I am Vardy

A shocking burst shot, as if this time dimension has stagnated, or even flowed backwards!

In an instant, the ball completed the jump in space, from Vardy's feet to the goal, and arrived in an instant!

Petr Cech, knowing that Vardy was going to shoot, was ready to save, but he didn't even make a save until the ball flew into the goal.

The ball was too fast, he didn't even have time to judge the direction, and before he could make a save, the ball flew into the goal!

Looking at it from the front, there is only Petr Cech's unbelievably terrified expression, and the ball that has been hissing and spinning on the back net...

Tonight, Goodison Park has become the scariest place on earth. The cheers here can break through the atmosphere and even derail the earth.

All the fans were so excited that they were speechless, the only thing they could do was roar and let go, they are the happiest people in the world!

The expressions on the faces of the Chelsea players have changed color unconsciously. It is really hard for them to believe that the defense they have always been proud of has been broken by Vardy in a short period of time!

It is not an exaggeration to say that Vardy alone defeated the entire Chelsea!

Mourinho's expression was already dull, and he even began to wonder if his defense was that good, why Vardy poked three big holes in Chelsea by himself!

And the Everton players didn't care if Vardy was abnormal, they cheered and swarmed Vardy under him!

At that moment, the whole world seemed to be boiling!

After scoring this goal, Vardy seemed to be hollowed out, and the whole world was hollowed out, and he was instantly sluggish!

In the game against Chelsea,

Stabbing the Blue Army three times in a short period of time should be regarded as a unparalleled achievement in the world. I should be able to enter the annals of history and be remembered by everyone, right?

Then, I can die without regret!

After completing the task, it seemed that he lost his goal and direction all of a sudden, Vardy became at a loss, and the rest was just drifting with the flow!

So in the next game, Vardy suddenly changed from the state of the gods to the sluggish state after being beaten by countless rounds after the gods descended, and his bravery was no longer.

Although everyone was surprised by this strong contrast, no one felt that Vardy should be blamed.

Who can replace Chelsea in such a short period of time?

No!

This is not your game!

Besides, Vardy has already exploded with such terrifying energy just now, which is equivalent to advancing his life in advance, and it should be sluggish now!

It's like a rechargeable battery. When it's used up, it has to be charged. It can't be used during charging!

Everton will not play high pressure this time. Even without Vardy's sudden sluggishness, they should retreat. The nature of the team is like this, and no one can change it!

As a result, the game turned from a bloody ups and downs to a dull one. Everton, who had a huge lead, shamelessly defended. Chelsea suffered a serious blow to their morale at the beginning, and their attack was not firm. How could such a game be good!

Vardy has started not to care about the game, he just wants to know how he will die later!

Director, where am I?

Could it be that a dog suddenly rushed into the arena, gave him a bite, and then the dog was carrying a deadly virus and bit him into a zombie?

No, this is the plot of Resident Evil!

No, death may not be scary, but the scary thing is not knowing how to die!

So anxious, until the end of the first half of the game, Vardy was still alive and kicking, nothing happened!

Well, I managed to survive the first half!

Taking advantage of the rest, Vardy entered the system and found that everything in the system was operating normally, but when he talked to the system, the system ignored him!

This guy isn't planning some kind of conspiracy, is he?

With a tomato head, Vardy fell into deep thought.

Let yourself die quickly, this is too painful!

After the intermission in a daze, Vardy followed his teammates back to the court in a daze.

Looking at Dehua, who is covered in muscles and tendons not far in front of him, Vardy was shocked instantly.

Shouldn't he be killed by this humanoid tank?

Can you tell me to stay away from him?

Thinking of the omnipotence of the system, Vardy gave up this idea.

It is estimated that even if he hides in the stands, if the system wants Drogba to kill him, there are ten thousand ways for Drogba to go to the stands and kill him!

Well, the system is great, I am convinced!

Continuing to paddle nervously on the field, Vardy used his eyes to help his teammates defend invisibly. This is already the limit of what he can do!

Hey, why do I suddenly have a strong urge to urinate?

Whoops, I was so busy during the intermission just now, I forgot to go to the bathroom!

But what should we do on the field now?

I can't be in front of tens of thousands of fans in the audience and hundreds of thousands of fans in front of the TV, right?

Although I am a dying person, I don't need to care about face, but I must not ruin this great game.

He doesn't want future generations to mention this great game. The first thing that comes to mind is not his three goals, but his booing in the middle of the court!

what to do?

what to do?

Vardy looked around, hoping to find the safest solution.

No, I can't help it anymore, the urge to urinate is getting stronger and stronger!

do not care!

go you!

Vardy's explosive power exploded completely, activated instantly, and rushed all the way to the player channel amidst the exclamation of everyone.

That's right, in his opinion, this is the closest hidden place!

Rushing into the player tunnel, Vardy turned his back to the fans on the opposite side, and then turned his back to the camera in the player tunnel, and quickly unbuttoned his pants.

Hush!

A great river flows eastward!

It's really refreshing!

At that moment, Vardy fell in love with this feeling.

After a trembling, Vardy pulled up his pants contentedly, left the player tunnel with a spring breeze on his face, and returned to the field.

At this time, the game on the field has stopped!

Players on both sides looked at Vardy, who was pouring water in the player channel, with a look of confusion.

The fans in the stands were also drunk and almost fell out of their seats laughing.

They were kicking the game, but ran to pee, it was the first time they met!

"No wonder this guy just disappeared, it turned out to be peeing!"

"This guy can't tie shoelaces, but he can untie his trousers very quickly!"

"The stadium staff must be crying to death now, they will clean up in a while!"

"I just said how could Vardy not be funny in this game, it turns out that they are all accumulated here!"

"It's not real Vardy, I think the real Vardy would piss on the heads of his teammates, he would think he was fertilizing those fruits and vegetables!"

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