I am Vardy

After such a big disturbance in England, everyone is no longer optimistic about the England national team winning the World Cup.

The biggest possibility is to go home directly after the group stage. If you are lucky enough to be able to qualify by relying on your star, you will definitely not live long.

But within the England national team, there is no sign of frustration at all.

The only feeling for the England internationals is that it is dawn.

This famous saying could not be more suitable here.

Originally Eriksson led the team, feeling very depressed, the game played like that, who should bear the blame?

There is no doubt that Eriksson should come!

As the coach of England, the Swedes have never checked their behavior. A series of door incidents almost caught up with entertainment shows, which seriously affected the image of the England national team.

Well, if you have good grades, then it doesn't hurt, at least not a big deal.

But how bad are England's results now!

And you even arrange the formation of troops and arrange the starting lineup completely according to your own preferences, isn't it a bit too much!

Vardy is such an outstanding striker, he can be used as the main force in any of the world's top teams, but in England, you actually put him on the bench to grow hair!

Perhaps except for Owen and Crouch, who were reused by Eriksson, all other players should breathe a sigh of relief.

Although the temporary assistant coach's tactical level is not good, at least he will not be so capricious, and with a more relaxed atmosphere in the team, England may not be able to play wonderful games.

Just like the Italian team that participated in this World Cup in the previous life, they were supposed to be the favorites to win the championship, but they just went through the phone call.

But in the end, it was this underdog who stood on the highest podium and won the Hercules Cup.

Where does this make people reason?

Under the public opinion, England ushered in the second group match against Trinidad and Tobago, the weakest team in the same group.

In the first round of the group stage, although Trinidad and Tobago drew with Sweden, Sweden completely suppressed the Central and North American teams throughout the game.

The audience scored more than 30 feet, but did not exchange for a goal.

At this time, Ibrahimovic was not the super shooter who scored a lot of goals later. If he didn't score the goal, he would not be able to stand up and help the team win in this game.

According to normal analysis, Trinidad and Tobago cannot pose too much threat to England, but now that England is in doubt, many people think that Trinidad and Tobago also has a chance to be upset again.

At the press conference before the game, Beckham said that England's morale is now high and the state is not a problem at all. They will definitely be able to defeat their opponents and lay a good foundation for the promotion of the group.

But Beckham's statement is considered to be a dead duck's mouth.

England is like this, hurry up and go to bed, what else are you talking about?

Trinidad and Tobago was originally afraid of England, but was guided by public opinion, and found that it seemed that they really had a chance to win.

Yes, England is in such a mess, what is there to be afraid of!

The coach can go streaking, one can imagine what fighting power such a team has.

As a result, Trinidad and Tobago swelled, and everyone believed that this game was inevitable.

However, you are so confident, have you asked Vardy?

In the first game, Eriksson was pressed on the bench. After coming off the bench, he saved England again with his own goal. He proved that he is worthy of the title of savior.

And this game was no surprise that the interim coach arranged for the starting list, and his partner was his good friend Rooney.

This is England's strongest striker combination. Even if Rooney has not found his best form, he is better than Crouch, who is nothing but tall.

Will Trinidad and Tobago be considered by England, which is playing the strongest team?

Stop making trouble, finish the game quickly, the wags are waiting for them to have sex, who the hell has the time to waste time with you here.

After the start of the game, Trinidad and Tobago was very excited and wanted to play against England.

Then, they have no more.

The first attack in the opening game was stopped by Vardy with a brutal charge and a deadly shovel, and then Vardy quickly dribbled the ball towards the goal of Trinidad and Tobago, and suddenly picked a pass in the ribs point later.

Rooney, who had a tacit understanding with him for a long time, advanced at high speed and succeeded in anti-offside. He directly hit a volley and the ball flew directly into the net.

Seeing Rooney flying all the way to the side rails, the whole stadium is going crazy!

It's only been less than a minute, England is going against the sky with such a fantastic start!

The England fans were almost crying with excitement. The bad public opinion environment made them very worried about the future of the England team. They were afraid that the Three Lions would go home after the group stage as the reporters said. This was terrible.

But now England are telling everyone with their excellent form that this is just their wishful thinking.

The Trinidad and Tobago team members were also dumbfounded, their faces full of bewilderment!

Didn't I say that you want to be all kinds of depressed and have no fighting spirit!

Didn't you say that you will leave after the group stage!

Didn't you say that you guys who don't have a coach will be kicked into a pile of shit/shit!

Mom, they lied!

I feel extremely injured. Where is this England team that is said to be about to collapse? This is a pack of wolves!

All the people who watched this game and waited for England to gloat after losing the game almost dropped their jaws. Why did England suddenly explode?

Did they get the wrong script?

After Rooney celebrated on the sliding track, he rushed over and hugged Vardy, thanking Vardy for his selfless assist.

What's the best way for a striker to get back into shape?

There is no doubt that it must be a goal!

One goal restores the striker's confidence and brings him back to his best form.

Just now, Vardy could have continued to break through and shoot the ball just now, but Vardy chose to assist him. He knew that Vardy wanted to help himself in this way, so he accepted it!

Well, when the World Cup is over, I will definitely lead Vardy to the big health care, find a plump aunt for Vardy, and spend a wonderful night with Vardy!

If Vardy knew that Rooney wanted to thank himself in this way, then he must regret giving Rooney an assist just now.

Just because you like aunts doesn't mean everyone likes aunts!

When I was 10 years old, I liked a 24-year-old young lady;

When I was 15, I liked a 24-year-old lady;

When I was 18, I still liked the 24-year-old lady;

All my life I only like 24-year-old girls, I am a very dedicated man......

Aunt, I really don't have the blessing to endure it, so you should do it yourself!

The celebration is over and the game is ready to restart.

Vardy stood outside the middle circle, rubbing his chin, but he didn't know where to go.

Trinidad and Tobago are not strong enough. Even if England shows half of their skills, they probably won't be able to stop them.

Isn't this kind of competition the most suitable for teasing!

Well, the dream stage of the World Cup only comes once every four years. If you miss it, you will have to wait for another four years. You must not miss it!

Thinking of this, Vardy smiled, making the defensive players in Trinidad and Tobago next to him creepy.

Of course, the premise is to ensure the victory of the game, which is the basic condition for teasing.

So, in the first half, Trinidad and Tobago had a tragic encounter with Vardy who was full of energy.

In the 9th minute of the first half, Vardy celebrated his goal. The two Trinidad and Tobago were still in shock. After receiving the ball in the middle of the penalty area, they pretended to shoot with their feet.

Vardy's long-range shot is definitely a representative of violent aesthetics. He is more famous and deterrent than all the midfielders who are good at long-range shots.

The Trinidad and Tobago defensive player rushed over to block, but was wiped away by Vardy with ease, and then rushed into the small penalty area and succeeded in pushing.

It was Vardy's second goal at the World Cup and it also gave England a two-goal lead over Trinidad and Tobago.

But before the excitement of the England fans passed, England scored again here.

In the 15 minutes of the first half, Vardy threw a throw-in with a grenade defense and threw it directly into the small penalty area. Trinidad and Tobago's small penalty area was in chaos. A defender accidentally heads the ball into his own goal...

See you again!

But this time Vardy really didn't do it on purpose, who would have thought that the opponent would be so helpful!

In the opening 15 minutes, England had already led Trinidad and Tobago by 3 goals. This is the rhythm of bloodbath!

Tears of happiness from the England fans flowed down. How long has it been since they have seen such a worry-free game?

Having Vardy playing is reassuring. There is no need to worry about scoring goals at all. I will never see the embarrassing scene of not being able to score when playing against a weak team.

Those who watched the game were also dumbfounded. Is this still the unreliable England team?

Maybe it was luck when you scored the first goal, but if you repeat it again and again and score three goals in 15 minutes, you can't attribute it entirely to luck!

Without strong strength as a guarantee, what do you use to score three goals?

Originally thought that Trinidad and Tobago would still have a chance to compete with England, but now they are almost beaten out.

Are you guys still playing in the World Cup?

Hurry home and nurse your child!

Such an England, just ask those strong teams are they afraid?

At least in the face of Trinidad and Tobago, a team with strong strength in Central and North America, no super strong team can guarantee that they can score three goals in 15 minutes.

According to this scoring efficiency, the final score of this game can't reach double digits?

terrible!

It's just that Vardy, who has brought such a big change to England, is basically out of the game at this time!

All right, the overall situation is settled!

Vardy knows that he can start teasing!