I am Vardy

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"Guji Guji Xili Guli Guli"

"Boomerik Feet Bonn"

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Although he knew that his new teammates were greeting him, Vardy still had the feeling of coming to an African tribe.

It's all birdsong!

Can't understand!

Fortunately, there are a few in the Inter Milan team who can speak English, which avoids the embarrassment of Vardy continuing to speak with ducks.

Without in-depth communication, it is naturally impossible to establish a relationship, so Vardy can only wait for the system to be updated quickly.

The initial training did not involve technical and tactical play. This is the time to practice physical fitness and reserve physical fitness, so Mancini only showed up, and the rest of the training was led by assistant coaches and physical trainers.

Speaking of it, because the Serie A league started late, Inter Milan arranged a series of warm-up matches before the official start of the season. Just looking at the schedule, it may be more intensive than the league.

On the first day of training, Vardy did not have teammates to communicate more. Even if he wanted to communicate, it would be useless without a common language. Well, there is really no common language.

At most, they chatted with Ibrahimovic, but more often, the two chatted about romantic affairs and had nothing to do with the team.

Da Fengxian always wanted to take Vardy to see the nightlife in Milan, giving Vardy the feeling of an old driver, but in this romantic city, it may really be like what Ibrahimovic said, the nightlife is extremely unique.

Well, when I learn Italian, I will definitely go to see it. As for now, forget it!

He was really afraid that he and some Italian girl would meet each other's eyes, but when it came time to talk about love, he didn't know what she was talking about, although sometimes he could watch those little movies that he didn't understand... .. These are definitely two different concepts.

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Before the physical training is over, Inter Milan has already started the warm-up match. Although this time is not very helpful to improve the team's overall technical and tactical capabilities, it can help the players recover to a certain extent and increase the tacit understanding .

It's just that what Vardy didn't think about was that,

Inter Milan's first warm-up opponent turned out to be the China Olympic team.

Because the 2008 Olympic Games were held in the imperial capital, Huaxia naturally got a place to participate and was exempted from the qualifiers.

If you just look at the strength, the Olympic team this time is really good. Later, they were scolded so badly. On the one hand, they did not play well in the Olympics, and on the other hand, they showed their Chinese kung fu in the match against Belgium. Typical of losing and losing.

But let Vardy play against them, Vardy is really a bit afraid, saying that although he is now the core of China, the problem is that others can't see it.

How could an Olympic player be merciful to his fake compatriot?

Fortunately, for this game, Mancini did not take it seriously. Inter Milan basically did not have a few main players. A few substitutes and a few young players who were on the first team to feel the atmosphere sent the National Olympics away.

The game was uneventful. Even though Inter Milan did not send the main players, they still beat the National Olympics to lose their temper. Vardy sat on the bench and watched the game. According to the current strength shown by the National Olympics, even if their emotions are not out of control , I am afraid it will be difficult to perform in the Olympics.

But after the game, several Olympic teenagers actually ran in front of Vardy, wanting Vardy to sign them.

Vardy smiled and signed them, but unexpectedly, at this time Feng Xiaoting said to Wang Dalei next to him: "Valdy is quite easy to talk, not as funny as the rumors outside!"

Wang Dalei curled his lips and retorted: "Could it be that he can still tease you 24 hours a day?"

Vardy's expression froze at that time.

Don't you know how to hide the person behind your back when you speak ill of people?

Don't you know that Chinese is becoming more and more popular in the world now?

Really!

"Gaha, look at your bad looks!"

An authentic Northeast dialect that many Northeast people don't understand came out of Vardy, which almost scared Feng Xiaoting and Wang Dalei to pee.

"You can speak Chinese?" Feng Xiaoting asked stammeringly.

Vardy proudly stretched out his hand, squeezed his thumb and index finger, "A little bit!"

Feng Xiaoting and Wang Dalei forgot their embarrassment, and happily chatted with Vardy.

Vardy was also very happy to see his compatriots, but he couldn't show that he knew too much about China. In terms of language, he could also say that he had hired a Northeast tutor before, but other things were hard to explain.

Looking at this wave of Olympic players, Vardy suddenly thought, can he help them to a certain extent?

For example, helping them to study abroad, helping them gain a foothold in European football, the sooner they come out, the more likely they are to play.

But thinking about the urgency of the Football Association now, Vardy gave up this plan.

Originally, it was difficult for this wave of players to gain a foothold in the first team of European football. Even if they entered the first team, they were only marginal figures. Even if they trained hard, it was hard to say whether they could impress the coach and let them get more opportunities to play.

But in the Football Association, who cares how you are in the club, anyway, you have to go back if there is a game here, the Olympic team, the national team, warm-up matches, friendly matches, qualifiers, and even the National Games. Participate, the energy of the players is all wasted in flight.

If the player finally finds some form in the club, and the head coach intends to reuse it, he will call you back immediately, and you have to endure it.

Over time, I was on the edge, and now I can't even play the ball!

I'm depreesed!

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As the host, Vardy gave each of the Olympic players a signed player of his own, and the coaching staff of the Olympic Games did not leave behind. Of course, he also received a gift in return-a few cans of chili sauce.

Other Inter Milan players don't know why Vardy attaches so much importance to the China Olympic team. In their view, the China Olympic team doesn't even have the strength to train them. Perhaps it can only be explained by Vardy's special habit.

However, unlike others, some people in the team remembered this scene carefully. Now they all know that China's economy is advancing by leaps and bounds. Maybe Vardy is preparing to develop the China market.

Vardy didn't think so much, he just felt friendly, and now he is thinking about how to combine the two swords with Balotelli!

In this match with the coach of the Olympic team, Vardy discovered a situation. It seems that Mancini is very optimistic about the team's new striker Suazo.

The 28-year-old Honduran striker has just joined Inter Milan from Cagliari for 14 million euros. With Inter Milan's financial situation in distress, this is by no means a small investment.

And Su Yazuo's transfer process was also full of twists and turns. Inter Milan pried Su Yazuo under the mouth of their rivals in the same city. You must know that Milan had officially announced that Su Yazuo would join Milan before.

Suazo is indeed a good shooter. He scored 14 league goals in Cagliari last season. In the previous season, he scored 22 goals and won the Serie A bronze boot.

With excellent physical condition, fast breakthrough speed, comprehensive and delicate skills, and good tactical discipline, it is no wonder that he is liked by Mancini.

It's just that Inter Milan's forward line is a bit bloated now. If there are no injuries, then the two major shooters Vardy and Ibrahimovic will inevitably occupy the main position. In addition, Crespo's scoring efficiency is very high. If Mancini rotates, the overall The Crespo would be the best choice.

In this way, Su Yazo may only be the team's fourth striker, which is a bit cruel for a shooter in his prime.

And this season Balotelli has been promoted to the first team. For the treasure of Inter Milan's youth training camp, Mancini must also give him a certain opportunity to practice, which may take part of Suazo's playing time.

What a tragedy!

Of course, for a giant team, it is inevitable to have enough reserves on the front line. The season is so long, God knows who will be injured one day, even if Vardy and Ibrahimovic are scrapped at the same time, then at least Crespo and Suazo The combination can be considered in Serie A, not so shabby.

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For the system update, Vardy is already looking forward to it, and he is almost dazed.

It's not that he expects the system to let him go to heaven, but that he can't speak Italian, which is so f*cking uncomfortable.

Finally, on the night of the match against the Olympic Games, the system update was completed.

Vardy plunged into the wishing system, and the wind swept away.

"Make a wish: let yourself learn Italian!"

"System prompt: The difficulty of making a wish is two stars, and the exchange is equivalent to 14 system gold coins!"

"System prompt: wish completed!"

After that, Vardy felt like his head was flooded. It turned out that language was poured into his brain like this!

Open your mouth, and indeed you can read a lot of birdsong, um, Italian language skills get√

Then Vardy was ready to check what new things this system update brought him.

Limit task system, unchanged;

The lottery system and part-time job system have not changed, and the wishing system must be fine, after all, I have already made a wish just now.

There is an extra link of scoring records, which probably means that Vardy is required to break more relevant records in Serie A, such as the number of consecutive goals scored, such as the number of goals scored in a single season, such as the number of goals scored in a single game, etc. A record has a very generous reward.

It seems that this looks like a system!

In addition, what interests Vardy the most is that a link has been added to the system, but Vardy doesn't know how to describe this link.

It's like binding a small account, the small account hangs up to practice leveling, and the large account also gains experience points...

Balotelli is Vardy's trumpet. Every time Balotelli teases, Vardy will be rewarded, and the rewards are even more impressive than his own teasing.

Different from the missionary system, the missionary system requires Vardy to teach others, and the reward is also a one-time reward, but now this is the same as his own teasing, and the settlement is settled every week, and Balotelli is a mature teaser, so there is no need to go to it again preach.

Well, it seems that I should shift my strategic focus to Balotelli.

After reading the update log for a while, Vardy finally opened the update package.

And the first thing that came out made Vardy dumbfounded, and he felt bad all over!

Italian language pack!

Howl, my 14 yuan!