An Unscientific Mechanic

As mentioned last time, Ian took out a huge ax from behind and stood it horizontally in front of him, trying to resist his wife's jump and chop. At this critical moment, guess what?

A burst of white light flashed, and when he opened his eyes again...

Ah, I went to storytelling...

When Ian opened his eyes again, he found himself standing in front of a public phone booth. Ear-piercing cicadas rang.

Holding the receiver of the public phone in his hand, the message that the phone was not connected was repeated.

"The proportions are not right..." Ian rubbed his chin and looked at the obviously taller phone booth. In the past, the top of the phone inside the phone booth was usually at the position of Ian's chest, but the top of this phone was at the position of Ian's chest. Ian's head. "Is the average person in this world 2.2 meters tall?"

Then, hanging the microphone back up, I saw the reflection in the chrome of the phone booth.

On it is the face of Shinji Ikari with delicate features, a little thin and shocked.

"Ikari Shinji, your uncle!" Ian "pulled out his hair frantically. Change my body back!"

"giligili eye!

..."

"Ah? Is the communicator still there?"

"Ian? Thank God where are you? We didn't find you on the boat, and I didn't expect you to still be able to get through." Linda's voice came from the communicator.

"Damn... don't talk about it... I was tricked by that brat. I will probably stay here for a few years to complete an agreement. By the way, save the lives of people on this planet..." Ian tilted his head and held the communicator, rummaging through his hands Various pockets. "Where are you?"

"Fifteen thousand kilometers above the third new Tokyo city."

"Ah, a piece of paper."

"Your body is placed in the a0001 human dormancy cabin on your ship. This body completely restores your physical condition, but the appearance is the same as mine. Please feel free to use it. In addition, I put some of your personal equipment in the backpack. "

"Physical quality is the same..." Ian thought about his current body, jumped up at will, waved his fist, and hit a sonic boom casually. "It's just a little shorter."

"Ah, there's another photo."

It's Misato Katsuragi's swimsuit photo

"Please pay attention here."

"Wait for me obediently~"

Do you want to collect it... Ian fell into deep thought.

Legend has it that the words on it were written by Anno's old ruffian...

Well... oh...

Suddenly, a gust of evil wind blew by, and Ian looked around. I found Rei Ayanami standing in the middle of the road.

Ian stared at her, and she stared at Ian.

"Linda, can you locate me?"

"It can be found... it has been located."

"Scan 35 degrees to the left of me at a distance of 85 meters. What's there?"

"There is nothing, uh, wait, there is a low-energy electromagnetic composite signal. The radar did not find it, the optical sensor did not find it, and the multi-spectral scanning device saw a figure. In terms of the form of existence... it is inferred to be the existence of consciousness projection. "

"That is to say... a soul? Rei Ayanami with one eye?"

Ian couldn't bear it any longer and blinked his eyes. The translucent Rei Ayanami disappeared. Listen to the approaching roar, and the heavy footsteps getting closer. Ian picked up the backpack Ikari Shinji left for him.

"What's in it...Nano-armored suit, lightsaber, tablet terminal, data cable, charger. Well, it's enough to deal with ordinary incidents."

"Linda, stop the ship a little farther away, the sky above the Third New Tokyo City is not very safe. If you do the math, stop in the orbit of Mars, leaving 24 spy satellites. And then are you coming to watch the show or watch it remotely? "

"We'll be there in a while. It's not easy to fool the quasi-artificial intelligence of Third New Tokyo City."

"Eh? Do you know how to hack technology?"

"It's Sharon and Grace, they're doing an intelligence disguise for the six of us."

"Boom..."

"Boom..."

"Boom..."

"..."

The sound of heavy footsteps was getting closer and closer along with the vibration. The third and perhaps the fourth apostle walked over with heavy footsteps.

"Is that the apostle..."

I have to say that although the proportions of this thing are quite crazy, it is still pretty good-looking.

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

"Whoosh!"

Three supersonic cruise missiles flew at a height of less than two meters above Ian's head, turned 90 degrees at an intersection, climbed sharply, and rushed towards the slow step together with the remaining dozen cruise missiles approaching from high altitude. walk of the apostles.

"Boom...boom...boom..."

Even though the huge explosion storm was more than two kilometers away, the hem of Ian's shirt was rattling.

Hmm... In order to make it easier to run, Ian pulled out the shirt that was tucked into his trousers. By the way, you can also pin the lightsaber on the back waist without being too conspicuous.

Having said that... that kind of short-distance take-off and landing aircraft's armament...wouldn't it be too poor and weak.

The apostle raised his left hand, and something like a light beam spear pierced through his palm, directly piercing the wing of a short-distance take-off and landing aircraft.

A picture hidden deep in memory emerges.

"Hey... Are you coming at me?" Ian took out the nano-armor suit from his backpack, and pressed the clothing module on his chest. The nano-armor quickly spread and wrapped around Ian's body.

After all, Ian didn't dare to bet on whether Katsuragi Misato would arrive on time to stop the explosion.

Besides...the kind of civilian vehicles...will be blown up together.

He looked up at the crashing plane, checked the direction, and it indeed crashed in his direction.

Ian put his bag on his back and ran away. While staying away from the crash site, the appearance of the armor suit was adjusted to the general school uniform style.

"With a halo...a theater version?" After preparing the appearance, Ian looked back at the flying apostle.

"Boom...Boom!"

The apostle fell heavily, stomping and blasting the crashed plane.

"Sorry, I've been waiting...?" Katsuragi Misato, who was a little skeptical, drove forward with Ian, and lowered the window of the co-pilot. 70 kilometers per hour! ? Is this damn human?

"Are you the connector?" Ian stopped running suddenly, and under the action of the small inertial control device and the micro nozzle, he stopped only 5 meters away.

And Miri's car ran out for nearly 50 meters before stopping. Ian had to run for a while to catch up.

"……you……"

"Power armor, my work."

Ian switched his battle suit to gold-red, then back again.

"Oh..." Hearing the explosion sound from behind, Misato didn't have time to delve into the matter of this color-changing power armor.

After all, Ikari Shinji's mother can be said to be a talented scientific researcher who suppressed an era by herself.

Her son is not evil at all... very abnormal, okay? Even with NERV's technology, it can't make people run at a speed of 70 kilometers per hour. Do all the people in the intelligence department eat dry food?

On the way, Miri kept looking at Ian. And Ian has been observing the apostles who were bombarded indiscriminately through the satellites in the universe.

I didn't notice Misato's scrutinizing expression.

By the way, Ian is still thinking about how to explain the origin of this nano-combat suit, and what appeared out of thin air is too unreliable.

Came to a certain hillside, Misato stopped the car.

"It should be fine at this distance, Shinji-kun, are you not interested in your father's work?" Misato took out a document bag with "Extremely Secret" printed on it.

Ian pulled out an identification card and a booklet from it.

Well, it's basically crap. What about protecting human beings, working together with the world, etc.

After a casual glance, he folded his ID and put it in his backpack. The rest of the things were casually thrown on the back seat.

"Not interested?" Misato tilted her head and took out a telescope. Looking at the battle in the distance, or the one-sided indiscriminate bombing. "It's not easy to have a bad relationship with my father... I'm young..."

"No, it's not about a bad relationship with that man." It's about me not knowing him at all.

Ian opened the car door and got out of the car, slapped the car door, and swallowed and assimilated the Renault car with nanobots.

Although I'm a little embarrassed that her original car is gone, it's better to be safe for her safety.

As for the compensation... wait until she mentions it.

Under Misato's puzzled eyes, Ian rolled up the car window and closed the car door. The nano-armor suit absorbed part of the surrounding matter, and then formed two drills on the feet, which penetrated into the ground.

Then Misato's car did the same, drilling into the asphalt of the road. Then for insurance, a small surface inertial stance stabilization device was installed in the trunk of this car.

"What are you doing?" Misato looked up at Ian suspiciously.

From the corner of the eye, after the figure of the apostle was blocked by the mountains, all the aircraft flying in the sky dodged out of the way.

Misato looked in the direction of the apostle in astonishment. "Could it be that they are going to use n2 mines? Shinji-kun, come in and get down!"

After pushing the door twice, Misato found that the door was locked.

"Hey! Shinji-kun, what the hell are you doing? At this time you..."

A dazzling white light flashed, and a huge pillar of fire rose into the sky.

When the white light came on, Ian turned around. Showing 8 teeth, he smiled super youthfully, stretched out his right hand to Misato, and gave a thumbs up

"Real men never look back at explosions!"

Before the shock wave arrived, Ian raised the helmet of the nano combat suit.

"Cut...forgot that this brat still has this thing on him."

The shock wave swept over Miri's car, and Miri found that the car didn't even shake at all, let alone being blown away.

I saw with my own eyes that a big tree was blown away by the shock wave, hit Ian (Shinji) sideways, broke in two, and hit the car glass without any scratches.

"That nano-combat suit... can it assimilate other objects... its value... probably not lower than EVA." Misato blinked, and tentatively flicked the glass of the car. "I didn't see the assimilation process..."

If Ian could hear what Misato said, he would definitely show it off. Ian put a lot of effort into reducing the nanobot assimilation process. Well, a full ten years.

"It seems that it wasn't something he developed alone...! Perhaps that genius scholar of Ikari Yui left something for her son..."

Misato touched the glass of the car, which was completely the same as before, thinking about it in her mind.

And Ian... is regretting this second act, his convulsion was clearly captured by the Enterprise account above, and the whole process was videotaped.

In the internal communication channel, the six girls were all lying on the earth hammering the floor with laughter, especially seeing that Ian was hit by a tree at least ten times and a big rock three times in just 30 seconds.

It is also very stupid to maintain the youthful posture of comparing thumbs.

After the shock wave completely passed, Misato restarted the car. He tilted his head to look at Ian.

"Go ahead."

"Yeah." Ian opened the car door and put away his helmet. Sit back in the co-pilot.

Miri drove quietly along the way, thinking about some things, such as...

"Should I ask Ritsuko to analyze this car... It is obvious that this car has changed... But the loan has not been repaid, so annoying."

"You didn't ask me any questions along the way, Miss Katsuragi."

Yi An felt that the preoccupied look of the sister next to her didn't fit her personality as a silly big sister in her heart.

Still speak first.

"Huh?" Misato always felt that she had been robbed of her lines.

"For example, the origin of this dress, what happened to your car, why I was so calm in front of the big bang, etc."

"Everyone has their own secret, right? If you are willing to say it, you will tell me sooner or later. After all, we will get along for a long time."

"Yes, I will tell you these things slowly later."

"The entrance is just ahead. This should be the first time you've seen it, the underground city." Renault stopped on the freight train that was temporarily deployed here.

"Well, speaking of the underground city, it is a naturally formed underground space, right? If it is artificially excavated..."

The line of sight suddenly opened up, and it was quite a spectacular underground space. A super-large underground confined space with a height of nearly ten kilometers and a diameter of more than fifty kilometers.

"Wow...it's really spectacular." Ian lay down by the window and looked down.

"This is our secret base, the headquarters of NERV, the key to rebuilding the world, and the final stronghold of mankind."

"Hmm... so what about arming?"

"Eh?"

"Since it's a fortress, it should be armed enough. Forts, missile launchers, etc. Are they all hidden? It's completely invisible. Would you mind introducing me to the hidden designer? ?” Ian carefully observed the surface, there are not many man-made elements, only two overpasses, a regular pyramid, a larger inverted pyramid, and a curved building.

Then there are almost no man-made structures left.

"Ara...you didn't say anything...the interception facilities are all on the ground..." Misato smiled awkwardly.

"So... such a large space... you have buried countless n2 bombs underground. After that thing destroys all the interception facilities, will you die with that thing?"

"This is really..." Misato lay powerlessly on the steering wheel. Although I don't have much opinion on this design, why is it so sarcastic when I say it out of this kid's mouth?

"What a waste..." Ian looked at the walls around the underground space. These places can add forts...