I am Vardy

As soon as the second half started, Vardy quickly rushed to another victory, helping Manchester United lead Everton by two goals.

Everton fans really can't hate Vardy, the Manchester United player who stabbed Everton twice, so they can only cry silently in their hearts.

By the 70th minute of the game, Vardy was replaced by Alan Smith, and he once again received applause from the fans.

In the end, Manchester United defeated Everton with two goals scored by Vardy to kill the old owner, and took all three points in the away game.

This game is actually Vardy's official debut at Manchester United. Fans want to know whether Vardy, who returned to Manchester United, can continue his outstanding performance last season. Facts have proved that Vardy came to Manchester United, still the same Supernova!

It's just that the only regret is that Vardy hasn't had the opportunity to show his funny side, and even if he did, he was only passive.

With these two goals, Vardy's position has almost been stabilized. As for who to partner with Vardy, it is a question that needs to be considered by Ferguson.

In fact, Manchester United's problems this season are obvious. As Keane ages, Manchester United's midfield has gradually become unbalanced. Facing Chelsea, other positions are fine, and the midfielder can't handle it first.

Those who win the midfield win the world, although it may not be the truth, but to a certain extent it is a portrayal of football tactics.

Ferguson is considering training Alan Smith to play as a defensive midfielder. He runs tirelessly, dares to fight and fight hard, and also has the impact of a forward. He has no problem with the ball at his feet. He is a proper midfielder and has been trained properly. , can completely become Keane's successor

When the team regrouped, Vardy and his teammates appeared on the training ground again.

Rouni and the president looked at Vardy, and there seemed to be some elements of jealousy in it.

This is also impossible.

When the president first joined Manchester United, although he was a Portuguese genius, let alone his debut, it is very difficult to score two goals in a game now;

This is especially true for Rooney, who joined with a sky-high transfer fee and England's future name, and his performance can only be said to be at a normal level, far less amazing than Vardy's debut.

The key is that the three of them are about the same age. The president in 1985, Rooney in 1986, and Vardy in 1987 are all more eye-catching than them, which makes them embarrassing.

But after Vardy promised to find a tender model for each of them,

The jealous look disappeared instantly.

During the training break, Vardy went to the toilet with President Rouni. When it was convenient, Vardy suddenly remembered something and glanced sideways at Luni Dingding.

Rooney shuddered, feeling murderous, and almost peed on his hand.

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen such a big one? Are you inferior?" Rooney said, poking his neck and pretending to be strong.

Before Vardy could speak, the president next to him gave Lu Pang a look of extreme contempt.

"You're right to say you haven't seen one, because I've never seen one this small, since I was ten years old!"

The president's divine contempt made Rooney want to turn the gun around and pee all over him.

Vardy smiled and deeply agreed with the president's words.

In his previous life, Lu Pang was exposed to whoring and prostitution scandals several times. When those prostitutes vividly described the whole process to the tabloid reporters, they would first give Luni a definition-a fast gunner!

What made Lu Fatty feel ashamed the most was that there was a woman who later served Balotelli, and then used her personal experience to compare the two people together, and the conclusion was that Balotelli's bed skills were perfect for Rooney.

The scandal can be put aside first, it will be too embarrassing later, this is a matter of a man's dignity!

So Rooney has been unable to hold his head up.

Why did Vardy take a special look at it just now, just to confirm.

Now, he finally knows the answer!

——The leather of this bag is too long!

Didn't your father tell you?

Didn't your father take you to the hospital for surgery?

This is a poor child!

Fatty Lu and the president were still bickering over who was older and who was younger.

Vardy walked over, patted Lu Pang on the shoulder, and signaled him to stop first.

"Why are you photographing me?" Rooney turned his head, gave Vardy a sideways glance, and said angrily, "Do you want to compare our size with us?"

Vardy curled his lips and was defeated by this middle school boy!

Sighing, Vardy said to Rooney in a very subtle way: "You should change the lapel to a round neck, so that all problems will be gone!"

Rooney was taken aback, and immediately touched the collar of the jersey, but didn't realize what Vardy meant.

"Changing the lapel to a round neck? My jersey is a round neck! What do you mean?"

The president next to him understood it in seconds, and couldn't hold back the puff, and sprayed it out, laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe.

Thumbs up to Vardy, "Your metaphor is so vivid, I think he should change it!"

Vardy nodded, accepting the president's compliment calmly.

Lu Fat was at a loss, and had no idea what the two people in front of him were talking about, so strange!

Vardy patted Rooney on the shoulder again, "You don't have to worry about it, we will take you there after the training is over!"

Rooney nodded half-understood. If he wanted to say that he didn't know, it would be a bit embarrassing, so he could only pretend to understand.

"Well, Jamie must take himself to a professional tailor shop to get him a handsome suit, a customized version, it must be like this!" Rooney told himself in his heart!

After the training, Vardy and the president took Rooney straight to Manchester Royal Hospital, without giving Rooney a chance to repent, and pushed him into the operating room.

Fifteen minutes later, the uncomplicated circumcision operation was completed, and a brand new Rooney was born!

Lu Pang Ding Ding's confession: Without a hat, it's really a lot easier.

Of course, this is just Vardy's imagination, the actual Rooney is very haggard

Seeing Rooney walking carefully, Vardy felt inexplicably relieved!

"Please note, just go home and rest for one to two weeks, be careful not to get infected, and don't worry about edema, it will disappear slowly, but don't have sex within a month, you must pay attention to this! "

Before leaving, the doctor exhorted Rooney with a bitter face.

At this sentence, the three of them were dumbfounded.

What Rooney thought was: Nima, I can't have sex or live for a month, isn't this suffocating me to death!

What Ronaldo thinks is: Nima, you have caused trouble. One to two weeks to recover, which means that Rooney will not be able to play during this period. If Ferguson knows that they brought Rooney for surgery, he still has to kill them!

And what Vardy thought was: What about Manchester Royal Hospital? Such a small operation will take two weeks to recover. If I walk in minutes at the big iron stick hospital in my big sky, I will go to work the next day.