I am Vardy

It is by no means the end for Ronaldo to bask in Vardy's shoulders. It is impossible for Vardy to freeze it forever in such an embarrassing situation.

He asked Ferdinand for a bottle of water, opened his mouth gently, poured a little on his hand, and then wiped it directly on the clothes under his shoulders.

The part of the red Manchester United jersey was soaked by who was very obvious, and a large piece of water stains was clearly visible.

Not many people in the stands noticed this scene. Even if they saw it, they might not know what Vardy was doing.

Maybe it's too hot, Vardy wants to cool off!

But the fans in front of the TV could see it clearly. From Vardy's mysterious smile, everyone had vaguely guessed what Vardy was going to do, and they all stared at the screen expectantly.

The director is very good, he didn't cut the screen to the game at all, and kept putting it on Vardy and Ronaldo.

After doing all this, Vardy tidied his hair, brewed his emotions, and suddenly burst out pretending to be very annoyed, and grabbed Ronaldo with all his strength and shook him.

Cristiano Ronaldo was dreaming, and was suddenly stunned by Vardy's strong shaking, and opened his eyes in a daze, sleepy, completely unaware of what happened, and even in a trance, he didn't know where he was!

"Look at what you've done!" Vardy's face was ferocious, and his saliva was about to spray on Ronaldo's face.

Ronaldo suffered a critical attack in his sleep, especially when he opened his eyes and saw a tomato attacking him, one can imagine how panicked he was!

Breaking out in a cold sweat, Ronaldo finally woke up.

"Why did I fall asleep?" I was at a loss, as if the previous paragraph had been erased from memory.

Vardy grabbed Ronaldo by the collar and roared with a ferocious expression: "Are you still pretending to me here? Look at what you have done!"

Speaking, Vardy pointed to his soaked jersey.

Ronaldo followed Vardy's fingers and saw the clear water stains, but he didn't react immediately, he was silent for a while, and after a few seconds, his brain started to work.

"Just now I seemed to fall asleep with my pillow on this guy's shoulder. Looking at the location of the water stains, could it be the saliva left by me?" Ronaldo turned pale in shock, thinking of a very scary possibility.

This is no ordinary embarrassment,

The president who has always regarded himself as an idol has been very concerned about his image since he was a child.

But now, he actually drools on other people's clothes in public, where is his old face?

At this moment, he really wanted to find a piece of tofu and kill him!

Looking at the furious Vardy and thinking of those fans with playful expressions, Ronaldo blushed and felt ashamed.

And the fans who watched the broadcast in front of the TV really exploded. Such a good show made them unable to calm down at all.

Vardy spoofed Ronaldo, got water on his jersey, and then framed it for Ronaldo. His acting skills exploded, and Ronaldo collapsed.

"Oscar owes Vardy a trophy!"

"Seeing Ronaldo's embarrassing and embarrassing appearance, I really feel sorry for him!"

"I just want to know, if Ronaldo knows the truth, will he fight Vardy desperately?"

"It's not possible to work hard, but I think breaking up is for sure!"

Ronaldo felt that there was no way to raise his head to meet people. Until the end of the game, he buried his head like an ostrich, not daring to face other people's eyes.

Vardy was very happy, watching the future domineering president being treated like a little wife in front of him, let alone the sense of accomplishment in his heart.

Well, Ozil will no longer need to be called the little daughter-in-law, this nickname will belong to Ronaldo from now on.

In the end, Manchester United beat their opponents by one goal in the away game and successfully broke into the Champions League group stage of this season.

Vardy didn't get a minute of playing time in these two qualifying matches. Although he knew that playing in such a game was really overkill, he still felt uncomfortable psychologically.

In the following Champions League qualifiers, I will kill the Quartet!

In fact, Vardy remembers that this season, Manchester United failed to stand out from the Champions League group stage. There were many internal problems in the team. Under the siege of several hungry wolves in the group stage, they died honorably and were gnawed to the bone. !

That night, the UEFA Champions League group stage draw ceremony was held, and the players watched the whole process in the hotel.

At the moment when the result was announced, the faces of the Manchester United players were filled with relaxed expressions. In their view, none of the three opponents in the group could pose a threat to them.

Villarreal, Benfica and Lille, these are the three opponents of Manchester United in the group stage.

There are no giants, no traditional strong teams in the five major leagues, it seems that UEFA wants to recommend Manchester United.

Seeing the excitement of his teammates as if they had already appeared in a group, Vardy was really speechless.

Although it seems that the three teams are not a big threat, if the result remains the same as in the previous life, then the biggest possibility for Manchester United is to go home in disgrace after the group stage.

This season's yellow submarine is by no means an easy one. The classical master Riquelme is leading the team. Next to him is the midfield solution of the Spanish national team, Senna. On the forward line, there is the European Golden Boot Fran, who is trained by Peigong. It is no accident that they finally reached the semi-finals of the Champions League.

Benfica has won the Champions League as many times as Manchester United, and has the same profound background, and Benfica's strength should not be underestimated. In the previous season, they beat Manchester United to qualify for the group and kicked the Red Devils home.

Of course, Lille is not a hard bone. Sadly, Manchester United, which has internal and external troubles, did not take much advantage of them.

So Manchester United is a little poor and happy, obviously they haven't despised everyone's strength yet.

In fact, Vardy feels that there are actually many reasons for Manchester United's poor performance this season.

First of all, the taking over of the Glazer family has caused people to be excited. Everyone is worried about the future, and it is difficult to devote all their energy to the game;

There is little investment in the transfer market, and signings are unfavorable. When others are waving money and buying people frantically, it is obvious that Manchester United's transfer operations are criticized;

Another very important factor is that Keane and the team broke up in the middle of the season, and Manchester United's spiritual leader collapsed, which definitely brought not only a loss of performance, but also a mental breakdown;

Of course, there may be various other reasons, and the final conclusion is that Manchester United's failure is not an accident.

If you can't recognize yourself and overestimate yourself, then Manchester United may still follow the old path of the previous life, which Vardy knows well.

Perhaps the only variable is Vardy. Compared with Manchester United's previous life, the only difference is that they have a Vardy.

So, can I bring Manchester United out of the trough?