Zombie University

"How do you stay with Song Fei?"

"you are still alive?!"

"I will not die if you die!"

"Whatapity!"

"Shit!"

"Fuck!"

"Asshole!"

"Bastard!"

……

Song Fei and Kuang Ye enjoyed three minutes of English listening.

The intercom is no better than instant messaging equipment. It ’s not that you can take the next sentence immediately after you finish a sentence. You must ask the other party to finish and release the intercom key. Only then can you press the intercom key to regain the right to speak. In case the other party has finished scolding and does not want to let go of the intercom button, then you have to hold back the TOEFL IEL GRE.

But this way of dialogue did not cause any obstacles for Joskey and Mavison ’s scolding. In 180 seconds, there was an amazing "precision turn system" in the dialogue between the two parties. If you say one word for me, I will give it to you after you say it. After you have finished speaking, you will change me. Not a current sound, you would think these two people are in a voice and video.

"Are you saying that they really look down on each other?" Kuang Ye struggled for a long time, and decided to exchange views with Song Fei, "How can I feel good and be almost alone."

Song Fei took out a bottle of mineral water from his bag and took a small sip of moisturizing throat. I do n’t know why listening to these two people is more dry than talking.

After drinking and **** on the bottle cap again, he focused on solving the problem for Kuang Ye: "Don't all idol dramas like this, let's look down on each other first. After the plot, half of the plot will love to die or live."

Kuang Ye waited for a long time to come to such a conclusion, his eyes widened in surprise: "Joskey is **** too ?!"

Song Fei: "Why do you need to accentuate the word" Ye "and it sounds like you are thrown away ..."

Kuang Ye: "You are too sensitive to lead ..."

"Who the **** is gay--" Joskey growled from the intercom.

Song Fei puzzled to see Ma Weisen, who was innocent, and Nunu chin towards Kuang Ye: "I just pressed the button to speak, who knows he has such a loud voice."

Kuang Ye 囧, Song Feile, quickly went to Ma Weisen to take the walkie-talkie, and said with a smile: "Johns, we did not say that you are gay, Kuang Ye and I just think that you have an unusual feeling for wi ... uh, classmate Ma."

The intercom was quiet for a few seconds.

Then—

"Then I should be gay."

Mavison ’s white eyes have been turned into the ninth heaven, if the eyelashes are longer, this turn can fly bangs.

Seeing that these two people's grievances are not a one-day cold, and resolving them is by no means one day's merits, Song Fei decisively took control of the call and called back the bf who can really do great things: "Qi Yan, please take the interphone from Qiao Siqi paw Pull it out. "

Two seconds, the opposite side is replaced, the instant calm voice makes the whole world feel safe--

"Well, it's finished."

Song Fei held back the corner of his mouth desperately trying to go up, and tried to make his voice calm and objective: "We are in the player lounge. If you are not sure about the position of the window, go directly to the roof and contact you again when you arrive."

"it is good."

Simple and bright, no more nonsense.

But Song Fei's intentions are never exhausted, and he doesn't want to end the communication so dryly. After two seconds, I added another sentence: "Watch out for safety."

There was also a moment of silence over there, before saying seriously and seriously: "Relax, wash and wait for me."

"..."

Who the **** did they learn to stuff yellow discs into DVD boxes of hundreds of forums! ! !

Finally, I ended this period except for the first two seconds of intercom contact on the track. Song Fei continued to wait here, while Qi Yan was temporarily closed.

The next step for the basketball court trio is to wait.

Like Qi Yan believed that he and Kuang Ye could meet the big army, he also believed that his friends would arrive soon.

However, before the meeting, it is still necessary to find out the love and hatred of new partners and old comrades.

"Is there two?" Carefully holding Song Fei's jerky, Maweisen blinked pitifully, "Not enough ..."

"There is no more nonsense." Song Fei said, struggling to get back.

Everyone who eats hard or does n’t eat softly immediately puts it in his mouth, and then sticks to the ancient lesson of eating a short mouth, drying the meat and telling the past——

"Actually, there is nothing to talk about. We are classmates. The student numbers are next to each other. The grades are equal. The dormitory is next door. The value is one day at a time ... Finally, I can see it without saying this ... "

Kuang Ye: "... our patience is limited."

Song Fei: "Ma, trouble, horse, go, go, enter, correct, question."

"It's not a matter of feelings yet." Mavison scratched his hair, and his fresh face was childish.

Song Fei and Kuang Ye: "You really have something to do!"

"... What good are we two for you!" Maverick collapsed and was not lyrical anymore. He said dry goods immediately. "At that time, we both liked a girl at work at the same time. The girl had a good impression on me, but I While preparing to confess here, johns pryed away, and the whole class knew that I had a close relationship with that girl, and it was almost assumed that we were a pair, and the sword would win over love! "

"What about later?" Kuang Ye and Song Fei asked almost in unison, curiously anxious.

Mavison sighed quietly, with a sad expression: "Later, the girl still couldn't let me down, so she didn't really associate with that guy. Soon after, she applied for a foreign university and left this sad place directly."

Song Fei was confused: "Did you say that Joskey pryed away, but said that the girl did not associate with him, did he pry away?"

"Of course I pryed away!" At this point, Maweisen had no room for negotiation. "He didn't intervene enough. I and the girl sat together in class every day, accompanied by late evening self-study, and even the girl's whim was going to the playground to run laps. , Unstoppable! "

Kuang Ye: "After he gets involved?"

Mavison: "Just take the girl to eat, drink, and play! As long as there is no class, run outside, relying on your own broken car, traveling in the mountains and water, eating spicy, vulgar!"

"No," Kuang Ye looked closer at Mavison's sincere teeth, and really wanted to find out, "You feel your own conscience, whether you hate him for love, or are you jealous of that girl?"

Mavison: "..."

"Okay, I believe him." Song Feila returned to Kuang Ye, and at the same time relieved the new classmates, "It's all past things, you don't always have to be grudged. Besides, Qiao Siqi is rich and capricious, you can still treat What's he doing? He can't help it. This is the same. "

"Why not?" Mavison looked disdainful. "It's just that there is a problem with the money view. Who is still a bit short of money, but money is not such a wayward way. The money my mother hits my card every month, I only After taking the last four fractions, I can't move the whole number. If you can't spend it anymore, it will be your parents' hard-earned money.

Song Fei: "... then don't you buy interest-preserving money and eat interest?"

Mavison: "Trouble, don't like to play."

Song Fei: "..."

Kuang Ye: "Will you continue to comfort his mother?"

Song Fei: "I miss the Monday law very much now."

——Zhou family has children, Qiu Fu sniper rifle, fire at the sight of money, burst into money madness.

Until the flame of class struggle burned less intensely, Song Fei asked hopefully, do you have a car at school? The answer I got later was, yeah, riding the wind is particularly windy. Song Fei did not continue to ask, and added a handful of firewood to the weak Qiu Fu flame.

Beijing time, 10:30 pm, more than an hour has passed since the walkie-talkie contacted.

There is only a Mingfeng Lake between the activity center and the basketball hall, and the distance is not too close, but it is definitely not far away. But when the university was immersed in the high winds of zombies, the road became a long journey.

In the lounge, three people leaned against each other, silent and quiet.

There is no communication, but after a while, someone will take out his phone to check the time, and his anxiety is all reflected in the cold light of the mobile phone screen after another.

Finally, a sound came from the roof, breaking the quiet air.

But it ’s neither a walkie talkie nor a shout from a friend, it ’s not loud but brittle and very penetrating——

Ding!

Kuang Ye and Ma Weisen faced each other, dazed: "Which time is the microwave oven?"

Song Fei's black line, while quickly getting up and going to the window, while popularizing science: "It is the triangle iron of our classmate Zhao He."

"... Where are all the artifacts from you?" Song Fei had checked in front of the window, and Ma Weisen had to ask Kuang Ye nearby.

The latter is totally ashamed: "How do I know that I will come one day earlier than you."

Mavison: "Are you also a transfer student?"

Kuang Ye: "The student number is right in front of you."

Mavison: "I don't really like the person whose student number is next to me ..."

Kuang Ye: "..."

カ ラ ——

Almost as soon as the window sash opened, Song Fei made a deliberate depression call: "Here--"

In a blink of an eye, the buddy jumped down like a dumpling and entered through the window.

After waiting for Zhao He and Wu Zhou in the back of the team, Song Fei resolutely closed the window and locked the lock. This was how the little friends looked embarrassed by the light.

One by one looks like rolling out of the mud, gray face, Qi Yan is even worse, directly caught in the water, the hair is all attached to the face, the clothes are all attached to the body, the down jacket has long disappeared, but the figure is more distinct.

After entering the house, the little friends ignored the speech and sat on the ground first. Except for Qi Yan, they took out their bags and took water, panting.

"What's the situation?" Song Fei felt distressed, and asked while grabbing the hem of Qi Yan's pullover.

Qi Yan cooperated with raising his arms.

Song Fei mentioned above, and then took off his shirt neatly, threw it to the ground, and then brought a dry basketball vest to Qi Yan as a towel to wipe his head and wipe his face.

Qi Yan instinctively raised his hand when Song Fei's arm was stretched out to pick it up. As a result, he just raised a little bit and the jersey was already covering his head. Song Fei's movement was not light and heavy, and it was tickling, quite quite Comfortable.

Qi Yan withdrew his hand silently, naturally as if he had never lifted it, squinting lazily and enjoying quietly.

It seems that someone just asked "What's the situation"?

The head wiper and the wiped head can't remember clearly, just ignore it.

A small friend suddenly discovered that no matter how he was hunted down by zombies, it was no more painful to be choked to death by dog ​​food one after another with pink bubble special effects.

Then he forgot the bad goods together, and he communicated with himself.

The twists and turns of more than an hour are actually three or two sentences. After meeting the corpses by the lake, Qi Yan and the zombies fell into the water, and then went ashore, and finally drove the zombies away with the friends and rushed to the basketball hall. .

Until he was curious to ask the source of the triangle iron, Ma Weisen first learned the ins and outs of the Wu Sheng class to find the radio. Surprised, he was even more amazed: "You are so handsome, what other survival class, with the SEALs!"

Wusheng class friends were very shocked that Mavison didn't know about radio and news from beginning to end.

Did not even calm down like Huang Mo, asked him: "So what faith do you rely on for so many days?"

Mavison thought hard and didn't find any spiritual pillars in the tall, so I had to tell the truth: "I just don't want to die anyway."

Huang Mo froze for a while, and smiled, this answer really couldn't pick a little fault.

Twelve friends of the Wusheng class: "You are the real blood warrior."

Mavison: "No, no, it's really not, I'm almost scared to death, every day I think I'm going to be gnawed, sleeping and dreaming are chased and bitten!"

Qiao Siqi: "Excessive humility is pride."

Mavison: "Are you looking for fault?"

Qiao Siqi: "I just want to see when you will take the initiative to greet you, but you let me down."

Mavison: "It may be a second before I wait."

Qiao Siqi: "Our friendship cannot hold this second."

Mavison: "..."

Qiao Siqi: "..."

Ma, Qiao: "How many classes are you Wushu?"

Mavison: "Two!"

Qiao Siqi: "One!"

Ma, Joe: "Hoo, okay ..."

Song Fei and Qi Yan were bored, and when they got back to God, they just caught the tail of their old friends reuniting with this "hot scene".

The twelve little friends were very happy to see the excitement, and did not mean to stop it at all.

Song Fei was speechless: "Even if you mean something, please persuade me a little."

Eleven comrades: "Persuading, Joe Siqi's girlfriend was pried by him. We are on the sidelines and it is very kind to help him not love his rival."

Kuang Ye: "I can't persuade. I want my girlfriend, who is cooked like Ma Weishen, to be dug into the corner. I also get upset when I see my rivals."

Eleven comrades: "..."

Kuang Ye: "..."

All: "Wait, we need a meeting."

At the end of the walkie-talkie communication, Maweisen told Song Fei and Kuang Ye the sad past, and Qiao Siqi at the other end also explained to the doubtful friends his special relationship with Maweisen.

It is also a love triangle of love and hatred on campus, but there is another version in Joskey's mouth——

Ambiguity with the girl was Joskey, and it was also Joskey that he pursued violently. From beginning to end, Maweisen was engaged in destruction in the dark corners, relying on his handsome face, fanning the wind and lighting the ghost, sultry the family girl, and so on. The girl was in a dilemma and went abroad.

Information is thoroughly shared, what is the truth is no longer important, the little friends swear a little smile no matter what these two people say afterwards, absolutely don't believe it!

"I'm talking about the truth," Mavison took out his phone, unlocked the lock screen, and showed the desktop to all his friends. "This is a photo of us. Do you say she smiles sweetly?"

All comrades: "All apps can't look at their faces at all!"

"Hold it up quickly, don't be embarrassed." Joski pulled out his purse from his arms, opened it carefully, and took a picture from the mezzanine. "I am called a couple photo, and look at the style of her eyebrows."

The girl in the picture is indeed pure and lovely, her skin is rosy and white, her brows are curled up like a gentle spring breeze, and the looming little tiger teeth are a little more playful.

Who is the real man is a headless case.

The eyes of these two English-speaking male classmates are recognized by the comrades in arms.

——Except Monday law.

It may be the common habit of every generation of innocent boys to store the photos of their favorite objects. Classmate Zhou also showed a photo from his mobile phone.

"You can't look at it, just look at the sister chased by your buddy."

Monday is not an exaggeration. The girl in the photo is a few years older than José Mavison's favorite person. She doesn't apply Fan Dai, but she is beautiful and graceful.

Qiao Siqi looked at the phone screen and squinted at him: "Did you catch up?"

Monday Law: "... cough, she said that she should focus on her studies, and do not consider personal issues before graduating from the doctorate."

Qiao Siqi: "Just got rid of it."

Monday law: "Did you not catch up in the end? And we are now comparing our vision, this one, master and doctoral reading, wisdom and beauty coexist!"

Qiao Siqi: "I am also going to a famous foreign university!"

Monday law: "I am intellectual."

Qiao Siqi: "My youth."

Monday law: "I am quiet."

Qiao Siqi: "I am lively."

Monday law: "I am a chess player!"

Qiao Siqi: "My Texas Holdem Elite!"

……

Mavison likes to watch Joskey's fire from the other side, but when he looks at it, he feels that the shape of the flame is very difficult to describe, so he has to ask Song Fei: "Do you think it's strange that they called each other's" point "?

Song Fei patted the shoulders of the new classmates with a long-term focus: "Treasure the time now. Qiao Siqi is standing at the crossroads of life. Maybe soon, you will never have the chance to become a rival with him in your life.

-Until the end of the Wusheng class break, the 16th National People's Congress force re-started in a mighty way, Ma Weisen did not understand the words of the cadres in the next class.

Too **** esoteric!

Beijing time, 11:30 pm.

It has been five hours a day, one night, and a day after leaving the cafeteria.

The weight of the luggage of the friends has been reduced to varying degrees, including Zhao He ’s suitcase-the coral velvet pajamas seized by the express point and the blue woolen coat that Lin Dilei did not wear after importing the down jacket. It came to Kuang Ye and Qi Yan.

Fortunately, they are all women's loose styles, especially Lin Dilei's Korean coat, Zhao He can cover it, so Kuang Ye and Qi Yan are cramped, but they don't affect the action too much. His single shirt or basketball vest is strong.

But there is one thing, you can not watch them, otherwise the friends will laugh.

When they tried it on, they had already practiced it. They could n’t help it. No matter how deep the relationship was, they could n’t suppress the power of the wildness that thundered with laughter.

Fortunately, the moonlight weakened this brutal visual stimulation.

In the cold wind of roaring, sixteen people gathered together, and then crippled, it was also a striking team, so the little friends were still lined up in two columns, arranging the sides of the path, and try to keep the distance between them.

This time, they crossed the activity center without a miss and went straight to the public teaching building.

Everyone wrapped their clothes tightly, closed their mouths, and watched in all directions, steadily moving forward.

The nerves are so tight that there is no way to calculate the time accurately, so that when the innovation building comes into view, everyone feels that it has been a long journey.

But victory is in sight.

There are six teaching buildings in the public teaching building area. The Houde Building is the 1 # teaching building closest to the school gate, and the Innovation Building is the 6 # building farthest away.

The furthest from the school gate, that is, the closest to the Wusheng class.

However, the Innovation Building has been seen. Will the Houde Building be far behind?

咣 当!

A shovel shouted the zombie rushing out to the ground, before the other party climbed up, and passed a few spades in a row, until the comrades beside him reacted, and the knife ended the struggle of the zombie forever-Li Jingyu used the stone to break the shocking tough guy wind For the ultimate escape of the Wusheng class, kick off the prelude.

In the misty and cold night, the little whale's hand holding a shovel on his hips proudly resembles the great shore image of Poseidon, which left an indelible shock in the minds of transfer students Mavison and Kuang Ye.