A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

Master Yu said: "What are you doing?"

Yu Yu re-read: "What are you doing?"

The toughness looked up and only remembered, yes, they are two basics, and they are stripped of their clothes and lying on the bed. Is this not quite right?

Gu Xiaoshan’s brain began to wake up and gradually recalled the situation last night. It was quite calm: “Well, let me put on my pants first.”

Yu’s father felt that the momentum could not be lost, and he said, “You don’t want your face, what pants do you want?”

What is the relationship between face and pants?

- Gu Xiaoshan did not want to continue this debate. He only said, "Would your son not wear pants?"

Yu master stunned.

This conversation ended with the concession of Master Yu. Master Yu and Yu Yu left first, and Gu Xiaoshan and the tough guy wore clothes on their backs, and then they said nothing.

The design of Yu Zhai reflects the aesthetics of Yu Laozi, simple and simple. The stairs here are not spiral like the Gu Xiaoshan apartment, but a simple straight line with a plain brown color of the handrail. When you descend the stairs, you can see the chandeliers on the ceiling. Gu Xiaoshan and the tough son did not walk through the stairs together for the first time, but the first time they moved silently and slowly between the squares.

When the toughness was wearing clothes, the mind was still chaotic, but the ears became extremely sharp, and the movement of Gu Xiaoshan came from behind. From the snoring of clothing, the toughness and even the brain make up the fascinating muscles of Gu Xiaoshan, how to cover the thin summer fabric with one inch, just think about it.

He suspects that he really wants to become a fascinated idiot who is obsessed with Gu Xiaoshan.

last night?

What happened last night?

The toughness has no way to think, but it is habitually lazy, and wants to tell everything to the elders in the dining room.

Gu Xiaoshan's last guest's slippers, starting with the toughness from the bedroom, went downstairs. The tough man followed Gu Xiaoshan's back and looked at Gu Xiaoshan's wide back, stunned, until he felt that Gu Xiaoshan had gone the wrong way, and he made a voice: "Ah... that, the living room doesn't seem to be in this direction."

Gu Xiaoshan glanced back and looked at the untidy toughness of the hair. There was a big skylight on the stairs, and a translucent beam of light came in, and it was shining on the surface of the tough. At this moment, Gu Xiaoshan seemed to understand what he was. He was not afraid to touch the toughness. He reached out and touched his hair. He smiled and said: "Or go to the restaurant first, you can’t be hungry. Is it?"

"Yes." The tough guy, Hill brother said everything right.

Gu Xiaoshan went to the restaurant with her toughness on her own initiative, and she was very comfortable to call the maid and asked her to serve breakfast. The helper did not suspect him, he went to prepare. Instead, Yu Yu and his son waited for a while in the living room before being told by the housekeeper that Gu Xiaoshan and the tortoise had breakfast in the dining room.

Master Yu and Yu Yu felt that they did not particularly catch the yellow-footed chicken, especially shameful. Yu Yu said: "I said that I can't give in? You let the first step, the momentum will go down!"

Master Yu said, "Do you think I don't know? But he is right. Isn't it to let us be naked and hungry?"

"Then let the tough people wear clothes to eat, and at the same time tie Gu Xiaoshan naked to the body!" Yu Yu proposed.

Master Yu categorically vetoed: "That is not really a criminal!"

The two fathers and sons groaned each other and finally arrived at the restaurant. The helper pushed the door open for them, but Yu told the helpers to step back and kept the housekeeper waiting outside the door.

Gu Xiaoshan and the tough son are eating breakfast in a suffocating silence. Seeing someone coming in to break the silence is actually a little relieved. Just seeing the crutches in Yu’s hands and the sturdy baseball bats, it’s really not easy.

Master Yu patted the table and said, "Say, what did you do last night!"

Gu Xiaoshan said faintly: "I don't remember."

The toughness also raises his hand: "I don't remember it!"

Yu’s younger son: “Don’t ask you! Shut up! Eat!”

The toughness obediently bowed and continued to eat stomach porridge.

"Do you think you can do nothing when you don't remember?" Yu Yu said with a serious face, "I see you 80% is what we are tough."

The toe was heard, and he raised his head violently. He was immediately warned by the old father's eyes, and he immediately bowed his head to eat porridge.

Gu Xiaoshan showed a helpless smile: "I really don't remember. Last night, isn't it better for you two? Because we are drinking together, and later, I really don't remember. The tough does not remember. It is."

Yu Yu will make a mess: "Oh, is it? Is it garlic? Then I tell you, I didn't want to drink with my dad last night. You and the tough guys have to drink and continue to blow back to the room. We will each Dissipated. Who knows that you are such a person! If you pass him that, and pass it out, will our toughness still live?"

Gu Xiaoshan just wants to smile and scream: "The toughness is not a big niece, how many girlfriends have been handed over, and what is still alive?"

"Oh." Yu Yu took a shot. "Then you just admitted that you took him that!"

Gu Xiaoshan still insisted on his own words: "I am drunk, I don't remember."

"If you are drunk, you should be fine?" Yu Yu waved his baseball bat and screamed, "Where are you in our family?"

Master Yu also tried to wield a cane, but he was afraid of accidentally overturning the corrugated porridge on the tabletop. When he was too busy to clean up, he would be complained by the housekeeper, and he only snorted and expressed dissatisfaction.

Gu Xiaoshan found that the people in the Yu family could not be reasonable. After all, his logic was difficult to get along with these people. This time it was a premeditated, organized, but technically unpredictable "fairy jump" as the protagonist of fraud. The child is still in the drums and does not know how to cooperate. It is really difficult to carry on.

Gu Xiaoshan knocked on the table and asked the tough tongue: "What do you think?"

The toughness blinked and looked blank.

Master Yu said: "Don't talk to him!"

The toughness is lowering the porridge.

Gu Xiaoshan spread his hand: "What do you want to do? Send me to the police station and tell me to use alcohol to commit crimes?"

"That won't be. This kind of thing says that everyone has no face. You don't want to find any good people in the future, including our toughness." Yu Yu knocked on the table with a baseball bat to make a warning and a big model. Sit down on the chair and say, "I see, you are engaged first!"

"Oh--" The toughness was shocked, and a porridge was sprayed on the face of his brother.

God knows how much strength and perseverance Gu Xiaoshan used to laugh.

The toughness is finally clear-minded - perhaps it can be said to be "woke up": "What do you mean? What engagement? Who is engaged with whom? Who am I engaged with? Who is engaged with Gu Xiaoshan?"

Yu Yu said: "I can't let him take advantage of you. I don't want to be responsible for it! Do you think that we are so bully? If you listen to your brother, that's it!"

"Hmm?!!! Ah!!!!" The toughest diligently digested the plot.