I am Vardy

Don't be afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like Rooney!

Kisti said, "Let's break up!", then turned and left angrily, without even giving Vardy a chance to explain.

Vardy wants to cry but has no tears. Although the two have been in a cold war for a while, at least there is no problem with the relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend, and Kirsty is still Vardy's girlfriend.

But now, he's single again!

And Rooney put his arms around his girlfriend from last night, and stared at this scene dumbfounded. Even if he couldn't use his brain, he knew that he might have caused trouble.

"Well, Jamie, I didn't expect such a thing to happen. I'm sorry, or I will make it up to you. She belongs to you tonight?" Rooney said, pushing the female companion in his arms towards Vardy, Made a very generous look.

Vardy almost yelled, your old lady, keep it for yourself!

Rooney walked away in dismay, while Vardy was unhappy all day.

The yelling from the little fat man was not actually the real reason for Kisti's separation from him, not even the fuse. He still couldn't figure out, who was the girl who walked out of his room?

Although it is very likely to be Olivia, the problem is that I really didn't do anything at night, my little brother can prove it!

This is very sad reminder!

It seems that my love life is really not going well. The first girl I fell in love with was Lesbian, and now my girlfriend dumped me because of a misunderstanding. If it is made into a TV series, it will be a proper soap opera!

On the third day of team training, Vardy wrote his depression on his face. In the eyes of his teammates, this is a typical desire and dissatisfaction!

It's just that one person behaved worse than Vardy, and the whole person seemed to be frightened.

This person is Ronaldo!

Under Rooney's big mouth, everyone knew that Vardy and Kisti broke up and were still dumped, so they all expressed sympathy for Vardy.

Vardy is very depressed, do you need sympathy?

I have never heard of any Premier League star lacking women, let alone a superstar like Vardy. I believe that as long as he hooks his little finger, tens of thousands of girls are willing to become Vardy's other half.

But the issue of emotion is sometimes really difficult to measure. People can never get rid of the troubles of emotion. If it is pure carnal desire, how is it different from a beast?

Of course, the long-term separation of the two places and the cold war some time ago have made the relationship between the two people exist in name only. Even without this incident, Vardy estimates that it may be difficult for the two to be together for a long time.

Well, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, maybe this is good for everyone, and no one will delay anyone!

Thinking that I don't need to have emotional burdens in the future, and I can be more unscrupulous when going out to play, Vardy feels motivated.

Party, party, get me up!

Isn't falling in love a good excuse to party!

Vardy is no longer melancholy, and seems to have become the playboy who can wow his tail with Ronaldo. You know, he is only 20 years old now, just the age he likes to play.

After Vardy seemed to return to normal, Ronaldo on the training ground still looked shocked and inexplicable, which is really strange.

After the training, Vardy took Ronaldo to a place where no one was there.

Why no Rooney?

The reason is simple. This time Vardy blamed Rooney for his broken relationship. If Rooney doesn't introduce him to a better girlfriend, then the two of them will be friends!

"Who have you been intimidated by?" Vardy asked puzzled.

Ronaldo sighed, sat down and told Vardy, and then Vardy understood what was going on.

"My new girlfriend is the one at the party night. I thought she was a very good girl, but I didn't expect that that night, she would actually put medicine on her place!"

When Ronaldo said this, the expression on his face was both frightened and angry.

"If I hadn't suddenly wanted to go to the bathroom to take a couple's bath with her, I wouldn't have known she would actually do this kind of action, it's too scary!"

"Although she said that this medicine is to make me more aggressive and more interesting, but how dare I go in, God knows what it is!"

Vardy gave Ronaldo a sympathetic look, meeting such a woman is really unlucky enough.

There was a typical example of this in the previous life. The striker Borriello, who was still in Genoa at the time, was recruited.

Borriello's girlfriend at the time was Bellen, a famous supermodel in the Italian fashion circle. This woman was terribly crazy. more brave.

It's just that they didn't take protective measures at that time, and the prohibited drugs entered the body along with Borriello's lower body.

Then it turned out that Borriello failed a drug test and was suspended for several months.

At that time, this incident caused an uproar in Italy, and everyone laughed when they mentioned it.

Now, apparently Ronaldo's new girlfriend is doing the same thing, all crazy.

And the reason why Ronaldo is afraid, if it really leads to his suspension, the consequences will be unimaginable, and more importantly, God knows if this thing has more serious harm?

Ronaldo kicked that woman that night. Although the aroused desire had no place to vent, it was better than messing around!

If Ronaldo was a conspiracy theorist, he might think that this woman was specially recruited by his opponent to plot against him!

Well, compared to being broken in love, Ronaldo feels a little bit worse!

Both are fallen people in the world, Vardy and Ronaldo feel that they can hug each other to keep warm.

However, what Vardy didn't know was that there was a more tragic thing waiting for him. In comparison, Ronaldo was already considered happy, and only he himself was the saddest!

In the early morning of the next day, the players changed their clothes and assembled on the training field, but Ferguson did not let the players start training immediately. The teammates found that there was a beautiful woman standing next to the two assistant coaches today.

"Oh my god, is this sexy woman our assistant coach? That's so blissful!"

"No, I think it might be a physical therapist. I didn't expect the club to be so caring and find such a beautiful physical therapist. I think I need a massage right now, especially my heart!"

"Go away, stay away from my goddess, this is obviously a recovery coach specially assigned to me by the club!"

"Tch, I think she looks very familiar, obviously she is coming for me!"

 …

The team members were whispering, but no one noticed that Vardy's face turned green!

God, do you have to punish me like this?

"Attention everyone, Ms. Hannah, the beauty standing next to me is the newly added team doctor of our first team. She has a wealth of experience. I hope everyone can get along happily in the future!"

Ferguson made a brief introduction. As an essential member of the first team, Ferguson felt that there was a reason for the team's injury crisis, so he added a team doctor to ensure the health of the players.

The new beautiful team doctor smiled and nodded to everyone, didn't say much, but still made the players fascinated.

Why everyone else is like a pig, but Vardy seems to be constipated, the reason is very simple.

It's not that he doesn't like beautiful women, but that he is too familiar with this beautiful team doctor. She was the team doctor of Everton before.

If Vardy is afraid of anything in this world, the first may be gods and ghosts, the second may be caterpillars, and the third must be this beautiful team doctor.

Maybe she is a goddess to others, but to Valdy, she is a devil, a nemesis, and a dark past in life.

In Vardy's impression, every time he came into contact with her, he was always unlucky, which was quite miserable.

If the story of the two is written into a novel, perhaps the name can also be called "Les Miserables", and the number of words must be more than the original version.

God, how did she come to Manchester United?

Is this the rhythm to let yourself die on the court?

In the morning training, when his teammates were enthusiastically discussing the beautiful team doctor, Vardy was always in a daze. He felt that his life could no longer see the light.

It's nothing more than a broken relationship, and I can still bear this small blow, but the arrival of the beautiful team doctor Hannah is like adding salt to his wounds, torturing him to death.

Although I don't know why Hannah came to Manchester United, Vardy knows that he will have a hard life in the future.

It seemed that I had to be less injured in the future, not only to ensure my health, but also to protect my life. God knows when Hannah would kill me!

He really wants to ask the system to bring Hannah back to Everton, but the cost is a bit high, and he can't afford to sell Vardy for the five-star wish.

In the future, I really can only be a man with my tail between my legs!

 …

The weekend is a double red meeting with Liverpool. The contest between the two giants has always been the main theme of the Premier League. Even now, this is still a battle that attracts the attention of the whole world.

Manchester United leads the standings, while Liverpool and Arsenal are tied for third. It seems that they are both in the first group. However, Manchester United is already 15 points ahead of Liverpool. Liverpool has no hope of taking the championship from Manchester United.

Like Manchester United, Liverpool is also distracted by the Champions League. In their previous life, they finally reached the final and met their old rival AC Milan, but this time the Istanbul night did not appear, and Milan, who has the peak Kaka, had the last laugh.

In this life, it is estimated that Liverpool will also be tragic, because their opponents to win the championship are not only AC Milan, but also Manchester United, which is about to reach its peak.

The atmosphere before the game has been heated by public opinion. Fans of the two teams hope that their teams can win in the double red meeting. The long-standing confrontation makes the war between them no less than a real war.

However, it was the Chelsea fans who were really booing. They hoped that Liverpool could be stronger and win Manchester United, so that they would have a chance to overtake Manchester United and win the championship!