I am Vardy

The strength of Inter Milan is already obvious. Because of Vardy's arrival, more neutral fans have begun to look forward to Inter Milan's performance in the new season.

Unknowingly, because of Vardy's dominant performance, there have been some "war blows" in world football, and among them, the famous English football star Lineker is the most.

In his previous life, Lineker was jokingly called the best "Mei Chuan" in history by netizens, to the point of being brainless.

Even this guy can even say something like "Watching Messi play football makes me orgasm". It is conceivable that he may really have an orgasm!

When I think about it, I feel embarrassed for Messi. When I was playing football, there was a middle-aged gay guy who climaxed for me. Fortunately, it was far away, otherwise I wouldn’t have to spray him all over, or even face?

In this life, Messi hasn't sung a duet with Ronaldo yet, and Vardy is now ruling the world football, so Lineker naturally fell into Vardy's arms.

"There is no doubt that Vardy is the best star in world football. Please don't try to argue about this, and you can't compete with me!"

"I have never seen such an outstanding player. I used to think that I was also outstanding, but there is no harm without comparison. Compared with him, I feel like I am a piece of flying!"

"The measure of Vardy's greatness is that in a direct confrontation with the world's top stars like Kaka, Vardy will make Kaka mediocre!"

"Once I said - football is 22 men running on the field and the Germans win. But now, I want to change my statement."

"Football is a game where 22 men run on the pitch and Jamie Vardy scores and wins."

"If you have to add a bit of embellishment, then it should be - football is a game where 22 people run on the field, Vardy is teasing halfway, and in the end he scores a goal!"

"Now Vardy has joined Inter Milan, so I think this season's Champions League will lose suspense, if Mancini is not stupid!"

Regarding Lineker's shameless flattery, the people who eat melons said that although Vardy is indeed very strong, isn't it a bit too bottomless for you?

According to what you said, the other players should stop playing football at all, and just commit suicide!

After Vardy heard Lineker's remarks, he was a little complacent. After all, he praised himself. He hoped that Lineker would not make some old driver's remarks like he did later. He really couldn't stand it!

 …

Back home at night, Vardy looked at the swimming pool in the yard, couldn't help but stripped naked and jumped in.

But before he swam a few times, he was interrupted by the doorbell!

Who will come to find me at this time?

I have no acquaintances here!

Is it to check the water meter?

After opening the door, looking at the beautiful figure in front of him, Vardy was dumbfounded.

Olivia?

How did this beautiful neighbor of Vardy in Manchester appear in front of his eyes?

The brain crashed directly, making Vardy lose his ability to think.

"Hey, what a coincidence! I live next door!" Olivia waved with her head tilted, unable to hide the smile on her face.

It's just that Vardy seems to have heard Olivia's words. When she was in Manchester, that's what she said, right?

For a moment, Vardy had the illusion that he was back in Manchester.

Perhaps seeing Vardy's trance, Olivia smiled with intoxicating dimples: "I came to Milan Carlo Century Fashion Institute to study abroad and study fashion design. I live next door. I wanted to visit my neighbor. I didn't expect it to be you, what a coincidence!"

Vardy still opened his mouth wide, indicating that he could not speak.

This is no coincidence, why does Vardy have a creepy feeling!

Before, I thought Olivia was very suspicious,

Like an agent or a spy, she has already arrived in Milan, and she has become her neighbor again. Is this the rhythm of attacking herself?

Or is it that the matter of the system in her body has been exposed, and Olivia was sent by a mysterious organization to capture her back and slice her?

Or is Olivia simply the embodiment of the system, projecting a human image to supervise herself?

Either way, Vardy felt that he was going to be in trouble.

Fortunately, there is a house not far from next door to me, otherwise Vardy would definitely be hell!

"Aren't you going to invite me in to have a seat?" Olivia raised her chin arrogantly and looked at Vardy with a smile.

Vardy subconsciously moved aside to open a small gap, and Olivia seemed to be afraid that Vardy would repent, so she immediately stepped in sideways.

The girl was still very predictable, the softness on her chest brushed across Vardy's chest, and the wonderful feeling made Vardy shiver uncontrollably.

Shaking her head vigorously, she told herself that she must never be addicted, and she must stay awake at all times, otherwise this might be a gentle trap.

"Wow, your house is great, but isn't it a bit wasteful for you to live alone?" Olivia yelled as she walked into the yard, and her melodious voice filled the whole villa with life.

waste?

It's a waste to live in such a big place by yourself.

But so what, can I still be the second landlord and rent out every room to become a big kitchen?

Before Vardy could speak, Olivia, who had been taking the initiative, finally showed her fox tail.

"The house I rent is very expensive. It's too heavy for me as a part-time work-study student. Otherwise, I will share the rent with you. Anyway, your place is so big, and I can cook for you. Let me tell you, I It's delicious to cook!"

Vardy was stunned, he never thought that Olivia would make such a request.

If it is an ordinary girl, then Valdi will definitely not mind taking it in. It is the responsibility and obligation of every citizen to be compassionate and cherish the jade.

But the question is, is Olivia an ordinary girl?

No, absolutely not!

But when it came to his mouth, Vardy's words became like this: "That's really great, welcome to stay!"

After finishing speaking, Vardy almost slapped himself.

If you don't consider the danger, it is still a wonderful thing to have such a youthful beauty living in the same house as yourself.

Is it dangerous?

Isn't it dangerous?

I am already a monk, so I guess she is not an opponent in melee combat, right?

Or is it all just a paranoia attack and Olivia is actually just a girl next door?

Before Vardy woke up from the confusion, Olivia happily went to carry her luggage, which was right outside the door.

Vardy didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was determined to eat himself!

Well, even if you lure the wolf into the house yourself!

Anyway, I am not a wolf!

 …

After two days, Vardy felt as if a shadow had formed in his heart.

Speaking of which, Olivia did not show any danger, which reassured Vardy a little, but he was slightly disappointed in his heart. Why is she not an agent? She is not thrilling at all.

However, the embarrassment of a man and a woman renting together appears in this villa anytime and anywhere.

Every morning when Vardy was writing a big note, Olivia could find exactly which bathroom Vardy used, pushed the door open, and screamed while covering her face.

It's just that there was a cunning in the eyes exposed between her fingers.

Oh my god, there are four bathrooms in this villa, do you have to bump into me?

And your acting skills can't be taken lightly?

Vardy felt like she was about to be constipated by her!

But there are also benefits. Every night, Vardy sits on the sofa in the living room and watches TV. Even if the TV program is very boring, he doesn't care, because his mind is not on the TV anyway.

Usually after a while, Olivia walks around the living room in cool clothes, giving Vardy a good time.

And because of the private swimming pool, Vardy doesn't need to go to the beach if he wants to see a bikini, he has it at home.

In this life, after a few days, Vardy felt that he had lost too much blood.

Fortunately, Inter Milan has started to gather for the new season. After training, Vardy doesn't have the energy to think so much!

It was the first time he came to Inter Milan’s Pinetina training base. Vardy couldn’t help but compare Pinetina and Carrington. Not as good.

Although the Pinettina training base, which was built in 1962, has a complete structure, including training grounds, gyms and swimming pools, the conditions in all aspects are really simple, and even Vardy has an urge to nod and leave.

Not as good as Everton!

And when he visited the small main building used as a dormitory, he felt that the outside was actually quite nice.

Usually before the home game, the club will ask the players to sleep in the dormitory before the home game. The dormitory is not only small in space, poor in light, and even the air conditioning system is not working. It is a kind of suffering for the players to fall asleep.

Fortunately, there is no need for Vardy to be so painful now. After Mancini took office, he asked the team to stay in a hotel before the home game, because the rooms at the training base were not reasonable enough.

After complaining about the team's training base, Vardy came to the locker room, where there was a group of his new teammates.

Except for Da Fengxian, Vardy has not officially met anyone else. Of course, being an opponent in the game is not counted.

Under the leadership of the assistant coach, Vardy walked into the locker room, and at that moment, everyone in the locker room put down what they were doing and saluted Vardy. )!!