents to pose too much threat to Inter Milan.

To say that in Serie A, apart from Roma, Inter Milan did not meet a decent opponent. It is understandable that they are strong, but in the Champions League group stage, even if the opponents in the same group are not rich, they are also elite teams in major leagues. There are also contenders for Champions League qualification.

But in front of Inter Milan, you are still destructive, no matter who you are, you can still be abused.

Inter Milan seems to have begun to appear in the image of the big devil in the football world, and the gods shy away!

In the end, Inter Milan beat CSKA Moscow with five goals and left Russia with a rout.

The three-game winning streak in the UEFA Champions League group stage has given Inter Milan a great advantage in the group situation. It may even be possible that as long as they win CSKA Moscow at home in the next round, Inter Milan may lock in the first place in the group two rounds in advance. This is by no means an easy task. achievement.

If that is the case, then Inter Milan can transfer all their energy to Serie A before February. Maybe by the time the Champions League knockout begins, Inter Milan will have firmly won the Serie A championship.

Of course, the fact that Vardy was blocked outside the stadium by the home security personnel in this game was also disclosed by the media, which made the fans happy after dinner.

"Teasing doesn't work,

If you can't even enter the stadium, don't call yourself a big star in the future! "

"Sure enough, the security system of the fighting nation is strong, and it won't work if anyone comes!"

"I thought Vardy would turn into a women's tycoon to seduce him, it's so boring!"

The first thing he did when he returned to Milan's home was to check the postal package, and his snake grass water had arrived.

Of course, this is not what he is going to drink by himself. He doesn't have such a strong taste.

The next day, Vardy moved a box of snake grass water to the car and drove to the Inter Milan training base.

The old man at the door thought it was strange to see Vardy holding a box of water, and wondered in his heart, could it be that Inter Milan is now so poor that players need to bring their own water to drink during training?

The teammates were also very puzzled, not knowing what kind of medicine was sold in Vardy's gourd.

Watching Balotelli smile, Vardy opened the packing box and threw a bottle to Balotelli.

"Drink it, dry it, and the grievances between us will be written off!"

Bashen fiddled with the bottle of snake grass water. Although he couldn't understand Chinese characters, he knew that this thing was a commodity, and it was made for sale.

Vardy actually spared himself so easily and let himself drink?

After all, this is also a kind of drink, no matter how bad it tastes, it won’t go anywhere. After all, it’s made for sale. If it’s too bad, who would buy it?

The company is not bankrupt yet?

Without thinking too much, Balotelli thought Vardy was just giving himself a step down, so he opened the bottle very simply, raised his head and started pouring it into his mouth!

Then, there is no more!

Balotelli spit out as much as he poured into his mouth, and then even the breakfast surged out of his stomach and vomited all over the floor.

At that moment, Balotelli felt that his whole soul seemed to be sublimated.

Probably, this is what it feels like to ascend to heaven!

Balotelli swears that he has never drank such bad water since he grew up. Is this thing poison?

The entire face was green, showing a poisoned color. If it wasn't for his good physique, Balotelli would have died of poisoning.

In fact, the other teammates have been holding the mentality of watching the excitement. In their thinking, this drink may not be bad. I am afraid that Vardy just wants Balotelli to drink the whole box and fill his belly.

But Balotelli's reaction surprised them all.

Nima, what is this thing?

I actually vomited after taking a sip, and I really vomited!

Although Balotelli is young, he has always had a strong taste, and even he can't bear it?

Perhaps seeing the curious looks of his teammates, Vardy smiled and stretched out his hand to make a gesture of please.

"You can also try it, weakly alkaline water is good for your health!"

Although they knew that Vardy had no good intentions, everyone was a little unbelieving, so everyone took a bottle of snake grass water and started to try it.

Two minutes later, everyone's faces were green, and the entire locker room was covered in filth, which was all vomited by them. It became like a hell on earth.

The power of the snake grass water caused the entire Inter Milan first team to collapse.

The entire locker room was full of curses starting with F, wishing to knock the roof over.

Mancini felt strange, opened the door and walked into the locker room, and was dumbfounded for a moment.

"Call an ambulance, everyone is poisoned!" Mancini yelled and ran out quickly.

It's no wonder that Mancini had such a reaction, because the scene in front of him really didn't give him any other associations.

In the end, the whole morning training was abolished, and the team members lay weakly in the physiotherapy room, feeling the different life brought by the snake grass water.

Vardy didn't expect the incident to be such a big mess. Curiosity killed the cat. Can he be blamed for this?

However, when other players recovered to participate in training in the afternoon, Vardy did not participate in training, because before the others started training, they caught him collectively and almost beat him so that he could not take care of himself. At this time, Vardy was lying on the ground Moaning in the corner of the training ground.

If the lawn trimmers hadn't found him, a body would have been found here in two days.

However, unexpectedly, because of Vardy's mischief, snake grass water really spread in a small area, and slowly expanded to the whole of Europe.

The reason for the spread is also very simple. Inter Milan players hold parties, and snake grass water has become a must. Of course, it is not for drinking, but for tricks, or as a punishment for losing the game.

Then it was passed on from ten to ten, and soon, the name of Snake Grass Water was known to everyone.

Of course, this reputation is not necessarily a good reputation. Thinking about the power of the snake grass water, those who have tasted it will feel worse than death.

The manufacturer of Laoshan Snake Grass Water never imagined that Snake Grass Water, which was not very popular in China, would become popular in Europe, with a huge increase in exports, and it would almost become a national brand enterprise.

Vardy even felt that if he took care of them and asked for a little advertising fee, it would not be too much.

However, what surprised Vardy for a moment was that there were actually some people who could bear the smell of snake grass water, and they were willing to eat it.

This person is none other than Vardy's younger brother Balotelli's younger brother Thornton.

Does this guy have a problem with his gustatory nervous system?

According to Balotelli, Thornton specially ordered several meals of snake grass water, kept it at home, and drank it as water. He has fallen in love with the taste.

Sure enough, the world is full of wonders. Valdy felt that the horror of a person liking snake grass water is comparable to his liking a man.

What's more interesting is that at many parties, just because Thornton poured snake grass water without changing his face, countless girls were crazy about him, and this guy almost became a stallion.

Alas, species and species are different. Probably Vardy and Thornton are not the same species. As for whether there is an evolutionary relationship between the two species, if you want to get the answer, you have to study "Origin of Species" first. ) Download Free Reader!!