I am Vardy

Rooney is recuperating at home, although the injury is a bit embarrassing.

But Vardy and the president are miserable. Although Manchester United's schedule is not too dense now, and there are people available as forwards, it will not affect the results, but their behavior was still severely punished by Ferguson. Ross pleaded, it is estimated that the two will go to the reserve team!

Even so, for a week, Ferguson didn't give them two good looks.

What is even more speechless is that the paparazzi took pictures of the three of them going to the hospital together, and then there were all sorts of scandals.

Tabloids have no bottom line, and dare to release any kind of news, as long as they can attract people's attention.

"Manchester United's trident team has a chaotic triangle relationship. The game was too exciting. Rooney was ruined. He went to the hospital for medical treatment. After examination, he may not be able to lift for life!"

"The Manchester United tridents are crazy about a woman, until the woman is pregnant, the three of them accompany her for a check-up late at night!"

"Rooney was dissatisfied with Vardy's caring for Ronaldo, and because of his love, he went to the hospital for a sex reassignment operation, and the operation was successful!"

The three of them suddenly changed from good friends to an indescribable relationship!

And this is exactly what everyone likes to watch the most. The men just laughed it off, and the rotten girls in the rotten country were very happy, and they had something to chase again!

When Vardy and the president went to Lu Fat's house to see him, if Luni Dingding was not injured, it is estimated that the young boxer would have two KO strikes.

"I really believe that Nima's lapel was changed to a round collar. It's so fucking circumcised. I should have put you two on the operating table if I knew it!" Rooney said to the two angrily.

The president shrugged, and said with a nonchalant expression: "I don't have lapels!"

"It's not about the lapel and crew neck. Believe me, I'll just tear the whole dress up!" Rooney raised his eyebrows and raised his head.

Ronaldo retreated in an instant. He understood what Rooney meant. For the sake of a happy life in the future, he felt that it would be better for him not to continue teasing Rooney.

Vardy ignored the bickering between the two, and walked into the kitchen with the bag.

Rooney is very curious. When people come to visit others, they either bring flowers or fruits. This shows their heart, but what will Vardy bring?

So Lu Fat followed into the kitchen,

He turned over the bag that Vardy brought over.

"Oyster leek okra" Rooney muttered while his head was on fire!

After he finished reading, his face was already livid, and he couldn't help but fight Vardy directly.

What made him even more hateful was Vardy's harmless face.

"These are great supplements, you must eat them!" Vardy said with a smile.

With a dark face, Rooney gritted his teeth and said, "Are you going to let me open the line after eating?"

Yes, after eating these things, my penis swells, so it's no wonder it doesn't open!

Vardy and Ronaldo couldn't bear it anymore, they covered their stomachs and started laughing.

In the end, before Rooney broke out, the two escaped successfully and clapped their hands to celebrate!

Vardy helped Van Nistelrooy indirectly. Ferguson originally planned to play Vardy and Rooney together in the next game, but now he can only let Van Nistelrooy play.

The opponent in the second round of the league is Aston Villa, and Manchester United at home has a good chance of winning.

In less than five minutes of the opening, Vardy assisted Van Nistelrooy to score a goal.

And ten minutes later, it was Vardy again, who took the ball from the side to the center, and suddenly sent a through ball from the ribs, and Ronaldo scored.

A perfect start, Manchester United is already two goals ahead!

It was Jamie Vardy's debut at Old Trafford and it took him just 15 minutes to conquer the demanding Manchester United fans and one more goal would make the game perfect!

However, after securing the victory, Vardy's mind was not on scoring goals, but on the president.

Ronaldo showed his domineering aura after scoring a goal, and he was so aggressive that the fans couldn't help but worship him.

How can this be?

The president is the first teaser missionary target scheduled by Vardy!

At this time, shouldn't it be funny?

It seems that my missionary skills are not deep enough, not as professional as the magic sticks!

Well, it can only rely on the system.

So, Vardy took out the evil thing from the system——

beep! Funny card!

Get in the car!

The teaser card that Vardy took out is one of the strange things opened in the system update gift package. Its function is to make the target be shrouded in the light of the god of teasing for a certain period of time, and start to tease involuntarily.

Needless to say, Vardy hit the teaser card directly on Ronaldo's head.

Ronaldo shuddered instantly, feeling as if something was wrong, but he didn't notice it!

Vardy smiled secretly, it's time to watch the show!

Although the system is unreliable and cheating, the products produced by the system must be high-quality goods, which has already been proved.

Then Vardy focused his attention on Ronaldo, and that eager expression made Ronaldo feel like he was sitting on pins and needles.

Five minutes passed. Apart from being a little nervous, Ronaldo didn't seem to have any abnormality at all. Not to mention funny, he didn't even pretend to be aggressive!

Vardy wondered, why did the system fail?

Or is it that I have not used it for such a long time and the shelf life has expired?

Just when Vardy was puzzled, Ronaldo received the ball from the right and broke through, stepped on a bicycle, arranged flowers, and all kinds of fancy fake moves emerged one after another like playing streetball, shaking the opponent's defensive players a bit lost.

But when everyone was fascinated by watching, the president suddenly accidentally tripped over the ball and fell on his back.

The opponent's defensive player was stunned. Is this a big gift for me?

Then he took the ball and left, leaving Ronaldo sitting on the ground in a daze.

I did this kind of movement a hundred times in training and succeeded a hundred times. Why did I make a mistake on the field?

The Manchester United fans in the stands let out good-natured laughter, and Ronaldo's performance was wonderful.

Only then did Vardy feel relieved, it seems that the system is still powerful!

Then Ronaldo was really unlucky——

Itchy back, Ronaldo changed into a strange gorilla pose in order to scratch his back;

The little brother was itchy, Ronaldo secretly scratched it a few times to relieve the itching, but he was still caught and caught;

Walking on the lawn, his left foot tripped over his right foot and fell into a twist. Ronaldo's expression was still confused during the fall;

Going to the sidelines to drink water, just unscrewed the bottle cap, Fu Ling was so excited, Ronaldo didn't raise his head to drink, but squeezed water into his mouth from a long distance to drink, but he didn't drink the water, but squeezed his face;

In just ten minutes, Ronaldo has become the most attention-grabbing focus on the court. Whenever the camera is on him, there must be bursts of laughter.

Vardy is very happy, that's right!

However, he was a little puzzled. It didn't feel like a funny card, but a bit like a bad luck card. Anyway, Ronaldo suffered a lot!