I am Vardy

I am going to kill you!

Vardy, who had already fallen into a state of rage, stared and looked around, trying to find Balotelli, the culprit.

If you catch him, you must give him a castration!

At this time, the other teammates realized what was going on, and they all couldn't help laughing, Balotelli is really courting death!

In terms of teasing ability and round trick ability, no one can compare to Vardy, even Balotelli is far behind.

Today you feed Valdi mustard, tomorrow Vardy can feed you shit

Balotelli's courage is commendable, but he is a little stupid!

Of course, Vardy generally doesn't like to take revenge overnight. When Balotelli was caught, he was beaten violently, so that Balotelli cried and cried, and he almost knelt down to Vardy!

"Wait, I'll bring you a drink tomorrow. If you drink it all up, nothing will happen! If you can't finish it, I'll beat you!"

Vardy finally said fiercely to Balotelli.

Really, thinking about the torture I have suffered, I really can't understand the hatred just by beating people, Vardy must use a big move to teach Balotelli a lesson.

In his previous life, when he attended a classmate's wedding, during the cigarette lighting session for the bride and groom, his favorite show was to give the groom a mixed drink.

Liquor, beer, soy sauce, vegetable soup, sauce

When these things are mixed together, the taste can take you to comprehend a unique life.

Of course, what Vardy likes to see the most is the expression of doubting life on the groom's face after drinking.

It’s just that when you are in the first year of junior high school, someone will be doing fifteenth. When he gets married, good guy, these bastards made a big pot for him, and they did it in front of his face.

Liquor and vegetable soup don’t count, these guys actually bring their own seasonings, the variety is complete, and it’s no problem to open a seasoning shop.

A handful of salt, a handful of pepper, and a whole bag of mustard are short of adding essential oils to it

Anyway, he died a miserable death that day.

Now, Vardy feels that he is going back to his old business, and he also makes a mixed drink for Balotelli, so that he can try something new.

But Vardy thought about it again, it seems that he has been reborn, isn't it a bit low to play the tricks of the previous life?

And it seems particularly uncreative?

Well, it seems that only the real nirvana can be used!

So, Vardy mail-ordered a box of Laoshan Snake Grass Water online

Balotelli, just wait for me, if you can't drink you to death, you are considered amazing!

What is Laoshan Snake Grass Water?

According to legend, it may be the worst drinking liquid in the world, and it may not even have one.

Even those who have drunk it may not be able to describe the specific taste, because they took a sip and vomited before swallowing it.

Snake grass water is probably a kind of drink. After drinking it, half of the people think that there is nothing worse than this drink, and the other half think about it and say it is really delicious, and then strongly recommend it to friends.

Some say it smells like mats, some say it smells like sea fish soup that has been boiled to death for half a month, some say it smells like sweat plus monosodium glutamate, and some say it smells like stinky feet that haven't been washed for three days

Anyway, Vardy feels that there is probably no way to describe this taste in words, because this taste has challenged the limits of human beings and cannot be encountered in daily life.

Mr. Bei claims to be a man at the top of the food chain, but Snake Grass Water refuses to accept it. If you have the guts, make a bottle, and I promise you will kneel down and call him Dad.

When the snake grass water arrives, I will let you taste the power of the first of the five poisons.

As soon as he turned off the computer, Vardy felt as if he had forgotten something, so he turned on the computer and placed an order again, this time the address was Rooney's address.

The little fat man has always been heavy on taste in all aspects, but he doesn't know if he can bear the power of snake grass water.

Anyway, no matter so much, send him a box first.

Brother, it’s interesting enough, I still think of you!

My name is Lei Feng, you are welcome!

Now that you have given Rooney a share,

Then you can't forget about Ronaldo, needless to say, let's place an order again!

Vardy feels that snake grass water will soon become popular in Europe!

Balotelli has looked at Vardy these days with timid eyes, as if frightened, he is really afraid that Vardy will beat him again, good guy, it feels like hitting him with a sandbag.

Of course, he didn’t really care about Vardy’s saying that he would bring a mixed drink for him to drink. In his opinion, Vardy was nothing more than mixing some mustard with soy sauce.

But I don't know why, Vardy suddenly hasn't moved in the past few days, as if he forgot about it, which made Balotelli breathe a sigh of relief.

It's not that Vardy forgot, it's that the mail package hasn't arrived yet!

Before the arrival of the package, Inter Milan had already made an expedition to Russia and challenged CSKA Moscow in an away game. This is Vardy's third visit to Russia in a short period of time.

If it wasn't for Mancini not allowing the players to hang out before the game, Vardy would have gone to find Elena, but now he can only sleep in the same room with Balotelli, which is really sad.

Fortunately, Russia is not too cold at this time. Vardy doesn't want to play in the ice and snow, but when he thinks that the winter in Italy is also very cold, Vardy feels powerless.

For this game, Inter Milan still attaches great importance to it. Although the strength of the three opponents in the group is generally not strong, but under care, the opponents may not have the ability to upset, especially in their home court.

Inter Milan's task is to secure the first place in the group as early as possible, and then shift their energy to Serie A. It is really meaningless to entangle with them here.

Speaking of which, the overall style of this CSKA Moscow team is in the same line as Russian football.

In the CSKA Moscow formation, Vardy has no acquaintances, only one Krasic is familiar, knowing that he joined Juventus later.

Of course, the main thing is to be careful of the opponent's extraordinary performance at home.

However, I thought it would be a calm game, but who would have thought that a small accident happened before the game started.

He and his teammates took the bus to CSKA Moscow's home stadium. When they got off the bus and entered the field, Vardy realized that he had forgotten his player ID.

According to the regulations of UEFA, in the UEFA Champions League, players entering the stadium must go through a document check, otherwise they are not eligible to enter the stadium with the team.

Vardy didn't pay much attention at the beginning. After all, the purpose of bringing the ID is to prove the player's identity. Could it be that he can't enter the stadium by swiping his face?

Unexpectedly, the staff of the CSKA Arena actually stopped Vardy.

The teammates looked at this scene curiously, but they didn't expect it either.

"Certificate!" The security staff stretched out their hands to Vardy expressionlessly.

Vardy replied helplessly: "I forgot to bring it!"

How can I say that I am also the world's football player, as long as someone who has a little relationship with football, how could he not know himself!

So he felt that this big Russian guy would let himself in.

However, what answered him was the other party's indifferent expression.

"Sorry, I can't let you in without a certificate!"

Vardy asked suspiciously: "I'm Vardy, don't you know me?"

"I know, why don't I know you?" The security guard smiled at this time, "It would be even better if you could sign me!"

Vardy smiled at his teammates, look, he is well-known enough, and he can also brush his face.

Shua Shua Shua signed the name of the big security guard, and Vardy was about to walk into the stadium.

But as soon as he took a step, he was stopped by the security brother!

"You still want to take a group photo?" Vardy was taken aback, and said randomly, "No problem!"

However, the security personnel shook their heads with a smile, and then said with a straight face: "I'm sorry, but I still can't let you in because you didn't bring your player ID!"

Vardy's whole face collapsed, do you want to be so dedicated?

Are you saying that you are dead-headed, you know who I am, but you won't let me in because of a small ID?

How the hell are you more rigid than a German guy and don't know how to work around?

At this time, the teammates who watched the excitement were all laughing. It is rare to see Vardy deflated.

But at this time Mancini knew the seriousness of the matter, and judging from the attitude of the security personnel, he knew that they would strictly enforce the regulations.

What world football player, it doesn't work, you won't be allowed in without a certificate!

Hurry up and ask the team staff to communicate with UEFA officials, and at the same time arrange a car to go back to the hotel to look for documents in Vardy's room. It is a two-pronged approach. It is less than two hours before the start of the game. If the problem cannot be solved before then , then Vardy may really miss this game.

Although Inter Milan without Vardy is still a strong team, no one wants the sudden change in the game, and the game that is obviously sure to win, why Mao has to worry about it!

Vardy faced a stern and unselfish stadium security personnel. It was really a talent who met a soldier.

It is estimated that this matter will be laughed at by those bastards for a lifetime!

Just when Vardy was embarrassed and helpless, Balotelli quietly pulled Lavardy behind him.

"Otherwise, you can go in with my ID. Anyway, my chances of playing in this game are not high. Don't worry about me. It's the same when I go back to the hotel to sleep!" Balotelli whispered to Vardy.

Vardy was moved instantly, and then gave Balotelli a thump with tears in his eyes!

"Are you an idiot, can I get in with your ID? How the hell am I as dark as you?"

Of course, Vardy is not racially discriminatory, mainly because he was caught by Balotelli.

At this time, the players had to enter the field to warm up, so Vardy could only wait outside the field alone, accompanied by the staff.

Finally, the staff who went to the hotel to look for the documents came back and brought Vardy's documents. Sure enough, Vardy forgot in the hotel carelessly. )!!