A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

"Well?" Gu Xiaoshan suddenly took a cold sweat, which has nothing to do with the feelings of the toughness. "Yes... is there anything?"

Master Yu opened the chair and sat down. He also gestured to Yu Yu to sit down and smiled and said, "Nothing, let us apologize to you!"

"Well?" Gu Xiaoshan was very confused, but kept a polite smile. "Where is this? I am always good with Yu!"

Yu Yu said with a serious face: "How can you lie in front of your elders? When will I be with you?"

"Oh..." Gu Xiaoshan always felt that Yu Yu didn't play cards according to common sense, and he had to deal with it. "Yes."

Yu Yu sat down and said, "This is the case. I told my dad, I misunderstood you and Zhixuan before, and then you smashed your scissors in your office and almost smashed your head."

Gu Xiaoshan is very embarrassed, but the face is chic, with a big hand: "What's the matter? I don't miss your head!"

Master Yu coughed twice and said seriously: "You can't use it."

"Yes, yes," Gu Xiaoshan really thought it was this thing. He said, "This is fine, no need to apologize."

"Yes, what you want," Yu Yu picked up a beautifully elegant jug from the table and took it with a small wine bucket. He gave Gu Xiaoshan a half cup to himself. "Come, I respect you!"

The cups and jugs are complete sets. They are a kind of small wine cellar that is especially exquisite. The amount of wine is not much. Gu Xiaoshan didn't think there was a problem, so he did it.

Master Yu said: "Hey, I didn't teach my son! I also respect you!" After that, Master Yu also poured a cup and gave Gu Xiaoshan a drink. Gu Xiaoshan also did it. Then, Yu Yu said again: "Speaking, the tough son has got a stomach sickness in these two days, do you know?"

Gu Xiaoshan said, "I really don't know..."

Yu Yu, while filling the glass with Gu Xiaoshan, said: "This is really an anecdote. He gave himself a wine and then poisoned himself! What level is this!"

Gu Xiaoshan accompanied the smile and said: "This, this is the level of playing the werewolf to kill the witch!"

Then everyone laughed.

Yu Yu also tried his best to express his own talkative side. Although Yu Master has not been in the wine bureau for a long time, but it is also a sword, but also joined the battle, tigers and tigers. Although Gu Xiaoshan feels that something is wrong, but because of the feelings, can not withdraw, and the size of the wine cellar is small, drink not much, there is no wariness.

What he didn't know, however, was that the jug that was matched with the wine cellar was a yin-yang pot and two kinds of wine. Yu’s father and son drink ordinary wine, while Gu Xiaoshan’s deliberately prepared wine has a special flavor, soft taste, and strong stamina. The three bowls are not on the job. It’s the long-lost “playing tigers tonight”.

Halfway through, the toughness is coming. He was late, because he had to wash it to see his sweetheart, but he found that his sweetheart was super wolverine. Yu Yu saw the toughness, and took him to sit down and said, "You are well, let's drink half of it. Your body just recovered, drink as little as you like."

The toughness had just recovered, and the amount of alcohol was poor. It was also knocked down by two cups of "Tiger tonight."

It’s really **** or old-fashioned. Gu Xiaoshan is a fox-like person. He was not warned for a while, and was also given up by the two brothers.

"And then?" Yu Yu asked.

"Come up!" Commander Yu.

This drunken person is especially heavy, not to mention that Gu Xiaoshan is a tall man who often wears out fitness. It is also very difficult for Yu Yu to pick him up at a time, and he must not cast a look for help from Yu. Master Yu is too lazy to say: "I am a young man, osteoporosis, and count on me?"

Yu Yu had to call the butler, the butler looked at this, and the staller said that he could help: "I am older."

Yu Yu is also mad, but there is no way. It is not good for an outsider like security to deal with this matter, but he has to take people to go to the bedroom. When I arrived at the room, Yu Yu was quick to break off: "Why am I proposing this brainless plan?"

Master Yu nodded: "I also feel very shameful, but there is no way, and I can't see the scorpion."

Yu Yu said: "It is really illegal for us to catch yellow chickens like this?"

The rooster's feet are dark yellow, so the rooster is also called "yellow-footed chicken." In ancient times, when Cantonese people wanted to catch a rooster, they used the hen as a bait. Let the roosters have a big heart and make a move. This trick was later used by criminals to humans, which was to induce male humans to have an improper OOXX relationship and thus extort money. This method is also called "Fairy Jump" in Taiwan.

Master Yu said: "We are not a yellow-footed chicken! We have not blackmailed Gu Xiaozi's money, but I have to pay for this kid to live up and down! You see, let's even pit together with the tough!"

Yu Yu felt that his father said it was right. He raised another concern: "When I wake up the next day, I am afraid that Gu Xiaoshan will come over and hate it! What happens when the scene is not good?"

Master Yu said: "If he is really annoyed, we must give him a step down, let him go, we are not lawless! At this time, it is good to call the housekeeper to the round. He is very good at this. We are again Apologize, wait for me to give up my old face and apologize to him for making a mistake and saying that he has made a mistake and he can't say anything. He has to comfort me in turn. These Svens are the most afraid of rogues!"

This singer has a set of ones, and he listens to it with a sigh of relief. He wants to be good, and he is engaged in serious business. Otherwise, there is another unscrupulous bully in this city. He did not know that Yu’s acting was so good that he was so frustrated that he had to be a good man from an early age.

Yu’s opinion is that it is very difficult for a person to develop, and it is very difficult to master the position. If you don't have this IQ, it's better to be an honest person.

Master Yu never dared to say anything about the teachings, but in fact he felt that his education "minimum program" was realized. Although he was not smart and sensitive, he was indeed an honest man.

Gu Xiaoshan is not a "honest man", and it is impossible for him to be honestly caught in yellow-legged chicken. Yu Laozi can only hope that things will develop in a good way.

When Gu Xiaoshan woke up, he was top-heavy and felt that his legs were extremely numb, which seemed to be crushed by heavy objects. He subconsciously reached out and pushed, and he could not touch the slippery skin. Gu Xiaoshan was so scared that he suddenly woke up and saw a smooth leg on the squat of his next door, resting on his lap.

Gu Xiaoshan immediately woke up, still sitting dizzy when sitting up, only to see the curtains half-masked, embroidered with purple and dark green yarn, the pattern is complex, semi-transparent sunlight is more gorgeous, it is not familiar, this is positive It is the curtain that he picked in the toughness in India, and the carpet is a set.

Then...

Through the light from the curtain gap, Gu Xiaoshan squinted and looked at the layout of the room, as well as the familiar aroma of the air floating in the air - here, especially, the room of the tough!

His heart suddenly jumped up and looked down at the next group of beggars - or bought by Gu Xiaoshan - and found a furry head, his face was not revealed, but he recognized the exposed auricle. This is a sturdy and toughness. So... this barefoot on his lap is also a stubborn leg?

Gu Xiaoshan originally wanted to push this leg away. Looking at it now, the bare legs are white like snow in the sunlight leaking into the window. It is very touching, but Gu Xiaoshan is inexplicably not. Dare to touch.

His head is still dizzy, I don't know if it is because of alcohol or because of other things, the brain is rusty and slow.

Suddenly, the door was opened, and the old man came in with a cane, and the electric light was turned on with a bang. The light of the incandescent lamp is very dazzling, sprinkled on the bed of this gorgeous embroidered line, which appears to be the smoother and whiter of the legs of Gu Xiaoshan.

Yu master shouted: "What are you doing!" The screaming attracted Yu Yu, and Yu Yu also pushed in the door, opened the curtains, let the sun sway, and read indignation: "What are you doing!"

The tough son is a head pig, and it should be awakened at the moment. He was scared to get up, the quilt slipped off his shoulders, and the entire upper body was exposed in the bright bedroom. Gu Xiaoshan’s ear groaned, his mind was blank, his hands stretched out subconsciously, and wrapped the body of the toughness back into the quilt.

The toughness is also unknown, the headache is cracking, and before it reacts, I feel that my arms are surrounded by a pair of arms, and then the warm bedding surrounds myself. The tough scorpion grabbed the soft corner, and looked back behind it, but saw the big window slid into the hot sun. Gu Xiaoshan’s face was in the backlight, and the body was also naked, except for the sensitive parts covered with small blankets. It can be regarded as naked.

"Wow!" The tough face changed a lot, but the top of the head was smoky, but squinted and looked at Gu Xiaoshan's body. "Wow, hill brother..." Wow, the hill brother is very good.