I am Vardy

Although Balotelli was sent off, Inter Milan, which led by three goals, still brought the victory back to Milan. This red card did not cause much disturbance.

However, at the post-match press conference, Mancini looked very ugly, which did not surprise the reporters.

In the two rounds of the league, Inter got two red cards, one for each game, very even and harmonious.

But the problem is, this is a red card!

Usually it is enough for a team to get two red cards in a season. Perhaps only teams with a rough style of play can get more gains, and there are even many teams that may not get a red card in a season.

This is the rhythm of Inter Milan going to heaven!

And what's even more hilarious is that the two red cards of Inter Milan are really nonsense.

Vardy was sent off for unintentionally swearing, which is somewhat controversial, but Balotelli's red card was purely self-defeating, and any referee would have to give him a penalty.

As expected, Empoli was entrusted by the stadium to ask Balotelli to pay for the repair of the bench baffle. Balotelli was hit twice!

In the past two rounds of Serie A, Inter Milan is not only considered to be the favorite to win the Serie A and Champions League, but also truly dominates football because of the two big teasers in the team.

Vardy is already teasing the gods, but the current situation is that Vardy's successor has also appeared, and it is in Inter Milan.

Since Vardy became popular, many, many so-called successors of Vardy have appeared, but these players are not natural, and their strength is not good, and they often die after earning some attention.

But now Balotelli is different. He is really pure and natural, without adding anything, and very importantly, his talent is outstanding. Taken together, he is simply a replica of Vardy.

For a while, Balotelli became famous for his funny and outstanding performance. Even the Italian coach Donadoni expressed his attention to Balotelli. I have to say that Balotelli's red card is too worthwhile up!

It's just that Balotelli's resentful tone when he called Vardy made Vardy a little unbearable. It's really not my fault. Obviously you didn't grasp the speed well. You know, it's been three seasons, and I haven't. Do you have a good grasp of this degree!

Vardy didn't have time to ignore Balotelli's faint sadness, because Vardy has already gone to the national team to report and prepare for the next two European Cup qualifiers.

These two rounds of European Cup qualifiers are very important for England. Although the opponents against Israel are not strong enough, England must score more goals. The game against Russia is a direct competition between qualifying opponents. There is no room for loss.

If these two games do not achieve any good results, then England can really sleep, and don't have to think about going to Austria and Switzerland!

After returning to the national team to report, and getting together with a few good friends from Manchester United, Vardy expressed his happiness.

Although Vardy has adapted to life in Italy, I don’t know if it’s cheap. Vardy actually misses the gray weather in England a bit.

"When will the second season of Extreme Challenge be filmed, I can't wait, and I will give you a suggestion, you can find more female guests, I think Emma Watson is good, always a few men, not tired !" Rooney complained to Vardy as soon as they met.

Ferdinand and the others nodded in agreement

In fact, the recording of the extreme challenge not only entertained the public, but the animals also had a great time, so the end of the first season left them unsatisfied.

Vardy didn't consider this issue, because the season has already started, and it is impossible for them to record the program while playing football, so even if they record the second season, they have to wait until the end of the season.

Serie A has a winter break, but the Premier League does not!

And Vardy is now full of brains and goddesses to survive on a deserted island, let the ultimate challenge go to hell!

But it was really unintentional to say that the extreme challenge did not bring Vardy a little income. After excluding the cost and the appearance fee paid to the animals,

Vardy's entertainment company actually made a lot of money in the extreme challenge, which is worth Vardy's salary for several seasons!

It seems that there is more or less need to continue to engage in it, but it's another matter if I participate or not.

Heynckes arranged for two days of restorative training because he returned to Guoqin Wang after the club game just now, and the opponent Israel in the first game was just as good. Even Heynckes, who was always cautious, didn’t feel that Israel can cause too much trouble for England, especially if England are playing at home.

After the easy restorative training, Rooney, Ferdinand and others couldn't stay idle, and wanted to plan a nightclub operation.

It's just that England is in the middle of the wind and waves now, and their small thoughts are blocked by Beckham, so don't make extra troubles at this time!

So, at night, the bored Rooney got into Vardy's room.

"Quickly tell me, did you know Monica Bellucci when you came to Italy? If you did, please introduce me quickly, brother, I promise to remember you!"

Rooney said to Vardy with an anxious look.

Vardy was taken aback, who was the little fat man talking about?

Perhaps seeing Vardy's confused expression, Rooney wailed, disappointed.

"Even if you don't know her, you should know her, right? Tell you, Monica is an Italian national treasure beauty, a super actress and model, the goddess in the hearts of all Italian men! How come you don't know?"

Vardy really doesn't know who this is, there are so many beauties in the world, should Vardy know them all again.

Moreover, Vardy feels that from Rooney's aesthetic point of view, the so-called "goddess in the hearts of all Italian men" may be quite watery.

Not believing Rooney's statement, Vardy turned on the computer and checked Monica's information.

But when the results came out, Vardy couldn't believe that Monica was really an Italian national treasure beauty.

But the problem is, this beauty is a bit older...

Although Monica, who was born in 1968, is still beautiful, when she thinks that she is not much younger than her parents, Valdy suddenly loses interest!

I can't let Rooney become anxious like this. It turns out that her age is here, and she is really beautiful. The two factors that Rooney likes are perfectly combined together, so there is nothing surprising about it!

"Okay, when I go back, I will find a chance to get to know each other, and then I will introduce you, don't worry!" Vardy said weakly, and quickly prevaricated. He really didn't want to talk to Rooney, and he was tired.

But then Rooney and Vardy complained about some things about Manchester United, which Vardy didn't expect.

Vardy left, Tevez joined, and Manchester United's trident became Tevez's partner Rooney and Ronaldo.

It seems to be the same in previous lives.

Under Ferguson, Carlos Tevez is not very popular. When he is a double striker, he will start and partner with Rooney. When he is a single striker, the main force is the unshakable Rooney, and the beast can only sit on the bench.

But now it has been replaced by Queiroz to coach Manchester United. Although he does not want to completely erase Ferguson's brand, he also wants Manchester United to have his own style, so it is inevitable to use the knife.

Needless to say, Ronaldo, as if he is a godson, everything must be centered on Ronaldo.

Wayne Rooney and Carlos Tevez overlap somewhat, so who is more important?

Obviously Tevez is a rookie, if he is promoted by himself, he will be grateful to Dade and stand firmly on his side, so Queiroz chose to reuse Tevez.

If Tevez is reused, it is inevitable that Rooney's core role will be weakened a lot, and sometimes he even has to sit on the bench.

This is very embarrassing, England's main striker can't play the absolute main force in the club, isn't this a joke!

Vardy didn't expect such a thing to happen, is Queiroz brainless?

It is strange to think about using Tevez despite the fact that the local flag player is different.

In terms of strength, Rooney and Tevez are really equal, and their scoring ability is equal. However, Rooney has a characteristic that Tevez does not have, that is, he has the ability to organize in the midfielder position, while Tevez is just a simple player. shooter.

Any person with a normal mind would not make such a choice, which is why Vardy doesn't understand Queiroz.

Regardless of Manchester United's performance, Vardy feels that Queiroz will not stay at Manchester United for long.

If Manchester United is really in trouble, then it is estimated that Ferguson may have to come back to wipe his ass.

"Then you don't have to be polite to him, you also know how I sprayed him in the Champions League semi-finals last season!" Vardy said nonchalantly.

If it's Vardy, fuck him, hate him, it won't make Queiroz feel better anyway.

Of course, Vardy doesn't want to interfere much, and it's not easy to make too many ideas. After all, Manchester United and Inter Milan are still competitors in the Champions League. Valdi talks more, as if he is setting Manchester United.

Regarding this issue, Rooney is a bit troubled. He is not as confident as Vardy, so he has to think more.

Of course, the darkness is always temporary, and the dawn will eventually come. Even if Queiroz can continue to work, Rooney will not be short of a home, and the big deal is a transfer.

Vardy couldn't help but sigh.

Alas, as soon as I left, the Trident also fell apart. With Queiroz in the middle, the relationship between Rooney and Ronaldo gradually became estranged, which is inevitable.

I want to go back to the past, but the past has passed, and no one can go back!

Sometimes Vardy is also very sad. There are always some people in life who come and go, or pass by, or leave deep memories for themselves, memories that are imprinted in the bottom of my heart, and these memories will be accompanied by coming and going People become thinner and thinner, or deeper and thicker.

Shaking his head with a self-deprecating smile, Vardy felt that he was not suitable for such deep thinking. Even if he is a reborn person, thinking about the meaning of life is by no means his mission.

His mission is simple -

Just be funny!