I am Vardy

"Brother, I really knelt down for you. You actually went to pee while you were kicking the ball. How bad is your prostate?"

Carsley said to Vardy with an exaggerated expression.

Although Vardy was relieved, he also felt embarrassed in the face of tens of thousands of people who looked at him with surprise and contempt and ridicule.

Everton fans despise him for having nothing to do with anything else, just because he is so funny.

Just when Vardy felt a little ashamed, the referee suddenly came over and directly showed him a yellow card!

Well, he didn't say hello in the middle of the game, and ran to pee. A yellow card is really showing mercy!

Vardy accepted the punishment humbly, let this yellow card take away his embarrassment!

There was a lot of booing in the stands, all directed at the referee!

Our own players, if we want to laugh at him, we can laugh at him, that's okay, but you can't give a yellow card!

People have three urgencies, so it’s okay. When you don’t hold your urine?

How inhumane!

The game is still going on, but the Chelsea players really have tens of thousands of galloping horses roaring past, all of them are beeping dogs.

Vardy stabbed them three times in the first half, making them lose their temper;

In the second half, Chelsea managed to accumulate a little bit of fighting spirit and momentum, but it was directly drowned by Vardy's piss...

Gone......

Gone......

Gone......

They want to cry but have no tears,

What kind of world is this?

Is this still the passionate world football?

Why is it so difficult to play a good game!

On Vardy's side, although the embarrassment is embarrassing, it doesn't feel like ostriches bury their heads and feel that nothing is wrong.

There is not much time left in his life, so is it necessary to think so much?

Let yourself contribute the last remaining heat, and attack another wave!

So Vardy once again started the invincible sprint mode amidst the cheers of the Everton fans!

Not to mention, in fact, Chelsea, who had nothing, really made a mistake. Makelele's pass to Thiago was directly intercepted by Vardy, and then dribbled the ball towards Chelsea's goal!

The fans are going crazy. After the water is released, Vardy is once again possessed by the gods. Is it possible for him to have a great big four against Chelsea?

However, they obviously thought too much!

Vardy had just finished lifting, and a figure came out of the diagonal stab, and directly slid the shovel to Vardy's down.

When Vardy was tumbling in the air, at that moment, he realized it!

Could this be the unknown and terrible event that the system punished him in the legend?

The sharp pain from his feet made him believe in it!

Although he knew that he might be injured, he still had the excitement of surviving a catastrophe, and he even wanted to laugh out loud without restraint!

It fell heavily on the ground, and Vardy was really stunned!

There was a tidy roar from the stands, and the fans scolded all eighteen generations of Galas' ancestors, even dating back to the time of the Hemudu people!

The Everton teammates rushed up furiously and wanted to settle the score with Gallas. This bastard was simply an executioner. Even if he was sentenced to be shot for five minutes for his bad actions, it would not be an exaggeration!

The Chelsea players rushed to protect Gallas. They knew they were wrong and dared not compete with Everton's players.

The referee hurried to the scene of the incident, separated the players from both sides with continuous whistle and actual actions, then checked Vardy's injuries, and quickly signaled for a stretcher to enter the field!

Gallas escaped, the referee just gave him a yellow card.

But now everyone's thoughts are on Vardy, and no one cares about others.

Vardy was carried onto the stretcher. Although he was covering his ankle with his hands, his expression was very relaxed, and even careful people could see a trace of joy?

what is happening?

After being checked by the team doctor on the sidelines, it is not a serious injury, but this game is definitely not going to be played, and it is estimated that he will need to rest for at least two to three weeks!

After getting this bad news, Moyes wished he could rush to the court to slap Gallas hard and knock him out!

The league is easy to manage, Everton can afford to lose, but it will be the final of the League Cup soon. If Vardy can't play, what will Everton use to compete with the city's rival Liverpool?

At this moment, Moyes really collapsed!

But what Vardy is showing now, he doesn't show any depression or sadness at all. After covering up his smile, he looks calm!

In fact, his heart was already surrounded by huge surprises!

I'm going, I don't have to die!

Very good!

I just said that although the system is unscrupulous, it still has a bit of humanity.

At least he didn't kill himself!

Although it may take a while to recuperate from the injury, at least I don't have to die!

Besides, there may be a recovery card in the system store, eat one, it is estimated that the injury will heal quickly, and it is not a big problem!

"System prompt: Please pay attention to the distinction, injury is not an unknown and terrible event punished by the system!"

The prompt sound in his mind made Vardy instantly confused!

What?

Isn't this the system's punishment for itself?

I'm going, haven't I escaped the danger of my life?

System, you are too ruthless!

"System prompt: Please rest assured, the punishment of the host has been completed! Please maintain good expectations for life!"

Vardy's eyes widened, his mouth opened wide but he couldn't speak.

Finished?

When did it end?

Why don't I feel it?

"System prompt: Isn't it an unknown and terrible punishment for you to suddenly run to pee during a football game?"

Vardy was stunned for a moment, he felt that he was really spoiled by the system!

Nima, is this the unknown and terrible punishment you mentioned?

I always thought you were going to kill me!

This scares me!

You are disgraceful!

Vardy let out a long breath, and ten thousand beasts roared past his heart.

There is nothing more joyful and sad than this in life, and Vardy felt it all today!

The desperation and struggle before dying, and the rest of his life, he saw a beautiful life again!

Alright, system, I kneel down to you!

Thinking about it now, if it wasn't for the shadow of death hanging over his head, then peeing on the court would really be a terrifying thing!

The system is right, what is wrong is that I think too much!

Now Vardy wants to cry but has no tears. In this game, he behaved like a god descending from the earth. He defeated Chelsea by himself. It should have been a great classic battle.

But everything came to an abrupt end the moment he ran to the player tunnel to pee in full view!

Transform yourself from a god into a funny guy, a familiar funny guy!

This is really the greatest tragedy in life!

System, please don't do anything "unknown" next time, okay, this is really terrible, scarier than death! "

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