A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

In the morning, the toughness was also awakened by the sun, and I climbed up and heard the washing in the bathroom, so I didn't bother. Just the mobile phone also rang, and the toughness saw the phone call of Yushu. I quickly picked it up and pressed the dice and asked, "What? Is there a news of the hill brother?"

Yu Yu listened to the tough voice speaking in a low voice, and he said with a suspicious voice: "What about being a thief?" The tough man explained: "No, Mr. Uncle is brushing his teeth, afraid that he will hear it."

"Um ???!!!" Yu Yu stunned for a while, "ah !!!!!!"

Later, Yu Yu shook his head. He believed that he had misunderstood or misunderstood, and he confirmed the same as checking the information: "What is Uncle? Who are you brushing with?" The firm answered honestly: "I Without brushing, Shu Jingyi got up earlier than me, he was brushing."

"Um ???!!!" Yu Yu stunned for a while, "ah !!!!!!"

The toughness did not seem to feel anything wrong. Yu Yu remembered the incident of He Jun and said only: "Brother, you honestly told me, do you have any special hobbies?"

"what?"

"You don't like Gu Xiaoshan, do you like Green Hill?"

"Hmm!!!!" The toughness was gone for a while, "Ah!!!!"

Yu Yu also felt that he was not good at criticizing the other party. He thought that he was a family. He hated Gu Xiaoshan so much, and he calmed down: "It doesn't matter. Brother will still stand on your side and give you help and support."

The toughness is puzzled, but listening to Yu Yin’s warm words, he can only answer: "Thank you brother?" Yu Yu said, "What do you say, family, are you going to O City?" "Yeah. I happened to meet Mr. Uncle at the hotel. He has a house in O City, and he is very familiar with it. He said to guide me. Now let's take the train."

Yu Yu said this to understand, and thought, "This singer can't talk to the individual and scare the dead," but he has some doubts: "Do you still live in a house?" The tough answer: "Yes, there is also a Take care of it." Yu Yu nodded. "You really need to take care of it."

Yu Yu gave a confession, saying that Gu Xiaoshan was still in the mountains, but he had already confirmed which hill was there, and then gave the position to the tough. The toughness took out the position that Shu Jingyi gave him to paint. He found that there was a residence in Shu Jingyi in the mountain where Gu Xiaoshan was located. It was a surprise, and almost immediately decided to go there.

Uncle Jingyi came out of the bathroom. It was not his usual suit and suit. He even wore some white strapless jeans, black lacquered high-heeled boots, and a white shirt on the upper body. It was probably because of fear of heat. A few buttons on the top, revealing a faint chest line. Probably **** is not a woman's patent, the man reveals a little line, it seems to be very arresting.

Uncle Jing smiled at him: "When you get off the bus, go hunting, how?" The toe listened and his eyes glowed: "Okay! Good!" The tough looked at the uncle Jing cowboy Dressing up in the wind, looking up at him like a child, he said with a sigh: "I want to wear this too!" Uncle Jing stood up taller than the tough, and leaned down slightly, his eyes shallow from the tough. The light peach blossoms passed over, and the pair of black and bright eyes on the toughness, he said with a smile: "I do have clothes, but you probably won't fit well."

The toughness also forgot to look for Gu Xiaoshan, and the heart was filled with novelty.

His hobby has always been a big boy. He likes cars and toy guns when he was a child. When he grows up, his home sports car is not enough. However, because of regulatory issues, he has never touched a gun. Every time he goes abroad, he is also under the "guardianship" of his family or assistant. He has never tried to hunt abroad. It is a pity that he thinks about it.

When they got off the train, they got the car to pick them up. It is estimated that Shu Jingyi arranged it early. The car arrived at the hunting area, and there was a guide to the hunting club waiting there. Normal uncle Jingyi hunting is not invited, but because there are tough people today, I invited the guide. Because the toughness said that he had not learned the gun along the way, he always asked if it was illegal.

Uncle Jingyi would appease: "It doesn't matter, I am professional." The toughness of the uncle is that the hair of the uncle is white and the style is polite, and naturally it is unbelievable. Uncle Jingyi smiled helplessly, then called and arranged a professional guide to make him feel at ease.

The toughness saw the guide. When I saw this brown skin full of earthy English muscles, the thick man said "OK, OK, Noproblem", actually better than anything. Probably the toughness is also considered to be a "prejudiced" general public. Looking at this person is so rude to the indigenous people, it is estimated that every day is riding to work, cooking wood, cooking, must be hunting.

At the same time, he also felt that this western cowboy was dressed very cool. He took a shot and took a shot. It was so cool that he didn't have friends, and he didn't want to be a circle of friends. The tortoise is wearing the clothes of the uncle, so it is a bit big for him, but it does not matter, a pair of pants are stuffed into the boots, the sleeves are rolled up, and the collar is also learned. Untied the two buttons, although there is no chest line, but it is also very good-looking - he thinks.

He took a picture with pride and asked Uncle Jing to say, "You see, this one can't see?" Uncle Jingyi replied: "Good-looking." The tough guy smiled and sent a circle of friends. Uncle Jing’s gaze swayed at the neckline of the toughness and asked, "What did you say before, is the darker body on the body mean this one?" said, Shu Jingyi reached out again. Gently click on the clavicle of the tough.

The toughness also touched the small round black scorpion on the collarbone and said, "Yes, although there is no bulge, it is not big, but the color is a bit deep, it seems a bit unsightly." Uncle Jing smiled: " It won't."

Uncle Jing bought a reindeer ticket in advance, so they could legally hunt a reindeer. The tough man asked: "Can't you buy two more?" The hunting guide laughed. "This year, the quota for reindeer tickets is only a hundred and dozens. It is not a random purchase." The toon listened and said, "Is this a protected animal? Then let's not hunt."

Hunting and thinking, "Well, rich people wear 13, you love animals to hunt." However, he still has a very ethical and patient answer: "No problem, let's tens of thousands of heads here, only one hundred years of hunting, it will not affect." The toughness is more assured.

After that, the tortoise followed the wizard to train the shooting. The training is so simple that people who are so dull to the tortoise feel that the hunting guide is paddling. The precautions for hunting guides are also very urgent and fast, because English is not standard, and the toughness is also confusing. After the hunting guide, I finally repeated the phrase "You will listen to me anyway", and finally gave the tough "a fool gun" with a high-end sight, which is a gun that can be used by fools.

The tough test was tried and found to be a fool, and he used it very well. The scope has been pre-calibrated by the uncle, and the tough pen is happy to shoot an apple within 10 meters by this shotgun. Hunting thought: "Mom, the rich people are really pens. Do you want money for bullets?"

Bullets are of course asking for money.

Gu Xiaoshan hunting tends to use the bow to enjoy the fun, occasionally encountering bears or deer will consider whether to use firearms according to the situation.

Gu Xiaoshan didn't even think about the operation of shooting an apple with a gun. Uncle Jingyi is also, but he is very happy when he looks at the toughness. However, he still discouraged the other party. The reason is of course not that "the bullets are asking for money", nor that "the bullets that are carried are limited and not wasted." They only said with a smile: "This will scare the prey and may affect others."

The toe was shot with a gun, and the face was thin and white next to the black gun: "Ah? Is there anyone else here?" He didn't seem to worry about scaring the prey. In fact, he was not interested in hunting, just liked to play. gun.

"Who knows?" Uncle Jing helped the toughness to tighten the string of the red hat. "The hat is well worn. If you meet someone else, what do you think you are a prey?" The toughness stroked the hat: "Is there such a thing?"

Uncle Jingyi nodded: "So you should wear a hat. Even if you are in the distance, you should know that you are not a rabbit or a reindeer." The tough guy smiled: "I don't think it looks like a rabbit or a reindeer?"

In this forest, hares and squirrels are running all over the place, but few people are there. As long as the toughness does not shoot, it is still very quiet. Uncle Jing is still gently advising him, don't shoot indiscriminately, because I don't know if there will be a visitor like them in the woods. The toughness will be nodded. Uncle Jingyi saw that the toughness was still holding a gun at the edge of the car. He held his hand and said in the tone of the teaching: "If there is no prey, please don't shoot the gun. If you don't shoot, the bullet does not need to be loaded." The face was close, and the breath of the body was caged again. It was still the spread of the bitter gentian, and even overshadowed the grass.

Shu Jingyi said it well. This mountain forest looks like no one, but in fact, there are still tourists, but the jungle is hidden, it is difficult to see. There was a commotion in the jungle, and a high-top Mercedes-Benz slowly drove out. The toughness couldn't help but look at the past, but saw the car door open, and came out of a person, still dressed in the western cowboy style, but also a high nose. When the toughness saw the gun in his hand, he said with great enthusiasm: "Small brother!" It was just like Sanha.