I am Vardy

Chapter 320: Normal Funny Version of Vardy

Vardy's performance in the first half made people dumbfounded. This is a new trick and a new height!

Ferguson looked at Vardy who was having a good time, and he no longer knew how to express his inner feelings.

Although he knows that Vardy's small skills are good, but usually Vardy rarely has the opportunity to perform on the court. A high counterattack can get the job done. Do you need to go back and forth for a long time?

But today, Vardy doesn't do anything else, he just fights against Ronaldinho. This little skill is thrown out like a street performer who doesn't need money.

Although there is a problem with the strategic situation of both sides, Manchester United does not have many chances to counterattack when Barcelona is not fully attacking, but such a Vardy is too abnormal!

It seems that there is an extra Ronaldinho in the Manchester United team, and it is an enhanced version of Ronaldinho. The confrontation between the two teams has become a confrontation between Ronaldinho and the enhanced version of Ronaldinho.

Here Ronaldinho made a surprise attack on the side, and Vardy immediately retaliated, making many side attacks;

Here Ronaldinho flicked the ox's tail, and Vardy swung the ox's tail until it was hairless...

I feel that this style of painting is so inconsistent!

Ferguson didn't even know whether he should be happy or angry.

The technical ability shown by Vardy is amazing, and it even feels more like the energy of the court than Ronaldinho. Logically, it should be praised.

But this is the final of the UEFA Champions League, you don't do anything else, you specialize in showing off your skills, and you don't kill him much.

Anyway, at the end of the first half, Ferguson didn't give Vardy any good looks.

The two teams drew in a strange situation,

It seems that this is not a Champions League final for the highest honor, but a friendly match or an exhibition match.

How is Ronaldinho feeling now?

Would you like to say something about mmp?

And how do those Spanish media reporters feel?

Perhaps only their thick skin can make them continue to interview after the game as if nothing had happened!

When he walked back to the locker room, Ronaldinho looked at Vardy with serious eyes. He naturally knew how difficult his stunt was, but Vardy used it as if it was effortless, and felt more coquettish than himself , This feeling is really unpleasant.

And Vardy is receiving the attention of his teammates at this time. Everyone seems to know him for the first day. Their eyes are full of wonder and curiosity, and a large part of it is incredible, as if he came to Manchester United to report on the first day.

"If you said you were Vardy, I wouldn't believe it!"

"Pick off your skin quickly, and I'll see who it is!"

"Teach me how to flick the ox's tail later, it's so handsome!"

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Although they failed to lead Barcelona, ​​Manchester United gave the high-ranking Barcelona a slap in the face.

You are not the only ones who can play samba football. Let’s see, Vardy is even better than Ronaldinho today. What else can you say?

It's just that Vardy doesn't seem to be as excited as his teammates. In fact, in his opinion, he has nothing to be proud of cheating.

Using Ronaldinho's possession card and using Ronaldinho's stunts on the court is just to slap the Spanish reporter in the face. If he really wants to use Ronaldinho's skills to defeat Barcelona, ​​it is really meaningless.

In fact, I and Ronaldinho are almost completely two extreme styles. I use Ronaldinho's possession card, which may not be suitable for Manchester United's tactical system. It seems that in the first half, I passed so sharply that I did not help Manchester United. Are you ahead?

If he wants to beat Barcelona, ​​he has to rely on his true strength. In his opinion, he is more suitable for Manchester United's tactical system.

What Barcelona is afraid of is not Ronaldinho's omnipotence, but his own fearless sprint.

What should be played is over, the second half depends on my own swing!

"Vardy in the first half was by no means a normal Vardy. He proved that he can also play sexy football like Ronaldinho with his ability better than Ronaldinho. But the problem is that Manchester United may not need Ronaldinho's gorgeousness. , football is not a sport that judges victory by brilliance!"

"So, in the second half, can Vardy return to the real threatening Vardy?"

"Let me wait and see!"

At halftime, the guest commentator exposed the essence in one word.

And Manchester United fans also woke up like a dream.

Yes, Manchester United does not need Ronaldinho.

No matter how gorgeous Ronaldinho's style of play is, no matter how dominant he is, it is not suitable for Manchester United or it is not suitable for Manchester United.

What Manchester United needs now is Vardy who can pierce the opponent's defense like a sharp knife at any time. What Manchester United needs is victory in the game. Under this premise, everything is not important.

When Vardy played in the second half, it felt completely different from the first half. Now, it is his true self.

The wind of the Stade de France in Paris blows by the ears, as if it brought the BGM of "Superstar in Chaos" when Young and Dangerous appeared on the stage, the passion is surging, and people can't help but feel excited.

Facing the voice of the fans, Vardy opened his arms, as if absorbing all the energy from the fans.

However, the Manchester United teammates were very unhappy with Vardy's stinky fart that was concave when he said nothing. Ferdinand rushed over to Vardy's chrysanthemum with a smirk, which was a powerful millennium kill. go.

With a groan, Vardy seemed to feel the pain that the whole world brought to him.

Turning his head and glaring at Ferdinand, the murderer, Vardy slammed his feet on the ground, started up instantly, and rushed towards Ferdinand. If he didn't teach Ferdinand a lesson that he would never forget, he thought he was a bully!

Everyone has seen Vardy's unparalleled explosive power, and some people have even begun to observe a moment of silence for Ferdinand.

But in the next second, everything came to an abrupt end, and only a crow flew by in the sky, bringing a row of speechless ellipses.

Vardy stepped on the ground too hard, his feet slipped, he fell directly on the ground, and threw a dog to eat shit, as embarrassing as he could be.

This sudden turn of events made everyone dumbfounded and laughed instantly.

This is the right style of painting!

This should be the normal appearance of teasing Vardy.

That Vardy in the first half was absolutely fake!

That Vardy is gorgeous, but there is no way to bring goals and victories, so he is useless!

Now, the normal funny version of Vardy is finally back!

Manchester United fans are relieved!

Wait for Vardy to go crazy!

And the Barcelona fans here suddenly felt that something was going to happen. They were really afraid that Vardy would fight back desperately, and the concubine's defense line couldn't defend it!

So a burst of boos came without warning. It sounded like they were booing to a few Manchester United players, but in fact they were booing to Vardy.

As long as Vardy can be frightened, Vardy's legs are weak and he can't run in the counterattack, so Barcelona will win.

But the question is, is Vardy afraid of their boos?

It is recognized in Europe that the devil's home games are the Bundesliga and Turkey. English is not as good as the two, but not too much inferior. As for La Liga, it is not as good as English!

Zaiying is used to hearing the boos and cursing of those football hooligans. For Barcelona fans, this is nothing more than pediatrics. Vardy can even listen to it as background music.

Looking at the relaxed expression on Vardy's face, he was not affected at all.

The Barcelona fans were even more upset. It happened that Vardy was talking to Ronaldo in front of the bench, so the Barcelona fans took out coins and the like from their pockets and threw them directly at Vardy.

It was really like rain. Although it couldn't hit Vardy, it slammed the ceiling of the bench, as if countless couples were playing field battles here.

Everyone was taken aback by the sudden rain of coins. The officials of the Barcelona club were livid. This kind of behavior that is close to stadium violence will definitely be punished by UEFA after the game. Barcelona fans are spreading hatred for the team!

After this wave of coin rain passed, Vardy's eyes lit up looking at the coins and other sundries all over the floor.

I told you not to throw things around, you will pollute the environment.

What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit the children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants...

That being the case, I will reluctantly accept it for you!

In the surprised eyes of everyone, Vardy unexpectedly got a plastic bag from nowhere, walked to the middle of the coins, squatted on the ground and began to pick up the coins in the bag.

The fans in the stands were dumbfounded, and so were the fans in front of the TV, dumbfounded, what is Vardy going to do?

Are you so poor?

Don't play the game, why squat on the ground to pick up coins?

Manchester United owe you wages?

But looking at the glittering coins all over the floor, fans feel that the profession of scavenging earns more than playing football.

There was a saying a long time ago that Rich Bill Gates would not pick up the 100 dollars on the ground, because he made far more money than 100 dollars because of his bending.

So what about Vardy?

Vardy's weekly salary is around 6 pounds, and he is in his early 3s after tax. On average, it is less than 3 pounds per minute, which is less than 5 euros.

You can see the unicorn arm when Vardy picks up coins now, let alone 5 euros a minute, picking up 50 euros is easy and enjoyable.

Ten times his own salary, it seems that it is not surprising that Vardy went to pick up money!

Of course, this is just a joke, no star will be short of such a small amount of money, even ordinary players in the British Championship will not do this!

Therefore, this is just Vardy's funny behavior. As for his ultimate purpose of picking up money, no one knows yet.

Barcelona fans booed everywhere, but this will not affect Vardy's mood in the slightest.

Although Ronaldo and Rooney didn't know what Vardy wanted to do, they adhered to the concept of good brothers going together if they had something to do, or they couldn't bear Vardy's own limelight, so the two rushed over and started picking up coins on the ground.

This is more like poking a hornet's nest, and all the fans watching this game are about to boil.

"Son, don't even think about being a professional player in the future, just give them to the poor!"

"The cleaners at the Stade de France must be very troubled, because the Manchester United trident has robbed them of their work and their chance to earn extra money!"

"Barcelona fans actually used this method to bribe Manchester United players, and it succeeded. I think Manchester United will hang in this game!"

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