Wilderness Lucky God

Without waiting for them to start, Ye Tian asked directly: "Who caught this pheasant? Who made this beggar chicken? And who cut it for you? If you eat my chicken, don't thank me. You still come to accuse me, don't your consciences ache?" At the end, Ye Tian had a look of contempt on his face.

The four of them were stunned for a moment!

Fuck, what he said makes sense!

Yes, who caught this pheasant? Who made this chicken? Isn't this all Ye Tian? !

Why do they accuse others? !

Thinking so, He Ling and Huang Lei silently put down the slippers in their hands!

Seeing the four of them stunned, Ye Tian continued: "One more thing, you are wrong, this beggar chicken is not only eaten by me alone, but by two people!

Look, the director is eating too! "

As he spoke, he pointed at the director of the program group who was licking the bone of a chicken leg that had already eaten meat among the staff of the program group.

He Ling: "..."

Huang Lei: "..."

Pengpeng: "..."

Zhao Liya: "..."

The director of the program group in the crowd suddenly felt a strong malice!

When I looked up, my face turned green!

I was so selfless in licking just now, I completely forgot what the occasion was, and I completely forgot where I was, accidentally, I was completely addicted to it!

It's not his fault, it's all because the chicken drumsticks are so delicious!

After he finished eating the chicken, he couldn't hold back for a while, and even licked the bone!

But when he turned his head, almost everyone was looking at him, because with Ye Tian's pointing, not only He Ling and the others, but even the staff all looked over one after another!

That naked gaze, as if it had turned into substance, fell on his shoulder in an instant, making him stiff like a heavy weight, and he stood on the spot in a daze!

The director of the program group only felt that his mind was blank.

Three words emerged: It's over!

From today onwards, his brilliant image as a director, his wise and martial appearance, and his flawless leadership image are all over from now on!

At the same time, an unprecedented sense of shame burst out from my heart.

So shy! So shy!

If you make a mistake, you will become a big pig's hoof!

I never expected that I would forget myself for a while, and now there is such a big mistake!

Although there are thousands of regrets in my heart at this time, everything can't be turned back now, and the predicament we are facing now must be resolved.

It's all the fault of Ye Tian, ​​he was very low-key just now, no one looked at him, but this guy took the initiative to pick him out from the dark.

But at the same time, he was also relieved. Fortunately, he was hiding in the crowd of staff and was not broadcast live. If he was broadcast live, with his appearance, and his bone licking, the director would really spread the word. Network, the key is to spread throughout the industry!

Even the family saw it!

family!

Thinking of this, the director of the program group shivered all over his body!

Snapped!

The bone in his hand was directly alone, and the whole person bounced off the ground, with his hands behind his back, pretending that nothing happened, and scolded with a serious face: "Why are you looking at me? Hurry up and record the show! Why don't you want to do it anymore? Remember, nothing happened today, otherwise this year's year-end award will be gone."

Then he turned around and went straight back into the crowd. His speed and nimble skill were completely invisible. He was a man in his early 40s who had already bald.

Staff: "..."

At the same time, they have ten thousand things to say in their hearts!

This leader is really shameless! He even threatened them with the year-end award!

Do you think it's really useful?

Well, it really works!

Looking at this scene, Ye Tian clicked his tongue. As expected of a director, he has a thick skin. It is impossible for a thin-skinned person to be a director! did you see it?

This is the director, not to be surprised by changes, not to be chaotic in the face of danger! When encountering any embarrassing things, he didn't change his face. Instead, he reprimanded and even threatened everyone in a serious manner, instantly controlling the development of the situation.

How can ordinary people have such means? !

It is really admirable!

At this time, the director of the program group who was hiding behind all the crowd felt his heart beating like it was about to jump out of his chest!

Damn, it's a good thing I run fast!

Otherwise, the scene just now would not have ended at all!

Fortunately, he has seen all kinds of scenes, but he didn't expect to have a big heart to record a variety show! Now, recording variety shows is so difficult, life is really not easy.

Well, as for this matter, he will never admit it, absolutely no such matter, this matter has never happened, never!

The director of the program group hypnotized himself crazily in his heart. He almost believed it himself, with a serious and serious face.

If Ye Tian knew about this, the program director's behavior would definitely give him a thumbs up!

This showy operation, a bunch of showy ones!

Lie to others, lie to yourself first!

"See, I shared with the director! So I'm two people, not eating alone!" Ye Tian said seriously.

He Ling and Huang Lei finally came to their senses. After all, the scene just now subverted the director's image a bit. Although the director is usually very dishonest and shameless, the image just now is really unacceptable. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they would have thought that the one who licked his bones was not the big director of their program group, but a homeless man on the street.

That appearance, that movement of squatting on the ground, there is no need to imitate it at all, it is exactly!

And no one has taken the initiative to mention that matter now, which is really a shame!

They were all stunned just now, okay? !

Especially Zhao Liya and Pengpeng!

Is that the program director? !

Well, it seems to be true!

Suddenly they felt that compared with the director of the program group, they seemed to be really happy!

I just ate so much, and the pitiful appearance of the program director was licking his bones!

But at this time they heard what Ye Tian said, and they couldn't refute it at all!

What you say makes sense!

Seeing the surrendered faces of the four of them, Ye Tian grinned suddenly. With this level, how dare he compete on the same stage? !

too weak! too weak!

Reaching out to pick up a piece of meat and throwing it directly into the mouth, he began to eat again happily, and looked at the four of them with a smile at the same time.

Four people: "..."

Then he started to swallow his saliva involuntarily, his eyes fixed on the little meat left on Ye Tian's plate for an instant.

He Ling and Huang Lei looked at each other indiscriminately, and then they nodded in a tacit understanding. In the next moment, Huang Lei stepped forward and hugged Ye Tian's hands. Hold Ye Tian's plate, turn around and run away!

Seeing that He Ling ran away successfully, Huang Lei immediately let go of Ye Tian, ​​turned around and chased after him.

And these complex and quick actions are almost completed in one breath!

It's suffocatingly fast, and it's so fast that people can't react at all!

Two young men, Zhao Liya and Pengpeng, stared at all these coquettish manipulations in a daze, without any reaction at all.

Just looking straight at the figures of He Ling and Huang Lei, he entered the mushroom house almost in the blink of an eye.

Ye Tian: "..."

Ye Tian didn't expect that these two old foxes would be so shameless that they would directly grab them!

You said you want it directly, but he won't give it? !

Why bother? !

Is it better to rush to eat? !

Hmm... It seems that, when I was a child, the things I snatched were indeed more delicious!

The live broadcast room of the program group just laughed like crazy!

"666"

"6666"

"Hahahahaha... I laughed so hard!"

"Pfft—I just sprayed all the water I just drank!"

"There is also this kind of coquettish operation, and it was made by Mr. He and Mr. Huang in cooperation. It has completely subverted my worldview!"

"Ms. He and Mr. Huang's cooperation is completely seamless. They are indeed old partners and old friends. You can understand it with just one look!"

"Awesome! Looking at the stunned look on the host's face, I will laugh for a year!"

...

And at this moment.

"Are you still chasing after it? Maybe it will be gone soon!" Ye Tian played on the glorious tradition of the Chinese nation, was willing to help others, and reminded the two young people very intimately.

Suddenly Zhao Liya and Pengpeng woke up from their sluggishness!

"Ah—Teacher He, save some for me!"

"Ah—Mr. Huang, be merciful!"

The two of them ran away immediately, and rushed towards the house, wishing they could grow a few more legs at this time.

Seeing this scene, Ye Tian shook his head, and sighed to the live broadcast room: "You are still too young and have too little social experience, so you are at a disadvantage, and you can't beat the two old foxes at all!

This scene reminded me of an old friend. When he was young, his parents often beat him. If he did the right thing, it might be a singles, but if he did the wrong thing, it would be a family mixed doubles! Later when he grew up, his parents stopped beating him. Do you know why? "

The audience in the live broadcast room did not expect Ye Tian to throw a question out of nowhere.

I was caught off guard for a while, but immediately many viewers started to answer.

"Well, maybe he will be sensible when he grows up!"

"Agree upstairs!"

"My family beat me a lot when I was a child, but I stopped beating when I grew up!"

"Yeah! This should be normal. When I was a child, my parents often beat people. No matter whether you did it right or wrong, and even if you found out that you made a mistake in the end, they never apologized to you!"

Ye Tian didn't even watch the live broadcast room, so he said directly: "You may all say that he has grown up and sensible, but this is wrong!

As for why, of course it's because you have grown up and your parents can't beat you anymore, so they reasoned with you! Otherwise, why didn't I hit you? ! "

The first sentence Ye Tian said was unanimously approved by the audience. After all, ordinary people would think so, but when he heard the latter sentence, he immediately squirmed!

"puff--"

"Damn it, it makes sense!"

"This explanation is perfect, I can't refute it at all!"

"Damn it, I finally know why my parents don't beat me anymore! When I know the truth, I almost burst into tears!"

"The anchor's routine is completely incomprehensible! The key is that it makes sense after you hear it!"

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