I am Vardy

Speaking of the strike required by the system, it may not be true that Vardy punched and kicked Fred. After all, it is already a peaceful age, and it is not good to be too violent.

That is to let yourself spoof Fred?

Well, this is really not a particularly difficult task.

In fact, this little guy Fred really deserves a beating!

Although Fred looks like a little red lion, in fact, he is a red devil.

Whenever Manchester United plays at Old Trafford at home, this furry guy will always appear on the sidelines, interacting with the fans non-stop, inciting the atmosphere and momentum of the stadium, which can be regarded as an atmosphere regulator.

It's just that like most mascots, he is used to being unscrupulous at Old Trafford, and he often makes fun of Manchester United players.

For example, suddenly appearing next to Vardy and wriggling his buttocks, for example, rushing into the bathroom with Ronaldo in his arms, or for provoking Rooney with boxing moves, and then being knocked to the ground by Rooney's empty lap..... .

Every time the fans are very happy, this should be regarded as the daily life of the mascot.

In this regard, the players did not have any displeasure, after all, it was just a joke.

But Vardy has a love-hate relationship with Fred, and this guy has spoofed himself more than once.

In one home game, Fred ingeniously prepared a few large white cardboards to moles the Manchester United players. In fact, he was just molesting Vardy.

Fred held up the cardboard and walked up to Gary Neville, opened the first cardboard, which said "captain", and then the Red Devils in the stands shouted captain;

Then he walked in front of Rooney and turned over the cardboard, which said "Golden Boy", and the Red Devils shouted "Golden Boy" again;

Ronaldo's cardboard reads "Bicycle Boy";

Alan Smith's cardboard reads "Desperate Saburo";

 …

Vardy is looking forward to it, what will be written on his cardboard?

"Super shooter"?

"Invincible Golden Boot"?

"A branch of pear blossom presses the crabapple"?

 …

Unexpectedly,

All Manchester United fans shouted "funny" neatly, which directly broke Vardy!

That's right, Fred's cardboard is exactly what it says!

Therefore, the grudge between Vardy and Fred is over!

Now the system asks Vardy to engage Fred, maybe it is for the purpose of helping Vardy to avenge him!

Anyway, Vardy expressed no pressure or guilt for attacking Fred.

Of course, Vardy needs to think about how to do it.

Originally, Vardy's plan was to gather a few good friends to attack Fred together, but obviously everyone was not very interested in this proposal, so Vardy could only do it by himself after all.

Finally until the match day, Vardy will also start to implement his plan!

An hour before the game, Manchester United players walked into the field from the locker room to warm up, but when no one noticed, Vardy quietly left the team.

How else can I say that Vardy's sense of presence is very low when he is not funny, as if he was left on the road by a bus...

Vardy didn't warm up on the court, and Ferguson and the coaching staff didn't notice it, let alone notice it.

Some team members found out, but they didn't care about it. You don't have to worry about a guy like Vardy who often makes accidents, this guy might be squatting now!

Fred, the mascot on the sidelines, was interacting with the fans and performed an impromptu dance at the happy moment, which drew applause and cheers from the stands.

But at this moment, another Fred suddenly rushed out of the player tunnel, red and cute, but the difference was that this Fred actually held a big fork in his hand.

That's right, Fred's original form is holding the devil's fork in his hand.

At the beginning, many people didn't notice it, and even if they did, they didn't pay much attention to it. They thought that there were two mascots coming out to play with everyone today!

But what people didn't expect was that after looking around for a week, the second Fred rushed towards Fred who appeared in front, and the fork in his hand also stood up, as if the devil was going to hunt.

The real Fred didn't notice any abnormalities, and was still dancing beautifully enjoying the cheers of the fans, but he didn't expect that a fake Fred was approaching!

Amidst the exclamations of all the fans, another Fred rushed over like a motorcycle, aiming the fork at the first Fred's ass.

Puff!

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Aww~~~~~~~

Fred really let out a devilish howl and almost jumped into the stands!

Seeing this scene, most of the fans almost fell from the stands laughing. This is two little devils killing each other!

But those fans who saw this scene at a close distance felt that the chrysanthemum was cold for a moment.

This is just a performance, don't you want to be so tragic?

The counterfeit Fred stood on the spot looking up to the sky and laughed loudly, pointing the fork in his hand at the real Fred who was pouting on the ground, covering his ass and screaming, suddenly took out a piece of cloth from the bag, and slowly unfolded it under the watchful eyes of all the fans. .

There is only one sentence on it: He is a fake!

The fans suddenly realized that it turned out to be such a routine, no wonder they acted like this!

The big moves of the two mascots here not only made the fans happy, but also attracted the attention of the players who were warming up.

what's the situation?

There are actually two mascots warming up today?

Wouldn't it be that the club collects money from fans to let him experience the mascot?

And it's incredible, how did the two mascots fight?

Could it be that these two mascots are female, competing for favor in the harem?

So the players stopped and watched the farce with great interest.

Finally, the real Fred's ass didn't feel so headache. He got up from the ground angrily and wanted to see who had put such a heavy hand on his ass just now. It felt like he was going to have an anal fissure!

What is the most precious thing for a man?

It's dignity, and...chrysanthemums!

If you don't avenge this revenge, you swear not to be a human being!

But when the genuine Fred turned around, he suddenly found out, Nima, why is there another Fred?

I was stunned on the spot!

What's happening here?

I haven't heard that someone is here today?

And since there was only one Fred at Old Trafford, where did the one in front of him come from?

Could it be that he was about to be fired and the club found a new Fred?

At this moment, the actor who played the real Fred began to think about life.

But soon this guy shook his head, why should he think so much at this time, the chrysanthemum is still burning hot and hurting, why don't you hurry up and take revenge!

He jumped in front of Vardy in two steps, dragged his bulky body, and punched Vardy.

How could Vardy be willing to suffer, he also took two steps forward, and the two scuffled together.

If it was a duel between two pure men, the scene must be very bloody, 18 bans!

The problem is, the two of them are big and clumsy in Fred's costume, and this scuffle doesn't look violent at all, it's just cute!

The fans were about to burst out laughing, today's mascot performance was very good, they said they liked it very much.

Everyone was watching the excitement, but the two mascots showed no signs of performance, and they played really hard.

Looking at this absurd scene, Ferguson felt that something was wrong if he didn't come.

Usually, according to normal thinking, Vardy is often present in abnormal scenes.

Quickly turn your attention to the turf. If Vardy is warming up, that's okay, but if Vardy is not warming up, then there is no need to doubt that one of the two Freds must be Vardy, and the most likely is to take fork that...

Sure enough, after looking around, Vardy was really not in the warm-up team.

Ferguson almost got his nose crooked, can't this guy stop for a day?

It wasn't until this time that the stadium staff arrived late. They knew very well that two Freds were not arranged to play today at all, and there was already an accident on the field.

Hurry up and get rid of the two Freds before everyone reacts, or things will get worse!

I believe the headline on the front page of the media tomorrow will be "Manchester United mascot Fred was brutally raped, the scene was bloody..."

The two Freds were already fighting inextricably, even if Vardy held a big fork, it wouldn't increase the fighting power much, because the real Fred's chrysanthemum has been numb and invulnerable to all poisons!

When the two Freds were carried into the player tunnel by a group of staff, the battle finally came to an end.

The real Fred took off his big helmet and glared at the fake Fred.

"Call the police, I want to call the police, this gangster seriously hurt my body and my soul!" Real Fred yelled unrelentingly. Germany can't live without you.

The staff did not lie to the fake Fred. This uninvited guest disrupted their arrangement and made a big disturbance at Old Trafford. Even if the police arrested him, it would not be an exaggeration.

At this moment, Vardy here unhurriedly took off his helmet, revealing that funny face.

In an instant, everyone around him opened their mouths wide and could not speak, even Fred was dumbfounded.

Why is this funny?

Nima!

It should have been thought a long time ago that this guy had a bad record of attacking mascots when he was at Everton. Except for Vardy, who the hell is so boring!

Real Fred was about to cry. If it was someone else, he would still have a chance to take revenge, but now it was Vardy standing in front of him. He felt that there was no hope for him to take revenge!

He is mourning for his chrysanthemum!

Vardy saw the real Fred looking like he was about to cry, so he hurried over and hugged him. After all, the whole thing was just a joke, and they didn't really want to hurt each other!

"Honey, I was just kidding, if you feel uncomfortable, then I apologize to you, and I also apologize to your chrysanthemum!"

Vardy took out his signature player and gave it to Fred, and finally got Fred's understanding.

Of course, Fred also took away the devil's fork customized by Vardy, and he decided to find a chance to do it for Vardy in the future...