An Unscientific Mechanic

"By the way, what position do you hold in this NERV organization, Ms. Katsuragi? Is it operator A or field agent A?"

"Misato is fine, Ikari-kun. I am the head of the NERV Operations Department. My military rank is Second Sergeant, which is commonly known as Lieutenant Colonel~" Misato lay down on her seat, and she was still very concerned about her current position. Very satisfied.

"You are so young, the legendary genius tactical forecaster?"

"Tactical forecaster? What is that? Well, but in my profession, I can still take the title of genius."

"Really, I'll introduce a friend to you in two days, and you two should have a lot to talk about." Ian also lay down on the backrest. "By the way, was that the first monster just now?"

"No, according to internal information, it should be the fourth."

"What's next?"

"I don't know... All I know is that they are coming. By the way, that monster, they are called apostles, it's not a monster."

"Apostle...whose apostle is it?"

"Probably... the gods."

"If it's a god, this god really hurts... Can one gourd baby save grandpa at a time? Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Wouldn't it be settled by sending two hundred at a time?" Ian tried to push his glasses as usual , As a result, a finger was poked on the bridge of the nose.

"Hehe...I can only thank that damned god for not thinking like you..." Misato collapsed, lying powerlessly on the steering wheel, although she and others said confidently to Eva... a dozen Two hundred, then humans should wash up and sleep.

Taking the freight train to the ground of the underground city, getting off the train and stepping on the ground, Ian felt a faint call.

Frowning slightly, Ian looked at the calling direction. Nearly 10 kilometers below the pyramid building.

"Can Lilith... Can she perceive me? No, what I should worry about now is. Can I activate Eva? That thing is almost interpreted by fans as the activation of soul recognition..."

Followed Miri into the underground facility, took a random photo of a group of nano-robots, found a camera to corrode it, and asked Grace to crack it and find a map.

"Turn right at the fifth aisle from West Station...it should be here..." Misato looked for a route to Eva Gnaku with a horrific handwritten map.

"By the way, Miss Miri, are you grateful that your NERV organization clocks in at the gate instead of in the office?" Ian followed Miri and walked in the base for half an hour. Grace sent herself a map of part of the underground facility five minutes ago.

"No, I'm just not familiar with this place yet." Misato put down the handwritten map in her hand, frowned, and it's not good to be euphemistically called unreliable.

"Then you called me here to open some ultimate weapon? Like a giant robot or something. And then this so-called world-saving organization actually pinned its hopes on a 14-year-old child? Would it be a bit sloppy. In addition , The fifth channel is in that direction. This direction will take me to a place called the Final Dogma... Are you some strange religious organization? I have seen strange religious patterns and religious names several times myself."

"..." Misato opened her mouth, but she didn't say anything. There was no way to refute the first half of the content. "Wait, why do you know the direction?"

"It's not confidential information... It's easy to find on the base's intranet. But isn't it a bit exaggerated for a robot over 160 meters high..."

"Why do you know?! Wait for the base intranet?"

"Very good firewall design, with supercomputing assistance. It's just that there are a little more back doors. Let me see... from the United Nations, from the Neon Government, from the Strategic Self-Defense Force, from the CIA... from the KGB...? from MI6... from SEELE ...Does the previous one know what SELLE is?" Ian looked at the information sent by Grace, and he stopped thinking about it. Even if it is the peripheral network, you are too shameless. Anyone can leave a back door.

Also, is Grace a bit more efficient? Even the list of "moles" arranged by this group of people in NERV has been counted...

It is worth mentioning that the name of a certain person named Kaji Ryoji appears 3 times...

For the third time, Grace marked it out in bold red font. And I hope to meet this person. Considering that the person around Ian is having an affair with that man, maybe I can ask her to introduce him?

And Grace also added a little bit, according to some clues, she found that the three-faced spy may actually be the four-faced spy... Grace, a former senior intelligence officer, is very impressed with this man who can be called a legend as long as he lives to die. interest.

Ian replied directly, this guy is still a senior intelligence officer of NERV, maybe an intelligence officer directly under a certain commander.

Surprised Grace.

"Wait, wait... You mean you found this bunch of backdoors while breaking through the perimeter network firewall? When did you do it?"

"Of course not. I asked my friend to do it."

"Cut...it might as well be you who did it...since there is a map, let's lead the way." Misato was a bit self-absorbed, this thing is no longer within her authority. Let Ritsuko and the others work overtime. besides…

Let the group of people in the intelligence department quickly investigate this kid's experience in the past three years. Both his friends and he have to dig deep to discover their secrets.

Misato walked behind Ian angrily.

From an angle Misato couldn't see, Ian grinned silently.

I'm happiest doing things, okay?

"By the way, do you want a list of moles?"

"how many do you want?"

"I will give you 3 for free. You will be charged for the follow-up ones."

"...Black-hearted brats, who are there?" Misato listened carefully with her ears pricked up.

"Bless good governance, bless good governance, bless good governance."

"..." My wife's gun!

"Crack." Bullet loaded, um, .45 caliber USP.

"United Nations Special Intelligence Department, bless good governance. SEELE Intelligence Department, bless good governance. CIA field agent, bless good governance." Feeling the low pressure behind him, Ian gave the three job titles on the face (?) of an ex-boyfriend to Tulu out.

Misato's movement of raising the gun slowed down.

"Why…"

"And his personal background story?"

"No, I'm going to ask him myself. Lead the way quickly, you black-hearted brat." Misato turned off the safety and put the gun back on her waist.

Ian breathed a sigh of relief... Otherwise, he would have to explain why he was so hard-skinned that a pistol couldn't pierce it.

Arrived on time at the... bathhouse of the No. 1 aircraft?

Take a small hovercraft to the cross arm of the restraint frame in front of No. 1 machine.

"...no driver's lounge?"

"There are locker rooms."

"???"

"Briefing room?"

"That's for combat commanders."

"And what about the other organisms?"

"...This is the only one available now."

"Big sister, don't be naive, just a robot can't save the world."

"So we have two now! Come on kid, stop talking nonsense. Hurry up and beat that bastard away for my old lady! What a nasty little brat!"

Misato stomped back angrily, and then she stopped. "I owe you the blessing. Ritsuko, the Intelligence Department and the Technology Department cooperate with the War Department to conduct information security checks on the base's external network."

Then he left without looking back.

Ritsuko who listened was stunned, what happened to the extranet of the base? Why is there still something to support?

And Ikari Yuandu, who stood above commanding the hut for 5 minutes, had an ominous premonition in his heart, for example, the situation was out of control.

"Long time no see, Shinji."

"Well, it's the first time we meet, Ikari-do."

What happened in these three years? Does the Ministry of Intelligence eat x? Why have so many changes in personality and behavior patterns not been reported?

Also, why does he know Kaji Ryoji's name? Did you say it in front of Katsuragi Miri?

"It seems that you know a lot of things. Then you should know why you are called here."

"Well, that's exactly what you're here for."

"Then, let's attack."

"Dr. Ritsuko Akagi?"

"I am."

"I need a carrying suit and armaments. What kind of armament does this big guy have?"

"This is not a big guy... It's the ultimate decisive weapon made by humans... Well, what do you know?"

"Not much, but know a little. It should be enough."

"You're depriving us of the fun...Now the weapon has, 440mm Gatling..."

"Neihan... Just tell me about cold weapons... I don't think live weapons can hurt the apostle."

"...Okay, high-energy particle vibrating dagger, heavy knight sword, Guansun Liu long knife, high-energy particle vibrating spear, heavy axe. That's all."

"Two Guansun Liu, please, and two spears."

"OK."

Under the leadership of a certain ground crew, Ian changed into a tights-style driving suit for the first time.

The first time... well, the first time I don't know how many times I realized my childhood dream, but Ian decided to be more prudent.

Number one machine! ! ! !

In my previous life, I crossed over before the mb arrived!

Now it's real!

Walking to the lounge, Ian began to read the instruction manual of the first machine that Ritsuko brought over.

...octomo, more than two hundred pages...

Sister, are you kidding me? Finished in half an hour? Then go to the battlefield?

So you must be counting on the No. 1 machine to go berserk and save the scene, right?

I have to say... this manual really omits quite a lot of content.

After quickly flipping through the manual, Ian only felt that he knew more from watching the two episodes of animation than from this manual.

"Shinji-kun, it's alright."

Sit in the cockpit, and under the traction of the crane, the cockpit is inserted into the back of the neck of the No. 1 machine.

"Insert the bolt and the fixation is complete"

"Start the first contact." Ritsuko gave the order.

"Insert plug and fill with water."

"Ah... footwashing water... gurgling..."

"Enter the second contact, link the interactive interface."

"The A10 neural link is normal."

"LCL state of charge is normal."

"Correction of thinking mode to Japanese-based principles."

"Initial contact, everything is normal."

"Two-way communication circuit, open. Circuit 1 to 1405, no abnormalities."

"Measurement of neuronal connections, synchronization rate... 97.5%!"

"...How is that possible? This is the first time I've been riding!"

"I see!" Ian closed his eyes in the cockpit. to conceal brightened pupils.

Thanks to a certain god version of Ikari Shinji, who integrated the ability of the changer into this body, otherwise he would not be able to handle the mission of rescue.

Ever since entering the No. 1 aircraft, Ian has been looking for Ikari Yui. After searching for a long time, I found a tattered soul, but it was still intact.

"Wait a little longer, I'll find someone to get you out, Ms. Ikari."

"Shinji-kun...?"

"I'm not Shinji-kun. He sent me here. Leave it to us."

"The values ​​are all normal, and there is no runaway." Ibuki completed the start-up inspection of the first machine.

"Misato, it's alright."

"Ah? Ah... Got it... Prepare for launch!" Misato came back to her senses.

The restraints of the No. 1 machine were unlocked in sequence, and the No. 1 machine was sent to the catapult.

"There are so many ejection positions... 1, 2... more than 20." In an instant, Ian remembered...Eva, this thing, built 14 units in a day, and building so many catapults... Really rich...

"Launch preparations complete."

"No problem, Commander Ikari."

"Of course, if we don't defeat the apostles, we will have no future."

"emission!"

The No. 1 machine was directly ejected into the air together with the platform.

You guys don't follow the routine... Generally, shouldn't the launch preparation be completed, and the timing of the ejection should be left to the driver?

"I didn't expect that the ejection of the No. 1 machine would have a lateral acceleration..."

Ian sat in the cockpit and felt the overload brought by the catapult.

"Not good!" An ominous premonition flashed by, and Ian took over the control of the No. 1 machine, broke free from the restraint frame, and jumped out directly at the moment of rushing out of the ground.

"Shinji-kun!" Misato exclaimed.

In the next second, a light cannon hit the restraint frame.

"Hey, hey... This is different from the script." Together with the initial velocity brought by the catapult, the No. 1 machine jumped nearly 500 meters high. In mid-air, Ian looked at the angel who raised his head... raised his chest... the forehead water angel?

Its eyes lit up again.

"Can I use the AT position..."

The water angel's eyes are getting brighter and brighter, and there are already crosses flashing in its eyes.

"Try it..."

Machine No. 1 stretched its right hand forward.

"AT Field unfolds..."

An orange hexagonal stand appeared in front of the machine.

The brightness of the water angel's eyes reached the limit, a cross of light flashed, and a beam of light shot towards the No. 1 machine.

"Ding…!"

"Tch... I don't know whether to be happy or sad..."

Seeing that the thin layer of AT stand in front of him blocked the cross beam cannon fired by the water angel. The smile on Ian's face was a little subtle.

"Boom!" Machine No. 1 landed heavily on the ground, then turned around, faced Water Angel, and took out two Guansun Liu long knives.

Ian weighed the weight of the long knife, threw it up and down twice, and found the center of gravity of the long knife. Throw away the long knife in his left hand, and then hold it backwards. Hold two long knives in reverse.

Machine No. 1 leaned forward slightly, half-squatting facing the water angel who was also in a posture.

"Say, it's party time~"

Thanks for the reward of Qingping Tianyou~

Every time I watch Q again, I feel the same way as Shinji...

Can't you people explain it well?