A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

The tough smile smiled and asked the uncle to sit down and said, "Mr. Uncle is also coming to the dog..." He wanted to say "dog fare meeting" and found that no meeting was named after "short" - this is awkward. He traveled across the ocean, but he did not know what the name of the meeting was. He couldn't help but pick up his own brother, and he was not civilized at all, but also the president.

Uncle Jing smiled slightly, and seemed to wait for the toughness to finish the words. When he found the tough tongue, he went up with a friendly saying: "What are you attending? I am on vacation." The toughness said, " Oh, vacation, vacation is good." Uncle Jing saw the page on the tough computer and said with amazement: "Would you like to go to O City?" The toughness sensitively captures the word "also" and quickly nods. Asked: "Mr. Uncle is going to O City for a holiday?" Uncle Jingyi nodded and said, "There is a rare place in C, a place with a low degree of commercialization, which is very suitable for vacation."

"This way... I, I think so too." The heart of the heart secretly thanked Shu Jingyi and found a reasonable excuse to go to O City.

Uncle Jing seems to have a good time and asked: "Are you also going to O City for a holiday?"

The tough scalp parrot learns tongue: "Well... yes, I think that, the scenery is good, um, the degree of commercialization is light, very good. I want to see." Uncle Jing asked: "You think Is the destination?"

The toughness shook his head blankly: "No, I am looking at it."

Uncle Jingyi’s eyebrows bent again and seemed to be in a good mood: “I’m very familiar with it. If you don’t give up, I will give you a guide. What do you think?” The tough thought, I don’t know when Gu Xiaoshan came out of the mountain. There is nothing to do with the horizontal and vertical, it is better to play with a wave of Mr. Uncle, and I will happily agree.

Uncle Jing said that he is familiar with O City. He is not lying, just pointing at the map and saying, "Here, here and here have my property. Which side do you want to live on?"

The tough eyes widened and said, "You are not pulling this bird - this three remote places to buy three houses?"

Uncle Jing smiled and said, "Yes, I just wanted to buy one. I can say that I can buy two for one. I can’t stand the temptation." The eyes of the tougher are even bigger: "The house can also buy two. One?"

"Of course not," Uncle Jing smiled and said, "Cheat you." It is still the same tone of the word, the broadcast, "You still believe."

The toughness was stunned for a while, only to know that this uncle was old-fashioned, but not old. The tough thought took it and said, "Is it not going to say that there are three suites, but also lie to me?"

Uncle Jing smiled: "You will know when you go."

The toughness does not doubt him. Instead, Uncle Jing turned over the phone and looked at the tough son and asked, "When are you going to leave?" The tough man replied: "I am a idle person, with you. When do you leave, when will I leave." Jingyi smiled and nodded: "This is not bad, I am also a idler. I can also leave at any time." After that, Shu Jingyi asked: "Would you like to take the train or the plane?"

When the tough scorpion smashed, he said, "Don't let me make a choice. You can make a decision. I will listen to you." The temper is really used to helping others arrange everything. He is also a big heart, and Uncle Jing can't help but say, "Then you are not afraid that I will sell you."

The tough haha ​​laughed: "You sell it, no one buys it!"

Uncle Jing also joked: "As long as the price is right, nothing can't be sold." The toon listened to this and felt that there was some truth. Then he asked, "How much is it right for me?" Shu Jingyi said. Then I have to look at it, and I got close to the toughness. It was too close. The toughness smelled the bitterness of the other side. The smell of his squid came with his breath: "Well, I see how much." Very suitable." Uncle Jing smiled and quickly retired, turning the light black business phone in his hand: "The train ticket. You don't mind." The tough nod.

Tough rides rarely take the train, and if they can choose, they are all in the first class.

Of course, he occasionally travels by train. When he habitually walks into the special lane of the first-class car, Uncle Jing pulls him: "Let's sit in the standard room." The toughness is a bit surprised, like a human head. I heard the words "standard room" once. Uncle Jing gently took his sleeve angle and walked in the other direction. The toughness also followed him. In the dimly lit corridor, I saw Shu Jingyi bowing his head and his eyes were smiling. "Oh, are you dissatisfied?" The tough said: "It is not the reason, just Never tried before."

Uncle Jing replied: "I guess too." The toughness curiously asked: "Why?" Uncle Jingyi stopped in the footsteps, and then looked at him with a smile, and slowly said: "You are a kind of "spoofed" look." This is literally ironic, but from the mouth of Shu Jingyi, it is soft and soft, just a no-nosed ridicule.

The toughness is not clear, what is called "sweet and spoiled".

This is a modern train and the facilities are good. Uncle Jingyi naturally considers that the toughness is "petitive and accustomed", and it is not the cheapest "standard room", but the "standard first-class room", which is only equal to the "first-class room". The "first class" is a bed and a room. This "standard first class" is two beds and one room. Because of the train compartment, even the first-class room is relatively narrow, and the bed is separated from the bed by a window.

The toughness is also very doubtful about the position of the luggage. Before he figured it out, Shu Jingyi opened the locker with his eyes open, stuffed the suitcase of the toughness into the door and closed the door. The tough tongue said a word, only to find that the CEO of the group of people gave their own assistants a job, but also very shameful. The toughness thought again and found another problem. Hurry and said: "This time the ticket, and the last KTV money, I am relying on you!" Uncle Jing smiled and said: "But a little money, What does it mean to mention this?"

The toughness is also the master of not spending money, but he knows that these one-one presidents, one more than one, the money is extremely accurate. Only he is a profligate person who does not produce. He and Shu Jingyi are unfamiliar after all, and they are not good at spending money. They only say, "Small money is also money, or it is clear. You don’t all of your businessmen say "brothers, clear accounts", and, what? There are borrowed and returned." Uncle Jingyi smiled and said: "This is of course, now is not anxious, when you are still back."

When I was talking about this, the train just entered the tunnel, and there was no light in all directions. Only the lights hanging from the top of the head made a faint light, which reflected into the eyes of Shu Jingyi. There was a kind of wild wolf in the jungle. The light in the eye. The toughness shuddered, but the train passed through the tunnel again, and the sun shone again. The bright light is still very beautiful on the smiling face of Shu Jingyi.

The toughness fixed the mind, and some said with anxiety: "Oh, of course I will still pay? Do you want to charge me a high interest?" Uncle Jing is still laughing: "No, and, what does it mean to say money?" What? Are you the one who lacks the money?"

The toughness is even more strange: "What is that?" Uncle Jing replied: "I have a manor there. You go to pick some grapes and make it into wine. Give it to me when you open the spring next year. The principal is over." The tough guy yelled: "So?"

Uncle Jingyi said: "Yes." The tough curious asked: "What else?" Uncle Jing said: "There is a small hunting ground there, you go to fight a rabbit, bake it for me. Count interest." The toughness is hard-faced: "Rabbit?"

Uncle Jingyi thought that the tough son thought that "the rabbit is so cute, how can he kill the rabbit", and asked: "The rabbit can't, can the pheasant always be?"

The tough road said: "That's even worse. The rabbit has run fast, the pheasant can fly, how can I catch it?" Uncle Jingyi laughed: "It turned out to be afraid of this, it doesn't matter. I have it there. Very good shotgun." After all, the tough son is a big boy. When he listens to the "shotgun", he will light his eyes: "Ah, is it a real shotgun?"

Uncle Jingyi said: "Nature is true. If the merchant dares to sell me a fake, I will take the gun to his head and pull the trigger to let him try the fakes of the fake." When Jing Jing said this, it was still the swaying swaying, the word is round, but the temper is chilling. Uncle Jingyi saw that the idiot was really scared, and said softly: "Just kidding."

The toughness lies on the side of the bed, facing the uncle. Uncle Jing is also lying on his side, facing him.

The sun has fallen and the moon has risen. Lying on the side of the tough, the original can still have a match with Shu Jingyi, did not talk, and soon felt sleepy, half said, actually fell asleep when the eyes closed. Uncle Jingyi also squinted, waiting for the toughness to finish the words, did not hear the sound, he opened his eyes, see the faint light reflected the tough, very quiet sleep, like a big child.

The author has something to say: I saw some readers who reported that the plot is progressing too slowly... It’s really not the number of water words. My style is like this. (The previous article was also very slow, and the "Tian attacking the land" is a 4W word. It only appeared...) So please be patient with me... I really don’t lie... it’s my style [laughing cry]... of course, I will adjust it according to the reader’s feedback... well, I don’t know what to say. , is it more respectful?