An Unscientific Mechanic

"Human? Apostle? Me?" The girl asked with a question mark face. "Then what was I before?"

"Ordinary people." Ayanami Rei tilted her head and asked Lilith, and then said a word that Asuka regretted hearing. After all, when Asuka lived alone, she kept brainwashing herself to be special and worked hard. To be the pilot of the No. 2 machine. "Ordinary people with more potential, ordinary people who are taken care of by fate, ordinary people who will never die as long as they are not killed, EVE (Eve) in the new era."

Rei Ayanami took a breath.

"And then?" Eve, wait... who is Adam? Adam and Eve... Did everyone die after the third impact?

"Ikari-kun strangled to death."

Adam is that guy? After Asuka heard of her fate, her expression was not good.

"Look at what I'm doing, I'm not Ikari Shinji." Ian felt it a few times, and found that the function of this body is indeed no different from that of EVA. "Li, take it for me."

Ayanami Rei took Ian's hand, feeling weird.

Yi'an put the broken arm together, pressed them together forcefully, gritted his teeth and endured the pain, trying to reproduce the feeling when the arm of the first machine was restored.

"It's done." The biological tissue at the fracture section proliferated, forming a small piece of sarcoid, wrapping the severed arm, and then regenerated the biological tissue of the fracture.

There is nothing special about the connected arm, as if it was not broken.

Take back the remaining half of the palm from Ayanami Rei's hand, and take it back.

"It's so convenient..." Ian moved his recovered left hand. "I thought I was going to temporarily use a prosthesis or change my body directly."

Ian tore off the broken sleeve of his pilot suit and moved his left hand.

Asuka looked at Ian's recovered left hand, and imitated Ian's way to smash the sections of his right hand together, closed his eyes, frowned and began to exert force.

After a few seconds, a wave spread out centered on Asuka, and flesh and blood squirmed at the fracture, merging together.

"It's really recovered..." Asuka also moved her arm, which was as good as ever, without even a scar.

"In addition, our lifespan will be very long." Li received the last message from Lilith. "The good thing is, we're going to live a long, long time."

"how long?"

"Semi-permanent."

"...how long was that?"

"As long as you don't seek death, you can live forever."

"Looking for death?"

"Then you're dead." Rei Ayanami's eyes leaked a little bit of doubt.

"I see. So what's the downside?" Asuka folded her arms.

"Our growth rate will be very, very slow. For example, our 14-year-old appearance must be maintained for at least a hundred years."

Hearing this, Asuka didn't know whether she should be happy or hurt.

I didn't think about it for a while, so I simply didn't want to.

"Escape from death, let's eat something delicious to celebrate. Grandpa." Asuka squinted at Ian.

"Then let's go, Misato and the others probably won't be able to leave, Second Tokyo?"

"No, let's go to Cheng (sheng) (dou)."

"...???" Ian listened to the name of a certain capital of heaven pronounced by ghosts and animals with a confused face.

Shengdou?

What the hell?

"Chengdou la chengdou."

Ian has been either Japanese, English, or the common language of the Galaxy for decades, and Chinese is rarely used after he left the Human Revolutionary League.

But let's say... don't have a German and Japanese accent, and even mispronounced a word, no one can react.

"According to the books and videos Asuka has read recently, she should be talking about Chengdu." Sharon guessed after analyzing Asuka's recent reading records.

"Chengdu?"

"Yes, yes, that's the pronunciation. I heard that the sausages over there are delicious, and the hot pot is not spicy... What are your expressions?" Asuka swallowed when thinking of these things, and then turned around to find the expressions of the two of them. It's...subtle.

"...As an alien, I know that the second impact on your side has wiped out a lot of creatures. Now all the meat you eat is made of artificially synthesized protein and seasoning. How can it be delicious if the ingredients are not right?"

"Eh?"

"For example, there is a kind of black-haired pig produced there. Its meat is very good for making sausages or twice-cooked pork. But it became extinct in 2000. You are not unaware of the harm of the second impact." Ian checked. Click on the information. Discover this earth, let alone the Iberico pig.

The domestic pigs are all extinct.

Now the meat supply of the entire planet basically comes from the independent continent of Australia, and the meat of countries in other big states basically can only rely on poultry farming to barely maintain their good looks.

In fact, more than 80% of the meat that can be bought is synthetic meat, more than 19% is artificial meat, and only less than 1% of the meat is animal or poultry meat.

And this less than 1% of the meat supply, a large part of it is the deer, elephants and so on that the African black uncle hunted and brought down.

fish? At the moment of the second impact, the marine fish all turned into LCL and became extinct directly.

Only a very small number survived because of their isolation in the aquarium.

Then, a few years of turmoil killed a large part of it.

In the end, Jiaji took Ian to the aquarium, or the marine ecological restoration laboratory. The marine life there is probably the last marine life on the entire planet.

Ian swiped the tablet, searching the inventory of the enterprise account.

Then I suddenly remembered... There are farms and breeding farms on the Enterprise...

When I left the UC world and the Star Trek world, I went to the earth to search for a lot of excellent fruits, vegetables and carnivores on the earth.

Switching to the corresponding section, I saw a bunch of cattle, sheep and pigs in captivity.

By the way... was there something wrong with my mind back then?

Ian was speechless and saw that there were freshwater and seawater aquaculture centers on his boat.

After thinking about it, I ordered 16 bullfrogs, a pig, a cow, a catfish, etc., and entered the automatic slaughter process.

"Then when I go back to play hot pot at night, I don't have to go there anymore. In the current situation, it's not sure which side is more authentic."

"I said Sister Linda, don't you care about this?" In the not-too-distant Second Tokyo City, Linda, Huang, Padmé, and Shmi got together, and Shirley went through the needles. Grace and Lanhua felt that I am an outsider drinking and eating melons.

"I think this is a good thing." Linda set the tone first.

Huang and Padmé nodded in agreement.

Smith couldn't deny it.

Xue Lilu's expression froze on her face.

Lan Hua and Grace raised eyebrows.

"Is this a good thing???" Shirley almost slapped the table. "He flirts with a 14-year-old girl!"

"Don't worry, don't worry." Linda squinted her eyes with a smile. "I flirted with him when I was 15."

Shirley was shocked on the spot.

The corner of Huang Ye's mouth twitched, she only vaguely knew about it. At that time, the Tianren Technology Department and the combat department were managed separately, and I joined the job late, and when I joined Tianren, the family had a child.

Although for a while, Ian, who was in his fifties, and his wife in her twenties were shocked as scum.

It was only later that I vaguely heard that it was Linda who had been chasing after Ian.

It seems that it is really hard to say who ran the Jupiter base back then.

"Although there were ups and downs in the relationship later on." Linda gave Huang a sideways look. "But overall it's going well."

"Until later, I saw his eyes when he was distracted once, and his sense of distance from his heart. He always seemed to feel that the world is false. So, there is joy, but there is no sorrow." Linda recalled the past Ian's eyes.

"But now, there is anger and sadness. Although he may show such emotions when you encounter this situation, it is obvious that we have no way to try. No one can afford this price, let alone..." Speaking of this, the corners of Linda's eyes twitched unconsciously.

"All of us are reformers. Our brain quantum wave is connected to VEDA for 24 hours. When our body dies, our consciousness is uploaded to VEDA. Even if we die, we can't die. What should we try?"

"So, now it's nice to have a little girl who can make him show more emotions." Linda knocked on the table. "but……"

"Have you noticed that it seems that since you got in touch with him, you have a lot less choice in your relationship."

"Lassey and the others are not my favorites, only one will be left after tossing and turning." Huang waved his hand.

"He was the owner of the largest industrial group in Nabu back then, and the only elder in the Republic who was outside the Jedi Temple at that time. In comparison, he was indeed the best choice at that time." Padmé thought about the situation at that time.

"I bought it back, so I don't have any opinions." Shi Mi himself didn't care.

The four of them stared at Shirley Lu together. The four of them recognized each other and got to know each other.

I don't care about some things after playing all four games, but what's the matter with this little girl?

"Two lives were saved, can I tell him that in the next life I'll be a cow and a horse?" Seeing the four people making arrangements for a long time just to ask herself this question, Xue Lilu said angrily.

"Look." Linda spread her hands. "There will be more people like Shirley Lu in the future. He owes a debt of favor, but "can't repay it", and he is the kind of standard financial couple who has everything. Like In Xue Lilu's situation, as long as she has a conscience and refuses to owe favors, there is only one choice from the beginning to the end."

"However, although their choices have decreased, his choices have remained the same from the beginning to the end." Linda's smile gradually disappeared. "Neither take the initiative nor refuse, a standard scumbag menstruating."

"Although if I were in his position, I would definitely outnumber him. Now the number of people present is at least five times higher." Linda scratched her head, and her smile came back. "Wife of the paper man, who doesn't want to collect it."

"I'm offended, thank you." *4

"And, the core point." Linda's eyes became cold for the first time. "Since Ian developed the VEDA that can be connected all the time, we have all become so-called semi-permanent creatures.

Compared with ordinary human beings, our lifespan is infinite and eternal.

For the ancient emperors, this is the so-called road to longevity, no matter which emperor would praise, this is the road to longevity. "

"That's why we are needed. If only he is alone, God knows what he can make the world into."

"But there's no need to follow him to collect the harem, right?" Xue Lilu tilted her head.

"Not enough people..." Linda sighed. "We're overwhelmed just getting the Anaheim business here, and we need to hire new ones."

"Then why don't you choose a male...you say it," Xue Lilu shut up.

"Would you like to see the scene where two semi-permanent males compete for mating rights?"

"In no mood……"

"We don't want to, so looking at it this way, the best plan is this. Add a little newcomer from time to time, and rely on our feelings for him to maintain our relationship. If we do this, we can't stay with him for a long time , then it can only be said that he can only be a loner."

"However, seeing him play around like this with others will make me very uncomfortable..." Linda stood up.

"Eh? Sister Linda, where are you going?"

"Go eat hot pot."

Several people looked at each other and stood up.

"Go together."

So... Ian sat fidgeting at the dinner table. On the left was Asuka, and on the right was Linda. The four of Padmé sat across from each other, and Rei Ayanami sat on both sides.

Linda has been eating spicy bullfrog hot pot with a smile on her face.

He has been praising Ian for his improved cooking skills.

And Asuka, holding Ian's arm, looked at Linda puzzled.

Eldest sister, I seem to want to rob you of your husband, why don't you get excited?

Asuka eats a bit absent-mindedly and doesn't know the taste.

And Ian is even more painful... the kind that he asked for.

I can't say I was shivering, but I was still nervous.

After all, I made a mistake again, whether intentionally or unintentionally, I teased a mere 14-year-old child.

Although this child, the mental age is definitely more than 20 years old.

Although this child is his own childhood goddess.

Although……

Ian can find a lot of reasons, but it is precisely this that has laid a sufficient chain of evidence for this teasing.

"This one..." Asuka couldn't stand the enigmatic atmosphere, and spoke directly.

"Linda, just call me Linda."

"Sister Linda, don't you seem very angry?" Asuka repeatedly observed and confirmed that Linda was really not angry.

"Why are you angry?" Linda spat out a bullfrog leg bone.

"Because I posted it or he hooked up with others."

"Hehe." Linda picked up a wet towel and wiped the red oil dripping on her chest.

Asuka looked down at her figure, what kind of figure can a 14-year-old have, it's just thin and well-proportioned.

Complete failure.

I'm only 14 years old, I have a lot of opportunities to grow, no problem.

No... How long will my youth last? A hundred years?

Visible to the naked eye, Asuka's mood dropped.

On the contrary, it was Linda who was stunned for a while. I really didn't want to hit you. I really dripped red oil on my body just now, and I just acted subconsciously.

As soon as Asuka was depressed, Linda had no interest in running on Ian. Carrying Ian to another seat, he went to talk to Asuka in a low voice.

After hearing about Asuka's hardship, they talked about something else.

Linda almost laughed out loud. After learning something from Asuka, she realized something.

What Ian said at the time was entirely due to his obsession in the early years, the anger that he could not fulfill the agreement with God Shinji, and the gaffe of witnessing the tragic death of his own daughter.

In terms of behavior, before today, it was almost painful to treat Asuka like a girl.

And Asuka, because she is a test-tube baby, has no father. A little older, Asuka's biological mother lost most of her soul in the runaway during the start-up test of the No. 2 machine. The doll was wrongly regarded as Asuka, and she even hanged herself a year later.

Although Ian wears the skin of fourteen years old, this guy is a standard behavior pattern of young and middle-aged people, plus he can be called brave and good at fighting, rescued Kyoko and other things, Asuka has always had a strong liking for him.

And this kind of favor was expressed heartily through Ian's embarrassment of revealing his black history and his flattering tone.

(PS: I can’t stand the code words by the way of working all night, write a line and take a nap.)

Thank you Faust Haifa for your reward~