I Am Not a Savage

The first thirty-one chapter God should have miracles

The golden hat Yunchuan didn't take it out at all, because Jingwei liked it very much, and Abu thought this thing was the most precious of all gold objects.

Keeping the best things and throwing out a pile of **** for others to share is the iron law to be followed when sharing the spoils.

Xuanyuan and Chi You also knew this well, so they wouldn't be polite to Yunchuan.

When dealing with Xuanyuan and Chi You, as long as the matter is clarified, they will recognize it even if it is a big loss.

Therefore, the matter of the goldware is over, the next thing does not need to be talked about by Yunchuan, they can naturally deal with it.

If they feel that they have reached the point where they must eradicate the Yunchuan Department, they don't need Shennong's humiliation everywhere, they will also attack Yunchuan.

If they feel that it is not yet time or cost-effective, no matter what Shennong says, it will not affect them.

Now, everyone is waiting quietly, waiting for what Shennong will do next.

In the summer, there are a lot of small berries in the fields. Among them, there is a kind of berry similar to strawberry that Yunchuan likes most, but this kind of berry is too small to pick up easily.

However, this thing is very delicious, and the sweetness and sourness is just right for the taste of Yunchuan. Therefore, if there is nothing big in the clan, Yunchuan will pick some back in person.

Yunchuan never pretends to pick berries, because only he knows what kind of berries he wants.

Don’t use black ones, over-ripe ones, or red ones. The acidity is too strong. Only when the red is gradually stained with some purple berries, it is the best.

Because of being too picky and busy all morning, Yunchuan also picked a small half basket, so every berry is precious.

When it was noon, Yunchuan did not continue searching, and returned to the Red Palace with a basket.

The servant women got a jar of clear water, Yunchuan poured all the berries into the clear water, not for washing, the berries here are clean enough without washing.

Soaking water is to chill the fruit.

The small purple fruit soaked in the water, exuding the unique fragrance of this berry, Yun Chuan put his nose to the side of the jar and took a deep breath, very satisfied.

Today's lunch is as simple as always, a bowl of porridge, a bit of pickled bamboo shoots, a few slices of bacon, a few slices of sausage, and two buns.

Yun Chuan finished his lunch soon, took a look at the berries soaked in the jar, and went to see the little wolf.

The little wolf caused a lot of trouble for himself, and a group of little creatures that couldn't be said to be ducks or swans were chasing him all the time.

Therefore, Yunchuan now does not allow the little wolf to enter his house, because those little lives will **** on it, which is very smelly.

After seeing these little lives, Yunchuan quickly discovered that of the remaining seven little lives, four should be the offspring of the wild goose, and the remaining three should be the offspring of the swan.

The hair color of the offspring of the wild goose is more mixed, with some black gray interspersed among the yellow hair, while the hair color of the offspring of the swan is very pure, pure light yellow.

After these little creatures lived with the little wolf for a few days, the little goose's forehead began to grow sarcoma.

Yunchuan wanted to get the swan to raise it himself. As a result, the little swans would rather die than the little wolf, and the little wolf kept calling to Yunchuan, as if Yunchuan was really about to take away its children.

Yunchuan had to give up.

Looking at the little wolf, it is actually a process of waiting for the berries to cool completely. Therefore, Yunchuan returned to the house and looked at his clay pot again, and found that the berries inside were gone.

Yun Chuan felt that his head buzzed, and he repeatedly confirmed that the berries in the jar were really gone, so he took a hard breath and calmed his mood.

First of all, the servant wives will not steal food, absolutely impossible, they know how the patriarch likes to eat this food.

Jing Wei would not steal food either, because Jing Wei never went back to the Red Palace to eat at noon now.

As for others, it is even more unlikely, even the most gluttonous Kuafu might touch the patriarch’s meat or berries. He doesn't even have any interest in seeing it.

mouse?

Thinking of this, Yun Chuan picked up a bamboo stick to search around the room, and from time to time he lifted up obstacles to search for it. If it was a mouse that really harmed his berries today, he was going to kill the whole mouse race.

As Yunchuan was searching around, a crow jumped on the bamboo table from the window, squatted proficiently on the side of the jar, poking his head in as if searching for something.

The case was clearly solved, and Yunchuan wronged the mouse.

At the moment he saw this crow, Yunchuan was already thinking about how to cook this crow, so that he could forget the fact that the crow eats carrion.

Yunchuan hates flies, and there are a lot of flies on Peach Blossom Island because of the breeding industry. For this reason, Yunchuan asked his tribe to weave dense bamboo curtains for him.

All the bamboo curtains only need to pull a rope, and they can fall down quickly, blocking the doors and windows.

The rope is at Yunchuan's hand.

He pulled the rope with a clatter, and the three bamboo curtains on two windows and one door quickly fell down, turning the room into a closed space.

The crow was taken aback, and immediately took off. The window door was closed by Yunchuan, and the crow had no choice but to fly around the house.

Yun Chuan was not busy catching this guy at this time. He found a cushion and sat down, watching the **** crow thrashing quietly.

As long as the crow dared to stop, he would throw something over and let the crow take off again. In short, Yunchuan did not intend to let it have a moment of rest.

Noisy sounds came from the patriarch’s house from time to time, and Abu quickly found out, but Yunchuan stopped him when he wanted to come in.

Yunchuan had a lot of patience for torturing the thief who stole his own berries. One person, one crow, he tossed in the house for two hours until the crow was exhausted, even if he was caught by Yunchuan, he didn’t have the thought to escape .

Yunchuan put this crow, which is not much smaller than a chicken, on the floor, and kept poking its neck with bamboo needles, hoping that it could continue to move.

Obviously, the crow is really tired. Lying on the ground motionless, occasionally raising his head is just a nervous reaction.

Just as Yunchuan was about to sever the crow's neck, a strange voice suddenly sounded in the room, "One, two, three, four!"

Yun Chuan was taken aback, and suddenly stood up and searched around, but no matter how he searched, he couldn't find the source of the voice.

"Help! Help!"

There were two more old cry for help. Hearing this voice, Yunchuan's tears suddenly flowed from his eyes.

This is obviously not the habit of the savages, including the "1st and 4th" in the front are words that Yunchuan would only say. Until now, no more than ten people can say such things.

Yunchuan searched the house like crazy. This time, he made a lot more noise than the crow just made.

Abu and others stood outside the bamboo curtain, jumping irritably, but did not dare to take any further steps.

"One four." The strange voice sounded again.

This time, Yunchuan, who had been searching for the source of the sound, finally turned his gaze to the big crow lying on the ground that was constantly flicking its legs.

Yunchuan came to the crow again and stared at the monster coldly.

"Help, help!" The crow said again as expected.

Yunchuan knew that myna and parrots could talk, and never thought that crows could also talk.

Although the scene was very strange, Yunchuan found a rope to tie the crow's paws, and left the room with the crow.

Abu, who was standing outside the door, saw the patriarch come out, so he let go, but the patriarch was still holding a crow in his hand, which made his heart tighten again.

"Help! Help!" The crow's strength recovered a little, and it began to struggle again while calling out.

"Gudong!" Abu swallowed greatly.

Yunchuan's fierce gaze patrolled among the crowd, and finally pinned his gaze on Jai Xuan and the little murloc, and threw the crow to Jai Xuan and said: "I remember telling you that you are going to touch the crow again, you can't remember it. Right?"

Jai Su hugged the crow in panic and stammered: "I only kill the crow, I haven't touched it."

Yunchuan sneered: "Among the words I taught you, you are the only one who has always called the "three" as a sprinkle. Who are you?"

Jai Xuan looked up at the patriarch~www.NovelMTL.com~ and then looked down at the crow in his hand, speechless, he cast a look at his friend Chiling, the little murloc, for help.

"Help, help!" The crow started yelling again.

Jai Su seemed to remember something suddenly, and pointed to the Equatorial Dao: "You taught these two sentences."

Chi Ling said angrily: "When did I teach it?"

"Every time I ask you for meat, you will call for help, help!"

Yunchuan looked at Jairuo, then at Chiling, took the crow from Jairuo, and returned to his room.

Seeing Yunchuan closing the door, Abu immediately jumped up and caught Chiling and Jaiju’s necks, pinched and went straight to his room. After the door was closed with a bang, Chiling and Jaijue screamed from the room. Screams.

Yun Chuan threw the crow on the bamboo table, looked at the strange crow and shook his head. Just now, he suddenly remembered an anecdote from his previous life.

I heard that in a place called Xianrengu in Liucun, Beijing, people can always hear the voice of the old village chief who has passed away in the morning. Just when people were terrified of this, they found that the old village chief’s voice came from a large crow.

And every time, the crow always coughed when he was talking to the old village chief. After people's tentative investigation, they finally figured out that the crow learned from the big speakers in the village, because the old village chief would habitually cough and clear his throat every time before broadcasting.

After understanding the matter, Yunchuan found a thin iron chain tied to the crow's leg, and then asked the tribe to make a bird frame from bamboo according to his instructions, and prepare to raise it so that it could learn more.

Because, he just heard Abu slapped Chi Ling with a whip not far away, while shouting angrily: "Can the knowledge of God be said casually?"