I am Vardy

In the second round of the Champions League qualifying round, Manchester United challenged Debreson away.

Winning the opponent at home has lost suspense in the away game. Naturally, Ferguson will not send all the main players to waste energy, so although Vardy and other main players went to the away game with the team, the most likely result is to sit on the bench and watch the whole game Contest.

When warming up, Vardy couldn't stay idle again.

The teammates were warming up to pass the ball, passing it, and found that Vardy was gone!

I'll go, this guy didn't have a sudden urgency and ran to pee again, right?

This funny comparison has a criminal record!

The teammates didn't bother to pay attention to it and continued to warm up.

But waiting and waiting, Vardy still didn't show up, as if he had completely disappeared.

The teammates muttered, although what happened to Vardy is not worth making a fuss about, but now why is a big living person suddenly gone?

At this moment, there was a burst of laughter in the stands, which made the warm-up players on both sides baffled.

Looking around, everyone finally found something unusual.

Debreson's home field is not a professional football field. There is a runway outside the turf. Security personnel wear uniforms and carry shields to patrol around the runway so that they can control the situation in case of emergencies.

The neat queue, the mighty pace, the heroic spirit.

But there seems to be something strange inserted at the end of the queue?

Wearing a Manchester United jersey, No. 12 on the back, a tomato hairstyle, walking as neatly as a security guard, with a bright smile and a grin to the back of his head

What the hell is this?

Everyone kneels down to Vardy!

A little inattentive, he ran to tease him, and this time he got into the security team.

Enough is enough!

By the way, even if you are funny, change the occasion, okay? Among other things, do you think you look like a security guard?

Even if you put on a security suit and a shield, you don't look like that at all, okay?

Everyone is a strong man with five big and three thick muscles,

You are skinny and small, in the team, just like a chicken.

Excuse me, did you go out for a walk with the mother chicken?

The security team hadn't discovered that alien species had been mixed into their team at this time, and they couldn't help being overjoyed when they found that everyone was focusing their eyes on them.

Although they are all on the field, everyone's attention has always been on the players, and no one has ever cared about them, the security personnel, which is very sad!

Did everyone realize today that they know the hard work of those behind the scenes?

At that moment, everyone couldn't help but burst into tears!

But before their tears cleared, the leader in front suddenly found Vardy who was hanging at the end and followed "one two one", and he was in a bad mood in an instant!

The leader suddenly stopped without saying hello, the people behind couldn't react at all, and the shield in his hand went straight up, and this is not over, this is obviously a chain reaction, the back hits the front , the back, the back, and the back, the whole team was knocked upside down, and everyone grinned in pain.

Oh, only the person in front of Vardy is fine, because Vardy doesn't have a shield in his hand!

Seeing that he might be in trouble, Vardy felt that he should dodge, so he quickly fled away, leaving behind a whole lot of confused security guards.

Ferguson shook his head helplessly. He really had nothing to do with Vardy, or in other words, even if there was a way, he didn't want to take care of it.

Originally, he was worried that the home team would put their lives to the test and fight Manchester United at home, but Manchester United's substitute players might not be able to withstand it.

But now that Vardy is doing this, no matter how high-minded the home team is, it is probably lost

He finally knew the real usefulness of Vardy's jokes.

At first he wondered why the fellow Moyes didn't train Vardy, but now it seems that Moyes already knows it well.

Manchester United's teammates were originally shocked by Vardy's funny comparisons, but after Vardy came to Manchester United, he actually restrained a lot, so that everyone is about to forget this.

And the scene just now really made the Manchester United players feel like they were clearing away the clouds and mist. Watching Vardy funny at close range, it turned out to be such a shocking thing!

"Aren't you afraid that the home security will beat you?" Ronaldo asked helplessly.

Vardy spread his hands, shrugged, and said indifferently: "You will know after you try it!"

Ronaldo shook his head hastily, saying that he didn't dare to try, he didn't want to be beaten to death.

After the game started, Vardy and Ronaldo sat on the bench and became bored again.

There is no way, no matter how lively it is to watch off the court, it is not as good as playing on the court.

Although Manchester United is a substitute lineup, they still play against the home team, and they don't save face at all because they are the masters.

At the end of the first half, Manchester United led by one goal, and it was Fletcher who scored.

The suspense was killed early, and Vardy knew that he might not have a chance to play in the second half.

Sitting next to him, Ronaldo couldn't help covering his mouth and yawning. This game is so boring!

Vardy suddenly had an idea, since Ronaldo has already yawned, wouldn't it be interesting to throw him a sleep card?

Thinking of this, Vardy went directly into the system and took out a sleep card, which he used on Ronaldo.

The feeling was similar to the last time when he was teased and stuck on his upper body. Ronaldo shuddered again, feeling as if he had been eroded by something.

Before he could think carefully, his eyelids felt heavy and dizzy, and he quickly closed his eyes

Vardy was shocked. He really didn't expect the sleep card to be so powerful. Almost in the blink of an eye, Ronaldo was snotted from sleep.

Ronaldo slowly fell to his side, with his head resting directly on Vardy's shoulder, subconsciously, using this fulcrum, he fell asleep.

Now Vardy is very embarrassed, and the posture of the two is a bit ambiguous, which is definitely not what Vardy wants.

If there is a goddess beside him, then Vardy will feel very happy;

But with Ronaldo by my side, forget it

Just about to push Ronaldo away violently, Vardy suddenly stopped in the blink of an eye.

After thinking about it, Vardy came up with an idea.

It seems that pranking Ronaldo is not bad, let him realize from his heart that he is a joker, is it better than forcefully indoctrinating him?

At this time, the TV broadcast camera suddenly swept across the Manchester United bench, and the scene of Ronaldo sleeping on Vardy's shoulder with a happy expression on his face directly blew up the fans.

"Sure enough, the two of them are still together!"

"Valdy is really capable. He has already settled Ronaldo after only a few days since he came here. He has a great way to flirt with girls!"

"I feel sorry for Lu Pang for a few minutes. I haven't won Ronaldo for a season, but Vardy has the upper hand!"

"Replace Ronaldo with me. I also want to sleep on Vardy's shoulder with a happy face. Or replace Vardy with me. I also want Ronaldo to sleep with my shoulder. It's so tangled!"