I am Vardy

Although Ronaldo and Rooney also joined the ranks of picking up coins, they don't know what Vardy's purpose is?

"Why do you want to pick up coins? It's better to pick up soap!"

Vardy said without raising his head: "I'm collecting evidence, you know? Barcelona is waiting to be punished by UEFA!"

Ronaldo and Rooney raised their heads and looked at Vardy speechlessly. How did your brain circuit grow?

The whole world has seen Barcelona fans throwing coins down. Do you think UEFA dare to cover Barcelona with its eyes open?

You are mentally retarded to this extent, you are discrediting all the teasers!

In fact, Vardy is really not for this little money, he just wants to deliberately disgust Barcelona. After the game is over, he will donate all these coins to community welfare organizations, making Barcelona shameless!

But looking at the coins in the bag, Vardy couldn't help sighing, the Catalans are so stingy!

Euro coins come in eight denominations ranging from 1 cent to 2 euros. Coins with denominations of 1 cent, 2 cents and 5 cents can’t do anything basically, and they are too heavy to put in your pocket.

I thought that very wealthy Catalans threw 2 euro coins down, but I didn't expect that most of them were full of one cent!

The co-authors and you guys are just for throwing money down for change!

Well, mosquito legs are also meat, so don't hold them back!

Of course, there are not only coins on the ground, but also sundries such as key chains, and it's not that there are no local tyrants throwing mobile phones down, but Nokias that seem to be all bricks are really terrific!

Vardy doesn't care so much,

Pull it into the bag all at once, and donate together at that time. At this time, Nokia is still quite valuable!

I go!

You all throw this thing down, I am also drunk!

Vardy held a small bag of Durex in his hand and was speechless. Do you think this thing can kill me?

Ronaldo and Rooney smiled unconscionably when they saw Vardy's embarrassing appearance.

And when the fans in front of the TV saw this scene, they also wanted to spray it.

"Looking at Vardy's weird expression, I think some girls must be unlucky tonight!"

"Quickly see if there is any contact information on Durex, I think this must be the way girls deliberately seduce Vardy!"

"But why do I think he will be a big bearded man?"

"No one should steal my Vardy..."

The referee really couldn't see it anymore. He walked over and asked the three of them to play the game without a word. The whole world is waiting for you. Don't you think it's embarrassing?

Vardy threw the bag on the bench and smashed Brown's face.

Everyone was defeated by Vardy's teasing, and even almost forgot that this was the Champions League final.

But at the beginning of the second half, Vardy gave Barcelona a slap in the face and almost killed Barcelona directly!

Barcelona stormed Manchester United's goal after kick-off, but was intercepted by the Manchester United midfielder, and a long pass hit Barcelona's backcourt, where Vardy and Ronaldo had already started sprinting.

This is Manchester United's standard counterattack routine. The Manchester United fans in the stands shouted frantically, as if a goal could come at any time.

Vardy dribbled the ball unabated and dunked past Oleg and went straight to the penalty area. In front of him, only Valdez seemed to be in a panic.

Who can stop Vardy?

Can you still count on Vardy to think about life?

All Barcelona fans have covered their eyes in despair, not daring to watch the upcoming tragedy.

But at this moment, Vardy suddenly seemed to be blocked by an invisible wall, and slammed into it fiercely. His eyes were in a trance, and his feet began to stir. Finally, Valdez, who was overjoyed, resolved his usual incomprehensible single-handedly.

Everyone was stunned, looking at Vardy in disbelief, what is going to happen with this tease?

I saw Vardy covering his eyes with his hands, as if he was burned by something, and even seemed to be crying?

God, is it a laser pointer?

Manchester United fans booed everywhere, Barcelona is too shameless, all kinds of means are endless.

But the Barcelona fans expressed their innocence, we promise not to use laser pointers!

At this time, the TV broadcast finally captured a picture, which also solved the real reason for Vardy's sudden collapse.

Just behind the Barcelona goal, just when Vardy was about to score a single-handed goal, a fat girl who weighed maybe over 500 pounds and felt so fat that she was about to drip oil suddenly turned around and took off her pants. This horrified scene All of a sudden it burned Vardy's eyes.

It was as if seeing the curtain-like ass of the little Japanese sumo wrestler, Valdy collapsed instantly, and the feeling of vomiting couldn't stop at all. The strong nausea and hot eyes, not to mention single-handedly, both legs were about to cramp.

He really didn't expect that Barcelona fans would use this method to disgust him. If nothing else, he would have sex with a beautiful woman in the future. When this image appeared in his mind, why would he still be hard?

This is the rhythm of ruining one's sexual life!

And as soon as this picture appeared on the TV screen, the director who couldn't react in time had no time to play the mosaic, and the fans watching the game all over the world collapsed in an instant.

Half of the fans rushed to the toilet to vomit, and half of the fans suppressed their vomiting and cursed their mothers. It felt like the whole world rioted.

According to incomplete statistics, after the Champions League final, the global Viagra sales increased by 5 times, and millions of male fans felt that they could not stand up...

Of course, Vardy's sudden collapse is also understood. If it were any one person, I am afraid that there is no way to look directly at this appalling scene.

All of a sudden, this frighteningly fat girl became the hero of Barcelona. Her role alone was equal to Barcelona's entire defense line and goalkeeper.

Yes, the entire Barcelona defense line failed to defend against Manchester United. The goalkeeper Valdez's legs were weak, and they were useless in the face of the sprinting Vardy.

But Fei Mei alone let Vardy's counterattack come to naught, and looking at this embarrassment, I'm afraid she won't be able to fight back in the future.

There was an uproar, such an absurd way to save Barcelona, ​​it feels like the whole world is a lot more funny.

The game was suspended, and the Manchester United players went to the referee to protest that the ball could not be kicked!

If Barcelona are playing like this, what's the point of playing!

The referee was also very helpless. If you want to say that this is definitely not a foul, and he didn't rush into the stadium and run naked, can you control him?

In fact, not to mention Manchester United players, even Barcelona players dare not look at it, it's too hot.

Finally, the game restarted, and Vardy felt that his whole body was on the verge of collapse.

Barcelona is too vicious, seeing that he can't defend himself, he actually insults himself in this way.

What hatred and what resentment?

Are you going to be discriminated against?

I feel like I have received 10,000 points of critical damage in my heart, and I can no longer be mighty.

"You charge forward this time!" Vardy said weakly to Ronaldo.

And what answered him was Ronaldo's head shaking like a rattle.

The fat girl is still behind the Barcelona goal. It is conceivable how she will deal with Vardy the next time Manchester United attacks.

Thinking of the greasy picture that made him want to vomit, Vardy's legs went limp.

Barcelona, ​​Barcelona, ​​how many deadly weapons do you have yet to take out?

Ferguson was also scratching his head. Even at his age, he couldn't stand it, let alone a young man like Vardy?

Vardy gritted his teeth, this is not the first half, there is no chance to switch venues, no matter how fat you are, you have to play!

Taking advantage of the period when Manchester United was disgusted, Barcelona launched a wave of onslaughts. Lowe made several breakthroughs in a row and threatened Manchester United's goal. the busiest people on the planet.

Seeing the increasing pressure in the rear, Vardy knew that he could not continue to sleepwalk, and quietly began to swim near the center line. He aimed at Barcelona midfielder Van Bommel.

Barcelona's usual lineup is 433. At present, the Portuguese midfielder Deco is in charge of Barcelona's rhythm.

Harvey is now just the younger brother next to Deco, but Harvey has just come back from an injury. To be on the safe side, Rijkaard did not send him to play.

The other two midfielders are Dutch star Van Bommel and Brazilian star Edmilson.

Van Bommel has both offense and defense. When he played for PSV Eindhoven, he was the core of the team's midfielder. However, after coming to Barcelona, ​​he knew that his skills could not match others, so he simply concentrated on defense.

At least for now, he is definitely the weakest link in Barcelona's midfield, and the link most likely to be used by Vardy.

Deco passes the ball to Van Bommel, and Van Bommel usually doesn't let the football stay under his feet. He always plays the ball very quickly. Vardy is waiting, waiting for an opportunity for him to hit a hit.

He gave Ronaldo a look, Ronaldo understood in seconds, and rushed to Deco who was holding the ball. As a teammate of the national team, Ronaldo is still very familiar with Deco.

At the same time, Scholes behind him also rushed towards Edmilson, intending to kill Deco's passing point.

When Deco had no way to pass forward, he could only return to his senses and pass the ball to Van Bommel who was lagging behind, and then ran quickly, ready to respond.

But at this moment, no one expected that Vardy leapt out like a cheetah and came from the side. Amidst the exclamation of everyone, a deadly shovel directly broke the ball under Van Bommel's feet. .

This change caught Barcelona off guard. Deco and Edmilson were stunned for a moment before going to grab the ball. As for Van Bommel, he was directly brought down by Vardy, and he had no chance to fight back.

Vardy jumped up from the ground, ignoring the grass clippings on his buttocks, and ran forward desperately. Scholes got the ball first, and without waiting, he kicked straight in front of Vardy. Like a knife through Manchester United's two central defenders.

Amidst the shouts of the Manchester United fans, Vardy spared the closing of the two central defenders and caught up with the ball to form a single-handed trend. When the two central defenders wanted to turn around and chase, they found that Vardy had already dribbled the ball in. After leaving the restricted area, I can only sigh in vain.

fat girl!

fat girl!

At this time, we can only rely on the fat girl to stop Vardy!

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