I am Vardy

The song "Uneasy" is like a tragedy in the world, causing the referee to encounter force majeure factors, and the lower body is honored to lose!

Speaking of getting older, most men have prostate problems, and the referee is no exception.

Usually peeing is very difficult. When people reach middle age, they seldom experience the carefree feeling.

However, the problem that has been hated for a long time has become a life-saving straw today, which makes him feel extremely fortunate.

Even though it was lost, the dripping speed was very slow, which gave the referee a chance to brake halfway.

After all, he is an experienced referee, with excellent psychological quality, and he can control himself to cut off the flow......

This feeling, I believe anyone who has experienced it knows how painful it is...

Vardy, funny, just wait for me!

The referee felt that his underpants were slightly wet, and he was extremely angry and shy. Fortunately, there was no noise, and others could not see it, otherwise he would have to bid farewell to the green field in the future!

However, Vardy next to him felt very surprised. The song "Uneasy" just now made the referee climax. How could he still control himself during the climax?

Can't help but glance at the referee's lower body, this guy didn't pee?

I couldn't help but respect the referee, the men who can control their lower body are all good men...

But you thought it was over?

Please listen to the next song - this is the feeling that is so refreshing!

What?

still not good?

Then it can only be "The Most Dazzling National Style"!

Under the offensive song after song, the referee blushed, but still stood firm, the tragic look in his eyes moved the whole world.

But at this time, the fans who watched the game were puzzled. Why did the referee start to use weird moves and emoticons to attract attention when the game is on the field?

Vardy is also a little anxious, his lips are almost bald, are you still peeing?

You are pure man!

The fourth official on the sidelines held up the stoppage time sign,

There will be four minutes of stoppage time in the first half because of England's three goals.

But at this moment, the referee suddenly blew his whistle, ending the first half of the game.

Before the fourth official put down the sign, he stood on the sidelines and was stunned. He quickly put down the sign and took a look. He thought he had marked the stoppage time as 0 minutes!

In the bewildered eyes of everyone, the referee rushed to the player tunnel and disappeared from everyone's sight.

Looking at the smoke and dust all the way, Vardy couldn't help but feel emotional. It turns out that the referee is an underestimated sprinter. This speed is probably the envy of many professional players.

If you didn't know why the referee ended the game hastily before, but seeing the referee's running style, you probably understand why!

It's not uncommon for referees to urinate during a game to enforce the law, but it's really unheard of on the World Cup, a big stage that attracts worldwide attention.

Sure enough, there is a game that amuses Vardy, and anything can happen!

very strange!

It is obviously the referee's problem, why should it be counted on Vardy?

On the contrary, the players of Trinidad and Tobago are very grateful for the wise decision of the referee. They are behind by a big score, and they don't want to continue to suffer on the court.

But at this time, Vardy is not idle, he also wants to go to the toilet!

After blowing the whistle for a long time, do you think that only the referee is affected, but Vardy himself is not affected?

In the bathroom, Vardy and the referee stared wide-eyed.

The referee looked at Vardy with sad eyes, like a resentful woman, which really made Vardy unbearable.

I looked at the referee as if comforting, I'm holding back too, don't complain!

But with a random glance, Vardy couldn't help but show contempt in his eyes - you are too young!

The referee followed the referee's eyes and collapsed instantly, feeling that he had received 10,000 points of critical damage in his heart.

This is more hateful than Vardy whistled and almost made him incontinent. This is a matter of man's dignity!

Vardy felt that he should stop teasing the referee's fragile heart. If he really caused trouble for himself in the second half, he would be very troubled!

A stunning and bizarre first half made everyone who was not optimistic about England's future collectively lose their voices.

However, at the beginning of the second half, Trinidad and Tobago had already begun to retreat. Knowing that they were not England's opponents, the only thing they could pursue now was to concede as few goals as possible. You know, 3:0 and 7 :1 Although they both lost, they are completely different concepts...

And England also began to control the rhythm under the request of the interim coach. After all, the game has already been won, so there is no need to continue to waste energy.

However, at the last moment of the game, England still scored with a header from a corner kick by Terry, rewriting the score to 4:0.

At the end of the game, the English players hugged each other to celebrate the victory. This big victory really boosted their spirits, allowing England, which was in a precarious situation, to find its way forward and get back on track. Everything is moving in the best direction develop.

Vardy walked towards the referee with a smile, and stretched out his hand in the referee's horrified eyes.

Blowing the whistle to the referee during the game is nothing more than a joke. After all, he and the referee don't have a deep hatred, and it's not even a smile!

Now the game is over, shake hands and show some courtesy!

But the referee's thinking is not so simple.

He firmly felt that Vardy might attack him again!

Thinking about being almost incontinent by Vardy's whistle during the game, I have an urge to feel ashamed and indignant. When have I ever been so embarrassed on the court!

And now that the game is over, Vardy still hasn't let himself go?

On the surface, it looks like he wants to shake hands, but who knows what he is going to do behind the scenes!

Holding his own hand and throwing it over his shoulder?

Or did he smear poison on his hands to kill himself?

Anyway, it won't be a good thing!

Looking at the referee's terrified and cautious eyes, Vardy knew that the referee might have misunderstood himself!

Don't worry, I'm not a nice person!

Pooh!

I am not a robber, I will not do anything to you, after all you are not a princess!

I stretched out my hand, if you don't shake my hand, I will be very embarrassed!

In desperation, Vardy sighed, stretched out his other hand and pulled the referee's hand, and held it together with his own hand, then shook it vigorously, gave the referee a satisfied smile, and then let go and turned around leave.

The TV broadcast screen captured this scene, and the fans almost burst out with joy!

If the referee doesn't shake hands with you, you forcefully pull the referee's hand over to shake hands. This is gangster logic!

"The referee is resistant in his heart, but Vardy is too active, there is no way!"

"Valdy said that if you don't shake my hand, I will continue to blow the whistle. The referee is persuaded, otherwise he can resist!"

"I sympathize with the referees. I advise all referees who enforce Vardy's games to buy accident insurance, or they will not be compensated if they die!"

 …

The referee stood there with a dazed look on his face, with an expression of disbelief.

Vardy didn't do anything to himself!

It turns out that it is useful to pray for God's blessing!

I'm starting to trust God again!

But it seems that Vardy is not so terrible.

He is like a naughty child, trying to attract everyone's attention all the time. This is a typical bear child mentality!

I laughed at myself, the more I thought about it, the more ridiculous I felt, I made such a fuss!

"Hey, Mr. Vardy!"

The referee stopped Vardy from behind.

Vardy turned his head unexpectedly, and found that the referee was looking at him with a smile on his face, which was completely different from the dead father just now.

Those who didn't come were shocked.

No way?

Could it be that he forced the handshake just now and bent the referee?

Otherwise, why did he look at himself with a smile?

Terrible, I want to go home!

"I've always wanted to tell you, but your whistle is really bad!" The referee didn't care about Vardy's expression, but joked with Vardy.

Vardy let out a long breath, as long as you are still normal!

But you are starting to be arrogant at this time, have you forgotten how you almost lost control in the first half?

Besides, I haven't been on "Little Apple" and "Gangnam Style" yet, what are you so proud of!

Of course, jokes are jokes, Vardy still admires this referee very much.

This may be the first referee who understands that he is funny on the court. Vardy feels that he can be a friend with him!

So Vardy turned around and went back, hugging the referee, as if the two were sympathetic to each other.

However, when embracing the referee, Vardy whistled in his ear again...

 …

A big victory brought England in the shadows back into everyone's sight.

Who says England can't do it?

At least so far, there has not been a 4-goal victory in this World Cup, and England has started a bloodbath.

And everyone can see that England, which led by 3 goals in the first 15 minutes, did not play seriously after that. Vardy was busy teasing the referee. digits are entirely possible.

A big victory caused another drastic change in England's odds of winning the championship. No one expected that the Three Lions, who had lost their coach, would show a rare combat effectiveness.

The partner of Vardy and Rooney has thrown away Owen and Crouch by eight roads. When the two dominate England's striker, any opponent may collapse.

Vardy, a supernova, did not disappoint. He is definitely England's biggest contributor to scoring two goals.

So can Vardy win the World Cup Golden Boot after the Premier League Golden Boot and the Champions League Golden Boot, and complete the Golden Boot Triple Crown?

Before the start of the World Cup, Vardy's odds of winning the Golden Boot were actually not high, and he only ranked fourth. Before him, there were German striker Klose, French striker Henry and alien Ronaldo.

Although Vardy has a strong scoring ability, it is generally believed that Vardy is too young and does not have much experience in major competitions, so it is difficult to win the Golden Boot.

After the start of the World Cup, scoring two goals in two games does not seem to be a big deal.

In the first round of the group stage, five players scored twice, which is really amazing.

Klose scored two goals in the opening game, continuing his excellent performance in the national team;

Wanchope, Bravo, Villa, and Maxi Rodriguez all used two goals to put themselves on the scorer list.

Everyone has two goals in one game. Is Vardy proud of two goals in two games?

However, Vardy is not in a hurry, because he knows very well that the overall number of goals scored by the shooters in this World Cup is not high. The Golden Boot Klose only scored five goals, and the rest did not even score four goals. Three goals in a row.

No hurry no hurry!

The good show is yet to come!