I am Vardy

The UEFA Champions League group draw did not cause much disturbance, and the strong and weak points made the group stage not attract much attention.

Maybe Manchester United and Real Madrid have encountered strong enemies, but in fact this is just media hype. In terms of real strength, the second-tier teams are still not enough to shake the rich status of the first-tier teams.

Returning to Milan from Monaco, Vardy returned to the training ground to participate in training.

Cannot participate in the weekend game. Although Vardy did not relax his requirements, he put more energy on how to guide Balotelli.

Alas, it's a pity to say it, because Balotelli is not yet the main force, not even a regular rotation, so his playing time is extremely pitiful. He didn't get a minute of playing time in the Italian Super Cup and the first round of Serie A.

In this case, Vardy can only take him to tease him outside the game, and can only walk on one leg.

However, Balotelli had a chance in this game. Vardy was suspended with a red card. Suazo suffered a slight muscle strain in the last game. This game is destined to be unable to play. Mancini can only send Ibrahimovic and Cray. Spoelstra's two-center combination.

In this way, although Balotelli is sitting on the bench, he is already the first substitute in the forward position. Even if Ibrahimovic and Crespo do not have any accidents, Balotelli is likely to be in the second half. Has been regularly replaced on the court to exercise.

Well, here's an opportunity.

After the training, Vardy took Balotelli to sit on the sidelines of the training field.

"Mario, you are very likely to play in this game. If you do play and score a goal, are you ready to celebrate?" Vardy asked kindly.

Balotelli smiled shyly. Although he hadn't had a chance in the first team, let alone scored a goal, in the youth team, Balotelli was considered a shooting machine. How could there be less celebration.

"My girlfriend will go to the away game to watch the game, and I want to make a heart shape in front of the stands!" Balotelli said a little embarrassedly.

Vardy almost choked himself to death, Balotelli, a big stallion, can be so innocent?

No, if he really wanted to compare his heart, wouldn't his plan go bankrupt!

After thinking about it, Vardy said: "First of all, you may not be able to play. If you can't play, wouldn't it be embarrassing in front of Mazi? Moreover, it is dangerous for your girlfriend to go to the away game. You know the crazy home game Fans can do anything, I think it's best not to let him go away!"

Perhaps Vardy's words sounded reasonable, Balotelli hesitated, and actually nodded.

"Then I won't let her go, I'll think of another celebration!"

Vardy smiled and succeeded!

"As someone who has experienced it, I think we are similar in some ways, so I can teach you a few things." Vardy attracted Balotelli's interest with an inscrutable look.

Balotelli naturally knows that Vardy is absolutely the brightest pearl in the celebration of goals, and even his celebrations are more exciting than his goals. As long as Vardy is in the mood, he can do any kind of weird moves.

Looking at Balotelli like a curious baby, Vardy couldn't help but be proud.

"First of all, you are still too young now, and it is not easy to give everyone a fierce feeling. This is unacceptable. For a professional player, sometimes momentum is not more important than skill. You must first make people think that you are not easy to mess with!"

"For example, a domineering action after a goal, can it make the opponent feel timid?"

"For example, when you score a goal, you slam your head against the goal post, and then look around with sharp eyes regardless of the pain. Is there a rush of death? How can others not be afraid of such a fierce performance? You? Dare to make all kinds of small moves when defending you?"

"To give another example, after scoring a goal, you kicked the billboard frantically and smashed the billboard to pieces. With such violence, can others not be afraid of you?"

"Of course, it's overdone,

You need to get a red card, so you have to grasp the speed yourself! "

"Anyway, there are many such examples, you can continue to develop it!"

"I tell you a truth, in this world, being a unique person, even if everyone scolds you, is better than a mediocre life!"

Vardy's words made Balotelli fall into contemplation, and after a while, he showed an excited smile.

"Understood! I know what to do!"

Watching Balotelli bouncing away, Vardy didn't know whether he had done a good thing or a bad thing.

The young Balotelli seemed to be locked in a room, and outside the room was a funny world.

What Vardy is doing now is to help Balotelli open the door and release Balotelli.

As for whether Balotelli will choose to walk a bright road in the world of teasing or join forces with teasing, that is beyond Vardy's control.

All he did was advance a time node.

Vardy is also very curious. After some enlightenment, if Balotelli really plays, how will he choose to celebrate the goal?

 …

In the second round of Serie A, Inter Milan played away against Empoli.

Vardy did not play with the team. After all, it is too risky to watch the game in the away stands. To be on the safe side, Vardy chose to stay at home to watch the game.

Vardy didn't worry about what would happen to Inter Milan without him. Didn't Inter Milan win the Serie A championship without him in his previous life!

Sure enough, despite the suspension of Vardy, the powerful Inter Milan still had no power to fight back against Empoli in the away game. They took a two-goal lead in the first half. Ibrahimovic opened the scoring and Cambiasso extended the score with a long shot. .

At the beginning of the second half, although the opponent launched a wave of counterattacks, they were quickly suppressed brutally. In the counterattack, Figo scored a goal and almost killed the game.

In this case, what Vardy was looking forward to finally happened.

In the 70th minute of the second half, Balotelli came on as a substitute for Crespo. This was his Serie A debut.

Speaking of it, Vardy feels that Balotelli is more suitable to be the host of the system than himself, because the system has cultivated him for so long before he becomes a bitch, but Balotelli is different, this guy may be a bitch from the bottom of his heart .

As Inter Milan's high-profile youth talent, Balotelli gave all Inter Milan a surprise after he played, but the surprise stopped abruptly and turned into a shock.

In the 75th minute of the second half, Balotelli received the ball from the right, quickly changed direction and directly wiped out the defense of the opponent's defender, and dribbled the ball diagonally from the ribs into the penalty area, which seemed to be a single-handed trend.

Vardy froze for a moment, feeling that this scene was extremely familiar.

Wouldn't this be the legendary genuine Thinking Life?

World class below the neck is no joke. Balotelli's talent is simply enviable. From his attack this time, it can be seen that if his growth goes well, Balotelli may not become a superstar.

Vardy stared intently at Balotelli, as if anticipating what was about to happen.

But what surprised Vardy for a long time was that Balotelli didn't have a twitch in his mind, and quickly dribbled the ball to face the goalkeeper and slammed the ball into Empoli's goal.

Sure enough, he is a genius. He scored a goal in his first show, and it was a very beautiful goal!

The Inter Milan fans were very excited, this is their own child, and it is finally going to grow up!

Balotelli didn't stage a genuine thinking about life, and Vardy didn't know whether he was happy or melancholy, anyway, it felt weird.

However, after scoring the goal, Balotelli really did not celebrate the goal in a serious manner, but rushed all the way to the visiting team's bench.

The teammates on the bench thought that Balotelli came to celebrate with them, cheered and jumped up to cater to Balotelli, but unexpectedly, Balotelli directly regarded them as targets.

Hold your head down, Duang!

Violent headbutt!

Come on again, hold your head down, Duang!

Duang!

Duang!

 …

A series of header hammers knocked Inter Milan's substitute players dumbfounded.

Are you smashing walnuts?

No one thought that Balotelli would be so crazy that he would attack his teammates. Of course, everyone knows that this is just Balotelli's joke.

But the more exciting thing is still to come. Balotelli may feel that hammering his teammates with a bald head is not enough. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, a violent head hammer hit the side shield of the bench.

Duang!

Speech!

Incredibly, the transparent baffle made of plastic was smashed by Balotelli.

Balotelli finally found a sense of arrogance. Among the debris on the ground, he looked around proudly, showing the arrogance in his bones to the fullest.

But before he had enough fun, the referee ran over and showed him a red card without hesitation.

Balotelli out!

Bashen was dumbfounded, he never thought that he would be sent off.

why?

The Inter Milan players hurriedly surrounded the referee to put pressure on the referee. Although Balotelli killed himself, they couldn't ignore it.

Destroying the stadium facilities, Balotelli was sent off without any problem!

Vardy didn't expect that this guy actually hit the bench baffle, isn't that thing hard?

Does your head hurt?

I wanted him to show his arrogance, but you don't really have to smash the baffles of the bench, do you?

Balotelli walked into the player tunnel innocently, and he still doesn't understand why he was sent off.

Mancini was so angry that he was bleeding from seven holes. He thought it would be worrying enough to have Vardy, but he didn't expect Balotelli to appear again. It was clearly Vardy's second rhythm. Will you continue to teach calmly?

The fans also watched a very lively farce. Whether it was Balotelli's headbutt to his teammates or his smashing the bench baffle with his head, there was a strong sense of humor, just like Val Dee's version.

In the eyes of the fans, perhaps Vardy is now kneeling on the ground to thank God for his words-I am not alone!