An Unscientific Mechanic

"Urgently cut off the nerve contact of No. 2 machine!" Misato turned her head and ordered the moment the apostle's arm was raised.

Ritsuko smashed the glass above the big red button on the No. 2 emergency cut-off nerve contact with a punch, and pressed the button at the same time.

An emergency device that uses quantum entanglement to transmit information directly cuts off all nerve contacts. Machine No. 2 stopped moving instantly. Only the reserve power is left on the plug to maintain the operation of the life support system.

In the next second, half of the head of the No. 2 machine shot up into the sky, and the No. 2 machine fell heavily to the ground.

"Asuka!" Li was behind the apostles, and she clearly saw the tragic situation where half of the head of the No. 2 machine was cut off. Lost for a moment, he was thrown away by the position of the apostle.

Ritsuko snatched Ibuki's computer, tapped it quickly, and locked the synchronization rate of Unit Zero to 38.5% where the damage to the machine would not be reflected on the pilot.

"Careless..." Ritsuko gritted her teeth tightly. "I didn't expect that the high synchronization rate would directly map the injury to the driver."

When the No. 2 machine was inserted into the bolt, Asuka sat on the seat with a wry smile, holding his broken right arm in his left hand.

"I got my life back..." The sound of the armor being torn, and the direction of the sound vibration, made Asuka realize that the head of her No. 2 machine was probably severed.

Judging by the fate of his right hand, if the nerve connection hadn't been severed just now, he probably would have been decapitated.

"I'll leave it to you, honor student, uncle sex." There was nothing she could do anyway, Asuka used her severed arm as a pillow and put it behind her head as a pillow. Asuka kept adjusting the position of the pillow, but it was not very comfortable. "Is there a little less meat? Isn't it very comfortable..."

Outside, Unit 1 stretched out its hand and opened its stance, trying to block the apostle's arm that turned and stabbed at itself.

However, the hastily opened AT position did not block the toilet paper arm of the apostle that was also covered with the AT position. Half of the left palm of machine No. 1, along with most of the arm, were cut off by the apostle.

Yi'an stared blankly at his broken arm, and his consciousness returned to the body inserted into the plug. He found half of his palm and half of his arm floating in the plug, and from the corner of his eye, he saw the No. 2 aircraft with its head half flying.

"It's all my fault..." Ian's golden-yellow eyes gradually flickered, and the red light gradually gained the upper hand. In the end, it turned into a blood-red light. "It's been so smooth for so many years, I'm also arrogant."

Inside the external armor of the No. 1 machine, a large number of explosive bolts detonated.

One by one, the additional modules broke away from the main body and fell to the ground.

As the plug-in equipment fell off, the countdown of the movable time in the plug appeared, and the countdown started from five minutes. However, the screen flickered a few times, and reluctantly changed to positive infinity.

"Li, take machine number two away."

"but……"

"It doesn't matter."

Unit zero stuck the Longinus gun on the ground, ran over, picked up unit two, and ran back quickly. The moment she came into contact with Unit 2, through contact communication, Rei Ayanami was pleasantly surprised to find that Asuka was still alive except for her broken arm.

"Collateral damage? I didn't expect that after playing for a few months, I would become petty. When did I care about such things as collateral damage? Why do I keep timid? Wouldn't it be fine if I won? Wouldn't it be fine if I were alive? Is it? Isn’t it good that the strategic goal has been completed?”

The apostle glanced at the No. 0 machine that ran away, and focused on the No. 1 machine in front of him.

The strength of the AT position of the purple guy in front of him is about to be reported.

"Although I don't want to admit it."

The apostle fired a high-intensity positron cannon.

But the positron beam was distorted in front of the No. 1 fuselage, drawing an arc and knocking down the back of the No. 1 machine. The storm brought by the explosion rattled.

"Waterma refuses to admit that this is reality!"

In this world, Unit 1 opened its mouth for the first time, and a stream of hot air spit out from the mouth. The eyes also turned into red round eyes, and the fluorescent green part of the body also turned blood red.

"Ramp away...?"

"The depth of the insertion plug is 150 breakthroughs, and the insertion plug cannot be detected. It is too dangerous to go on like this!"

"Are you going to give up your human form! Ian Varsity! You won't be able to change back!"

"It's okay...I'm not human myself..."

The apostle's uneasiness reached its peak, and his left arm shot out in an instant, aiming at the neck of No. 1 machine. Machine No. 1 stretched his right hand forward, with five fingers spread out.

The arms of the two-layered apostle cut towards the fingers of Unit-0.

However, like a piece of paper passing through a chainsaw, the toilet paper-shaped arm of the apostle was cut into six sections by five fingers.

Grab the apostle's arm and pull the apostle forcefully.

Machine No. 1 hit the apostle's masked face with a mallet, and let out a low growl. Then he took the apostle's arm, kicked the apostle, and kicked the apostle away.

Paste the torn toilet paper arm on the left arm and imagine what the left arm looks like. Stimulated by the AT position, the severed arm of Unit 1 was fused with the apostle's arm, increasing in value and restoring the left arm.

After recovering its left arm, machine No. 1 walked forward unsteadily. A halo flashed above the No. 1 machine's head, but it was instantly dispersed by the opened guf door, and the black and red rings rapidly expanded. Ian's mind flashed back to the bragging and farting with God Shinji before coming here, and the daily life with Asuka.

Especially the sentence, "I tell you, Asuka is my wife!"

There is also the sentence of God Shinji: "This time, you must give them happiness."

"It seems that this is how you cut off her right arm." A cross flashed in front of the No. 1 machine, and a positron beam crossed the left half of the apostle's body. The smaller half of the body, including the left arm, was cut off by the positron beam down. In front of the apostles, hundreds of positions were cut off together.

"My wife, Asuka? Is this how you protect her?" Ian muttered to himself.

In the distance, Linda, who was monitoring this side, smiled and broke the pen in her hand.

Asuka, who crawled out of the plug, looked up in amazement when she heard the sound of the power amplifier of the first unit.

The apostle fell to the ground in pain, struggling to move backward.

"This time, you must give them happiness... Is that how you give it?" Ian looked down at the apostle.

"Then, you are like this..." Ian's heart throbbed. "Is this how her head was cut off!"

Machine No. 1 raised its right hand horizontally to the right and swung it quickly to the left.

The blade-like AT stance cut off half of the apostle's masked face, together with the upper half of his body.

Machine No. 1 walked up to the apostle and clenched its fists tightly.

"Die." Bending down, he punched the apostle's core.

In the LCL, Ian couldn't shed tears, and looked back at the damaged No. 2 unit...

Etc., etc……

Who is standing on the number two machine?

With a synchronization rate as high as 400%, what Ian brought was that when Ian thought about it, the ultra-high-definition camera magnified that person's face by more than two hundred times.

And that cheerful smile.

And that fluttering red hair.

Although it's a bit perverted to hold more than half of the arm...

With the first machine losing the restraint and Ian's rampage, the opening of the first machine has expanded to nearly a quarter of the earth's guf door in just a dozen seconds. There was a pause, just like the button of the toilet was pressed, and it shrank at a super high speed.

The wings that had just emerged from the No. 1 fuselage retracted as soon as they came out with a sharp point. The color on the No. 1 fuselage also returned to normal, and the eyes also returned to normal white.

Ian's super memory and the super-high-speed thinking ability brought by brain quantum waves allowed Ian to quickly replay what happened in these tens of seconds dozens of times in his mind. Quietly checked the communication system, it's full frequency communication, even the power amplifier is turned on, and it's free mic! Who opened the newsletter for me!

At this moment, Ian's AT stance was unprecedentedly strong.

"I don't admit it, this is so real!" Ian roared in his heart.

Lowering his head, Ian tightly pursed his lips, and wordlessly punched the apostle's core.

You can't let them see that you are doing foreign work, but you must try your best to ensure that the core is intact, so that you can hammer for a while and relieve your embarrassing mood.

Thinking of his speech in Secondary Two, Ian just felt that this day is so unbearable.

Super embarrassing...

What kind of thought did I have to turn on the full-band communication...

Ritsuko, who had already lit a cigarette at the first command post, smiled and said nothing. Just now, she intuitively told herself that it would be fun to open the communication channel of the No. 1 machine, so she opened it.

The apostle raised his body with difficulty, and glared at machine No. 1 through the hole in his mouth. It simply shattered the core and blew itself up.

The soul quickly rushed in the direction of Zhu Xun.

There is only one resentment, which stays where it is.

"My apostle ZERUEL, ranked sixteenth, is invincible, but I didn't kill anyone."

Even without the iconic cross explosion, the wreckage of the sixteenth apostle just exploded into a pool of blood, which made Unit 1 super embarrassing with its fists raised.

Especially the masked face of the apostle was not blown into blood, and the crooked mask was mocking no matter how you looked at it.

(＠_＠;)

"The battle is over, the battle is over. Unit 0 and Unit 1 return on their own. The Second Special Service Brigade goes to recover Unit 2." Misato breathed a sigh of relief and waved the tablet in his hand. "Ian, don't pretend to be dead. You are a harem ghost and a man pretending to be pure. Anti-material rifles can't touch your face. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with a man being a pervert. Come back quickly. I almost forgot, the first The Third Special Service Brigade remember to recover the equipment of the first unit."

Seeing the "naked outfit" of the first machine, Misato remembered that all the equipment on the first machine had been removed before the first machine entered the god-like form.

"The equipment of the first machine was slightly injured, the maintenance cost...the maintenance cost...the working hours..." 5 seconds after Misato announced the end of the battle, the upgraded MEGI pushed the loss list to Misato, Ritsuko and Lao Ikari. In the tablet. "The damage rate of the third new Tokyo city... 97.8%... The maintenance cost is 800 billion?"

Misato was just surprised, and didn't care at all.

After all, when a number is so large that it has no concept, it is just a number.

"Isn't this normal? The cost of the 305mm rapid-fire gun group alone is close to 200 billion, and the cost of ammunition has not been calculated." Ritsuko quickly scrolled through the loss list. Said it was all gone.

Only the newly built new positive electron gun fortresses on a few nearby mountains and a few scattered old artillery positions are still alive.

And those positions are basically useless. They are equipped with twin 127mm destroyer turrets or 155mm triple cruiser turrets of the old Japanese Navy during World War II. The power is not enough to see at all, and I don't know how much corruption the person in charge at the time would put these antiques in.

But thinking that there are two artillery positions equipped with Yamato-class battleship turrets in the city, Ritsuko didn't bother to complain.

On the other side, Ian held his severed palm, clamped his severed arm, and jumped out of the insertion bolt.

Asuka came over with a smirk on her face.

"Nah..."

"Asuka is my wife." Ayanami Rei used her mobile phone to replay the voice intercepted from the communication records behind Asuka.

Ian is very embarrassed now, and wants to take the phone over to erase the evidence, but he doesn't know where to put his hands (physically), and it doesn't feel good to be on the ground.

And now Asuka is also holding one of her own arms, the two of them look very strange now.

"Is there any problem?" Ian felt that as long as he was shameless enough at this time, he would not be embarrassed.

"Are you serious about that?"

"I've always been serious."

"But I'm only fourteen years old~"

"My body is less than one year old."

"...What about your actual age?"

Emmmmmmmm...

Ian was lost in thought, how old is he?

Starting from the 00 world at the age of 67, it seems that he has been running outside for nearly 16 years...

"... about 83 years old?"

Both Asuka and Ayanami Li were stunned.

"...Grandpa, you are so young at heart." After Asuka judged from Ian's expression that this guy really didn't tease her, she managed to squeeze out a word.

"When you know that you are a semi-permanent creature, you won't grow old." Ian couldn't help but shrugged.

"...It's terrible. I called you uncle for a long time and you are still pretending to be tender. My mother's generation should call you that, right? Grandpa. Grandpa."

"Your mother should be 38 years old according to the timeline. Her age is about the same as my grandfather. You should be called emmmmmmm... grandpa? Come on, great-granddaughter, let me call you." Ian mobilized the AT position to simulate a shot Shape smiled and touched Asuka's head.

Rei Ayanami almost laughed out loud when she watched the interaction between the two, her eyes wandered for a moment, and her smile became a little weird.

"Hey, top student, please say a few words, don't just laugh at yourself, this guy has given up the lower limit, there is no way for simple kids like us to compare to his face." Asuka turned her head and held her arm , put the broken arm on Rei Ayanami's shoulder. "Huh? What's your expression?"

"Lilith just told me something."

"ah?"

"We EVA drivers, after synchronizing with EVA, have entered a process similar to "upgrading". The longer the driving time, the higher the synchronization rate, and the stronger the AT position, and our change from "human" to "apostle" bigger.

For example, you, Asuka, your synchronization rate has gone from over 99% to 100% in the last month, and your body and soul have completely deteriorated.

Right now, you are already complete, an apostle named human beings. "