With you for thirteen years

In the blink of an eye, another year has passed since the days of reading hun books with the goddess master.And this autumn, the test that really belongs to Dongdong (Chu Chengyu) as a cat has come.

This is how things should happen. Before telling them in the order of the timeline, let’s talk about the cat’s habits.

Zhao Zhongxiang once used his low, soft and magnetically charming voice in the animal world to state: Look, the lion is in love.

The period of hair, estrus, and estrus is probably a special period that every higher animal will go through. In order to survive and multiply, creation is dominated by the pituitary gland and falls into madness. Even humans cannot completely get rid of this law. There is always such a period. Time is impulsive.Especially for cats, every spring and summer, when you sleep peacefully in bed, you are suddenly startled by a burst of heart-piercing shouts. Don't be busy calling 110. First make sure: Is it a cat?

This stage of the cat is indeed very...the child is not the cat to know the sorrow of the cat, so I won’t make more comments here. Many owners will choose to sterilize the cat to solve this problem. Of course, Hai Ruo has also had this Kind of ideas.

"But Dongdong, you are two years old and have not yet come into heat. Is it really normal?"

Hai Ruo wanted to take Dongdong to Dr. Wang once and for all, but Dongdong’s inner world lived in Chu Chengyu, who was indifferent in that respect but was indeed a great master. There was no real sword or gun below. Passing is the same thing, but it can't be "one cut", this is absolutely unbearable.

So for the first time, when he was over a year old, Dongdong protested on a hunger strike, and had a cold war with Haeruo for a day-this is the record of the top.

"Then forget it, but it seems that Dongdong has no signs of this. Does the cat also feel cold?" Hai Ruo muttered to himself in confusion, and then happily forgot about it and continued to compile. The new interpretation of the ancient Chinese that I am interested in is gone.

This matter was put on hold for several months because of Dongdong's calm and solemn behavior until one morning the other day.

This was a day when the weather was cool and it was a good autumn. It happened to be a weekend. Hai Ruo's course was very intense this week. The book she wrote was just held for an autograph, and the scene was quite popular, but it also made her really real. He was so exhausted that he even ignored Dongdong.

Dongdong said that he did not know why, and was a little depressed.

Because Hai Ruo’s schedule in another city was too tight to take care of him, Dongdong was left at home—because he really didn’t want to be locked in the cramped pet compartment of Doctor Wang. It made him feel that his previous memories of people were illusions that he had imagined.

He once had a rare interest in certain theories in philosophy. For example, he could not prove that the world he was in was not just created last Thursday, or he could not prove that everything around him is not his own. Conjecture.

In other words, let’s put it simply and straightforwardly, he is beginning to lose his sense of reality.

Under the control of this feeling, he hadn't seen it for a long time and fell while walking because he really forgot which foot should be taken first.

Walking in the empty room, turning on the TV and watching the musical subconsciously for a while, Dongdong suddenly felt that something was wrong. Once upon a time, for him, the main function of TV was to collect financial information, the only variety show (yes In his case, it is the report of financial traps or economic fraud, which can make him laugh a few times.

Is he, the change is a bit big.

Without raising the difference in brain capacity between primates and small cats, it only took two or three years. Has he changed so much?

Jump up and down.

Jump on Hai Ruo's legs and roll.

Rubbing her trousers.

Whine when being scratched to the chin.

Rub her in the morning and wake her up (he can't do anything about licking).

When she stretched out her fingers, she raised her head and pressed the tip of her nose against her warm fingertips, naturally.

Naturally.

The reason why higher wisdom is higher is that it can control the instinct as an animal.Dongdong hurriedly changed to the Caijing Channel, and analyzed the trend of the Shanghai Stock Exchange for a while, feeling that his thinking ability had not deteriorated, and sighed in relief.

Don't worry, I haven't reduced to the point of being controlled by the ancient brain.

Within five minutes, he overturned his conclusion.

□□ is the close-fitting pajamas that Hai Ruo in the bathroom changed from before they could wash, neatly folded in a basket.As usual, after solving the cat problem in the litter box in the corner of the bathroom, Dongdong walked around the woven basket, ready to continue listening to the music and nibbling on the calcium-supplemented fish biscuits that Haeruo had prepared for him.

There was a smell that caught him like a hook.

The source is the pajamas beside him...in the basket.

For some reason, the smell that I had usually sniffed became clearer than ever before at this moment, and the memory related to it was fully restored in an instant.

First of all, this light blue pajama was worn on his master, the most common print with white spots, but it was particularly sweet and confusing.

Then he saw it inadvertently. When he took it off and put on underwear in the morning, his back was light and naked, and his heart trembled.

Do you know that smell is the oldest perception in the developmental history of all animal senses, and it is inextricably linked to the memory center.The sweet and greasy hormonal scent completely invaded his nerves, awakening the memories, and making him shudder.

His body didn't accept intellectual control, and he didn't know that he could have such a fast speed, jumped in, and started to rub.

…………

Chu Chengyu couldn't falsify the proposition that "this world was contrived by him", but at this time, the odor molecules remaining on the cotton fabric were as sharp as Occam's razor law. All divergent thoughts in

Only the reality at this moment is left.

Later, he secretly soaked the pajamas in the pool, and waited for Hai Ruo to return for a long time.

And this morning, Hai Ruo put on the pajamas that had been washed and dried again. The light blue cotton fabric with white polka dots was sweet and confusing.

"By the way, it's time to take a shower. It's better to hit the sun instead of choosing a day, Dongdong, come on." Hai Ruo originally thought her pet would be sensitive to the word bath, but found that Dongdong had no response at all.

If they live in the second dimension, this reaction is also called petrochemical.

After putting the warm water, Chu Chengyu was hugged into the basin by Hai Ruo without resisting. Hai Ruo was also happy to save trouble, poured the shampoo and started rubbing.Like the previous few times, her dexterous and slender fingers leaped and walked around his body, each time he was extremely ashamed.

"I'm so obedient today, do you feel sorry for me being so busy and tired this week?" Hai Ruo continued to work hard, and began to poke his hands down.

He was shocked.

"Hey, has Dongdong finally reached this time?" Hai Ruo opened his eyes wide in surprise and turned Dongdong's body over. Before he violently expressed his disagreement, he saw the stiffness between his legs. root.

Meow, you... don't do that.

Chu Chengyu was weak in his heart when he opposed it, and it was even more resigned to being manipulated by others.

Hai Ruo remembered that Doctor Wang had said that it would be bad for the cat if it were not made out, and tentatively stretched out his hand.

Then it twisted.

Dongdong wailed strangely, broke away from her hand, hid on the other side of the basin, sank her whole body underwater, shuddering.

What was released.

At that moment, he felt that there was something he should be aware of.

But in the subsequent roar of the hair dryer, relying on Hai Ruo's arms, he ignored the incident.

small theater:

After learning that Dongdong had finally grown up, his master Hai Ruo continued to consider whether to take him to sterilization.

Dongdong: Why did I remember it again? Didn't I say it was good?

So that night.

Hai Ruo: Dongdong, eat.

Dongdong: ...Humph.

Hai Ruo: Dongdong, your favorite news broadcast.

Dongdong: (jumps to the other side of the sofa without a word).

Hai Ruo: Dongdong, sleep.

Dongdong: Hmm (pushing his bed to the corner).

Hai Ruo: ...Would you like to sleep with me tonight?

Dongdong:............

Finally, when Dongdong was almost asleep.

Hai Ruo: Okay, I won't take you to Doctor Wang. Don't get awkward with me, okay.

Dongdong: (curls in Hairuo's arms, rubs her chin with her ears) Mimi (then, forgive you).

small theater:

Go to Doctor Wang for regular inspections.

Doctor Wang: Xiaohai, since your family Dongdong is not sterilized, how about a pair of breeds?I have a cute little female cat here.

Hai Ruo: Wow, really cute, like a little cow.

Dongdong: ...heh, I really can't see how cute it is.

Cow cat: This black cat suddenly became terrible Σ( ° △ °|||)︴, where are you, master (;Д`).

after that.

Hai Ruo: Does Dongdong dislike her?It's obviously pretty.

Dongdong: Where is it beautiful?

Obviously, it's not as good as... not as good as your finger.

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