I Am Not a Savage

The first and second chapters of luxurious life

The head of the patriarch has a cow that can cultivate the fields with human nature.

The patriarch has a dog that can only hatch eggs.

The patriarch also has a big talking crow

Therefore, the patriarch is a god!

Yunchuan thinks so too.

Since I came to this world, it is incredible that I have done things smoothly.

When he fell from mid-air, he was not killed, and he was not trampled to death by a bison when he fell to the ground. He was caught by a savage and did not cook in a pot. He found a careless nanny. Not being abused to death, sleeping in a cave full of poisonous insects, not being killed by poisonous insects, not starving to death in an environment lacking clothing and food. In short, I am like an illegitimate child of God, and I am taken care of everywhere.

This kind of life is problematic.

Yunchuan felt that his luck could not be so good. In the past, when he bought lottery tickets, he had not even won a consolation prize. Why changed his environment and became a tribal prince in two years. After being driven out of the house, It took another three years to become the patriarch of a medium-sized tribe?

Now, let alone the loyalty of the subordinates, even the cattle and dogs raised are far more competitive than their peers. You must know that the probability of their kind entering the soup pot is 10,000 times greater than the probability of becoming a god.

Cows can't speak, dogs can't speak, that's all, Yunchuan wants to break through this big crow to see if there are any strange people or strange creatures peeping at him.

The thin iron chain was originally prepared for the little wolf, but this guy has always been more obedient, so it's useless. Now, the thin iron chain is tied to the crow's body, which actually adds a bit of domineering to the black guy.

When Yun Chuan took a closer look at the crow again, he finally saw something wrong with the guy's appearance.

The heads of other crows are covered with smooth feathers. This guy actually has a small crown on his head, just a few hairs are erected.

Just now, this crow was scattered by Yunchuan’s tossing feathers, and a bunch of hairs on his head were not so obvious. Now, after this guy squatted on the bird rack and arranged his feathers, the feather crest on his head looked very eye-catching. .

There are not many birds with crests on their heads. Peacocks do exist. I heard that there are also phoenixes. There may be other birds with crests on their heads. However, this is beyond the scope of Yunchuan's knowledge, so I think there are none.

Therefore, Yunchuan, who has seen countless legends, naturally thinks that this crow should be the same animal as the peacock and phoenix.

When the servant women cleaned up the house, Yunchuan hung the bird rack on the window, holding a cup of tea and looking at the crow with piercing eyes and said: "Let’s talk about it, who sent you?"

The black crow squatted proudly on the bird shelf, dumbfounded, turning a deaf ear to Yunchuan's question.

Yunchuan's probing hand squeezed the crow's neck, and the crow immediately struggled, fanning the two big wings like fan blades, but just like this, the crow couldn't escape Yunchuan's rock-solid hands.

Seeing that the crow's mouth widened and the strength of the struggle was steadily weakening, Yun Chuan let go of the crow's neck and watched it hang upside down on the bird's frame by an iron chain.

"Help, help"

"If you don't speak, you will die!"

"Help, help"

"If you don't speak, you will die!"

"If you don't speak, you will die!"

Yun Chuan smiled. He could learn a new word in such a short time, this crow really has a ghost.

Then, Yunchuan smeared the pine glue on the wings of the crow. It wanted to escape, but it was extremely difficult.

The next day, when Yunchuan walked out of the house, Abu bends at a greater angle, and his face is about to touch the back of Yunchuan's instep.

"Chiling, Jai Xuan ruined the patriarch's major event, I have already taught it, please forgive them."

Judging from the order in which Abu reads his name, Abu is obviously more inclined to Jairu. Obviously this guy is more responsible, but he said Chiling's name first.

"It's none of their business, but that crow is a spy. You have to watch it carefully and don't let it run."

After listening to the patriarch's instructions, Abu clapped his hands, the black-nose and swollen Javier and Chi Ling entered Yunchuan's room at Abu's instructions, staring at the crow as big as a chicken.

Standing in the rice field, Yunchuan heartfeltly prayed to God that if he could harvest rice successfully this time, he would be ready to use heaven and earth as the totem of Yunchuan, and worship forever to thank God for grace.

The more desperate people are, the more they believe in God. After exhausting all the ways everyone can think of, praying and asking God is often the last resort.

Yunchuan still has a way, so his mentality of asking God is not so pious, but still has a strong sense of exchange.

The Shennong clan threw out a lot of gold objects, and it was impossible without follow-up measures. Therefore, Yunchuan spent the whole day waiting for the Shennong clan's arrival in the river bay.

Savage plans generally do not have long-term plans, and their strategies are often short-term. It is best to use strategies today and see the results tomorrow.

Shennong is more sophisticated and calculating, so Yunchuan delayed the response time of Shennong by ten days.

Sure enough, on the second day, Yunchuan saw a Linkui in the river bay.

When Yunchuan chatted with Xing Tian again, he talked about Linkui. He heard from Xing Tian that Shennong's son is something that can be killed without any consequences.

Naturally, Yunchuan didn't believe this sentence. The Shennong family's purpose of giving birth to a son would never be to kill people.

Sure enough, Linkui, who came to Yunchuan, really looked like a talent.

"I heard that the Lieshan clan killed a Linkui?" Yunchuan waited for this person to approach him, and immediately asked, this sentence is very rude, but it is impossible to ask, this sentence has been held in Yunchuan's heart long time.

"Yes, the Lieshan clan put Linkui on the horns, and Xing Tian pressed him down again. Then, he died. You can't say that the Lieshan clan killed him. You can say that Xingtian killed him. of."

Linkui had a smile on his face when he said these words, and he didn't seem to care about the death of the last Linkui.

"Did your father be indifferent to your death because of your unwillingness?"

"It seems like this. One Linkui was defeated, two Linkui were defeated, and three or five Linkui were all defeated. It has been proved that Linkui is a group of useless people. The father wants a suitable son, it is not suitable. It doesn’t matter if you die."

Hearing this Lin Kui smiled and said the most embarrassing thing, Yunchuan had to treat this guy well.

He walked up from the rice field, washed his feet on the side of the canal, and invited this Linkui to sit down and drink tea.

"Your tea is much better than what my father made." After drinking the tea from Yunchuan, the thin Linkui gave the highest praise.

"Your father just picked the tea leaves and used them as vegetables. Of course, they won't taste too good. He didn't know how to eat tea."

Yunchuan also handed Linkui a bun, which was served with tea.

Lin Kui took a bite of the steamed bun and said, "I saw you are blocking that mountain pass."

Yunchuan looked up at Kuafu and the others who were building a blockhouse at the mountain pass. He nodded and said, "This is no way. There used to be a village where all the people were dead, and the animals were almost dead. Some fluke alive. The cattle and sheep that come down will often descend from the mountain pass to the river bay. I am worried that the plague will happen again, so I plan to block the mountain pass."

Lin Kui nodded in recognition of Yunchuan's explanation. He ate the buns all at once, stood up and said to Yunchuan: "My father wants a hot spring on the meteorite plain. Should Yunchuan Zhang know about this?"

Yunchuan smiled and said: "I welcome Shennong to the Meteorite Plain. For this, the Yunchuan Department is willing to provide any convenience."

Lin Kui sighed and said: "My father said that the last time he could go to the Meteorite Plain and come back alive, he completely relied on the Yunchuan Patriarch. However, his father also said that there would be no second chance like this.

In addition, the patriarch received the gift we gave to the Yunchuan Tribe? "

Yun Chuan said in surprise: "Gift? Nothing."

Lin Kui looked at Yunchuan's eyes and smiled: "It's some gold objects."

"The gold is exchanged for something."

Lin Kui smiled and said, "Maybe the people who were sent to give gifts to the patriarch were too greedy, so I told my father to deal with those greedy ghosts when I went back."

Yun Chuan looked at Linkui and smiled: "The people you sent are not only greedy~www.NovelMTL.com~, they are also stupid, but they have a lot of gold objects. They were replaced by people from the Xuanyuan Department and Chiyou Department, and they were in my hands. There is only one golden crown."

Lin Kui learned from Yun Chuan Tan Shou: "It is really a bunch of useless fools, but my father's gift has been sent, and the patriarch also received a golden crown somehow, so it is considered to be received from my father. Is it a gift?"

Yun Chuan followed with a smile and said, "It's like this, but it's important to do important things when you receive a high courtesy, and you do minor things when you receive a light gift. You think that's the truth, right?"

Lin Kui smiled and nodded and said: "It's like this, so, that golden crown, should it be the price of my father and the patriarch in exchange for hot spring water."

Yun Chuan frowned slightly, and said puzzledly: "I don't understand."

Lin Kui said, "I gave my father this idea. Since the hot spring water can make my father young, then we only need the hot spring water."

Yunchuan was stunned for a moment, and then pointed in the direction of the Meteorite Plain and said puzzledly: "From here to the Meteorite Plain, it takes three full days to walk. You said, you want to send someone to transport water from the Meteorite Plain back to the Ministry of Shennong?"

Lin Kui said, "We have a lot of cows, and there are also a lot of people, the patriarch of Yunchuan, you should be able to do such a small thing, right?"

Yunchuan thought for a while and said, "No problem, it can be done!"

Lin Kui laughed and said, "I know that Patriarch Yunchuan is a good person. In that case, let's start today."

Yunchuan said coldly: "Where are your people?"

Lin Kui said: "Just outside the mountain pass."

"How many people are there, how many cows are there?"

"One hundred people, twenty cows."

"Warriors are not allowed to go to Peach Blossom Island."

"Don't worry, the patriarch, one hundred women, twenty cows, plus me."