I am Vardy

When Vardy appeared on the court, everyone realized that Vardy was not there just now!

Then think of the two mascots who fought to make everyone happy just now, then there is only one possibility-Valdy is among them.

Everyone couldn't help laughing, Vardy finally got his hands on Fred!

Some boring people have counted Vardy's funny chronicle. Based on the psychological analysis of Vardy's behavior, and even established a very complicated mathematical model, the conclusion is that at the beginning of this season, Vardy should actually be On the Manchester United mascot.

Unexpectedly, this day has been delayed until now.

But it doesn’t matter, after all, the prophecy did not come true. Vardy proved that he was well-deserved in the name of funny, and those boring people also proved the correctness of his theory in general, but the accuracy needs to be improved.

"One Fred is very lonely, so Vardy got another one. Even if the same gender can't live and fly together, it's good to be able to have sex!"

"Valdy finally started on the mascot. This glorious tradition has been well maintained, but we must remind those teams that are interested in Vardy that if they want Vardy to join, they must first think about their own auspiciousness. The feeling of things!"

"Why do I think the Fred played by Vardy is the real Fred? That fork is simply a stroke of magic!"

"I vaguely remember that the FA seems to have banned Vardy from playing the mascot in the stadium for life. Is this the rhythm of Vardy's death?"

 …

When Vardy joined his teammates and started warming up, the teammates were already shocked by Vardy.

Because they really don't know when Vardy will be able to do something shocking, at least they don't think they can do it.

The game itself was not much of a suspense. Manchester United played at home and fought against their city rivals Manchester City. At a relatively painful price, they scored 3 points.

Vardy didn't get a good chance under the opponent's strict defense. After all, it was a hot derby. The opponent's fierce defense was no different from cannibalism. Vardy was also afraid of getting hurt!

However, Vardy still contributed two assists, helping Rooney and Alan Smith, who returned from injury, scored respectively.

However,

What is the price for Manchester United?

The absolute main force Scholes was injured and left the field. Under the desperate shoveling of the opponent, he was directly carried out of the field on a stretcher. It is conservatively estimated that he will not be able to return to the field within a month.

In addition, substitute defender Sylvester also sprained his ankle. Although he is not the main force, it also has a considerable impact on the depth of Manchester United's lineup.

However, the result of this game is not the focus. Vardy once again used his strength to steal the spotlight and grab the headlines.

Playing the role of a mascot to make a fuss on the stadium seems to be just Vardy's funny routine, and it is not worth making a fuss about. After all, in Vardy's funny resume, there are countless ridiculous acts far beyond this.

But the key issue is that everyone remembers that during the Everton period, the FA once punished Vardy for playing the mascot to provoke the majesty of the referee, and banned Vardy from playing the mascot in the stadium for life.

This is not just a joke made by a certain FA executive, but it was actually issued as a punishment document.

Although at that time it was obvious that the FA was merciful and did not really punish Vardy severely, who would have thought that Vardy would dare to act as a mascot to make fun of others!

But now that Vardy has really done this openly, it is really speechless to the extreme.

How will the FA punish Vardy this time?

Could it be possible to raise the butcher's knife high and finally put it down gently?

I'm afraid that in that case, other teams will rebel!

The Manchester United club can be said to have broken their hearts because of Vardy. Vardy made such a fuss and put himself in a very unfavorable situation.

Vardy was originally Manchester United's most indispensable siege weapon, the true core of the Trident. Facts have already proved that without Vardy, Manchester United's strength would be the same!

If Vardy has no way to play, Manchester United's offensive power does not know how much it will drop, and it is no exaggeration to drop the scoring rate by half.

Not to mention that Manchester United is already plagued by injuries. Several midfielders are unable to play, and their strength has been severely damaged.

Therefore, Vardy must not be suspended, even if there is a huge fine, they will accept it.

So Manchester United began to take active actions immediately after the game, and they must not delay inaction. If they wait until the FA penalty is decided, it will be too late for them to do anything.

In Manchester United's explanatory document to the FA, they exhausted their wording to help Vardy clean up.

First, Vardy did not enter the field as the Manchester United mascot Fred, because although Fred has a fork on the Manchester United team logo, Fred who is active in the stadium does not have a fork, so Vardy is not counted. play mascot;

Second, in the last time the FA punished Vardy, it stated that Vardy would be banned from entering the stadium to act as a mascot for life. After all, most of the punishments in football are only for a certain club period, so even if Vardy plays the mascot at Manchester United, he should not be punished;

Of course, there are some very cryptic explanations behind it. For example, Vardy, as the leader of the national team, plays for the FA. Now that something happened, you FA should save some face, right?

Anyway, Manchester United's explanation is sincere, which makes the FA a little bit reluctant.

However, the pressure of public opinion is here, and there is also pressure from the referee committee. After all, the root cause of Vardy's first start last time was to show the referee a yellow card.

In desperation, the FA still had to punish Vardy symbolically.

Suspended for one game, fined 50,000 pounds, and Vardy is still banned from playing the mascot for life...

The result of this penalty is the result of a compromise. Manchester United felt that the penalty was heavy, while others felt that the penalty was light. Let’s make a compromise, and that’s it!

Therefore, in the next game against West Ham United, Vardy can only sit in the stands and watch his teammates work hard.

After learning of this result, Vardy really fainted in the toilet.

The purpose of his painstaking efforts to do this task is to unblock the ability restrictions in the match against West Ham United. Fortunately, he is suspended again, which is unlucky!

It was like this in the last level. I worked hard to do the task, but in exchange for the suspension, there is no place to use this ability after it is unlocked!

Is there anything more difficult than this in the world?

But it's not completely useless to be funny. Apart from unlocking ability restrictions, other rewards are also quite good.

The two characteristic points rewarded by the task plus one point calculated by myself, Valdy got 3 points at once.

In the era of shortage of characteristic points, this can be regarded as pie in the sky!

There is also the title of "Mascot Destroyer". After getting it, Vardy knew what the specific role of this title is.

Mascot destroyer: In the away game, because the opponent's mascot on the sidelines had a deep sense of fear of Vardy, they could not guide the home fans well, resulting in a 30% reduction in the impact of the home atmosphere on Manchester United.

A very practical title may not be able to show its power in many cases, but it can show its power in a home court where the horror atmosphere can scare your feet.

Generally speaking, the task is not a loss, and it’s just my own imagination. If I can think of a better way to attack the mascot Fred without deliberately dressing up as a mascot, I guess there will be no need to suspend the game. This can't be blamed on the system.

The mascot incident has come to an end. Manchester United needs to put aside the league affairs for the time being. The next thing the Red Devils have to face is the upcoming Club World Cup in Japan.

Speaking of which, the Toyota Cup has become the Club World Cup, which is a good thing for those teams in Asia, Africa and Latin America, because they have the opportunity to compete with the top European giants and Champions League champions.

But for the Champions League champions, they have to fly to Asia to play two completely insignificant games in December when the schedule is intensive. Maybe the games themselves don't consume much physical energy, but they are all wasted on the way to travel.

But FIFA is good at talking, you are so good and you are so good, even if you are reluctant, Manchester United can only play these two games.

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Flew to Japan two days in advance, except for the pre-match training, Manchester United really didn't need to prepare at all, or they didn't have enough time to prepare at all.

However, Manchester United is not without countermeasures. You must know that although the Club World Cup is also a 23-man roster, most of them are substitute players and reserve players. Only the trident and a few main players are due to commercial needs. And must come.

For Manchester United, it doesn't matter whether they win the championship or not. This is to give FIFA a face. Of course, with Manchester United's strength, even if they don't want to win the championship, it is actually not easy.

Anyway, Vardy's thoughts were basically not in these two games. Coming to Japan is equivalent to taking a vacation during the winter break, even if the time may be less than a week.

And this time, Vardy has carefully prepared a big surprise for Ronaldo, I believe the president will definitely like it.

"Do you still remember a request that I lost to me in the previous scoring game? You can honor it in a few days, and I will let you spend a night that you will never forget!"

Vardy said to Ronaldo affectionately, but what was revealed in his eyes was all cunning.

Ronaldo shuddered when he didn't come. Looking at Vardy's smile, he thought of the violent corpse street case that just happened in Manchester not long ago. The creepiness was the same.

But what scares Ronaldo even more is that Rooney also approached with a sinister smile at this time, smiling so maliciously.

"It's just right, you can meet all our requirements, don't be afraid, you will definitely like it!"