I am Vardy

After returning to Manchester from Lille, Vardy couldn't wait to enter the system on the plane, wanting to see if he really failed to complete the task. Even if he knew it was impossible, he still had to look forward to it, right?

Sure enough, the mission failed, and the tragedy was doomed from the moment the puppy peed on Vardy's shoes.

The system is definitely not that heavy-handed, and it will never admit that the shoes with urine are clean!

The rewards for the free feature points are gone. Instead, when the next home game against Lille, Vardy will have to block two features. This is a big deal!

I heard that dog meat is delicious?

Forget it, Vardy is not cruel enough to kill small animals.

Checking the character interface, he wanted to know what kind of characteristics he was blocked.

- Valdi area (shielded)

- Frenzy Grenade (Shield)

In the original list of features, two features have been specially marked out, obviously these are the features that he will not be able to use in the next game.

Vardy blinked, why is the system so humane?

There is no doubt that these two features are definitely the features that Vardy can use the least at the moment. One is used for wing defense, and the other is for throwing the ball into the penalty area. Neither is the feature that Vardy relies on most.

This is the first time that Vardy has been blocked due to a mission failure. I originally thought that the system would inhumanely block the features that I often use, such as Limbo Microstep or Heavy Artillery Lasing.

However, it turns out that the system may not be as miserable as Vardy thought.

So you are such a system!

Vardy, who was worried, was finally relieved and could fly quietly.

Of course, flying quietly is just Vardy's dream and luxury. With these bastards here, be quiet? nonexistent!

After the away game in Lyon, the team will definitely take two days off, because the next league game will face Liverpool, the match date will be next weekend, and there are still 10 days left. It is impossible for Ferguson to be so cold that he will not give the players any rest time .

Then,

They can start to organize a new period of parties. Perhaps similar parties have become the best way for them to relax during the intensive schedule. Even Vardy has gradually begun to adapt to this kind of life.

Football players are actually one of thousands of professions, but this profession requires players to live under the spotlight. Like stars, they don't have much personal space.

Just like mercenaries, after a hail of bullets, victory and blood, they may die in an unknown place one day. They also need to relax their nerves, so the tavern has become the most suitable place for them.

The same is true for professional players. If you have a family, you can go home to accompany your family and enjoy family happiness after training and games every day. But if you don’t have family and children, how can you practice your hand speed at home every day?

The bar is of course a good place, but don’t forget that the paparazzi are all pervasive. When the picture of you approaching a girl in the bar appears on the tabloids the next day, do you think the head coach will clean you up?

Therefore, more private and hidden parties have become the players' favorite way of entertainment, but the cost is much higher than going to the bar.

Are professional players short of money?

It's bad to say, after all, most professional players can't afford private jets.

To say it wasn't bad, they really didn't miss the money for two parties this time, even if one person paid for it once, it was enough for them to play for a season.

And guys like Vardy and Ronaldo who make a lot of money and like to play, often hold parties and invite teammates to participate, which has long been commonplace.

Usually, of course, they have a title, which at least makes sense.

For example, the last time Vardy used himself to get the title of World Footballer, he held a party, and it was a lot of nonsense.

And this time, there is also a title, that is, everyone's apology and compensation to Fletcher, because of their plan, Fletcher almost said goodbye to the goddess!

But what makes Vardy upset is that you have a party when you say you have a party, why do you always use your own house?

No way, who made Vardy alone, and the villa is big enough, in their words, it would be a waste not to use it for parties!

Hupenggouyou, starlets, young models, this is almost the standard equipment for parties held by Manchester United animals.

Vardy and Kisti are in a cold war, and the emotional crisis is becoming more and more obvious. This time, I planned to indulge, but what I didn't expect was that Olivia, the girl next door, got the news, and the noisy one insisted on coming join in the fun.

You have nothing to do but study your psychology. Why do you have to come to such a profligate party? Do you want to study the psychological activities of men under extreme desire?

This still needs research? Just one word, no need to say it a second time!

 …

Cristiano Ronaldo always likes to be independent. He likes to bring his female companions to every party, and every time it is different, as if this can show his high-end taste, and he doesn't like young models at parties at all.

This time is no exception, Ronaldo also brought a girl, Vardy really doubts where this guy met so many girls.

Soon, Rooney also came, and Vardy knew without guessing that this guy must have come alone.

In fact, the Manchester United hair party wanted to exclude Rooney very much when they were holding a party recently. You know, because of Rooney's special hobby, every time they look for a young model, they have to bring an older one. Bad?

But although this love is a bit troublesome, it's not unbearable, and it doesn't bother you anyway.

It was Wong Lo Kat that Vardy couldn't stand, although Wong Lo Kat never went to their parties partly because he was prudish, and partly because Vardy never invited him.

Those who play well together like them can see that Vardy actually doesn't like to see Giggs. Although they don't know why, they don't interfere too much in the middle. Besides, they also feel that Wang Laoji is a bit Sanctimonious.

The sister-in-law family in the previous life was full of trouble, and Wang Laoji's image of a good man at home suddenly collapsed.

Originally, Ryan Giggs and Scholes were known as the two good men of Manchester United. In the end, it turned out that Scholes was a really good man and Wang Laoji was a fake.

Having an affair with his own sister-in-law, and having several lovers in addition, playboy is nothing more than that!

This is also the fundamental reason why Vardy doesn't want to see him. It would be ridiculous if he came to the party and spotted someone else's female companion!

Compared with Giggs, Rooney's hobby doesn't hurt people at all. In fact, there is nothing wrong with thinking about it.

 …

After several hours of crazy dancing, the party finally ended after the climax. Several animals got into the car with their female companions in their arms. It is hard to say where to spend this wonderful night, maybe in the car, maybe in the The hotel, perhaps in a wilderness, mainly depends on personal taste and hobbies.

As for Rooney and Ronaldo, these two bastards did not treat Vardy as an outsider at all, and entered the guest room with their girlfriends in their arms. They were not worried at all that Vardy had installed a camera in the room.

Vardy drank some wine. Although he was still conscious, he could see things blurry. Olivia, who was sitting next to Vardy, had a pretty face that was slightly flushed. It was the charming atmosphere at this time that made her blush.

so awkward!

Originally, Vardy planned to find a young model, but after Olivia came as her female companion, it would be a bit unreasonable for him to find another young model.

But the conscience of heaven and earth, Vardy really didn't intend to attack Olivia!

"Let's go, I'll take you home. Although it's close, but it's so late, you still have to be careful!" Vardy shook his head hard, trying to make himself see things clearly, then shrugged and said to Olivia .

Olivia squeezed her hands together nervously in front of her, as if she was at war with heaven and man in her mind.

"Go and rest, the party has made such a mess at home, let me clean it up for you!" Olivia finally whispered.

Vardy wanted to persevere, but the alcohol slowly came up, and he couldn't care less about it anymore, and he began to lose consciousness as soon as he walked into the room.

If the plot of the soap opera follows, then when Vardy wakes up in the morning, Olivia must be lying beside her, and her clothes may be half exposed. Maybe something bloody happened to the two of them last night.

But in fact, what he imagined didn't happen. Vardy rubbed his eyes and found that it was Kisti standing beside his bed.

She ran from London to Manchester to see herself?

Thinking of this, Vardy's heart warmed up, and he got up to hug Kisti.

However, Vardy has not yet woken up, and his observation ability is almost zero. He did not see Kirsty's ashen face.

"Who is that pretty little girl?" Kisti asked in a cold voice as she pushed Vardy away.

Vardy was taken aback for a moment before realizing that what Kisti was talking about should be Olivia, right?

God, Olivia is in this room?

Thinking of this, Vardy quickly scanned around, but did not find Olivia's shadow, so he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief.

It's fine if you're not in your own room!

"Which little girl?" Vardy asked pretending not to know, he thought that Kisti had met Olivia in the living room.

Kisti's face became even more ugly, "Which little girl are you talking about? It's the little girl who just walked out of your room!"

Vardy was stunned for a moment. Kisti saw Olivia in her room?

Conscience, I really didn't do anything!

"Well, could it be that you met a thief? I slept alone last night!" Vardy explained still a little confused.

But at this moment, the door next door opened, and before Rooney could walk out, his loud voice was already yelling.

"Jamie, how's your beautiful neighbor? Were you crazy last night?"

Vardy suddenly collapsed, he really wanted to point at Rooney's face and curse——

MMP!